So i carjacked a taxi, killed the motherfucker, hid his corpse in the backseat. By Utah couldn't stand the stink of the bitch said "Yo smell ya later" as he rolled in the ditch. It was 7 or 8, when I stepped in the place, lost the police-man way back in the chase! Checked out the crib, and it dawned to me then, I'd be gettin' mad pussy as the prince of Bel-Air. Where the bitches at? Get over here and show me your vagina! I hope you ain't no camel-toe bitch, I like my shit neatly folded!)
(his nuts) Mom said I was going to the electric chair, said "ya messed up lil' nigga, get ya ass to Bel-Air!" Bitch, I'm on the fucking police blotter, can't go fish out of water, this ain't welcome back cotter, go fuck uncle Phil, and his high-tax bracket, I ain't got a sports jacket, and Carlton's a Faggot! Bitch she said I have 17 cars, a solid gold cock ring, cash for of cigars. I'd know all the clouds and decide when it rains, shit diamonds in a bath full of fine champagne. WORD! -
I was broke and hungry, failing history class, now I use Ben Franklin to wipe my ass, so shut the fuck up, and sit yo ass down, We'll tell ya how I became the richest nigga in town! (Close your fucking mouth and listen up!) In West Philadelphia, that was ME on the playground selling that crack and that pcp, straight pimpin'. I'm all hustle and flow when some punk ass bitch didn't pay my hoe. So I shot him in the knees, then I shot him in his face, to cap it off I shot him in another place-
i hate niggas like this motherfucker's ass who destroys good old stuff.. you suck dick nigga go back to your hood and buy some candy to feed your kid...
@pingualex100 umm this mite sound dumb but you a girl rite cuz thats all bad if you a guy sayin 'i would be happy to let him use me to wipe his ass LOL"...
Wow..some of this was filmed very close to where I live. The school you see in the beginning is the grammar school I went to!
yankeesman14 4 days ago
ahhh, good times buying crack and PCP on the playground
OmegaTrooper 5 days ago in playlist Funny Videos
So i carjacked a taxi, killed the motherfucker, hid his corpse in the backseat. By Utah couldn't stand the stink of the bitch said "Yo smell ya later" as he rolled in the ditch. It was 7 or 8, when I stepped in the place, lost the police-man way back in the chase! Checked out the crib, and it dawned to me then, I'd be gettin' mad pussy as the prince of Bel-Air. Where the bitches at? Get over here and show me your vagina! I hope you ain't no camel-toe bitch, I like my shit neatly folded!)
OTs03AS 1 week ago
@OTs03AS cool, u have the ability to retype lyrics you hear. want a cookie?
gaaraohye 1 week ago
@gaaraohye
Yes. And its because I saw someone do this already but there were too many mistakes it bothered me
OTs03AS 1 week ago
(his nuts) Mom said I was going to the electric chair, said "ya messed up lil' nigga, get ya ass to Bel-Air!" Bitch, I'm on the fucking police blotter, can't go fish out of water, this ain't welcome back cotter, go fuck uncle Phil, and his high-tax bracket, I ain't got a sports jacket, and Carlton's a Faggot! Bitch she said I have 17 cars, a solid gold cock ring, cash for of cigars. I'd know all the clouds and decide when it rains, shit diamonds in a bath full of fine champagne. WORD! -
OTs03AS 1 week ago
I was broke and hungry, failing history class, now I use Ben Franklin to wipe my ass, so shut the fuck up, and sit yo ass down, We'll tell ya how I became the richest nigga in town! (Close your fucking mouth and listen up!) In West Philadelphia, that was ME on the playground selling that crack and that pcp, straight pimpin'. I'm all hustle and flow when some punk ass bitch didn't pay my hoe. So I shot him in the knees, then I shot him in his face, to cap it off I shot him in another place-
OTs03AS 1 week ago
this is gta in a nutshell
SuperFitzy100 1 week ago
wow what the heck is this crap
Godsgreatestgift1000 2 weeks ago
thats the real philly
101greengiant 2 weeks ago
1:21 for awkward moment.
Jefferyxu45 2 weeks ago
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Jefferyxu45 2 weeks ago
does anyone know the chick's name?
lamerzg 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is so bad.
ValkiryeMax 2 weeks ago
THIS SHIT IS GAY LIKE HIM GET A FUCKING LIFE
rapdpryde 2 weeks ago
more like fresh prince criminal version
FurryAnimal92508 2 weeks ago
It's only gangster if will's doin' it!
LabrunaPerSempre 2 weeks ago 2
folks dat shit is not funny his ass aint even like dat and if he grew up there a lil longer wouldnt change shit will smith dat nigga
straightkiller32 3 weeks ago
The original version is so much better! this is bullshit
fventurino14 3 weeks ago
This is hardcore! Congrats!!!
5B0YAKASHA5 3 weeks ago
@5B0YAKASHA5 no its not its dumb
straightkiller32 3 weeks ago
he took an arrow to the knee
IStareAtClocks 3 weeks ago
this is shit!
TheWhistlebird 3 weeks ago
You guys need to make a show of the gangsta version, defintely.
dalmatian123 3 weeks ago
"i like my shit neatly folded" _O_
Intosia 3 weeks ago
Pfft, the real version is gansta
anythingbuthey 4 weeks ago
Terrible but funny. The original version is more gangsta.
Zachtperson 1 month ago
this is a discrace to The Fresh Prince SMH
619123kid 1 month ago
after 5 seconds i clicked away..
LuckyLeet 1 month ago
You call this fool a gangsta?
TheViperRKO7 1 month ago
cool but Carlton would straight get merked :)
Shadowhoggy 1 month ago
The Original was better.
BlazeChance1 1 month ago
they ruined my favorite show -____-
brxscooby 1 month ago 2
This is actually quite some hardcore rap.
ScotjeRPAS 1 month ago
thumbs up if you are wondering how his chair spun upside down
yayatomo 1 month ago
@yayatomo Greenscreen.
ScotjeRPAS 1 month ago
Sorry, if this is a stupid comment, but literally, I think he sounds a bit Eminem.
SuperSagat610 1 month ago
Right people differences aside, we can all agree the guy portraying uncle phil was good!
darthmarticusLFC 1 month ago
this is stupid and this can even act like a gangster lol lame
ENDK16 1 month ago
"and carltons a faggot"...
daredevil55555 1 month ago
the girl at the end was hot af
mw2Roach1 1 month ago
I don't get it... It reads Gangsta...
Gangsters used tux and ties, here i see an idiot with 3 Kg fake gold on his neck.
murshter 1 month ago
Did he say... solid gold cockring?
Drawnsbyme 1 month ago
That´s some more BULLSHIT !!
HL2BeTAFaN22 1 month ago
the regular version is the gangster version
The17monkeys 1 month ago 2
lmao, that white girl can get it anytime!
Tu51ndBl4d3 1 month ago 2
liked it just because he shot him in the knee first wahahahahahahahaha
DJR1234567890 1 month ago
the cop head shake at :18 is classic lmao
Lp757spits 1 month ago
show me yo' vagina
BlacksPrower 1 month ago
The original is way better. This some garbage shit.
singhisking853 1 month ago
that's kinda racist
FreeTheJambon 1 month ago
lol
cosacosi1 1 month ago
@cosacosi1 No.
neo131x 1 month ago
i hate niggas like this motherfucker's ass who destroys good old stuff.. you suck dick nigga go back to your hood and buy some candy to feed your kid...
Johnnie1995full 1 month ago
@Johnnie1995full get a sense a humor and settle down johnny.
Wilboki 1 month ago
no, just no..
PurpleDragonAngel 1 month ago
hahah nice one
Intosia 1 month ago
olololollololo
mrpwnis 1 month ago
WOLLT IHR EIN BOMBE
mowglimow 1 month ago
put download link up
FBandSkateVids 1 month ago
0:39 so i shot him the knee.. Must resist.. i used to be ... no I SHALL NOT DO IT!
EditHammer 1 month ago 61
@EditHammer I used to be a gangstah like him, but then I took a bullet to the knee.
ZKWMSnowball 2 weeks ago
@EditHammer ht tp://l-i-k-e-s.co m/img/uploads/229-296e7d45.jpg
neo131x 1 week ago
actually looked like uncle phil
arowdareapa 1 month ago
@arowdareapa looks like his double!
honeypower 1 month ago
Story of my life! Particularly the part about ownin' all the clouds and decidin' when it rains, shittin' diamonds in a bath full o' fine champagne.
ItsNickJx 1 month ago
this is not funny at all it real stupid
k2400990 1 month ago
This has to be GTA 5's theme song!
dingdongditch1000 1 month ago
he has more axillary hair than my headhairs
MrArmeniaxxx 1 month ago
that chick at the end is actually pretty hot.
OPproductionzz 1 month ago 32
Will Smith's initial idea for the opening of the show, before he was asked to tone it down and use clean rap.
PsOne4Life 1 month ago
wtf what has our world come to this shit is pathetic and the reson why the blacks have horible reps!!!!!
cobeenswifey 1 month ago
@cobeenswifey It's a joke, it's by collegeHUMOR you fuckin' imbecile
TheKnuckleblade 1 month ago
@cobeenswifey your a dumbass. LOL
TheGloriousBen 1 month ago
Oh Carlton is not a faggot.
TheBSxperience 2 months ago
Oh Carlton is not a faggot.
TheBSxperience 2 months ago
Why those shoes..?
BradaProduction 2 months ago
HIS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
benerban 2 months ago
real nigger
thisisaspartensworld 2 months ago
hehehehehehe
submit2theMason 2 months ago
'' I shot him in anotha place, HIS NUTS!''
lamix34 2 months ago
PURE GENIUS!
g1orkatsos 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
no boy
straightkiller32 3 weeks ago
U give the original song a bad rep !
wigglz7 2 months ago
That dude at 0.57 look like suge knight
MRGMAN234 2 months ago
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MRGMAN234 2 months ago
157 people didnt pay there Hoe!!
6Adrian7 2 months ago
that was...stupid.
musiclover1ism 2 months ago
Weird o.o
YaziiCat 2 months ago
What is this?
RoyVVithOboy 2 months ago
Da
fuck
josh95wsc 2 months ago
This is nonsense.
sahnie82 2 months ago
Uncle Phil looks like Suge Knight
MrPatrickBrunton 2 months ago 5
@MrPatrickBrunton He does oh shit!! HAHAHA!!!!
mike584 2 months ago
LOL
mtlchronix 2 months ago
Bookeem Woodbine?
datdudekevin 2 months ago
Was that suge knight
MrElloco1979 2 months ago
This is like gta in a nutshell.
jihoo134 2 months ago 81
@jihoo134 *bulletshell
neo131x 1 month ago
This shit is horrible
SpiRiTzFAN123 2 months ago
AWSOME
dantheman7224 2 months ago
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ttaylorsmithh 2 months ago
0:48 BITCH !
deinvateristmc 3 months ago
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deinvateristmc 3 months ago
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deinvateristmc 3 months ago
Nice
SpeciallyDefined 3 months ago
best INTRO EVER :)
SuperMoises15 3 months ago 2
That was amazing
EuropeanTourism 3 months ago
Damn, that was... something... :P
SammEater 3 months ago
Now we need a horrorcore version
Are0Gaming 3 months ago
@Trisscarro haha well jazz had a house in compton and it was the 90's, so yeah what you just said makes a lot of sense.
NikoLiberty1000 3 months ago
LOL 1:24 theres a puppet on the left xD
devinr88 3 months ago
orignal lyrics would have been better
ZenMaster93 3 months ago
this is pretty scary
elswiiss 3 months ago
damn niger made white and black people look stupid:(
ILOVEPUREPOLARIS 3 months ago
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@ILOVEPUREPOLARIS Fuck you, go die.
SuperMiwok 3 months ago
Retard
Kayla333love 3 months ago
Whos This Abressive Negro..
GTFO!
AxelheR0 3 months ago
The cops a pussy
741rock 3 months ago
omg, im actually scared.
TheEmmahC 3 months ago
this shit was weak
GuitarBoyRockingOut 3 months ago
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smell ya later lmfaoooooo
TheTurkgamer 3 months ago
Frikin hilarious omg that funny hahahahah rotflmao xdxdxdxd
MultiDagwood1 3 months ago
great.......only GREAT!
nickpick84 3 months ago
wannabe gangsta
RaycxellTorres 4 months ago
Mom thought I was going to the electric chair
Said ya messed up li'l nigga get your ass to bel air
BITCH! Im on the fucking police blotter!
Cant go fish outta water, this aint Welcome Back Kotter
Yo, fuck Uncle Phil and his high tax bracket
I aint gotta sports jacket, and Carlton's a FAGGOT!
returnofyesman 4 months ago 75
@returnofyesman Thanks for typing up what everyone just saw.
SirDrCool 3 months ago
@returnofyesman do you got all the letter?
TheDrunkGuineaPig1 2 months ago
how the fuck doesn't this video have at least 5 million views? this pure genius.
kidcuddly 4 months ago 4
am i the only one who realised the girl at then end who drags him in is ment to be related to him.... INCEST!
ukoutlaws 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@ukoutlaws That girl is white. Maybe she's one of Hillary's friends.
Koroschiya 4 months ago
@ukoutlaws lol incest? did you hear him "ill be getting mad pussy as the prince of bel air!" its the wrong house!
NikoLiberty1000 3 months ago
i swear this is the best video ive seen in my life xD
atrxroller 4 months ago
awesome
harryhustlaa 4 months ago
rofl
kissalintu1337 4 months ago
"I said yo smell ya later as he rolled in the ditch"
FootyFan1990 4 months ago
nice!!
11okt 4 months ago
lol jk i don't want him to wipe my ass that was a joke :D
pingualex100 4 months ago
lol ''...and curtin is a faggot'' -curtin stops dancing faggotly and goes away sadly-
BrownieCatLuvsYhuu 4 months ago
@BrownieCatLuvsYhuu uhm yah his name is carlton....just sayin....
icutie95 4 months ago 3
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BrownieCatLuvsYhuu 4 months ago
Very Nice, lol ^^
Patonex3 4 months ago
i would be happy to let him use me to wipe his ass LOL
pingualex100 5 months ago
@pingualex100 umm this mite sound dumb but you a girl rite cuz thats all bad if you a guy sayin 'i would be happy to let him use me to wipe his ass LOL"...
TheAfro999 4 months ago
your crazy men !! but its nice xD !
HristijanK1NG 5 months ago
BALL YA I'M SO GLAD THEY HAVE ANOTHER VIDEO OF THIS!
pingualex100 5 months ago
lol
tobs1997 5 months ago
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PsOne4Life 5 months ago
We all know will smith is really from bloomfield hills michigan, or salt lake city, or anywhere in canada
Cusack187 5 months ago
Grammer nazi at 0:18
a1sauses 5 months ago 2
Gay, original is way better than this piece of shit faggot
willismbro 5 months ago
Better than the original lol
TiggerTighe 5 months ago
hahahahaha that shit was funny
1KillaSkrilla1 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
caddy37531 5 months ago
Omg, I didn't know beastiality was legal in Bel-Air :p
alphalvlode 5 months ago
"I shot him in another place (his nuts!)"
broomeydbr9 5 months ago
bullshit
TVSamv 5 months ago
would be funny if uncle phil said im rich bitch
battlin 5 months ago
would be funny if uncle phil said im rich bitch
battlin 5 months ago
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Eimsbush1993 5 months ago
Get over here and show me your vagina... lool I played that certain part loads it made my day aha
ukoutlaws 5 months ago
oookayyyyy...
mrsjcullen13 5 months ago
Goonnn
10Tunit 5 months ago
lol Carlton's a faggot XD
TheGreenFlyingOgre 5 months ago
can hardly stop listening to this awesome tune.
preyfan 5 months ago
lol
tatereat3r13 5 months ago
The white girl’s name is Lauren Sieczkowski.
I’m quite confident some people out there were eager to find that out. ;)
SniperMaske 5 months ago
well then.... this was different
JUSTINOMALINO 5 months ago
karpe diem - vestkantsvartinga. like
1larsiboy 5 months ago
Whoever did Uncle Phil was great. Looked just like him!
AisuSeijin 5 months ago 2
Thank God for Transcribe Audio.
"pleased to have a good package"
MrPrototypz 5 months ago
"You best stop nigga, GETCHO ASS TO BELAIR"
TheAgent181 5 months ago
lol
1Supernoober 5 months ago
insane, but somehow I like it. DAMN twisted human psychology !!!
preyfan 6 months ago
BITCH, I'M ON THE FUCKIN' POLICE BLOTTER
thetruemagicalnegro 6 months ago
notice how this is just saying how stupid ganasta's are, which is true
WPUrchezem 6 months ago
Collegehumor is a fail.
AmiTwinkleMagic 6 months ago