Mock the Week - Unlikely Things To Hear On A Consumer Programme - Series 7 Episode 4 - BBC Two

[TheNerdFormat]

2:05 Possibly the funniest one-liner I've heard

[madkin9]

yay the 333,333th viewer

[mbs306]

@madkin9 learn to use suffixes properly

333,333rd you jackass!

[madkin9]

@mbs306 wow am sorry i need to use the proper grammer on youtube now calm the fuck down and stop trollin comments

[Kabloomi]

ADAM HILLS... This is why I am proud to be aussie.

[SilentSome]

how did Frankie's last joke have anything to do with the topic? lool

[besinnliches]

@SilentSome Anne Robinson used to present Watchdog...before she started to look like ET's balls ;)

[SilentSome]

@besinnliches oooh loool

[MrJustcauseiwantto]

@SilentSome um.. plastic surgery

[saturnGEEK]

YAY ADAM HILLS !!

[charlie24727]

how does he know what ET's balls look like???

[mikeymikemikey1]

@charlie24727 sounds like you haven't got the special edition

[charlie24727]

@mikeymikemikey1 no xD wish i did :P i love this programme xD lol

[jpcod5]

"Some strong language", that is a small warning when Frankie Boyle is on

[matklstrength]

the daniel beddingfield joke is the best.

[24videowatcher]

Advertiser: This is a new sock that talks to you and he has something to say to you all.

Sock: DIE BITCH!!!!

[missmoney369]

look at daras face at 1:17

[musicmacandmodelling]

Hillsy reppin' the aussies :D

[midnightbluenoz]

ET would be offended by that comment lol

[mymoset]

Divorece is totally biased in favour of the greedy bitch who left Hugh Dennis

[crazycarey666]

it is a blessing that some people just have the gift of being a genius, shame that some people stop using that gift...

[ellenmelon771]

Adam Hills is such a legend.

xD xXx

[Kop360]

finally a time when i prefer the two top comments being the same

it only ruins one joke

[Fablefiend]

@Kop360 Thank you for being the top comment so the joke wouldn't be ruined. Unfortunately, in posting this reply thanking you, the fucking next comment spoiled it. :P

[randypaysan]

Average.. Average.. Frankie Boyle comes on HAHAHAHA.. Average.. Average.. Average.. Frankie Boyle comes on HAHAHAHA etc.

[eidothea]

Alun Cochrane is gorgeous!

[KmokriV1]

like if you are a fan of men's bottoms

[KmokriV1]

yes how silly of me lol

[crackie10]

Last 2 were amazing, lol!

[Eliserose95]

Adam Hills!!!

[eXPerienceyeah]

ET's balls!

[TheReditz]

hold down 2 to see russel howard beatboxing

[budbuddingdingMUSE]

Press 9, 7, 2, 1, To hear "I'M A POO" :L

[dar3keternal]

@3treeroor their drug smugglers, what were you expecting?

[MultiHughesy]

tap 2 russell is funny

[dan56ist]

i don't get the condoms in stomach one

[RuleBritannia1987]

@dan56ist A common tactic of drugs smugglers is to fill condoms and swallow them because the stomach can't digest the latex so you can shit it out later after passing airport security or whomever you're trying to get it past with the drugs intact.

[jackalhunt1]

@dan56ist The joke of it is that it is very common for the condom to burst whist in the stomach, often leading to death.

[semajshadow]

@Minime101774 I can shend you a new one if you shend me your name your cradit crad and your drink

[gr33nandpurpletictac]

lol that accent is uncanny ;)

[FernandMaC]

@Ebbs1204 Lol.. I recognized him through his voice and was like 'wait is that...?' then scrolled down and saw your comment :P

[Quacki29]

@MrBrachiatingApe

I know exactly what you mean. When I'm typing and saying it out loud it sounds sarcastic/ironic. Then I read it how everyone else does and it sounds offensive or ignorant when that wasn't the intended effect. There should be a symbol or something to indicate when someone is being sarcastic. Btw, loved the scenes we would like to see. It's my favourite round besides between the lines.

[CaptainJones32]

pause at 0:34, best sign language subtitle person ever

[bl00dl3tt]

@Minime101774 Done that. Not pleasent

[DrumBass4ever]

"We got there the weather were crap the food were crap the locals were racists" sounds like he went to amercia! :) -btw i live here so i can say that :P-

[MrBrachiatingApe]

@DrumBass4ever Hey man, I live in California (well, did for 31 years, anyway, until about 6 months ago) and the weather is amazing, the food is world class, and the people are only racist if you're Mexican.

[DrumBass4ever]

@MrBrachiatingApe ....hun it was joke get over it.... you can comment on NOTHING anymore without somebody taking offence!

[MrBrachiatingApe]

@DrumBass4ever Er, yeah, I know it was a joke. Mine was supposed to be as well, actually (see the line about racism.) Or at least kind of, mixed with a certain amount of false jingoism; I partly left CA b/c it's going to hell quick in most every way but food and weather. I sometimes forget that people can pretty much only detect irony on the internet if it's inadvertent...anyway, sorry if I caused offense.

[Currie01]

...The fuck is Russell doing wearing a Blue Peter T-shirt?

[IloveDamon99]

@Currie01 It's not a blue peter T-shirt ,it's lots of cars piled on top of each other ,you can see it if you look closely.

[tdurran]

@Minime101774 Take that back. Trying to drink is never a bad idea.

[danelletakarai]

pls bring Frankie back...

[ccoburn7]

dara at 1:16 lolz

[A0GP5YCH0]

PHONNEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEE­!!!!!

[teddibiase13]

Hi I'm Ann Robinson and without plastic surgery I'd look like ET's balls lmfao!

[innit84]

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 CHOO CHOO!!!! lol

[lauraaababezz]

press 2 it sounds like he is sayin poo is made by indian children :L

[Blitzerboy1408]

press 9 for the hilarious one! LOL!

[UrtySyringe]

11 people did not like the job done by the indian slave children

[ShadowPheonix12]

Adam Hills, he gets around and makes other people wet themselves.

[TheNahanam]

I love the way Russell is laughing at all of Frankie's jokes in the backround :P <3

[francaisemusique]

E.T's balls hahahhahaa

[TheFregster]

The last one had nothing to do with the topic... But I couldn't care less :P

[aqu1r3]

ah adam hills

[GamerInari]

@GothicWiccan13 he's the scottish one with the glasses and beard

[GamerInari]

*sends name and address and date of birth* MUM! WHATS YOUR MAIDAIN NAME?

[kitaarmes]

I'm Ann Robinson and without plastic surgery i'd look like ET'S balls XD

[SheWolf8765]

who the hell was laughing at the start???????? ARGG!

[MrGamerdude1995]

@SheWolf8765 think it was russel

[shamelessness]

@GothicWiccan13 THE ONE WITH THE FUZZY GINGER CHIN...

[qimaster333]

Can I just say Dara on this show doesn't show his true potential on Mock The Week, I've seen him live and it was one of the best things I have seen in my life.

[geemachine666]

was e.t not a girl? lool

[mynameisbobthatsbkob]

i've never seen the show before and i was wondering what the buzzer meant

[Azadari4Evaa]

@mynameisbobthatsbkob next i think...

[ghasher5]

I'M ANN ROBINSON AND WITHOUT PLASTIC SUTGERY I'D LOOK LIKE E.T'S BALLS

[stethespaniard2]

franky boyle is not funny

[magicelliotth]

@stethespaniard2 exactly

[MassExtinctionEvent]

This show used to be 75% Frankie Boyle, 20% Hugh Dennis, 2% Dara O'Briain, 2% guest comedians, and 1% the rest of 'em. Which means that without Frankie it's really not worth watching. Even the BBC knows this. Just look at how virtually all these clips start and end with a Boyle joke. And don't give me Russell Howard. A non-threatening man-child telling inoffensive, lame jokes who's adored by (teenage?) girls? Now who saw that coming?

[WhiteTiger225]

@MassExtinctionEvent What I hear is "The show used to be 75% Frankie stealing setups and punchlines, and talking over the rest of the cast. And since I am immature, I loved laughing at the immature humor that was funny for a bit but became as predictable as who wins the 100m dash in the Olympics"

Sorry bro, you are suffering from a rare Jungle Disease called "Umad"...

[Songsmirth]

I don't usually have a sick sense of humor but the hamster one made me laugh out loud. Then the next one he did was just as good. Who is he? I'm trying to figure out the different accents. :) I wish someone British would do a video on the various kinds of accents and where they come from. Might sound silly BUT I am forever trying to figure them out while watching movies, etc. Especially the real thick ones, i.e., "the weather were crap, the food were crap," etc. Where does that come from?

[honorkendall]

@Songsmirth He is called Russell Howard. Great Comedian, check out his Live at the Apollo performances. Well I am English myself and those kind of accents can be found all over Britain, it does get quite hard to tell the regional accents from one another. The one he was doing can really be found all over the country... probably mostly known as chav or common! (chavs over here are the tracksuit wearing, fake bling, smothered in makeup, swear a lot type!) 

[Songsmirth]

@honorkendall Thank you Honor for explaining that. Now, I'll stop wondering if I could ever get them correctly identified. :) I owe you. I was watching a movie called, "The Bad Mother's Handbook" and a few of the accents are so thick yet others aren't, it's confusing. As well as the slang. I do get the character you're describing. I call them, "the Elvis Types." lol  Songs

[genbaboy7012]

That last one cracked me up

[The360scope]

@solidsnake117100 an @MasterNate365 will yous both shut up you wanna argue go to Jeremy Kyle dont ruin it for anyone else

[TheConnord12]

E.T's BALLS

[MasterNate365]

@solidsnake117100 Shush, It's over, Give up.

[MasterNate365]

Okay, I have GOT to say this, Will you fucking imbecilic, stupid, childish fuckwits STOP FUCKING RUINING THE VIDEO FOR EVERYONE ELSE BY POSTING A JOKE CONTAINED IN THE FUCKING THING?!?!?!! :@

[HomebrandMusic01]

@MasterNate365 don't read the comments first then, dickhole! you don't own youtube. :D

[MasterNate365]

@HomebrandMusic01 Don't call me a dickhole, Grow up.

[HomebrandMusic01]

@MasterNate365 don't tell me to grow up, dickhole.

[MasterNate365]

@HomebrandMusic01 Let's just stop arguing and enjoy the video, And stop with the insulting each other...... Dickhole.....

[HomebrandMusic01]

@MasterNate365 Whatever. you started it anyway, dick-teeth. :) bye.

[saneill17]

ADAM HILLS!!! :D

[Alexmo555]

I'm Adrian Chiles, and I was shocked by the new Shrek film! I've not been paid for it, yet I seem to be starring in it!

[MrMadness87]

haha listen to russell cracking up at frankie at the start

[JoeMudd123]

Bring back Frankie and either give Russell good material or make him do the show naked. Then I'll start watching.

[sammi8696]

Hi i'm Anne Robinson and without plastic surgery my face will turn into a scrotom

[jackalhunt1]

I think it's more along the lines of frankie gets on stage, tells a joke and if it's offensive he thinks fuck the cunts i'll say it anyway.

[stozzza95]

frankie boyle "hi im Anne Robinson and without plastic surgery id look like ets balls"

[icaughtfire93]

stupid laughing in the beginning!

[TheCutielove23]

Frankie is amazin hes so funny but stil not as funny as when michael mcintyre came on!!

[mynameisjamesj]

"At first the company seemed willing to compromise, then we sent them a letter from Nicky Campbell, and they told us to 'fuck off!' "

[HerbertHKohl]

@Minime101774 Okay... I believe you, but just in general I still think you have a problem with alcohol,

[HerbertHKohl]

@Minime101774 Well, that's because you're an alcoholic.

[oongi96]

the guy with black hair and the black suit is an arse!

[IcEye89]

@Ebbs1204 Now we wait for him to be on QI

[CaitlynT475]

Hi im ann robinson and without plastic syrgery id look like ets balls

[catknight667]

@MrWedster then read the comments afterwards

[SonSkoji]

"Today, we're doing a special on identity theft. Hi, my name is... shit."

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

I'm a myth I understand! A myth? lol

Subject: detain moor

Anagram: moderation

[xXFCUNiiiT3DXx]

The guests are always shit

[funkyfranx]

@xXFCUNiiiT3DXx

Not always, Francis Stewert is amazing at the stand up comedy things, but yeah in this one they're shit

[NewAgeGrave]

OMG ADAM HILLS!

[KmokriV1]

Wow! at the start when the title came up, Frankie hardly looked up to see what it was.

[rotterdam09]

@KmokriV1 that's because it's all scripted :)

[Wellsypig15]

@KmokriV1 Thats because Dara read it out

[Misslottaluvin]

My friend's heard of a person who put their hamster in a blender R.I.P

...and another 1 who put their hamster in a microwave R.I.P

.....and my friends brother accidently sat on their's! SURVIVED UNHARMED Xx

[jonsi1990]

"We got there, the weather are crap, the food are crap, the locals were racist, whadda bloody brilliant holiday." XD

[Insulaintercalx]

is divorce biased in favor of the greedy bitch who left me

[CuriousVirga]

And your mother's maiden name... >D

[satsumapeel]

We got there, the weather were crap, the food were crap, the locals were racist... whadda bloody brilliant holiday :)

[semaj1119]

Yay for adam hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[curtainpower]

lmfao.

"I'm Anne Robinson. and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T's balls".

[Aratamin]

why did hugh look SO evil at 0:25? xD

[JediSlayer22]

We got there: the weather were crap, the food were crap, the locals were racist. What a bloody brilliant holiday.

[ieatporkpies]

are you all scottish? stop kissing up you fucking retards

[fishmanfaz09]

@ieatporkpies i am xD

[shaunTalexander]

@ieatporkpies easy for you to say when what we have to watcch is full of english people. not many famous scottish people ya know

[Kayes21]

@ieatporkpies i am

[XoRetroHeadphonesXo]

i love russel howard !!

[jake090191]

can i just say that the quality of this video is fuckin awesome, even fullscreen

[punkkid3022]

Era balls lol omg that's funny

[BelleandBuster4Eva]

Love Hugh! He rules!

[DANWAZICED]

At first the company seemed willing to compromise. Then we sent them a letter from Nikki Campbell, they told us to Fuck Off. lmfao =]

[xXxmugzxXx]

@kdewar88 xD hampster, Jacuzzi & Blender

[3mmaRobo1231]

" on closer inspection Mrs Wilkinson, your hampsters jacuzzi appears to be a food blender" :)  ha ha I Love Russel!!! <3

[spawnofsid]

@3mmaRobo1231 I hugged him! ^^

[THEmusic1000]

im anne robinson and without plastic surgery i'd look like E.Ts balls

[mah81164]

this is one of the reasons they should bring back the show Whose Line Is It Anyway? people are still doing these games :)

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

At first the company seemed willing to compromise. Then we sent them a letter from Nikki Campbell, they told us to Fuck Off :|

.... Lmaoooooooo!!

[Neilo2k8]

WITHOUT PLASTIC SURGERY...I'D LOOK LIKE E.T'S BALLS!

Lmfao! My Drink Came Through My Nose On That One xD

[kennymitchell]

hahaha lmfao the adrian chiles one was hilarious

[xXxmugzxXx]

"on closer inspection your hampsters JICUZI seems to be a blnder "  x) Russell Howard

[tearawreck]

@xXxmugzxXx

"Jacuzzi". Sorry to poke about the spelling...

[xXxmugzxXx]

ha i spelt blender wrong aswell

[chao2609]

and hamster :[

[SamOwenI]

I won't be on this show next week.

Because I'm going off to Nigeria to pick up my lottery winnings.

LOL!

[hgieltsew]

lol

[pottsy40]

@cragster101 'roflcopter' - I like it

[bexaleigh13]

@pottsy40 i was loling just at that comment #!!!!

[mjakes20]

@cragster101 lol the way he says it aswell just makes it so funny!

[blahblop123]

shrek "filum"

[lexisbabe11]

Our english teacher always says film like that, we find it really funny lol

[breakingthehabit2008]

HAHAA

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

@MrLazyEyes Americans think the Welsh, the Scotish and Irish are English. Beat that -.-

[mirwin439]

@Jill4ChrisRedfeild

its northern irish get it right

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@Jill4ChrisRedfeild It's Scottish.

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

@Purdonnnnn1873 I know that, just stating that Americans think everyone in britain has an english accent!

[robpattinsonfan4ever]

Russell howard is so funny

[abcs22]

imagine andy parsons with frankie's beard!!!