csi photo enhancement

[Witsarunemitea]

HAHAHA xD

[dcjoedog]

Red Dwarf's spoof on all this zoom and enhance stuff was legendary watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU

[Finchspielberg]

Here's how it works, all cameras take pictures with hundreds times the pixels you think, but only the government can use those extra pixels.

[MyNameIsSteveYesitis]

Let me just enhance those 6 pixels...

[twilightwindwaker]

@porkyminch01 I wonder if they have multiple cameras. Ones that zoom up close and others that don't.

[twilightwindwaker]

I didn't think it was possible to do this. This must be one high rez camera.

[ImCristel]

lol wtf

[Viiroz]

Seriously? It's like they want it to be funny?

[brylidan]

:facepalm:

[Owner951]

omg hahahahaha this is horrible xD

[M2foker]

does it also x-ray's wet t-shirt photos and makes me a sandwich?

[alysssa132]

The last pic the guy looks like he has a pedo

smile

[canniblefeets]

photoshop cs6?

[sealedforproctection]

i wish adobe got that features :)

[SergioSource]

That's why I can't watch these shows, too many inconsistensies xD

[twilightwindwaker]

@SergioSource I think in NCIS they actually have a propane tank blow up with a handgun which should be impossible.

[TheOneAndOnlyEmad]

lolololololol

[russellwarner1]

BAHAHAHAHAHA XD wtf

[lugeeman]

Reminds me of Futurama with Zap Brannigan...

[byteridr]

Maybe the photos are like google earth. You zoom in, get big pixels and then the resolution gets higher. So you can zoom in very much.

[Flamius]

OK, now zoom on his DNA!

[hollowman9514]

@Flamius looool

[twilightwindwaker]

@Flamius Okay now zoom on the atoms that make up the DNA!

[PozestStar]

~~__________ *cause of death: laughter*

[131x]

This is why i don't own a TV.

[thedoors919]

do they know how to use the mouse?

[juliusmoreira]

kra é impossível!!!!

[maxsil89]

If PC's are magical pieces of alien technology, why the fuck does people still use mac's?

[Apiaanilol]

well, at least criminals have pretty fucking good cameras

[grimtendo]

The GUI for that program must have been written with visual basic.

[Killicon93]

So is every camera in the CSI universe using a compressed format of somekind?

[AgentCROCODILE]

This feature is rumored to be in the next version of Microsoft Paint

[NDSCollector]

They were using BSD.

[FurryCuteBastard]

That zoom is fuckin epic

[patriotaRBC]

"Wait ! Give me a 340 Gigapixel zoom "

clap -clap (why use the mouse) clap- clap- enter.

"Wait ! Now give a capuccino !"

clap- clap- enter ! Here it is !



[OniLunchbox]

Why are we not yet on Mars again?

[AndyRoflz]

Hahahahahaha! Zoom in more!!!

[DeathtoRaiden1]

"Go back one"

*type* *type* *type* *clack* * type* *clack *clack*

:|

More resolution then the fucking hubble telescope but no back button.

[MrMobileMusic]

"Go back one"

FUCK I NEED TO PRESS THREE KEYS FOR THAT SHIT.

[pokemanz]

They never use a mouse. Fuck.

[BalmungSama0]

Let this be a lesson; zooming in creates thousands of new pixels, and changes them from black to yellow.

[koberko]

Just imagine what they will be able to do if they use mouse instead just keyboard!

[SnoweyMan111]

Worst part is that even if they could have a program that did something like that they would still not be able to use it in this case. Unless security cameras use RAW when recording (i think not).

[peteradamson]

i like how it takes about 8 key presses to go back a frame at 0:30

[Slagdar]

@peteradamson

tv shows don't know about Mouses. :B

[Krakkulf]

Haha, how can people watch this?

[Soxicmusic]

Stuff like this just makes this show so silly.

[Hikayuhuy]

@Soxicmusic more than it already is ? impossible !!

[SBPAlphaGamma]

Shit, my microwave does that.

[Industry1989]

Wait, TV shows are unrealistic? Life changing.

[kargaroc386]

this kind of enhancement is theoretically impossible. until we find a way the universe works that undoes this, it CAN'T happen.

I assume the software is GUESSing what is there, based on the big pixels. the big pixels are ALL the picture has.

[ReikaiDemon]

CSI has, and always will be, logical bullshit.

[ptreducto]

another gigapixel camera

[BoomstickMcgee]

Reminds me of Blade Runner.

[fulvio3d]

Lol... the zoomed image was pixelated while the second zoomed one was 10 megapixel.... never watched CSI since first time I saw these bullshits.

[Rubenenzo]

FAIL

[ResistantG]

just wow

[mrh3nrik]

Come on, anyone with any knowledge of anything can tell this is complete bullocks lol

[NeoTechni]

Which ep is this?

[KittenKiller]

I have got to get me that program.

[taxmonkey123]

"Ah, the reflection was only a few pixels, too bad."

"No worries, madam, I'll just create a few thousand pixels with this nifty computer while it makes some futuristic sounds."

[oskarolw]

real? its from CSI Miami atleast :P

[gusselinius]

is this real? priceless! :D