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  • Notice Her Striking resemblance to Actress Cameron Diaz ... with a tan...

  • at first she was playing stupid but then she didn't understand the joke LOL and was really stupid

  • Jeeze, this went over a lot of eurotrash heads, didnt it?

  • she can´t be stupid, simply because paul banks was/is? dating her.

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  • all the Pennis haters simply don't understand the joke. For example, people who say that Family Guy isn't funny say it because they don't understand it!! I love the way that he has the confidence to bring celebs and the like down a few pegs as they are utterly disillusioned usually.

  • Haha, danish people are sometimes too good at our sarcasm that the rest of the world never gets it ^^ . She is far from dumb, she expected the "dumb model" joke before it came out and pretty much killed it by calling herself stupid.. (with the nice Danish accent :D )

  • Haha, danish people are sometimes too good at our sarcasm that the rest of the world never gets it ^^

  • who was the blonde woman at the start?

  • @crocop4life

    selina scott maybe ?

  • He isssssssss an idiot!!

  • @TheKaren222 No, you are!!!

  • Jesus there are some morons in these comments. So what if she's good looking- that means we cant make fun of her? Pennis is fantastic.

  • "C Vitamins" Not a bad effort I have to say! Good answer!

  • what an asshole

  • Who else thinks she looks like an exotic Cameron Diaz?

  • @Fly0nLittleWing yes, both so ugly with a big nose!

  • 0:44 Ha ha! She looks so dumb!

  • I laughed so hard I think I woke the house up.

  • ugly dickhead. Helena's a legend

  • Look at all these sorry fucks hating on Dennis...if you are easily offended my friends GO FUCK YOURSELVES you Dickmunching pricklicking motherfuckers.Fuckin youtube is plagued by cocksuckers

  • @adxFMchix I recommend Paxil....40mg minimum for you my friend! It will take the edge off of your prickness.

  • helena knew exactly what he was saying, she turned the joke around but you people are too stupid to get it, because she's not just beautiful she's smarter than you,

  • Bitch is dating my MAN!!!!

  • Nearly got it right I'd give her that & something else if u know what I mean.

  • Yes she probably doesn't know what orange juice concentrate is.

  • @TheDigitalSoaps jelouuuse

  • i didnt get it either

  • Anyone who has to put someone else down to make themselves feel smarter is an ignorant asshole...

  • @NataliDS yeh, insecure

  • Duhhhhhhh! lmao

  • what an asshole than guy is.

  • Helena Christensen is awesome!

  • who is the first chick?

  • shes gorgeous

  • I know she dated Michael Hutchence,but I heared somewhere that she dated Liam Gallagher too,is it true?

  • helena is really cute and has got a sense of humour, she wasnt stuck up about it!!

  • @goldyn12345 - No, you're right, Helena wasn't at all stuck up about it? She was genuinely trying to get the joke (if it qualifies as a joke), but language barrier got in the way.

  • @badboy10ize yeah she seems ok to me, naomi campbell would have probably went mental lol

  • @goldyn12345 - Naomi Campbell IS mental.

  • Wow, Paul Banks is one lucky bastard.

  • This guy annoys the hell out of me. The way he's autistically pleased with himself and his joke....it's yucky. I feel sorry for Ms. Christensen.

  • Concentrate on the what??

  • i thought c vitamins was more clever than concentrate

  • i say she was just drunk

  • very stupid guy

  • fuck sake its just a joke it doen't need to be 100% accurate! wheres the fun in that?

  • They had an orange tree at their French villa and her boyfriend, (eternally hot and dearly departed, Michael Hutchence), would make her fresh-squeezed orange juice every morning after some spectacular love-making so...yeah she didn't get the stupid joke - this gorgeous woman has clearly never seen a carton of orange juice nor, had she time to stare at one - too busy having sex with Hutchence, you see.

    Now,

    you can all stop arguing because my story is the best one...it settles this forever.

  • That must be true! Damned ugly british dude I must say..

  • stupid joke anyways...

  • can someone write the question this guy makes to helena? I'm not english and I don't understand. thanks.

  • I mean the part when he say concentrate on the....?

  • carton.

  • what a stupid nerdy geek... no wonder they get beat up in high school

  • she was playing with him funny:)))

  • Selina Scott is still hot as hell, class is forever.

  • that guys a douche-bag.

  • Actually, he was quite good.

  • Cross-cultural humor does not always translate...and with Helena Christensen, he could have asked the joke in one of the other languages she speaks - Danish, Spanish, Swedish, French...

    She's not stupid at all. And, she has a good sense of humor.

  • To those comments before... they're both joking! My fave model

  • he got it wrong ,lolz he stupid he was suppoused to say carton ..anyways hes idiot,

  • That's stupid, why did the model stare at the orange juice? Then he said that the answer is, "concentrate on the carton"? He should of have said, "why did the supermodel stare at the carton of orange juice"!! He didn't make it clear. The orange juice can be in a glass or in the carton!!

  • @sscc587 you must be stupid

  • Obviously you are. The joke doesn't even make sense. Not every juice say 'concentrate'. Clearly, you are stupid and have no brain....just like that guy. And for your information, orange juice doesn't say concentrate, it's the carton that saids that!!!! It's a stupid joke, and clearly not a very clever one.

  • Lol you idiot, there are many different brand of orange juice, not all of them are concentrate or says concentrate! So not all carton says concentrate you bimbo. You need to go to the grocery store and look at all cartons. This joke only works if all cartons says concentrate! Oh and yes he did say that the model stare at the orange juice itself, he said, why did the model stares at the orange juice? did he say 'why did the model stare at the orange juice in the carton, no! Juice can be anywhere.

  • @sscc587 stfu you ridiculous prick. the joke works, your brain obviously doesn't. he asked why she was staring at the carton and he said because this particular one was concentrated orange juice. lighthearted, very basic obvious joke. you are more stupid than a shit.

  • You dumbo, where did he said carton huh? tell me when. He said cartoon at the end, after the joke. He didn't say "why did the model stare at the carton of orange juice", he said "why did the model stare at the orange juice". Why did the model stare at the orange juice? Well, where is the orange juice? for god's sake it could be anywhere, could be in a glass. Does a glass say concentrate?

    Who's the dub fuck now? God you are fucking stupid with no brains. You just make a fool of yourself.

  • @davidstem18

    He didn't say this particular one was concentrated orange juice, show me where he saids that. He didn't mention anything about concentrate orange juice until the end, not all orange juice are concentrated. He asked why did the model stare at the orange juice, that's all, nothing else. First of all, where is the orange juice? Second what kind?

    You're an idiot. You know that you are wrong in so many ways. The stupid joke makes no sense at all, it was meant to confuse.

  • Classic

  • How does every one know this girl is smart?? She completely didn't get the easy gag and comes across quite thick. Dennis Pennis is a character people(not real) and taking the piss out of most celebs that are up themselves.

    Funny

  • Dennis Pennis needs to do a new series, he is awesome

  • he's a wanker she seems nice enuff why discriminate against models for there not all dumb there's variety in this world.

  • Why take an obvious gag so seriously?

  • argh i love dennis! paul kaye's eyes yum yum

  • Not really, but the C vitamins was a pretty good response. He delivers arrogance, not humor. All beautiful people like her should avoid playing dumb when dealing with jerks like him. That was his goal.

  • Well anyways, he comes across as an arrogant jerk.

  • Absolutely. I think her joke was quite funny actually. C-Vitamins. Not bad as an off the cuff response. She's beautiful and smart, Pennis is neither.

  • to see vitamins? thats clever. Shes sweet as hell, but dennis is smart U can't deny.

  • Ok he's not an idiot, but then again he's not a comic genius either. I liked him a lot when he came out initially, and some of his interviews are genuinely very funny, but for some reason this one pisses me off a bit. I think its because she's actually a smart girl and a pretty decent person from what's been said about her. I think she actually shows him up quite nicely in this.

  • I take Helena anyday!

  • give me a link to the website of your business then.

    also i don't care about spelling i just worry that you are an illiterate, inbred who claims to be a substantially well off person.

  • Keep yer Borat and Bruno, Dennis was original and brilliant

  • i reckon they could bring Dennis back for Comic Relief or something

  • how can you not understand that last joke.

  • Maybe her English wasn't that good!

  • This was one of the greatest.

  • it show's how stupid model's are...they even admit there stupid hahahhahahah

  • and now you look stupid by typing "there stupid"

  • not being able to spell dosent make you stupid ..im a very wealthy person i dont need to work ..so i carnt be that stupid ..prick !!!

  • point a - dosent should read doesn't or does not.

    point b - being wealthy doesn't make you smart, you could have won the lottery or inherited the money.

    point c - carnt is also not a word, perhaps you were looking for the word "can't", as in you "can't spell for toffee so the chances of you making your self confessed wealth seem very unlikely.

    :)

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  • no she's thick ..

  • shows, models, they're

  • Helina, at first I thought she was acting stupid, that was so funny.

    Great post.

  • lmao!!!!! what a bitch that 1st woman was

  • Who's the first woman?

  • Selena Scott

  • That was stupid. That guy was a jerk to Helena.

  • fuck off DON'T EVER CALL DENNIS PENNIS A JERK YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!

  • you wanna do something about it.

  • yeah i should smack you across your filthy mouth!

  • He was a jerk to Helena and I dare to do to smack me!! I double dare you!!

  • yeah i'll slap you across the face then slap helena across the ass and make her sing yanky doodle HA!

  • hihihii the funniest thing in the world

    is to have a psycho guy with a hot model at dinner ..

    muaaaahhh

  • thats exactly what i thought aswell, lol, only helena's alot better looking

  • she sure is cute.. ciao, Helena

  • cameron diaz? 0:36

  • good eye !!!

  • it looked staged to me

  • some people find rude funny

  • Dennis is a legend but in fairness to Helena she is not a native English speaker so may not have easily grasped the joke like us native English speakers.

  • @LAOTG well helena aint english at all , she is from Denmark.

  • @LAOTG - Yes it was a little unfair on Helena. But Selena Scott showed how much of an ego she had and how sensitive she is.

  • wow, he has a bad sense of humor. just rude, not funny.

  • That's the point of the character-he's supposed to be an arsehole. What makes it funny are the celebrities' reaction to what he says. These people are used to getting their arses kissed, not being berated or made fun of by a reporter

  • so funny

  • Helena has a very nice butt !!!

  • I want to know who that blonde was.

  • This dude is a loser.

  • fuck you i love helena

  • she understands completely. She's taking the piss out of him

  • she understood completely! She's taking the piss out of him!

  • he's fuckin stupid

    I LOVE HIM

  • I loved that girl´s hot pooper back than and yes she looks a lot like Cam Diaz. Both have IQ´s of 160+

  • maybe is the other way round, Cameron looks like her since Helena is four years older

  • Helena's my girl!!

    H xx

  • She´s not stupid. But if you were not born in and english native tongue country, those jokes are hard to understand. I would like to see that fucking guy coming down to Mexico, and of course we will make the fun out of him!!!! If his last name is penis, he must have a very short one, 'cause he has a lot of fixation on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gosh she's with Paul Banks, she basically has the hottest man alive laying on her bed...

  • omg i was just thinking the same thing :)

    he's perfect

  • i like the way she openly admits models r stupid, she knows the stereotype well, 2bh tht joke isnt funny rlly is it? i can c y she dint get the punch line, its such a lame joke!

  • Helena ressemble a cameron Diaz sur cette video.

  • that guys a dick

  • she says she's not a model she's stupid

  • OMG her IQ is lower than Britney spear's ...

  • People plz give her a break. She don't drink orange juice, she probably eats salad and drink water to keep in shape (lol). Oh and by the way she is a dumb. She is beautiful but dumb as a blonde. Well she is dumber than a blonde.

  • Give her a break! She´s form Denmark! She´s not supossed to undestand stupid american jokes!!!!

  • He's English, jokes are with English Humour

  • and she's a dumb ass, clearly. still i bet paul banks is happy ;-)

  • don't talk for him like that

  • You do have a point actually. She is a dumb ass though, it's rather obvious

  • shes beautiful.

  • too funny! :)

  • original from PERU?

  • "What can I say? Lindsay Lohan is beaufiful and fun. More than that, she is someone I am very interested in. She has a good soul.

    " Lyon

  • LOL, as a Danish person I appreciate Helenas irony in this situation.. The moment she saw him she knew that he would try to make her say something funny, so she downplayed the situation by calling herself stupid. British humor is very special but so is Danish ;)

  • she won! you lost pennes.

  • I didn't get that one either.... heh

  • funniest style ever...the best

  • OK, this is getting silly - shall we agree to lay the gauntlets down? Shall we say that I don't like nationalists and I don't like intolerance. You're from the land of my ancestors, fella。Just in the future consider yourself in the other persons situation before throwing abuse around - if you're great, wonderful, but you portray a really bad persona on this comment board. Just grow up, and we shall both shut up...

  • what did i say in the first place and have you seen my mother

  • You really left it open for a big insult, which I'm not going to give you. Your first comments were the signs of a nationalist, racist prick. Whether you are or aren't is not important to me. But if you consider yourself in a place where no one cares about your native language, no one speaks it, and you try to communicate, but do so very sloppily. People like you would laugh, people like me would listen and understand. Just show some fucking respect... That's fair, isn't it?

  • i wouldnt laugh id be like what what the fuck did fucking say

  • I presume that you are a native English speaker, as you had a serious issue with others not having a native level of English - on that note it makes me wander whether you skipped all those English classes, being as your 3 line "statement" is devoid of any punctuation whatsoever.I'll give you a free lesson - commas and full stops are required to make a statement coherent and understandable. That one was free...

  • Ah, you've gone quiet... hahaha

  • your such a hippy prick you dont know how to use a gun. you sir (or madam) are worse than hitler

  • Okay, a couple of problems in your abuse - first, you call me a hippy (a liberal?) and then you call me Hitler (a fascist dictator). How would you know that i don't know how to use a gun? You have no knowledge of me, but I know you're a presumptuous, nationalist bastard, which ,to my mind makes you a lot closer to Hitler than me...

  • the joke could never be on her

  • Is that funny???

  • i wonder how he got a television job in the first place with such a whiny, high-pitched voice

  • not his real voice dickhead

  • i like how he said "Hela, hi." what an ass, too funny.

  • Gotcha.

  • she is fucking gorgeous! Helena Christensen in in the music video for "Wicked game" when she was just a teenager is the most amazing music vid ever!

  • He's not funny at all

  • Dennis Pennis, he went to my uni, big up the trent

  • The guy is so consumed with himself, his delivery of the gag-line is ruined. Duh!

  • denis i love your ways...all gone pete tong

  • that guy is a cheesy douchebag

  • Funny how so many thinks she's stupid. It's danish humor from her side, and it's obvious that she's being ironic to get rid of that creepy guy

  • talk shit

  • pmsl i love dennis baby

  • i just love my pianist. I think with my pianist. ;)

  • Muy gracioso

  • mike strutter funny

  • hahaha.

    Beauty walks on a plank.

    Still love the girl though.

  • Stupid people maybe don't g