Tim Vine Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

[SuperTruth77]

Christ, he did the malaria joke on his first ever TV appearance back in 1994!

[Check out the video 'TIM VINE'S FIRST TV APPEARANCE'- at about 1.40].

[saracensboy8]

HE IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL A BABY COULD LAUGH AT THAT NOT AN ADULT

[McPrfctday]

If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)

[heatbucspies55]

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This guy is genuinely hilarious.



[dothequack]

its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke

[heatbucspies55]

@dothequack

Didn't he just say it at the end there?

Or is there more to it?

[dothequack]

@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away

he's more deliberate on his DVD

[Camberwell86]

@dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^

[gillarl]

On each DVD its totally different material same with milton jones they might use the same material on TV sometimes but only because they dont want to waste it for the people paying to go and see them fresh! but stewart francis is also good but i went to see him we was using jokes from the 90s and the DVD has jokes he has done loads on tele and on other tours he has done!

[20meerkat]

Brilliant!

[dimabbq]

im waiting for the day he dies

[CorellianSmuggler]

@dimabbq You're probably the only one.

[kempharry]

hey! it's stewart francis' brother!

[RavioloMagico]

thanks for your help

[DaPradaPrince]

the 7 people that dislike this were clearly masturbating and not listening to it :D

[franceeuropeamerica]

His face after every joke is epic!

[1Thompsonmusic]

He's from the 90's, when talent was given more chance.

[meerkatfan123]

The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word

[missabc]

It's a routine made completely of dad jokes

[Daninja1234]

LOL

[number6of6the6beast]

thanks for your HELP hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[eoera]

Time Vines a comical genius!!

[TheHayekian]

You forgot to include the apostrophe. Your sentence should be written as ''Tim Vine's a comical genius!!'' Alternatively, you could write ''Tim Vine is a comical genius!!' There really is no excuse for such grammatical laziness. All it takes is knowing where and when to place the appropriate apostrophe!

[eoera]

@TheHayekian :) i like lol

[TheHayekian]

Hehe cool. A lot of people don't take to kindly to grammar pedantics like me. I freely admit I can be a shit when it comes to annoying people. It's nice to see those who can still take it in jest!

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

@TheHayekian

If you must be pedantic, the sentence you quoted has a superfluous exclamation mark.

[TheHayekian]

Surely shome mishtake? Since when has an exclamation mark been superfluous?

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

@TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI

[Fiasco6Radio6Show6]

Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.

[MattySP34Ks]

the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)

[Brianmaitland]

Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??

[Smellness13]

He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes

[mwillis1000]

Stupid bitch @ 1:24 doenst even have a sense of humor

[dmohr7]

does anybody know the comedian that was canadian on this same performance as this he sang hungry like the wolf for a bit and then talke about homeless people and how the trolley coin system at shopping centres require change

[aaimeesykes]

i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.

[Leekduck]

ITS THE JOKEMASTER

[cardmanadam]

thanks for your 'help' at the end there is one of the most subtly brilliant jokes I've ever heard.

[HyperCam3Vids]

That wig suits him so good..

[LittleMissGlamazon]

I have been for this song for AGES!!

[57hoddy]

absolutely brilliant !

[RyanMcDonagh]

When I'm singing the verse, I feel just fine!

[YooBurp]

One of the best....period!

[comedykinghaha]

i dont normally like him, but this was quite good!

[jnmklo9]

Tim said he has just been on a once in a lifetime holiday - never again.

[SpatulaMcMoist]

This stuff is pure genius

[g0atstr0ker]

Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!

[Jerec]

I'll give him some advice, get some new material.

[mooneepondskid]

Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.

[ashamedz]

Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds?

Thanks for your "help"

[skinnyb999]

i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?

[mooneepondskid]

@skinnyb999 yes

[seaberryblue]

lame

[Projectrez]

@seaberryblue Its funny, the people I know who think this guy is lame all seem to be miserable twats.....

[diodewatch11]

top bloke 

[amarone1956]

@diodewatch11 Agreed!

[PossiblePoison]

Not funny...

[amarone1956]

@PossiblePoison You're too young to appreciate subtlety.

[cabbaman98]

Fairy floss? FAIRY FLOSS????

[magg0tmacdonald]

@cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate

[TheJacksterman]

This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.

[tomsega]

Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity

[chocchipfox]

that was a good impression of a fly haha

[usblueflyer]

Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!

[0wls2k]

@usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material

[karatebuff]

@usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.

[MrAlexMagic]

i went to see him!

[dosrockerthebest]

Wish he'd come to NZ!

[robpallot88]

tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!

[bropie9000]

lovin the hair

[BeatlesStonesLove]

love this guy!

[Helix1396]

chek out ma chanel plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzz

[gothicgal99]

Lol!XD

[ScarecrowLegionFilms]

This guy is so funny, would love to have been there!!! :)

[ProductionJack]

@ScarecrowLegionFilms he was good!

[alexollier]

legend:)

[buzzatron1993]

bad!

[abbie005276]

serves him right HAHAHHAAHA

[VivaLaAimeex]

HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA.

This guy is sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!