Scott Edgar & The Universe - Trapped In A Constable

[bareakon]

I NNEEEEDDD the chords. Badly.

[doxi1]

@bareakon Are his fingers on the frets any help?

[bareakon]

@doxi1 I have trouble with that kind of thing, sue me...

[jjisnow]

@bareakon B- F# E- (or G-) F# and variations of those. There's a G D variation, then G to F# B-

[SunPatr]

eamon mcnelis is my cousin!

HUZZAH!

[askafajahadonastick]

@SunPatr you have good cousins

[melissa9tripod]

Hehe Scod is such a spunk XD

Good thing Scod didnt start laughing when the person yelled out tripod

[msrados]

Please, someone help me with the lyrics of this song, which intrigue me very much. As I'm not a native speaker of English I have trouble in deciphering them. I've come this far: A picture in a wooden square Li'l landscape hanging there Little sheeps and dogs and stuff But it's really not enough For the little people there The sky is blue, the hills are green The only hills they've ever seen And it's a lovely, lovely blue But there's not a lot to do In this pastoral scene

[msrados]

Why are they trapped in a Constable?

Why can't they *race through the fire on a train* in a Turner?

Why can't the ride in the clouds of Michelangelo?

Smashed apart in a Picasso?

Why can't the lie in a nude on a beach in a *Wiglios*?

When the violet clouds of Monet

*are* frozen on a farm on a lovely day?

And it will always be this way.

[msrados]

They'll never die they'll never breathe, They'll never *fight off you and me*, They'll never march along a wall, And if they do, have blooded all, They'll never get the chance to bleed! Oh, little people! Oh, little painted people! *Tied to * the same eternal track, To the same old boring shack, Same old weed upon their back, Peaceful lives *due tend to lack* Why are they trapped in a Constable? etc.

[askafajahadonastick]

They'll never die they'll never breed, They'll never fight or feel the need, They'll never march along a wall, And if they do have blood at all, They'll never get the chance to bleed! Oh, little people! Oh, little painted people! Trudge the same eternal track, To the same old boring shack, Same old wheat upon their back, Peaceful lives do tend to lack

[baselmes]

@msrados "fight of feel the need"

[msrados]

Why can't they fuck Cicciolina?

Why can't they fight *Fumar de France* with a brace of blazing arrows?

They could have been Greek gods destroying landscapes with *another stir*.

They are pushing barrels, on a farm on a lovely day...

And it will always be this way!

***

THANKS A LOT IN ADVANCE!

[askafajahadonastick]

Why can't the ride in the clouds of a Michelangelo?

Why can't the lounge in the nude on a beach in a Whitely?

Or swim in the the violet clouds of Monet?

They're frozen on a farm on a lovely day.

And it will always be this way.

[askafajahadonastick]

Why can't they fuck Cicciolina?

Why can't they fight for Mother France with a brace of blazing arrows?

They could have been Greek gods destroying landscapes with a nod, but no...

They're out pushing barrels, on a farm on a lovely day...

And it will always be this way!

[melissa9tripod]

Scod.

Love that man to bits

[doxi1]

If your a fan of Mr Edgar, may I recommend an episode of my latest video offering "30 Second Special" this week featuring Frank Bennett. Last week was Raquel Welch, next week Turkish Spiderman. Much Thrills.

Maynard

[spaciireth]

That guy on the trumpet was brilliant, and, well, who doesn't love Scod?

[lolsista]

I sure know I love him

[askafajahadonastick]

eamon mcnelis for win

[SunPatr]

@askafajahadonastick He's my cousin, and yes, he is for the win

[lolsista]

Hehe scod is a spunk, its funny when he laughs

[JermirCaesar]

HAHAHAHhahaha I think Scoddy is laughin' at what happened...

[lolsista]

when does he laugh

[JermirCaesar]

Ok so at 2:10 the fellow yells 'TRIPOD' at the pause.

Then at 2:12 he smiles and starts laughing, and can't finish the line of the song, ducks away from the microphone.

Then you see at 2:21 after he says see you later, he gives a giggle, and the ending picture of the video is Scod chuckling.

[scodyonandgatesy]

I'm proud of uncle scod

[JermirCaesar]

I'm lovin' the waistcoats...

[Macflea]

Man... I wish I could play trumpet like that.

[falldownandout]

he's so sexy.

[Tasmaniac21]

Anyone else notice that he screws up the words around 1:27? Hilarious!

I love this song. *hugs it*

(I don't want to explain how I hug a mainly sonic entity. That's my little secret.)

[CannedGeek]

Brilliant song. Shame you missed the first minute of the song. The guy yelling out does ruin the dramatic pause a bit too. But still, Scott Edgar and the Universe are awesome.

[doxi1]

I missed the start because i was interviewing one of the winners backstage. I heard the song starting and wrapped up the interview in record time to get most of it anyway.

[patronise]

Har, nice work then.

[doxi1]

That's what I would expect someone called "Patronise" to say.

[patronise]

Har, no I'm serious. That's cool you managed to get an interview and record this wicked song pretty much back to back.

[doxi1]

Well, I've been a huge fan of all the Tripod guys ever since I did a mini special on them back in early 90's on Ch V. Hard workers.