Parasitic Mind Control

[Athanas379]

NOPE

[stereotypefan]

in 2056 the cow goes *brains*

[predictablesponge]

NOOO Mr. Cow

[mrtretre100]

but how does the parasite get in the snails?

[MrCherrypie69]

@mrtretre100 Look it up.

[mrtretre100]

@MrCherrypie69 Look it up.

[greatdayforawalk]

@mrtretre100 The snail eat the cow poo which contains the eggs.

[omerta0414]

And so it begins....

[skezness]

The snails eat the cow crap in case someone was wondering.

[LukaSambuca]

I actually find the narration patronising

[letsgocaps8]

That's fucked up.

[SarahLoofromKalamazo]

@mcscope73

True Story.

[SarahLoofromKalamazo]

@mcopes73

True Story.

[BakaBurajyaPantsu]

DAFUQ

[mcopes73]

welcome 9gager number 509,472. Take a seat please.

[DJdark39]

-_- My face before watching this.And after O_O

[McUncool]

i just shat enough bricks to build a wall around my country to defend me from these

[NewWaysMusic]

@McUncool lol

[kenikozo]

9gag, unite!!!

[Hextechie]

Those ants need higher Willpower

[miladabovic]

9gag

[alucard1931]

If you're going to narrate a nature documentary, put some bass into your voice....

This guy sounds like a Spike TV or Tru TV announcer.

[hollybee43]

Worst narrator ever.

[YANexuss]

в общем я так понял:муравьи залазят на какой то цветок и его соки на них действуют как наркотик от которого нереально отрваться...

[JJStuffEngineering]

that narrator should sell cars...really!

[FizzyIsAwesome]

Does anyone think what I'm thinking. What is we're already infected, and are just waiting for that parasite to turn on? Man natures scary!

[mitsukai89]

Resident evil anyone?

[jimmyzgames]

Damn Nature! You Scary!

[Champignon1000]

@jimmyzgames parasits live in humans too ! :D

[jimmyzgames]

@Champignon1000 I know :D

[BellaSilvery]

I FEEL ITCHYY!!!!!!

[minethree58]

NATGEO, YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL, EEEEVIL I SAY!!!!! I AINT GONNA SLEEP PROPERLY FOR A GODDAMN WEEK, AAAARGH!

[MrKatanaKid]

Anyone else still think a zombie attack is impossible?

[hung9613]

@MrKatanaKid i do man..i do..seriously i have a feeling that the apocalypse is coming..close

[chimjw]

Nature is fucking scary!

[00tob]

the last of us.

[candida0518]

Ibk.. and I don't wanna know

[danny90099]

zombie era begin by ant not scientist

[PJLJ47]

So it begins.

[hannya05]

And then humans started eating the infected cows.

[ChidoriAnbu]

zombies.

[Mosesxx]

God I hate these kinds of American narrators.. so fake and cheesy and plasticy. You should learn a lesson or two from your British counterparts

[naamhier]

@Mosesxx ikr?

[BrotherWolf96]

@Mosesxx It's James Woods XD So it's even worse

[munkywithagun]

@Mosesxx agreed. it sounds like he's talking to a preschool classroom.

[989RhysHerring989]

David Attenborough! now he knows how to talk about Ants!

[lookhoothetubeisnow]

@Mosesxx EXACTLY! David Attenborough ftw.

[mrtretre100]

@Mosesxx mad?

[ProjectD13X]

@Mosesxx I really wish Morgan Freeman was the only man allowed to do TV narration...

[OJSlaughter93]

@ProjectD13X What about David Attenborough?

[danobra]

@Mosesxx Dude, there are actually people who eat it! In the city of Caruaru, State of Pernambuco, here in Brazil, there are actually people who BUY fried ants to eat while drinking bear. Still grose for the other 99% of the populations (native not counted, I suppose. Not sure)

[fantaXDaddict]

@Mosesxx I know what you mean haha maybe they should listen to David Attenborough

[ebos89]

this reminds me of lil wayne's music

[jahseedbeatz504]

Wow..thanks "the last of us" thanks a lot... omfg..I'm creeped out now.. :(

[whizfingers]

That's fucking outrageous. I suppose it's just a matter of time until they learn to crawl into our mouths while we're sleeping! :(

[hurryupche]

wow, now this has gotta be the gnarlyest, parasitic mind control, who would of thought, Ha, thats exactally what is going on.

[MrRoblox1337]

xenotenocionops parasitus

[experimentalSounds]

The Last of Us!

[bombtherussains]

WTF thats bad ass.

[hulksbodyguard]

Where is your god now

[Bleakunending]

@hulksbodyguard Maybe the liver fluke is a God! hahaha.

[TH3BATMAN7]

Another wonderful video brought on by watching the drunk tank

[HughJass370]

Creepy....

[StoutBUUER]

Rooster Teeth referred

[Vindicator86]

Will this mind control effect work on my boss???

[roflolmfaomgg]

I have to stop eating ants.

[thewerepyreking]

@roflolmfaomgg I have to stop eating cow liver.

[Tsunat3z]

@roflolmfaomgg Snails for me....

[FayeXMico]

OMG! Related to Las Plagas of Resident Evil 4! XD

[LagiNaLangAko23]

mind control parasites seem to be common in nature... i haven't seen human turned to zombies by any parasites but i've seen on animal planet that the toxoplasmodium parasite from cats can affect human reaction time. little things can really become scary :(

[dave1927p]

@LagiNaLangAko23 makes you wonder too if one day they will affect humans? I hope not but scary thinking about it.

[Xneroku]

Dayum Nature, you scary!

[ayoopdog]

I am never going to eat beef again

[faiye1]

hinamizawa syndrome

[AdobeExcel]

The narrator sounds mind-controlled himself.

[MrFreefonix]

iluminati's bogies!!!!

[bentgenius1]

dude that is kinda the same as what money does to humans parasitic mind control

[ClickDogs]

@bentgenius1 agree..

[evilseed880]

wow



[Atropos600]

infestor mindcontrol ;)

[JudgementDesu]

@Atropos600 prefer the old red ball (D.A)'s perma mindcontrol XD

[nckgf165]

a wild miltank apears.. GO ANTRIC!!

[AndreGXR]

I hope there aint anything that can do this to us...

[bipinformprotect]

"It ain't got anything to do with Zerg" noob said

[chizpa305]

You're Damn!!! Nature Scary... Hahaha, It's funny cause I changed the phrase

[TheLoveformankind]

ants use iphones, do they ?

[powerful345]

i think i might not be able to drink milk again

[AdognamedOp]

This type of parasitic mind control exists in the modern world. Whereas, the cow is the nation, the ants are the gov't body, and the spores the globalist elite. 

[GlobalFailures]

Damn nature, you scary!

[0TedMaul0]

That's the last time I eat snail gunk.

[dantemephisto]

I learned of this in Resident Evil 4

[Jonah196]

holy shit, after watching this I started to get paranoid about little itches on my body. how did I even get to watching a video about Ants anyways ??!

[TruncataDionaea]

People say some wierd things to get top comment!

[2013doom]

I was having a cheseburger during the whole video damn nature you are scary !

[bombtom512]

WTF DONT FILM IT! WARN THE COW! lol

[Bouser]

@bombtom512 LOL

[Bouser]

@bombtom512 LOL

[Bouser]

@bombtom512 LOL

[first94hours]

this is how the zombie apocalypse will start

[tbear116]

so... what happens if i eat the slime...

[VerifyVolatile]

@tbear116 You experience incredible urge to stick your cock into a cow -> Reason for beastiality porn's existence.

[Marinermandrone]

Why couldnt the cow just lick the snail sh*t, and save the time?

[TruncataDionaea]

If you think this is scary, watch the documentary `cordyceps, attack of the killer fungi`

(Cordyceps is a paracitic-mind-controlling-fun­gus, just if you wanted to know)

[TruncataDionaea]

This guys voice completely ruins the whole effect of the documentary

[danialmouse]

Halo Flood Ant

[Alkhemist10]

damn nature you scary

[orange24ist]

Damn you nature! You're scary!

[brianLgrant]

Dude somebody should really research mind control parasites.

[TheChirpymoondog]

Its the alcohol of ants.

[Project2481]

Can I get a bunch of thumbs up for no reason, since the top comments are stupid and make no sense anyway?

[SneakyOstrich]

@Project2481 Congratulations.

[Echoesoftimelover]

@Project2481 I would if you didn't ask to get a bunch of thumbs up.

[Project2481]

@Echoesoftimelover ;_;

[TheSymmachus]

Hey, that's pretty messed up, ants getting brainwashed like that and infecting cows accidentally.

[ComedyLoverGirl]

poor ant got accidentally eaten by a cow......

[hunter398]

Less meat?

HOLOCAUST TIME!

[misterscoops]

How does the parasite inside the ant know when a cow is nearby? Does it also tap into the ant's sensory organs?

[port753]

i thought i was a fungus that controls them. I still like that theory better. the paracite comes from a snail trail? so the snails are the infected ones

[harvey2670]

weapon of the future

[Slaughter13of45night]

WHAT FUCK

[bokkabokk]

LoL he makes this seem hilarious

[EyeLikeElectro]

He sounds like that narrator from Spot Mickey....

[lukekellycopy]

The flood is spreadig! Now where's Guilty Spark gone.....

[icsomethingshiny124]

if this evolves to effect humans we're seriously fucked.

[aegisknox]

WTF is wrong with this guy ? He should use a much scarier tone.

[gxz100]

HALO is back

[4biFarm]

this was a metephor for russian military research in the 60s

[liekkis]

34 mind controlled by parasites to thumb down

[stupetify]

LAS PLAGAS

[Lancun2]

@stupetify where?

[vechmaster]

hmm wat is it like turned into a fungus bit a dude he then turned into a fungus zombie that if it touched u u would turn into one then after 12 days the fungus zombie explodes relasing spores to infect other people!

[vechmaster]

itsa baby brain bug!

[MrRainion]

What if the parasites evolve some how to get into a cows brain and we ate the cow o_o. What if a world leader ate the cow O_O. Ive creeped myself out.

[ThleTruth]

so how intellegent r the worms and other parasites to take over a brain and control it...not cool

[Fireblaze15]

(turns into a stoner) Woah dude... thats narly man.

[xxSoulsinDarknessxx]

I now have a perfect way to scare the shit out of my kids when they try to eat things on the sidewalk. Thank you National Geographic

[whade62000]

This. Is aay blunder. Of Epic. Proportions.

Don't know who this guy is, but he's my new favourite narrator.

[blackchaos666666]

I'm never eating a burger again.

[vanyen8]

The Liverfluke: Future zombie maker

[TheOneAndOnlyMrPR]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!

[idkwhatyours]

yes 1 it go to the anmmals then they test it on hummans then 2012 happens and we have a zombie apocalypse =)

[GsGGriZzly]

i was watching Starcraft 2 zerg strategies O.o - i'll try this one... sometime

[pingo1387]

this is why i cook my snail slime properly.

[grabb1tt]

mind control parasites? hmm, few connections maybe with this morgellons illness.

[serdarkabashi2]

resident ant xD hahahah

[wrennt]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

[MrBenutzrname]

can it affect humans? :o

[avenger813]

@MrBenutzrname of coarse not. why would farmers make stakes out of highly emaciated cows?

[MrBenutzrname]

well...why would farmers sell vegetables effectet with EHEG?

[avenger813]

@MrBenutzrname EHEG?

[MrBenutzrname]

@MrBenutzrname ment EHEC

[iceyhands]

Yea not only am I staying away from the jungle I'm staying away from grass

[321fight]

I'm sure someone's already said this on here, but thank god for David Attenborough and the BBC Natural History team! I can't imagine having to watch this National Geographic crap instead.

[axzel575]

not the cows =(

[Captaindouchebagg]

Sounds like Bruce Campbell

[themastac]

Well that's why some of us actually cook our food... But it's still gross that you know your eating small carcasses of parasites. Anyone up for a burger?

[GoldenGun1994]

LAS PLAGAS!!!!

[TenkogaOkami]

Luckily, I hate liver :3 Ya'll are fuckeded!

[Modderriffic]

it's just like resident evil 4

[SeekWatman]

If you think about it ants get controlled by parasite, cow eats ant, we eat cow.........

[COLLATER4L]

Oh come on there is no way that this is - ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOST

[shinkoyou]

lol bascly the thing lives in an ant then finds a cow to bred in then dies O_o.. and leavs its babbys to eat leaver wich they get crapd out gosse in to the ground and gets pick up by a passing snail

[shinkoyou]

lol bascly the thing lives in an ant then finds a cow to bred in then dies O_o.. and leavs its babbys to eat leaver wich they get crapd on gosse in to the ground and gets pick up by a passing snail

[TheAllRequestBassist]

Parasites seem even smarter than humans...they've got this shit all figured out.

[BladeFaceProductions]

image if a human becomes infected.....

[cmetropo]

Drunk tank!

[lifediesyoung]

yep, drunk tank

[giocard123]

Drunk tank

[amrit0077]

drunk tank

[Velumanari]

Drunk tank

[hylan0143]

drunk tank

[crusiatusblack]

Lol drunk tank really got me interested :p

[littleman23476]

Once again the Drunk Tank podcast.

[MrDjkike]

Somebody should warn the Ants not to eat the snail slime.. Antis Boycott the Slime!

[chosenbykeyblade13]

Drunk tank podcast

[GmGzY]

@chosenbykeyblade13 yep