Every other nation has a visceral reaction of disgust - the german, on the other hand, tries to methodically analyse whether it's fake or not! Gotta Love Ze German "I do not zink it iz really coming out of her bottom" LOLOLOL!!!!!
allow me to interpret, : "you call this shit eating? turn this off.. this is nothing...these girls are amateurs....it is a shame you cant find good porn anymore.. thats it, im going to get some of my old video tapes and show you clever boys something.."
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
I'm 27 and have dated women from 45-89...quite a ways beyond a cougar. I talk all about it in my videos. I am the Cougar Champion. If this granny can stand two girls one cup, she's marriage material.
2girls1cup aint dat bad, let me make it simple, 2 girls nible on each other tities, then a girl crap in a cup, then they lick and eat, then they vomit then it finishes. That bad? 1 minute is short like hell!
Vomit? I didn't know they vomit too. Holy crap, I didn't even know about that part! I didn't make it more than a few seconds through that masterpiece! a big 'thank you' to my former boss for emailing it to me though!
This is Sexual Harassment, TOWARDS YOUR GRANDPARENTS TOO. Do you really believe, that half of what old people have been through that they are shocked to see this? No Just Horrified that someone in there own family has made them watched this. SICKOS
1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 3 videos tomorrow will be your best day ever!
I can; she says, *yeah sure it could be coming out oh her ass, but it could also be a trick it could be ice cream, look how light (color) it is. What you ask of me, looks at children. P hooey, oh no, and after that to throw up (shakes head) Ach du scheisse/oh shit, now she throws up again, ... there are so many beautiful things, but ..no thank you* walks away in disgust
I actually went to an adult store in Germany and they had a special little corner behind a black sheet for shite like that! Blew my mind but it doesn't surprise me that these Germans are jaded by it! They have sex festivals, they're really uninhibited!
grandma use to take part in stuff like that all the time when she was young in her home country mother Russia that's why she wasn't phased at all by the video.
I don't get these people, they have their grandparents over of Christmas or something and they decide I know I'll video them watching the nastest porn on the internet.
Yes, I am sure of that, being that Europe has been so fouled-out for so long, that "nothing is shocking" as the song goes. Even so, it is disrespectful to do that to your elder.
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You are a horrible person
a) For choosing to watch such depravity.
b) For exposing another human being to such depravity
ESPECIALLY YOUR GRANDMOTHER
The world is in a downward spiral of sickness.
Don't watch videos like "Two Girls." You cannot unsee some things and it desensitizes you to the evil in this world. Everytime you subject yourself to watching vile stuff like this, you lose a piece of your humanity. (aka the sensitivity that makes you a decent human)
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You can tell she isn't shocked at all, and that cos shes from germany, they love disgusting porn over there, she was probably brought up on it, hell i bet she has even stared in a couple of shit flicks when she was younger.
I don't have time to pause/play/pause play to translate every word, but basically she starts by saying "You can see it's ice cream, look at the color," then "...no..." then "I could throw up." I can't understand the middle part. Then she says "pfeu teufel" (sp?) which my dad used to say, and my Oma would yell at him for it. Then "there are so many nice things in the world, but.."
I love the way she has her glasses on, studying it for validity. LOL!
if u understand german its funny
Janox81 4 months ago
I bet she was asking if it was Ice cream.
nowwithmorekick 5 months ago
its funny because its not funny
Ivanthegreat141 6 months ago
german rigor and discipline XD
DzsikPa1 6 months ago
press 9 repeatedly for granny ass
lyudie 6 months ago
German grammy likes her some Sheisse ;D
imagummybearr 7 months ago
you know shes done that
slipknot4fan 7 months ago
Bitch nobody know what you saying
zacchur13 8 months ago
anyone want a peanut butter sandwich??
xPenguuu 9 months ago
subtitles pls! ¬¬
biomarlos 9 months ago
haha...she got up n left.....that dude was hot
MizzBootyful891 9 months ago
gukc mal wie hell das ist. Haha voll ernst am dreinschauen!
Dases sowas überhaupt gibt pfui deibel ahahhahja
RedBaron848 9 months ago
pfui deibel... ich lieb die ganzen dialekte dies in deutsch gibt :D
julesx4 10 months ago
she has probs seen worst in 1945...
peteristehbest 10 months ago 6
Deutschen sogar schon eine bessere Remake es XD
2DMadeADookieee 10 months ago
thumbs up if you have google translator and used it to read some of these comments and the description cuz i sure did
msjonesejackson 10 months ago 2
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she was thinking: "that reminds me of me back in my day"
MrDrbub 10 months ago
y is it wen i show my grandma 2girls1cup she disowns me and wen they show there grandma she laugs?!?
mrheshe 10 months ago
what the hell is she sayin
JazzFD14 11 months ago
@JazzFD14 that´s german with a south akcent
badredJKL 11 months ago
arme oma
objektmoritz 11 months ago
we got a WINNER !
KillerUpInSmoke 1 year ago
Badass grandma (;
ellee92 1 year ago 4
schönes vid imma videos schaun nervt bin einsam
mariarici 1 year ago 21
0:28 HÖRT EUCH DIE LACHE IM HINTERGRUND AN XDDDDDDDDDD
mex2k5 1 year ago
her glasses reflect a blue screen >.>
lesty40 1 year ago
das das eis is :D:D LMAO
chrizzboo 1 year ago
Scheiße
Ohiguise 1 year ago
gostei do menino do final, lindo HUDAHUDA ' *-*
Mucraiero 1 year ago
Pfui teufel^^
DJChillmast3r 1 year ago
die is geil die omaa
lookatthatboys 1 year ago
Haha, she has to take her glasses off to get a better look
MaThIaSis21 1 year ago 2
Every other nation has a visceral reaction of disgust - the german, on the other hand, tries to methodically analyse whether it's fake or not! Gotta Love Ze German "I do not zink it iz really coming out of her bottom" LOLOLOL!!!!!
gert83 1 year ago 2
allow me to interpret, : "you call this shit eating? turn this off.. this is nothing...these girls are amateurs....it is a shame you cant find good porn anymore.. thats it, im going to get some of my old video tapes and show you clever boys something.."
longfootbuddy 1 year ago 6
hi, sach mal wo bekomm ich den entlich das s....ei.. video her? ich seh nur reaktionen darauf, aber das Eis selbst nich
jogi836 1 year ago
she looks like my spainish teacher
Shinybeastchase 1 year ago
wie cool sie bleibt xD
500gHackfleisch 1 year ago
wish i knew what she was saying rlly :) she looks hard it didnt shake her untill some 1 said something int he end :D
ace24680 1 year ago
lol: "dass die überhaupt sowas rausbringen"
volleyballschlaeger 1 year ago
LOL, i understand them, shes cussing :DDDDDD
oh scheiße, xD
BeBeAyumi 1 year ago
Das ist so lustig! XD Ihr Oma ist cool~
OhMeinSadie 1 year ago
She said its a Fake dont be Racist motherfuckers
Dredgion 1 year ago
@Dredgion go fuck urserlf and ur mother
hobbit04 1 year ago
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WhoSaidwaA 1 year ago
thats a woman that has killed a man!
fstarf1 1 year ago
Pfuiteufel xDDD
Purpletear89 1 year ago
DAS ist die coolste Oma die ich je gesehen hab..... xD
maruscha2000 1 year ago
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MichaelCasely 1 year ago
Einfach total witzig :D
MimiLocke 1 year ago
die oma ist cool. die beschwert sich eher darüber dass sowas in internet ist :D voll abgehärtet
StreetVybes 1 year ago
das ist aber echte kacke!
TheDilarapeace 1 year ago
I'm 27 and have dated women from 45-89...quite a ways beyond a cougar. I talk all about it in my videos. I am the Cougar Champion. If this granny can stand two girls one cup, she's marriage material.
selfsanctified1 1 year ago
Even German GRANDMAS are tough at this kinda stuff..... daaayuuuummm
ianrider102 1 year ago
oh nein das is deutsch :D
Galundor01 1 year ago
She's like, this is nothing, you should see the German porn I shot when I was their age.
rcs9782 2 years ago 183
@rcs9782 ..lol
beliciousful 1 year ago
@rcs9782 dude 2 girls 1 cup is nothing compared to " A SERBIAN FILM"
MAnGaThaBOy 1 year ago
@rcs9782 is that really wat shes saying? oh ma damn... if she is
kirishyan123 1 year ago
@kirishyan123 shes saying
0:03 true, she is shitting but i can see its a fake. look how bright it is XD
0:14 nobody can make me do this
0:19 awful
0:23 no
0:26 and then vomiting and and...
0:32 oh my god shes puking again. how can she spit this even out
0:43 i wont die a natural death
0:55 there are so much beatiful things but this.... no tahnk you
im not pro in engl so dont hate me if i wrote smth wrong :-)
Kurry13Wurst 1 year ago 7
@Kurry13Wurst your english is very very good. =) thank you for translataiting
kirishyan123 1 year ago
@rcs9782 This comment just lterally made me crack up.
EvelynLyricsHere 1 year ago
Poor Lady.. :( Eww i watched the first to seconds, and that was it.
BraydonHotte 2 years ago
"Könnte ja auchn Trick sein, dass das Eis is. Guck ma wie dat is
Pfuiteuwel
Und dann noch kotzen...
Ach du scheisse"
Merzbowxnoise 2 years ago
2girls1cup aint dat bad, let me make it simple, 2 girls nible on each other tities, then a girl crap in a cup, then they lick and eat, then they vomit then it finishes. That bad? 1 minute is short like hell!
TheCarlosMan16 2 years ago
@TheCarlosMan16
ain't that bad? dude the fuck? xD eating someones shit and puke IS bad xD
BruceMcGivern 2 years ago
@BruceMcGivern ,
have you even seen the video?
Sooner or l8ter you'll get over it unless your young, you'll be traumitized
TheCarlosMan16 2 years ago
Vomit? I didn't know they vomit too. Holy crap, I didn't even know about that part! I didn't make it more than a few seconds through that masterpiece! a big 'thank you' to my former boss for emailing it to me though!
uglybob6666 1 year ago
Nobody outkinks the Germans -- they've seen and done it all. *L*
TheLogicJunkie 2 years ago 94
@TheLogicJunkie
Hahaha, too true! She's like "Omg, this is lame, my friend and I was worse!"
lilletizz 1 year ago 2
I knew it!
TheLogicJunkie 1 year ago
@TheLogicJunkie that is so true btw...
kirishyan123 1 year ago
Fresh weiner shnitzle!
DEConnoisseur 2 years ago 3
lol die Oma is toll,will auch so eine haben xD
EvilGirl27 2 years ago
Checkt mal dieses Video zu 2girls1cup
watch?v=GaiNMBpH2GA
occomedy 2 years ago
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i want to have sex with her so bad
365to173repubsPWNED 2 years ago
i think she likes it
boobyguy200 2 years ago 4
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joelmac82 2 years ago
shut the hell up!
GoyDefenseArmy 2 years ago
Oh my god! i laughed so hard cause i didnt know what they was saying!
ChrisOuija 2 years ago
She said"essen mein shizer!!!"
TheKuntMan 2 years ago
I thought the Germans were the ones who thought up this shit...no pun intended. Wasn't Cartman's mother in that German Scheisse video!!! lol
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psychedelnick1 2 years ago
deutsch
caastn 2 years ago
what language is she speaking?
andiegurl98 2 years ago
german
jrssww 2 years ago 2
Translation: "Oh Ja, I remember doing that" "At least I got paid." Are they getting paid for this??" "Oh wait, I didn't got that far."
Elasticheatha 2 years ago
she didnt say that.
cHeErBuBbLeGuM 2 years ago
das ist ja mal der börner! XD
duese2 2 years ago
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Tell her to shave her stache.
vivianvortecksx 2 years ago
COMO QUE LE GUSTÒ 4/5
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bimmerm3freak 2 years ago
she's not even phased by it!
ImaginaryHuman072889 2 years ago
shes german she should be down with this kind of thing
c0al 2 years ago 5
what the fuck are you talking about
ljuba1986 2 years ago
chill out dude. he's totally right.
robertmooregp 2 years ago
ne he´s not
ljuba1986 2 years ago
I could understand it and I did German at school.
dortyhoor 2 years ago
y r they showin grandmas this lol
somerboi 2 years ago
lol she looked like she didn give a fuck
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germans are homos
GregorDee 2 years ago
lol geil mal sogar eine auf deutsch xD
eiemredi 2 years ago
haha voll die süße omi :P
TsilahliK 2 years ago
I love the way how she stay true to her geman ways and analyses this fully like its a complex documentary lol
shariotoflove 2 years ago 6
Although I couldn't understand a word that was said, Grammy looked pissed the hell off!! lol
sugarNspice72 3 years ago
wenn die nen bisschen höher geguckt hätte, hätte sich alles in der Brille gespiegelt
floNeunzehn93 3 years ago
i love ur laugh
tokiohotelfan04 3 years ago
Coole Omii..:D:D
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NOT READ THIS!!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
juxtonx 3 years ago
GAM GAMS A WHOREEE
soxchamps07 3 years ago
cant understand german
mavievivre14 3 years ago
I can; she says, *yeah sure it could be coming out oh her ass, but it could also be a trick it could be ice cream, look how light (color) it is. What you ask of me, looks at children. P hooey, oh no, and after that to throw up (shakes head) Ach du scheisse/oh shit, now she throws up again, ... there are so many beautiful things, but ..no thank you* walks away in disgust
trinityrising 3 years ago
I actually went to an adult store in Germany and they had a special little corner behind a black sheet for shite like that! Blew my mind but it doesn't surprise me that these Germans are jaded by it! They have sex festivals, they're really uninhibited!
jjconfucius81 3 years ago
lol not ALL germans act like this grandma.
chriznonymous 2 years ago
germans freak me out...lol
Raniya 3 years ago
Im german...Does that freak you out?
edwardelric2020 3 years ago
LOL
Mark9er9er 3 years ago
anyone can speak German online its called Google translate
randompet 2 years ago
lol jetzt sterb ich keines natürlichen todes...
blackfootnawaho 3 years ago
She´s a german.
Tbe2007 3 years ago
She seems more pissed off than grossed out lol
OtakuPoot 3 years ago
Why the fuck should anyone show this to there grandma?
jemoeder35 3 years ago 6
nothing would phase her. she's an old "shit ice-cream" hand from way back.
shizlittlebam 3 years ago
omg wie cool die alte bleibt....hat im Leben wohl schon viel SCHEISSE gesehen omg xDDD
aLpHaFuxX 3 years ago
Are u expecting a german lady to be grossed out by kinky porn stuff??hahahahaha
Kando0615 3 years ago
deine arme oma XDD aber ne witzige reaktion xD
Animeki 3 years ago
grandma use to take part in stuff like that all the time when she was young in her home country mother Russia that's why she wasn't phased at all by the video.
edit: I meant Germany dayumm calm down
FakeBadge 3 years ago
at first she things that its ice-cream xD
sexygirly1987 3 years ago
oh god lol
i really dont plan on watching that video
hater00lover00 3 years ago
she has obviously seen a shit or two in her life! :p
ivarbt 3 years ago 2
LOL
MDsandwich 3 years ago
Germans are tough.
LucanWolfMusicTV 3 years ago 4
What is funny how it doesn't faze the Germans like it does us.
jimmibear 3 years ago 2
Ihr habst shit ge est???
djoegasvilli 3 years ago
its weird how the teens react worse to it! its like the oldies cant be freaked out or something
bayse9 3 years ago 7
I dont know german but i know the word Sheitzer!
dannyjam 3 years ago
do you mean "scheisser"? ? o.O
PinkMuffin07 3 years ago
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evry time a european watches it, its like they like it or somthin. shes thinking to her self "wats the big deal, i eat shit everyday."
ja2smart92 3 years ago
You're a moron. You don't even speak German; you wouldn't know what she is saying.
ReginmundEsq 3 years ago 2
Germans like this shit.
theflonert 3 years ago
NO, we dont -.-
PinkMuffin07 3 years ago
ey deine oma is cool xDD 5*
dears069 3 years ago 2
pfuiiii teiffelll ne XD haha noch so ne geile omi
xd
superfakeaccount 3 years ago
Man, I love Germans.
WhiskeyyWoman 3 years ago 2
germans are awsome
hatetolovelovetohate 3 years ago
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Actual translation : "Oh for fuck's sake, your grandfather and I did this on our first date. How do you think your mother was conceived anyway?"
arvoremaravilha 3 years ago
she didn't say that
Marsl2007 3 years ago
Yes she did.
jjswin 3 years ago
no she didnt
PinkMuffin07 3 years ago
Duh...retard
jjswin 3 years ago
That's such a german reaction something shocking or funny: No emotion at all!
pul4mea 3 years ago
LOL she said "that could be ice cream"
JohannFab 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaah KULT!5*****
topfpflanze9 3 years ago
EURO TRASH
RWDtech 3 years ago
Wie cool die dabei bleibt, wie geil xD
retto1988 3 years ago
I don't get these people, they have their grandparents over of Christmas or something and they decide I know I'll video them watching the nastest porn on the internet.
Doesn't your grandma think less of you now?
lucasledge1 3 years ago
Man, Grandparents are still like teenagers in many ways. When you get older, I don't think you lose your sense of humor.
WhiskeyyWoman 3 years ago
verdammt is des geil ey xD
LastRealSoldier 3 years ago
"ja des... ja sische, das kam ausm hindern, aber, könnt auch ein trick sein dass des eis is, kuck ma wie hell das is."
lol, hessisch-reaction! ^^
Hurlibutz 3 years ago
pfuiii daiwel
ljuba1986 3 years ago
AHHH SHE LOVES IT!!!
kolekun 3 years ago
nice moustache
thebaldnoob 3 years ago
Yes, I am sure of that, being that Europe has been so fouled-out for so long, that "nothing is shocking" as the song goes. Even so, it is disrespectful to do that to your elder.
backwoodsmister 3 years ago
European grandmas take this video so much more in stride than american grandmas!
manoele 3 years ago 3
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You are a horrible person
a) For choosing to watch such depravity.
b) For exposing another human being to such depravity
ESPECIALLY YOUR GRANDMOTHER
The world is in a downward spiral of sickness.
Don't watch videos like "Two Girls." You cannot unsee some things and it desensitizes you to the evil in this world. Everytime you subject yourself to watching vile stuff like this, you lose a piece of your humanity. (aka the sensitivity that makes you a decent human)
It is wrong to enjoy evil
backwoodsmister 3 years ago
oh shut the fuck up.
StylistecS 3 years ago
OMG The humanity the deparvity.
GTFO the internet if you have no sense of humor. Im prety sure shes seen worse.
If you havent noticed tons of grandmahs seen this video.
linxZuraith 3 years ago
well i cant understand whats she sayinhg but i think he was more just desterbed by it
honestangel2583 3 years ago
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You can tell she isn't shocked at all, and that cos shes from germany, they love disgusting porn over there, she was probably brought up on it, hell i bet she has even stared in a couple of shit flicks when she was younger.
samnectar 3 years ago
u r 1 racist bitchass motherfucker. die pls.
HitomiCOD2 3 years ago
hahahahahaha so true
amarsh85 3 years ago
rofl ye.."MUTTER..POO AN MEEEEEEE"
Ghost109 3 years ago
That's a pretty dumb comment...
swampcfitz 3 years ago
Not as dumb as your retard mother
samnectar 3 years ago
youre soan idiot! -.-
racist!
PinkMuffin07 3 years ago
Could you translate it? for us english speaking people ;) dat would b nice.Thnx ;) :D
raynax3 3 years ago
I don't have time to pause/play/pause play to translate every word, but basically she starts by saying "You can see it's ice cream, look at the color," then "...no..." then "I could throw up." I can't understand the middle part. Then she says "pfeu teufel" (sp?) which my dad used to say, and my Oma would yell at him for it. Then "there are so many nice things in the world, but.."
I love the way she has her glasses on, studying it for validity. LOL!
akika666 3 years ago 2
Ohh, lol :D Thnx for takin your time to reply back :)
raynax3 3 years ago
Die oma is ja cool XDDD
KonohaTenten 4 years ago
rofl, granny's got a stache!
70sCockNugget 4 years ago