What the hell is wrong with? #3: 3DO games part 2 of ?

[crashnburner187]

1:09 COVAH MEH BRAH, AHM GROIN EEN

[MezzoForte4]

What the fuck was that!? That head scared the shit outta me!!

[HerecomestheCalavera]

Ha Cyberdillo looks like that maze screensaver that was on Windows 95 or 98. lol

[DemomanX614]

"WHy bother man?, Why even bother?"

"You know? That is a good question!"

Perfect response.

[sapphiresnowdrop]

You know, after watching all of these videos, I really want to talk to you about awful games.

[RRVCrinale]

The music during the Galleon mission sounds like the evil version of the National Geographic Channel's old jingle.

[EterniaWolf]

At first, that Corpse Killer game wasn't too bad. Then, it started getting worse, and worse. I'm glad you died. That was getting painful at the end.

And you know a game is bad when it's singing about an armadillo. I knew it was going to be bad then, but to see what on the title screen...O____o...that's all I can say.

[GCmaster5000]

LOL mayonnaise. . .

[Amylooraptor]

Within the last 20 seconds of this video when you were describing how it made you feel, I laughed so hard my parents ran upstairs and thought something was wrong with me.

[BigBangBlitz]

Sorry!

[REVULSIVE]

0:36 GI Joe, NOOO!

[BohepansTheThird]

What the hell is it saying in the Cyberdillo game when you pick up those crickets? "My God, man, Pikachu!" or something?! What the...what IS this game...?!

[BigBangBlitz]

"My god man, gimme shields" - it segues into the Star Trek joke that doesn't make sense otherwise.

[BohepansTheThird]

I picked up on that in the next part, yeah. But still, it just seems...either crammed in, or garbled, or just...it doesn't sound like that's what he's saying, somehow. You know?

[BigBangBlitz]

Yeah, basically it's Cyberdillo.

[MrFerrousplague]

i never liked Cyberdillo <.<

[DaDewd]

FAAAAANTASTIC

[zuriku]

Electroputed.

[unclestaco]

EHHHHHH BRAH

[opethdtr]

Cyberdillo is like one big acid trip.

[XelchanTheBrave]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CYBERDILLO.

[Dkostuj]

BAD DOODS, MAN

BAD DOODS

[ColAbernathy]

OMG...I cannot believe somebody covered "Cotton Eyed Joe." The...horrible...ness...over..­.coming...Shatner...

impression....

[MJGHavoc22]

My thoughts exactly, someone put this game out of its misery!

[ColAbernathy]

Bahd Doods? Hey! That game was AWESOME! Love the "translations", BTW. :)

[ElrondHubbard54]

Cyberdillo makes Corpse Killer look bland in comparison.

And not in a good way.

[MickieJamesismyslave]

Corpse Killer actually looked pretty fun. Cyberdillo, not so much.

[ideitbawx]

whoever designed the menu/loading screens needs to put the methpipe down.

now, i've done my share of drugs, but i've never seen anything like that in a hallucination.

"avoid playing the bone flute at all costs": um, i thought that goes without saying ... seriously, who are the pervs who made this game?

at least no one's kept calling me a bra in this game. god, it looks like a psychedelic nightmare

[BigBangBlitz]

Save the Psychedelic nightmare comment for the inevitable Psychic Detective appearance.

[ideitbawx]

psychic detective? ... um ... i'm already scared ...

back to cyberdildo--err, cyberdillo ...

what does he say when he refills his health? "ohgodilovethatgimmethatshit"? i dunno, this game's like philosophy: the longer you think about it, the more it fucks you up

[BigBangBlitz]

It just makes a loud chewing noise. Yeah.

When you get a shield he says "Good god man, gimme -- shields", which explains the Captain Kirk references and failed impersonation attempts.

It's funny how the game just started freaking right out at that one part.

[talbot1939]

we want more fmv and less doom 1 mod clones, the horrible 3d levels made me dizzy :(

[BigBangBlitz]

It's pretty bad, but it's necessary to know about. There will be plenty of time for FMV on 3DO, I guarantee it!

[BigBangBlitz]

Oh yeah, dizzy. I can relate.

I got so dizzy playing this last night for today's footage I got physically ill. I actually stayed home from work.

I'm really bad with these low-framerate FPS types.

[Crimmyblues]

Thundercats, oh fuck i loled.

[PokerDerk]

Also white comments on the white background... difficult to read at the start of the 2nd game.

[BigBangBlitz]

I had a really thin outline on the text, it didn't show up very well. Good points as usual.

[PokerDerk]

lol at the rolling head from the secret video game tricks video... also, you need to keep the subtitle comments on longer. I had to rewind to see the "fortress" one.

[jiminboo]

Holy fucking 8-bit God of everything that is damned and holy!!! At 1:32, the severed bowling ball head from Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes and Strategies!! Hey BBB, do the suckling three finger green jelly monster! You know what I'm talking about... "slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp..."

[BigBangBlitz]

I was totally going to do that.

[KoolDudester]

this is fucking amazing

[NESMASTER14]

LOLOLOLOL at the jamaican guy! hahahahaha! This is definitely a "WHAT THE HELL?!" kind of game.

[MrSkipRogers]

Wasnt that the Mortal Kombat 3 versus screen music at around the 2:50-3:00 mark? For that reason alone, Killer Corpses is a cool game!

[BigBangBlitz]

Yup, sure enough!

[Foxhack]

What?

Also, that Cyberdillo game has some funky music.

[ideitbawx]

lol, i love/hate the cotton-eye joe parody music for cyberdildo. it made me blush and laugh at the same same. it's so bad it's good!

[Foxhack]

...Cyber what?

FREUDIAN SLIP

[ideitbawx]

oh, i thought this was the game cyberdildo for the 3do. you play a vibrator shaped like an oceanliner as you fight weird enemies like crabs, bacteria and a rash as you "sail your ship from port to port"

[retread01]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[figment1988]

holy shit! it's the severed head from the "Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes, & Strategies" videos.

[Doom2Guy]

Good god that difficulty bar is awesome

[Firebrand101]

What in the fuck...

[TheLostTruckDriver]

LOL 3DO was definately a stoner's console.

[bonggzilla]

lool