@ThatGuyBen99 That's the origin of the word Douche Bag. Shower bag. A shower bag used to clean ladies' vagina's actually. That's what the derivative of the insult is.
Well, it's only natural the horse farted right in their faces. They should know better than to lift the tail. It's the equivalant of pulling someone's finger. LOL. xD
Horses are so nasty...I used to love them but after seeing them so much and most of the lazy captivity ones just stand in their own shit all day. Wild ones and racing ones I still love.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
LOL "will the noise above me fucking shut up so i can continue with my report"
Just Priceless..XD
ZiqrylIchigo 16 minutes ago
3:34
SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
Bozidar88 3 days ago
cow - Maniak
max87877 4 weeks ago
1:03 FAIL!!!!!!!!!
sofiapareja1 1 month ago
0:30 like if u laugh at this part
sofiapareja1 1 month ago
I love the bumblebee part. I'll try to play tennis with a bumblebee.
terminator324343 1 month ago
This is dutch! Come on, I know your language too!
miera1029 1 month ago
2:33 nice bulge
bluepicis 1 month ago
Note... Horse Smiling From his ass LMFAO :D
nadia6601 1 month ago
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Douche is 'shower' in French. How fucking stupid can you be not to know the derivative?
CallingAllCappers 2 months ago
at 3:01 she is getting a douche (subtitles)
tattoolover100 2 months ago
@ThatGuyBen99, Yes. In French, shower is 'douche.'
fewcusi 2 months ago
Bastard Converter Company !
KaiserVadin 2 months ago
3:32
She: "Hi, I'm Judie Wynan.."
Elephant: "Shut up!"
SNAP!
scvmushroom 3 months ago
3:02 So in some foreign language, douche is shower? HAHAHA Hilarious
ThatGuyBen99 3 months ago
@ThatGuyBen99 That's the origin of the word Douche Bag. Shower bag. A shower bag used to clean ladies' vagina's actually. That's what the derivative of the insult is.
VladdieAndSteffie 2 months ago
What an excellent way to spend saturday night at home: drink some beer and watch news bloopers. Thanks 999crypticNEWS for your channel. :)
Helltormentor 3 months ago
press 4!!!!!
metaliommimetal 3 months ago
2:15
Its the GRINCH!
c00lCactus8D 4 months ago
Damn Cow, you Crazy!
UltraRockSounds 4 months ago
This is SO funny!@
xRiica 4 months ago
2:45 DO SOMETHING...LOL
JokerGotNoRules 4 months ago
the announcers fail jokes almost ruin this vid
Dan69WasTaken 5 months ago 2
@Dan69WasTaken I bet u wont make it funnier.
Trust2Play 4 months ago
Haha look at the subs at 3:04
BEASTpoint 5 months ago
@BEASTpoint it's dutch.
svenskaflicka428 4 months ago
Dear god, I'm the 666 666 viewer!
Ferhod 5 months ago
@Ferhod sucks to be you
SpiderRider3 4 months ago
@SpiderRider3 i know i know
GDI109 3 months ago
Basically, if you are getting spread by a sprinkler, you do not repeatedly run back into it. This is not the polka, you know!
Zeldanon 5 months ago
I didn't know wiz khalifa was on the news before he was a rapper
touchmynuggets98 5 months ago
Lol. Look at the subtitles at 3:03
godlynessdog 6 months ago
Hey!!! that picture was very misleading lol
ccabrera221 5 months ago
@godlynessdog it's dutch :P
SunnyAndSummer 4 months ago
lol that face on 2:00
DavayMyaso 6 months ago
keep pressing 6
iloveparc 6 months ago
Funny ass video lolz :P.
yyggjh 6 months ago
1:46 i thought she was goona pull her top off
mclovinbeasty 6 months ago
Anyone notice that in the video where the chick runs into the sprinkler the word for shower is douche
AbestieC 6 months ago 32
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everyone please watch my videos and especially rapping indian
TheDuke543210 7 months ago
is Mr. Elephant gonna have 2 slap a bitch?? lawl
nonwoful 7 months ago
I know it means shower, but still.."douche". 8D
x0Demyx0x 7 months ago
that news lady bitch @ 1:10 is kinda hot
gonzalezfrank626 7 months ago
the laugh track is really annoying
uknowitstrue92 7 months ago
why does every reporter on-scene act like the world revolves around them? the women aren't as bad
Atma505 7 months ago
4:07 made me laugh so hard! I can't breathe! XD
Jc48100 7 months ago
his face at 1:58 wuz epic
uaman11 7 months ago
Flight of the bumblebee was a good one. LOL. =)
rachelchunter 7 months ago
lol, pee in (the subtitle language) is Pissen and Shower is Douche
poopplushado 8 months ago
I want to know who the guy at 0:53 is. He's cute.
miniaturesun 8 months ago
"....and im getting wet" lmao! o.O
The1ddsu2 8 months ago 112
@The1ddsu2 ya dirty biatch lmao xD
Neaemo 7 months ago
1:06 the Company ........ i think he was trying to tell us that the company wen through the floor haha
oscarlolage 8 months ago
That was gay
Charlie8reno5 9 months ago
the narration is a little annoying but the vids are funny
Diaandmia 9 months ago
Well, it's only natural the horse farted right in their faces. They should know better than to lift the tail. It's the equivalant of pulling someone's finger. LOL. xD
rachelchunter 9 months ago
3:02 :) says douche
shanetheninja101 9 months ago
0:27 FTFuckingW
NottheFacePlease 9 months ago
OMG the farting horse about near killed me with laughter!
JustinBlottin 9 months ago
3:06 only a woman would get utterly confused as to which direction to go!
boomtao 9 months ago
mw2 rules :D
FUNGIJACK747 10 months ago
3:03 it says douche
coyotereed 10 months ago
Oh no, a light sprinkling of water! Run around in circles and scream! Abandon microphone! AAAGH!
PhattyMilkz 10 months ago
3:02 ik sta onder de douche, jeff lols it made me chuckel
TranceformYA 10 months ago
at 3:01 it says douche in the subtitles!!!!
bm4234 11 months ago
@bm4234 That's because "douche" is a french meaning "shower" which is what was happening when the sprinklers came on.
jumbybird 10 months ago
0:30 its really funny :)
LouiePinpin 11 months ago
RAPED BY A COW :S
JesterNeil 1 year ago
3:04 is she calling jeff a douche? lol
3Twilights 1 year ago
@3Twilights no :) douche is dutch for "shower" :D
ihdfswvduzr 1 year ago
LOL the elephant ear
flyyhi 1 year ago
4:20, that's from the city I was born in. Peoria, IL. I saw those studios once too while they did the news, quite interesting.
Railer61 1 year ago
@Railer61 "that's from the city I was born in. Peoria, IL"
zomg I was about to say the same thing O_O
stiimuli 1 year ago
Anyone knows what programme this is from?
EPZQ 1 year ago
Hahahhaha classis, just classic
jackisnowouttabed 1 year ago
3:33 wow, that was a bitch slap and a half.
JDCoolMan21 1 year ago
this is not funny....
MegaLolita93 1 year ago
Heathrow is really not a good airport, had to spend the night there and its freazing cold.
Glimdrel 1 year ago
this is really a good movie
jonasvoetbal 1 year ago
fucked by a cow - thas a great one to tell the grandkids.
KGzII 1 year ago
Hate fake laughing
bigfellakid 1 year ago
a dupa cipa chujowe amerykance . przez was leci moda na sukces zakonczcie ten serial bo wpierdole i brooke nie pomoze
kolek252 1 year ago
2:01 giant dude
babiarmy 1 year ago
0:54 I proper lol'd. Thats one of those things that you can't do on purpose. XD
Shadowabliss 1 year ago
nice xD
ICilCe 1 year ago
booooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! @999crypticNEWS
IZeoClass 1 year ago
The guy at 1:40, Thats my Local news haha thats awesome
Klim0009 1 year ago
really funny
haha
sumitcena2002 1 year ago
I hate retarded commentary. It'd be better without it.
DrSuperMarioMan6464 1 year ago
The lady who trips trying to interview the racers....my face hurts from laughing so much, LMFAO!!! xD
stefgi32 1 year ago
Holy shit... The guy at 2:25 was holding up a cow!
6Twisted 1 year ago
EARSHOT!
GrooveInYourOwnTime 1 year ago
Woohoo, Dutch subtitles! :)
GoeLiezzz 1 year ago
why is the farting horse so funny?? WHY?!! hahahahaha XD
Charapova100 1 year ago
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wow, how many accounts do you have? Are you planning to take over youtube? lol
SamFisherCell 1 year ago
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99EpicFails 1 year ago
Lmao 0:52
FillionDollarSmile 1 year ago
farting horse!!!! and what language are the subtitles in? but the farting horse!!!
opinionatedgirl6244 1 year ago
can some one tell me waht language the subtitles are in?! i speak spanish an english, but im kinda buggered when it comes to anything else!:(
opinionatedgirl6244 1 year ago
@opinionatedgirl6244 thats dutch.
faysal1234567890 1 year ago
@faysal1234567890 thanx! i speak spanish, english a a bit of french, but not dutch!
opinionatedgirl6244 1 year ago
Get some cow! ;)
Gaylord1029z 1 year ago
LOL! 3:34 elephant ear whack!
cheezpuff86 1 year ago
awsum.vid .......lol
Lonewolf95o 1 year ago
The lady who gets hit with the elephant ear looks like robert plant
mwbakerskater 1 year ago
The plain thing is kinda how I feel about people who I'm trying to explain something to.
Me: People are so rude when they just tell their kids they cant talk to-
Otherperson: Welll the're still not evil, parents are so aweful
Mind: Fudge shut up so I can finish what I'm saying. =_=
LoliConSkullz 1 year ago
If I ever become a news reporter I will make mistakes purposely
THREECARDOZAS 1 year ago 136
@THREECARDOZAS
Then you probably will not be a news reporter for a long time :]
SniperMod90 6 months ago
@THREECARDOZAS and i will be watching u sir
playerB1337 5 months ago
@THREECARDOZAS the first time you are allowed to go on live tv just strip naked and masturbate.
marilynknotborgir 4 months ago
@THREECARDOZAS i hope you get eaten and raped by raveonus tiger you stupid cock sucking bitch
-jesus saves
andrewfink1 4 months ago
the narrorator ruins it
kaikothe3rd 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!! 4:05 XD
Mrapplesauceinpie 1 year ago
lol u are dutch? :D
MrTargaszewskii 1 year ago
hahahahahha
100AngelBoy 1 year ago
what channel is this from ill love watchin it !!
TheChocoloco95 1 year ago
pause it at 3:04 and it will say douche
dialga09 1 year ago
3:35 hi im Judy Wynan and im about to get slapped by an elephant
blazejames47 1 year ago
0:33
classic!!!
daggakid90 1 year ago
Douche is the dutch word for shower.
Menekalo 1 year ago
@Menekalo douche is the french word for shower
MrTaoufik09 1 year ago
3:00 Subtitles* Jeff is a douche?
PcBreacher 1 year ago
Bumble bee FTW!
llamalover02 1 year ago
Horses are so nasty...I used to love them but after seeing them so much and most of the lazy captivity ones just stand in their own shit all day. Wild ones and racing ones I still love.
LordsReject 1 year ago
She got douche-d
thricefit 1 year ago
ik sta onder de douche, Jeff.
jd757xy 1 year ago
that guy looked like eddie murphy
angeloprosperity 1 year ago
at 3:02 i think shower is spelled douche
Noonrider11 1 year ago
@Noonrider11 the subtitels are dutch ;)
Haowiegangsta 1 year ago
The black guy one is funny
BuIetForMyValentine 1 year ago
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looks like America's reaction to having Obmao's healthcare being shoved down our throats..
TheLiberalsSuck 1 year ago
obmao's?
InbictaProductionzZ 1 year ago
no, America's reaction to Obama + Mao = Obamao's Socializing of America...from behind...
TheLiberalsSuck 1 year ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
lenordlion 1 year ago
@lenordlion
Cock
SecularTechnology 1 year ago
What happened with the boy?
*I am not trolling you*
SupremeManiac92 1 year ago
gotta say it, these were all pretty lame.
DrPoon 1 year ago
it was funny
townfryer 1 year ago 9
wtf? the end one was funneh
Scthatch1 1 year ago 2
2:26 LMFAO!
thekidtrucker321 1 year ago
omg funy i like wen the horse or bool cmae and did stuff to him =D
bobzila100 2 years ago
lol @ the fly lmao
SneakyTweaky 2 years ago
haha
xxxeffensupah 2 years ago
0:51 - my kidney xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OnnomonnomonnO 2 years ago 2
wow worst commentary award for 2009
Bboy0Static 2 years ago
haha
ivoenid 2 years ago
lol at first i thought the horse was going to poo on that girl
justRUNalex 2 years ago
ogoyuouyguyovuyvuoyv
back2thefutre 2 years ago
"and will the noise above me f%$king shut up" lol
chase1146 2 years ago 114
@chase1146
that airport reporter is a legend
efani808 1 year ago
@chase1146 i think this acount was hacked i cant get on it
chase1146newacount 11 months ago
lol
sonyandnintendio 2 years ago
Lmfao 4:19 he's so afraid for his life.
Brannon716 2 years ago
and I am getting Wet
plutarkosky 2 years ago 119
@plutarkosky 69 people getting wet.
Bearlizard777 1 year ago
lol the elephant was sick of judy's whining. Kaplow!
paramore99 2 years ago 2
0:55 LEEF ATTACK!
DanRaccoon 2 years ago 2
WOW they're freaking out 4 a stupid bee?! well it was still funny!!!!!!!! ;D
cousinforeva 2 years ago
VERY FUNNY!
2addicted2UTUBE 2 years ago
Douche is another word for shower
FunkyGoose22 2 years ago
AT 3:04 it says DOUCHE
Hafsbro1 2 years ago
HA! ur right!
TribalKing917 2 years ago
2:26 lol the cow love him :D
d1341994 2 years ago 2
@d1341994
It could have been worse - it could have been a bull :D
HandShattered 1 year ago
the news guy at 4:20 looks like Eddie Murphy LOL!!
mordy91 2 years ago 5
lol yeah you are right....when I saw that I could not stop laughing
killervirus87 2 years ago
omg 2:26 i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!
the cow attacked him!
apanktexphohobops 2 years ago
Can someone tell me what the first one said?
MeAndMyLittleVoices 2 years ago
"It is good for the American market."
DeluxeSux 2 years ago
?? and that's funny....how?
MeAndMyLittleVoices 2 years ago
It isn't... It's boring as fuck. So boring in-fact that the old guy fell asleep mid conversation, which is the funny part.
DeluxeSux 2 years ago 3
The first one is so funny. LOL
koalastephanie 2 years ago
So funny! XD "A little over a year ago the compan-"
Greenday678912345 3 years ago 2
You don't often see things like 2:26 caught on videocamera.
SethBlizzard 3 years ago
jaja i couldnt stop laughin on 0:19 through 0:36
jorez96 3 years ago
LOL really funny
Rosos9 3 years ago 20
Thanks for watching my friend!
999crypticNEWS 3 years ago 12
@999crypticNEWS
thnx for uploading
DeadRed94 1 year ago