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  • LOL "will the noise above me fucking shut up so i can continue with my report"

    Just Priceless..XD

  • 3:34

    SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

  • cow - Maniak

  • 1:03 FAIL!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:30 like if u laugh at this part

  • I love the bumblebee part. I'll try to play tennis with a bumblebee.

  • This is dutch! Come on, I know your language too!

  • 2:33 nice bulge

  • Note... Horse Smiling From his ass LMFAO :D

  • at 3:01 she is getting a douche (subtitles)

  • @ThatGuyBen99, Yes. In French, shower is 'douche.'

  • Bastard Converter Company !

  • 3:32

    She: "Hi, I'm Judie Wynan.."

    Elephant: "Shut up!"

    SNAP!

  • 3:02 So in some foreign language, douche is shower? HAHAHA Hilarious

  • @ThatGuyBen99 That's the origin of the word Douche Bag. Shower bag. A shower bag used to clean ladies' vagina's actually. That's what the derivative of the insult is.

  • What an excellent way to spend saturday night at home: drink some beer and watch news bloopers. Thanks 999crypticNEWS for your channel. :)

  • press 4!!!!!

  • 2:15

    Its the GRINCH!

  • Damn Cow, you Crazy!

  • This is SO funny!@ 

  • 2:45 DO SOMETHING...LOL

  • the announcers fail jokes almost ruin this vid

  • @Dan69WasTaken I bet u wont make it funnier.

  • Haha look at the subs at 3:04

  • @BEASTpoint it's dutch.

  • Dear god, I'm the 666 666 viewer!

  • @Ferhod sucks to be you

  • @SpiderRider3 i know i know

  • Basically, if you are getting spread by a sprinkler, you do not repeatedly run back into it. This is not the polka, you know!

  • I didn't know wiz khalifa was on the news before he was a rapper

  • Lol. Look at the subtitles at 3:03

  • Hey!!! that picture was very misleading lol

  • @godlynessdog it's dutch :P

  • lol that face on 2:00

  • keep pressing 6

  • Funny ass video lolz :P.

  • 1:46 i thought she was goona pull her top off

  • Anyone notice that in the video where the chick runs into the sprinkler the word for shower is douche

  • is Mr. Elephant gonna have 2 slap a bitch?? lawl

    

  • I know it means shower, but still.."douche". 8D

  • that news lady bitch @ 1:10 is kinda hot

  • the laugh track is really annoying

  • why does every reporter on-scene act like the world revolves around them? the women aren't as bad

  • 4:07 made me laugh so hard! I can't breathe! XD

  • his face at 1:58 wuz epic

  • Flight of the bumblebee was a good one.  LOL. =)

  • lol, pee in (the subtitle language) is Pissen and Shower is Douche

  • I want to know who the guy at 0:53 is. He's cute.

  • "....and im getting wet" lmao! o.O

  • @The1ddsu2 ya dirty biatch lmao xD

  • 1:06  the Company ........ i think he was trying to tell us that the company wen through the floor haha

  • That was gay

  • the narration is a little annoying but the vids are funny

  • Well, it's only natural the horse farted right in their faces. They should know better than to lift the tail. It's the equivalant of pulling someone's finger.  LOL. xD

  • 3:02 :) says douche

  • 0:27 FTFuckingW

  • OMG the farting horse about near killed me with laughter!

  • 3:06 only a woman would get utterly confused as to which direction to go!

  • mw2 rules :D

  • 3:03 it says douche

  • Oh no, a light sprinkling of water! Run around in circles and scream! Abandon microphone! AAAGH!

  • 3:02 ik sta onder de douche, jeff lols it made me chuckel

  • at 3:01 it says douche in the subtitles!!!!

  • @bm4234 That's because "douche" is a french meaning "shower" which is what was happening when the sprinklers came on.

  • 0:30 its really funny :)

  • RAPED BY A COW :S

  • 3:04 is she calling jeff a douche? lol

  • @3Twilights no :) douche is dutch for "shower" :D

  • LOL the elephant ear

  • 4:20, that's from the city I was born in. Peoria, IL. I saw those studios once too while they did the news, quite interesting.

  • @Railer61 "that's from the city I was born in. Peoria, IL"

    zomg I was about to say the same thing O_O

  • Anyone knows what programme this is from?

  • Hahahhaha classis, just classic

  • 3:33 wow, that was a bitch slap and a half.

  • this is not funny....

  • Heathrow is really not a good airport, had to spend the night there and its freazing cold.

  • this is really a good movie

    

  • fucked by a cow - thas a great one to tell the grandkids.

  • Hate fake laughing

  • a dupa cipa chujowe amerykance . przez was leci moda na sukces zakonczcie ten serial bo wpierdole i brooke nie pomoze

  • 2:01 giant dude

  • 0:54 I proper lol'd. Thats one of those things that you can't do on purpose. XD

  • nice xD

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooooorii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiing! @999crypticNEWS

  • The guy at 1:40, Thats my Local news haha thats awesome

  • really funny

    haha

  • I hate retarded commentary. It'd be better without it.

  • The lady who trips trying to interview the racers....my face hurts from laughing so much, LMFAO!!! xD

  • Holy shit... The guy at 2:25 was holding up a cow!

  • EARSHOT!

  • Woohoo, Dutch subtitles! :)

  • why is the farting horse so funny?? WHY?!! hahahahaha XD

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  • Lmao 0:52

  • farting horse!!!! and what language are the subtitles in? but the farting horse!!!

  • can some one tell me waht language the subtitles are in?! i speak spanish an english, but im kinda buggered when it comes to anything else!:(

  • @opinionatedgirl6244 thats dutch.

  • @faysal1234567890 thanx! i speak spanish, english a a bit of french, but not dutch!

  • Get some cow! ;)

  • LOL! 3:34 elephant ear whack!

  • awsum.vid .......lol

  • The lady who gets hit with the elephant ear looks like robert plant

  • The plain thing is kinda how I feel about people who I'm trying to explain something to.

    Me: People are so rude when they just tell their kids they cant talk to-

    Otherperson: Welll the're still not evil, parents are so aweful

    Mind: Fudge shut up so I can finish what I'm saying. =_=

  • If I ever become a news reporter I will make mistakes purposely

  • @THREECARDOZAS

    Then you probably will not be a news reporter for a long time :]

  • @THREECARDOZAS and i will be watching u sir

  • @THREECARDOZAS the first time you are allowed to go on live tv just strip naked and masturbate.

  • @THREECARDOZAS i hope you get eaten and raped by raveonus tiger you stupid cock sucking bitch

    -jesus saves

  • the narrorator ruins it

  • LOL!!!!!!! 4:05 XD

  • lol u are dutch? :D

  • hahahahahha

  • what channel is this from ill love watchin it !!

  • pause it at 3:04 and it will say douche

  • 3:35 hi im Judy Wynan and im about to get slapped by an elephant

  • 0:33

    classic!!!

  • Douche is the dutch word for shower.

  • @Menekalo douche is the french word for shower

  • 3:00 Subtitles* Jeff is a douche?

  • Bumble bee FTW!

  • Horses are so nasty...I used to love them but after seeing them so much and most of the lazy captivity ones just stand in their own shit all day. Wild ones and racing ones I still love.

  • She got douche-d

  • ik sta onder de douche, Jeff.

  • that guy looked like eddie murphy

  • at 3:02 i think shower is spelled douche

  • @Noonrider11 the subtitels are dutch ;)

  • The black guy one is funny

  • obmao's?

  • no, America's reaction to Obama + Mao = Obamao's Socializing of America...from behind...

  • @lenordlion

    Cock

  • What happened with the boy?

    *I am not trolling you*

  • gotta say it, these were all pretty lame.

  • it was funny

  • wtf? the end one was funneh

  • 2:26 LMFAO!

  • omg funy i like wen the horse or bool cmae and did stuff to him =D

  • lol @ the fly lmao

  • haha

  • 0:51 - my kidney xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • wow worst commentary award for 2009

  • haha

  • lol at first i thought the horse was going to poo on that girl

  • ogoyuouyguyovuyvuoyv

  • "and will the noise above me f%$king shut up" lol

  • @chase1146

    that airport reporter is a legend

  • @chase1146 i think this acount was hacked i cant get on it

  • lol

  • Lmfao 4:19 he's so afraid for his life.

  • and I am getting Wet

  • @plutarkosky 69 people getting wet.

  • lol the elephant was sick of judy's whining. Kaplow!

  • 0:55 LEEF ATTACK!

  • WOW they're freaking out 4 a stupid bee?! well it was still funny!!!!!!!! ;D

  • VERY FUNNY!

  • Douche is another word for shower

  • AT 3:04 it says DOUCHE

  • HA! ur right!

  • 2:26 lol the cow love him :D

  • @d1341994

    It could have been worse - it could have been a bull :D

  • the news guy at 4:20 looks like Eddie Murphy LOL!!

  • lol yeah you are right....when I saw that I could not stop laughing

  • omg 2:26 i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!

    the cow attacked him!

  • Can someone tell me what the first one said?

  • "It is good for the American market."

  • ?? and that's funny....how?

  • It isn't... It's boring as fuck. So boring in-fact that the old guy fell asleep mid conversation, which is the funny part.

  • The first one is so funny. LOL

  • So funny! XD "A little over a year ago the compan-"

  • You don't often see things like 2:26 caught on videocamera.

  • jaja i couldnt stop laughin on 0:19 through 0:36

  • LOL really funny

  • Thanks for watching my friend!

  • @999crypticNEWS

    thnx for uploading

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