Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
I've got a staffy and i always get neds coming up and saying 'Man, she's a belter', 'She's pewr beautiful, by the way' and a few guys have taken photos of her. Always thought they were weirdos. Now i'm thinking she might end up on some glaswegian staffy porno site! lol.
@guildwardian :you think that by calling me fat you're proving yourself more manly? and what sort of comeback was it ?oh well done,my ego and self esteem is so low right now *sarcastic*
actually ah think everybody has did this at some time in their life and it shows you have great courage to put it into a video even if just for fun, however, lots of people have responded to the video and that tells me they want more. So lets see some more! (funny in a weird way)
haha i do that with ma dug, i throw his toy at the back of ma unit and then watch him struggle to get it back, social realism at its finest. Limmy=genius
ive not watched them all yet but this as far as im concerned is your best vid , dont like all your swearing , this was well thought out and very funny i have it as a fav
the telly is on mate, u can make it out at the start, but the camera he is using doesnt have enough pixels to clearly pick out the image the telly is displaying.
fuck.......... i was eating
TheGolverman 2 months ago
@TheGolverman guess your weak minded and let shit bother you when your eating :P
DazzyCraggus 2 months ago
@DazzyCraggus no, im not weak minded
TheGolverman 2 months ago
Who heard "Mr. Staffy" in the background?
calumisdead 5 months ago
What was the Columbo episode?
Noodles37UK 6 months ago
That's just wrong! Funny as fuck though!
richie9579 8 months ago
i made my own video inspired by limmy its called mickey dies take 2 ..its worth the watch please view
mizzlisab1 9 months ago
You're a sick fuck haha
StructuralDefect 9 months ago
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tulip2fever 10 months ago
nooooooo! haha, they should put this one on tv.
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
kicktothebass 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha
thehegarty87 1 year ago
sick f##k
bluebilly68 1 year ago
This is my favorite.
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
WOW!did not expect u to start looking at ur dogs snatch!
weedazman123 1 year ago
imao, whaaaaat was that about!!!! i love u limmy
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
what the fuck loool
carlo65 1 year ago
that was so random.
withnulc 1 year ago
DANG!
BoiledBlackMilk 1 year ago
god lol
therealb3yond 1 year ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa liiimy me& my auntie love you were huge fans :D
justinbieberx1 1 year ago
Beastility FTW!
HarrisonRocks 1 year ago
Yasss Hes Fuckin Wacthin Columbo HaHa x
NMLOVESCM 1 year ago
That dog has no idea.
TheJamesDVid 1 year ago
funny but a bit sick
MrCocacolahead 1 year ago
what has this world become?
i bet you fuck that dog of cameras aha
POOR THING!
fuck your sick little mind son.
Ssmxo 1 year ago
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awful. typical skanky weegie humour that only other skanky weegies would enjoy.
terriblyposh 2 years ago
fuck you guildwardian a mad dick limmys shows fuckin class
Your a toilet :L
hemspear 2 years ago
guildwardian shut the fuck up, get a sense of humour. family guy is hillarious and so is this, you fucking yank. get bombed by james lowe
RyRyRampage 2 years ago
i'm scottish actually and well yes family guy is hilarious i have a sense of humour thats why i dont like this shite
guildwardian 1 year ago
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this is shit
not funny at all
how can people seriously find this funny itsrepitition of an awful "joke" watch something like family guy for a laugh not this pish
guildwardian 2 years ago
You call family guy good but call Limmy shit?
The fuck is wrong with you?
liamspeed 1 year ago
I've got a staffy and i always get neds coming up and saying 'Man, she's a belter', 'She's pewr beautiful, by the way' and a few guys have taken photos of her. Always thought they were weirdos. Now i'm thinking she might end up on some glaswegian staffy porno site! lol.
Electrochix 2 years ago
Absolutely fucking brilliant!
RocksiePocksie 2 years ago
this guy is shite
Che870 2 years ago 2
@Che870 Yer maws shite mate :)
sora4kairi 1 year ago
i hate neds like u that is no comeback
guildwardian 1 year ago
@guildwardian :I'm not a ned actually.
sora4kairi 1 year ago
ur maws a ned...
see how i could of came to the conclusion though?
guildwardian 1 year ago
@guildwardian:Uh Because you're retarded ? =]
sora4kairi 1 year ago
@sora4kairi m8 if he wanted his comeback hed wipe it of yer mums chin
duggers108 1 year ago 3
@duggers108 lol nice one
MrGoldenV 1 year ago
yes thats it exactly and ur fat so aint we the perfect couple
guildwardian 1 year ago
@guildwardian :you think that by calling me fat you're proving yourself more manly? and what sort of comeback was it ?oh well done,my ego and self esteem is so low right now *sarcastic*
sora4kairi 1 year ago
yeah makes me feel really good about myself guessing it made u feel just as good calling me a retard?
it should probably hurt u im not lying ur face is really quite chubby meaning ur probably kinda fat, no offence im being mean i know :(
guildwardian 1 year ago
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sora4kairi 1 year ago
haha.......and a thought a wiz a twisted cunt!!!!!!.........thats fuckin minted
jamjar1314 2 years ago
OMG! Sick but funny as hell!!! x
bordersbelle 2 years ago
i thought us aussies had warped sense of humour ! You just topped that. That just made me feel ill.But i like some of your other crap !
honestlyreally 2 years ago 2
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your first and second series were great ..and your hogmanay special was ok ...but that last effort was shite !!!
ravensmead 2 years ago
haha very good
Imalrightma 2 years ago
haha
jaffa545 2 years ago
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joedemull 2 years ago
WHAT THE HELL!
Ahhhahahah this is so weird! Limmys so funny D:
pollywantscrackk 2 years ago
I didn't know Thom Yorke was into bestiality
trancearmstrong 2 years ago
my willy is marsive liek
shamanglynn 2 years ago
limmys videos are good
ferrit22 2 years ago 5
emm.. that creeped me out.
lol!
kirstyshilliday 2 years ago 2
i could hear Colombo but when he was near the telly it was off was Colombo in the room
McQuade1989 2 years ago
lmao. all these videos are halarious, good to see scottish comedians aswel.
lgu06196 2 years ago
man i love limmys stuff but that was a bit too wierd for me
cptbob99 2 years ago
Limmy is truly one of the most brilliant graphic designers of the UK since Eric Gill.
(I hope people get this joke.)
Down10 2 years ago
that was the most fucked video iv seen on youtube what did i just watch hahaha
thoriswar 2 years ago 4
cutting edge
rivalviral 2 years ago
actually ah think everybody has did this at some time in their life and it shows you have great courage to put it into a video even if just for fun, however, lots of people have responded to the video and that tells me they want more. So lets see some more! (funny in a weird way)
hootmanwillie 2 years ago
oh yeah MORE DOG COCK VIDEOS HELL YEAH THAT is definitely what i want to be done here
Clib4Lyf 2 years ago 12
fucking awesome
duk3ofh4z4rd 2 years ago
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GenerationXS 2 years ago
haha
funny m'man
craigmcdonagh1 2 years ago
yer daft as a brush arent ye ya wee shite
hootmanwillie 2 years ago
lmfao I think I laughed at that comment more than this vid :P
3infactapples 2 years ago
Funny as hell
UB40Tribute 2 years ago
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this is FUCKEDup. i dont know how anyone finds this funnny cos its sick.
alanahmadden2007 2 years ago
your a fuckin loser
illastic1 2 years ago
haha i do that with ma dug, i throw his toy at the back of ma unit and then watch him struggle to get it back, social realism at its finest. Limmy=genius
screwtape84 2 years ago
something disturbing aboot that lol
deejayrekkybee 2 years ago
I've got the same phone as him!
themancalledsun 2 years ago
I've got a raging stauner
Neosatriani 2 years ago 14
COLOMBO
JMS444444 2 years ago
lmfao
tdizzle10 2 years ago
that was...quite scary
LaurenR1989 2 years ago
I just watched your show, it was fucking amazingggggg mananaannaanna.
silvergult 2 years ago
"The Limmy show": starts BBC 2 Scotland/Ireland @ 10pm wednesday 18 Feb
simozonelayer 2 years ago
Sick shit
chico3696 3 years ago
This gets better the more you watch it-those facial and eye expressions LMFAO
ralflor 3 years ago
LOLLLLL!! This is a cracker!!
DylanAteIt 3 years ago
OK Mr. Limond, where's Part 2?!!
ForTheLoveOfGlasgow 3 years ago
Why is video focused on dogs` bum all the time?
kartosechka 3 years ago
its not its the dogs dick and no balls its focusing on
Mickeus 3 years ago
by the way i would say this is the dogs bollocks of a vid ,but i see some tight git has had them cut off the poor dog lol
steviesuperstar 3 years ago
ive not watched them all yet but this as far as im concerned is your best vid , dont like all your swearing , this was well thought out and very funny i have it as a fav
steviesuperstar 3 years ago
youtube recommended this to me... I don't know how to feel about that.
it was talented the first time I saw it
and it's just as great now.
gratex 3 years ago
sexy
MartinHire 3 years ago
disgusting!!!!! shame on you!
sengkang1974 3 years ago
AAARRRGH!!! What a HIDEOUS thought... Lol!
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
Poor dugg..
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
That dug's the most pampered pooch you're ever likely to meet in your life.
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago
Just realised YOU were the guy who posted me just there. I was only joking!
You have us all KILLING ourselves!
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
Och...Limmy man...yer fuckin' SICK!!
This guy's fuckin "A"!!!
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
stupid,not funny and probably only appeals to total stupid neds!who somehow think this is "genius"!
arkybarky81 3 years ago
that wis awfy guid!
nicely acted.
simozonelayer 3 years ago
What i wanan know is how can you hear columbo when the telly is off??
daveshow2 3 years ago
the telly is on mate, u can make it out at the start, but the camera he is using doesnt have enough pixels to clearly pick out the image the telly is displaying.
cjcrichton85 3 years ago
oh aye cheers mate:P
daveshow2 3 years ago
nice set of swingers that dog has
mmm hmmmm
RomeoZeroCharlie 3 years ago
That's just wrong! LOL
welshuser 3 years ago
..................WTF?
QueenLover11 3 years ago
hehe,yer a very strange man mate;-)
Monsterpop 3 years ago
I suppose people with beastiality issues such as yourself would find this shit funny.
bumperboy 3 years ago
I would say this was the dogs bollocks,
but there were'nt any !
Think thst was the point...?
RabKing 3 years ago
* Think that was the point....?
RabKing 3 years ago
your one crazy person,lol,any death treats yet?
TIMMBSC 3 years ago
LMAO !!1 HAHAH FUCKING SICK
dabadiestkidalive 3 years ago
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carrickryan10 3 years ago
wttfff
haha
Lickmytoe 3 years ago
OUCH
Prisoner7777 3 years ago
wat da FUCK?
adioskate62 3 years ago
fuck off! it humour u will never get!
mcgregor23 3 years ago
i know what it is dumb shit its funny but fucked up
adioskate62 3 years ago
what the fucking hell.
Marzbarz007 3 years ago
That's Fucking Sick!!
Moooooore123 3 years ago 3
LMAO!
ShadowsThatMove 3 years ago
I nearly wet myself, too funny. GJ!
DakorCompound 3 years ago
That is a sexy wee dug, you can't blame the boy.
rolandinthecaves 3 years ago 3
This is sick
s0iz 3 years ago
brilliant. reminds me of something youd see in "Jam"
bcnsco 3 years ago 5
That is classic!
secobb23 3 years ago
devious, limmy, devious!
sunmanho 3 years ago
limmy rocks
sunmanho 3 years ago
Sooooo funny. Loving it!
danah111 3 years ago
this man looks just like THOM YORK.
WilbergNINJA 3 years ago 5
it is thom york, he got that dodge eye of his from watching too much dog porn. fact.
spurtfather 3 years ago
lulz
falserevrend 3 years ago
WHAHA
thats pure ruff man funny as fuckbut
allyshank 3 years ago
does the bold chaz run about on these pages? good dark shit
weehuffybastard 3 years ago
Derrty cant!!!! Funny as fukbut.
SHREKKUS 3 years ago
u shud of twanged it
jimstewarty2j 3 years ago
thats sick...but kinda funny
sammibwee2k7 3 years ago
viewers are advised; contains scenes of graphic canine genitalia
geefron 3 years ago 3
limmy you rule. yh misses you.
ronin84 4 years ago
Twisted but brilliant, thanks for sharing
bastardism 4 years ago
lol! Sick, sick mind. Absolute genious!
DavianAngelos 4 years ago
lolol umm I'm laughing so much i don't know what to say hhahahah.
notes1980 4 years ago
lol out-fucking-rageous
bobaloubro 4 years ago
Huh?? LOL!
palmerpoop 4 years ago
LOL brillant, pretty minging though
uarty 4 years ago
hahaha good stuff man.
blwalt17 4 years ago
Hey Limmy! This has got to be the absolutely funniest video I have ever seen on you-tube! Good work.
thadbadass 4 years ago 4
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WANK Lol so u went to the toilert
ChriyR 4 years ago
thats fuckin genious man, love your stuff!
dbhoy07 4 years ago 3
very scary vid man your one sick man :)
ukp42 4 years ago 2
I was getting really worried halfway through that vid...for the impending outcome.
Limmy, yer a sick fuck! Keep up the good work :)
Biffeh 4 years ago 12
off to the toilet are we? *wink wank*
ElChristo 4 years ago 2
hands off your staff
gnamp 4 years ago
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I hate this!!!
bumpsywhoops 4 years ago
LOL awesome. That look :D
BillyBird 4 years ago 3
sad...but true HAHA
onioni 4 years ago
put up the the stareout video
andrew22k 4 years ago
The under the sideboard shot is a classic. Columbo
cipiatone 4 years ago
Ohhh, for crying out loud! HAHA!
fbfiveohv3 4 years ago
That is hilarious. I found limmy through his pod casts which you should definitely listen to if you like this kind of humour.
zcapnc8 4 years ago
its limmy who uploads the video here, not some fan :D, his podcasts/cd are amazing.
stuartmoffatDOTcom 4 years ago