GROUCHO SAID

[only1anne]

You're pretty funny)! Yeah... i'm smilin' ;)

[HermanHanauer]

Thank you Isolde for sending me Monello.

Thank you Monello for giving strength to the ones who need it.

[SirMichaelOfMerlot]

ha ha ha

glad to be of help

;-}~

[KidnapDeath]

awesome

[4846steven]

another 5 golden stars my friend i have enjoyed all these songs

smiles

[monello198]

thank you Steven...

thank you for all your awesome comments

lol

;-}~

[ripper778]

5 stars you old git ;)

LMAO

[monello198]

cheers mate, and that's randy old git if you don't mind

lol

;-}~

[jimmymac30]

You may be bad to the bone ("I make an old woman blush, I make a young girl squeal." ~ G. Thorogood)

[monello198]

it's what you do with that bone that counts

lol

;-}

[monello198]

actually i preferred your original riposte.. nothing like a good typo

lol

;-}

[jimmymac30]

that's just me ~ stubby fingers, hazy cognition, and a compulsive streak

[lubedude2]

LOL!! great song! 10/10

[monello198]

Thanks mate..

you know i don't think this theory has ever been properly tested

;-}

[catminima]

I was just about posting it Mikee... just learned today how to find honours.

You have forgotten some...

#1 Top Rated (Today) - Support group "Midlife Crisis"

#1 Most Viewed (Today) - St. Michael Retirement Home

#1 Most Discussed - (Last Night) - Folkestone Local Police (after 100 phone calls complaining about disturbance of the peace by night by screaming girls in front of one special house)

;)

[monello198]

ha ha

oh Isi

the girls are squealing..

not screaming..

simple typo in the official report

;-}

[catminima]

LOL

Maybe the screaming crowd outside drowned out the squeals coming from inside... ;)

[monello198]

That is the usual state of affairs..

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[monello198]

#69 - Most Discussed (Today)

#9 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music

#99 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music - Global

#51 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music

#28 - Top Rated (Today) - Music

on every other buggers videos someone else does this for them!!!

me?

i have to do it myself..

lol

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[monello198]

oh it's good to hit a nerve

lol

Mikee

x

[lukessummer]

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[monello198]

finally found how to spam me?

lol

take it outside guys...

mikee

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[baldyholly79]

Some very thought provoking lyrics Mikee, this must be what i have to look forward to when i get into my twilight years lol Class act bud.

[monello198]

bloody right mate, at my age it pays to advertise..

or at least beg..

lol

Mikee

;-}

[gangstaprangsta]

u suck u old piece of shit !

[monello198]

I most certainly do,

;-}

[iaco4ever]

Cin Cin Mikee * * * * * Sai Maikee many say that to say woman and as to say gives!! However thing we would do us men without women? This your is a beautiful song to remember the day of St. Valentine to everybody and of as needs to love the people to us dear! Rich Mikee Strabvolgentemente this your song!!5/5 * a hi from Pino!

[monello198]

Thank you Pino

Mikee

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[Rumpep]

Know what - I reckon you would have more success if you changed your sexual

preferences - just checking on the ratio of

the sexes response to your video.

[monello198]

I'm more than happy with my sexual preferences..

More than happy !!

The only reason more men than women watch my videos is that women are to busy cooking and cleaning..

lol

;-}

[pickinpop]

jet fuel makes the plane fly, but pussy made me get on the plane so its a powerful force

[monello198]

stronger than gravity mate

lol

;-}

[Rumpep]

oh mikee you are so glib!

sure you don't need a new tip on the cue

[monello198]

nope , not worn it down yet..

;-}

[Rumpep]

And I thought you must be in the bedroom whittling down the queue,

lol

[monello198]

very good, only i believe it's spelt cue in this euphemism

lol

;-}

[swellmusik]

You are a natural, wot film ? i got a few but i am not ploughin through , was a day at the races.... antway i reckon you are right 5*

[monello198]

I don't tyhink it was in a film, i think it was a general quote..

but i'm sure some googlehead will correct me

lol

Monello is always right

lol

;-}

[swellmusik]

Just starting another glass, off work tomm so dont ave to worry.... nice... got the box set and its stayin in the box for now, workin my way through the Mighty Boosh (got the full DVD set for Xmas, its one of those things you love or are indiff to but I like it !!!!!!!!!!!

[monello198]

i'm indifferent but my daughter likes 'em..

Don't you use 4OD ?

;-}

[swellmusik]

Wots that ?

[monello198]

4OD..

Channel 4 On Demand

You can watch All the old shows of all their tv shows anytime for free..

I just spent last week rewatching Green Wing (the best tv comedy EVER)

Just register and away you go..

God now i'm doing testimonials

lol

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[swellmusik]

Oh thanks Mikee

[Rumpep]

Well you can't blame a man for trying -

how long is the queue now?

Barbara

[monello198]

I just let the cat in..

That was the only pussy on my doorstep

sigh.......

lol

;-}

[hoffmann9471]

Sehr humorvoll !

Wunderbar !!!

5*****

[monello198]

thank you onkel..

very generous

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[TexasHighDef]

Aahahahaaa!!!  Great Job!! Thanks!*****Duke

[monello198]

Thanks Duke..

;-}

[sherrywine1941]

Hi Mikee..I just checked the queue outside your door and It was just to long to wait. Besides I'd probably hurt you. LMAO (5*) Sherry

PS..You got to remember though..Older women make better lovers...(smiles)

[monello198]

It's true what they say about older women, but that's because each time might be the last time

lol

hmm.... I think i feel a song coming on..

Mikee

x

[EdMuirton]

Haha! Great song Mikee! I know what you mean mate! I have this theory on sex. You only get given so much in a lifetime, and frankly, I've used all of mine up! I did'nt know man! They did'nt tell me till it was to late! lol. It used to be sex and drugs and rock'n'roll! Now it's only nothing and drugs and rock'n'roll! Ain't quite the same appeal mate! lol. Cheers Mikee!

[monello198]

Thank Ed,

I'm not even half way through my allocation, seem like some of us got a better deal

lol

but at least you can take solace with Mrs Hand and her five charming daughters

;-}

[hallbe]

Pussy Galore....ha ha! Now I have to watch that movie again! ;-)

[monello198]

Cheers mate..

You know it's been years since i saw it either..

Get the pop corn out

;-}

[tc71291]

LOL .. you still crack me up

[monello198]

Thanks Tommy..

likewise..

Mikee

;-}

[CherrisVids]

LOL !!

Thanks to catminima for sharing !!

[monello198]

thanks..

strange, Isi said she'd never share me

lol

;-}

[catminima]

My girlfriends and me just share everything... lol

;)

[monello198]

Oh my god !!!

orderly queue please

lol

;-}

[beachfrontal]

So!!! all the women on you tube are after yooooooo, then hahahaha,what a prize. Mikee I love to read your lead -ins. they are pure entertainment, ever thought of going into comedy, YES seriously, I think you would make a great scriptwriter.55555.(your songwriting is unsurpassed too.

[monello198]

i did consider comedy script writing.. i even applied to Gordon Borown for a job as speech writer, but they said i wasn't funny enough

lol

Cheers mate..

Mikee

;-}

[vegasdaddy17]

Nifty bit of guitar work on this 1 Mikee..and you are spot on with the Lyrics!...can't beat a drop of the red stuff!...LOL...

[monello198]

cheers Billy..

Nice little tune..

beat red stuff?

you can try..

but you'll get splashed

lol

Mikee

ps ,, how was the rugby?

[vegasdaddy17]

Watched the 2 games in the pub...Dissapointed!...Bloody good day out tho'...Feeling a bit Brian Clough! today...LOL...

[monello198]

never mind mate..

next week hey?

i hear Asda do an excellent range of wooden spoons

lol

;-}

[vegasdaddy17]

I know!...We get a discount!...LOL...

[monello198]

lol

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[bigbeninjax]

Mikee, one of the best ever! You gotta love a song that makes reference to Goldfinger and Groucho all at the same time. And you gotta love those pregnant pauses on the guitar....hmmm, maybe I shouldn't mention pregnant in the context of this song.

[monello198]

Ben dear boy...

3 great cultural icons (including me) in one song..

Stunning !!!

eyethangyew !

Mikee

;-}

[bigbeninjax]

And all three with similar egos....I detect a pattern. ;-)

[kentishbloke]

Pussy Galore lol...You're on a roll this week mate. Rizzlas and Merlot seem a productive combination :-}

[monello198]

bugger it!!!.

Let's declare this coming week as Monello Week !!!

Save everyone time..

ps.. love the way you spell Rizla..

ask Max but in I talian you're close to sticking it up !!!!

lol

Mikee

Cheers mate

;-]

[tps607]

I prefer Harpo's outlook: Honk! Honk!

[monello198]

Then shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh..

lol

;-}

[gerdenshed]

Great guitar work my friend 5*s from me :-)

Mark...

[monello198]

Thank you Mark..

i love it when people notice i play guitar..

5***** stars back at you for that..

Mikee

;-}

[lukessummer]

Is there any possibility that this could qualify as a grant-aided project?

[monello198]

God !!!!!

How did i not think of that !!!

of course !!!

Maybe be i could also get sponorship from Odd Bins ..

lol

Thanks mate

;-}

[lukessummer]

If indeed it does, I would like, at this early opportunity, to put myself forward as your assistant.

I will of course need remuneration for my services (Pension plan, free health care etc., etc.)

OHH! ...and a title; got to have a title!!!

How about "Royal Taster"? (Cough!)

(I'm taking this to far aren't I?)

[monello198]

You've got admire a man who want a job title and a pension for taking sloppy seconds..

lol

;-}

[catminima]

Close your eyes and think of England... ;)

Nice to see you Lee! :)

[monello198]

That's Isi for you to say, you're not even English

lol

;-}

[catminima]

But thinking of England often... ;)

[monello198]

Darling..

I'm not allowed to be English !!

That right has been removed from me and all Englishmen..

I did originally start to typye a rant..

but..

It's not your fault..

I'm flattered that you think of England when you recline..

lol

;-}

[catminima]

I didn't speak of reclining... lol

When I think of England, I remember pub crawls, breakfast sausages (love them)... and rainy nights in permeable on-man tents... ;)

[monello198]

permeable on-man tents?

So you spent some time in Liverpool then?

;-}

[catminima]

LOL

Just saw my typo... should read "one-man tents"

Rather Cambridge... though totally wet... best folk festival ever! :)

[monello198]

bloody yoghurt weavers..

Is it true they all put on a West country accent when they talk?

lol

;-}

[Rumpep]

Hi isolde

Do you think we should pool our money and buy him a box of tissues

[catminima]

Hi Barbara :)

LOL... good idea!

No... wait... let's raise a fund for midlife-crisis concerned...

Aren't we wonderfully caring? ;)

[monello198]

I'm not proud..

I'll take the money

lol

;-}

[bigbeninjax]

Pension, too? Now I know why the economy is so tough in Ireland....all those expected overpriced, union perks! Heck, I'd take that job for minimum wage!

[lukessummer]

Minimum wage Ben?...right, I see the ante has been raised in the bidding war for the assistant's job.

Mikee, I will PAY YOU £100 English pounds (and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon) per week.

Hah!!! beat that Ben. (When do I start Mikee?)

[monello198]

Make it a case of Merlot and we have the opening of a negotiation.. However I must say that when I wrote this song I did rather anticipate bartering and negotiating with women..

Not men !!!

Lol

Mikee

[bigbeninjax]

They still make the English pound??? LOL. I thought Belgium said they couldn't use those anymore. Hey, I've got some punts around here that I saved from one of my trips...probably worth more! So, I'll see your bid and raise you an Octopussy!

[lukessummer]

I think your bluffing Ben - I re-raise you "Pussy Galore"

[bigbeninjax]

Don't play poker with me, Lukessummer.  See the video responses above!

[bigbeninjax]

That's my little octopussy.

[sproutcentral]

Another gem Mikee...They say it pays to advertise...so good luck Romeo...5 lonely hearts from me...lol

[monello198]

Not holding my breath but i've got my fingers crossed

lol

;-}

[catminima]

The girls will beat a path to your door! See you next month then... lol

Great song Mikee... nice tune too!

5*****

;)

[monello198]

Thanks Isi.. Beat a path to my door?? they haven't so far!!! Ladies this your LAST (ish) chance.. Thanks for your comment on the music.. Much appreciated.. Don't stand in the queue girl.. You have an all access pass.. Elbow your way to the front of the queue.. lol Mikee x

[catminima]

I guess it's because of the wine I'm bringing... lol

:x

[monello198]

WELL DOOOOOOH

;-}

[HellbillyRon]

another hit...

you dirty bastard...

lol

[monello198]

Do you mind!!!

this is a serious scientific experiment..

i could be on the verge of a breakthrough here !!!!

anyway..

youve gotta try

lol

;-}

[HellbillyRon]

oh, sorry...

well let me know how it works out...

did James Bond have a sidekick??

keep me in mind if the line at your door gets too long...

[weeyin1155]

Hey, where are you monello - off checking for all those Emails. Suppose we won`t be getting any reply to this for a while huh? LOL Stars and hugs..Jan and Susan. x

[monello198]

you didn't make it till 4th today..

you're slipping

lol

Thank you girls..

made a note of the e-mail address?

lol

;-}

[weeyin1155]

Sorry about being 4th. We`ve been checking out our Emails as we beat you on posting a song along the lines of this subject!

LOL :0)

[lfctwentytwo]

jesus christ your drinking again :| lol its never too early for you is it haha another brilliant song from monello damn genious

[monello198]

dear boy it's not that it's too early to drink..

you miss the obvious fact that i'm still drinking from yesterday.. the day before..the day before.. Ad infinitum..

Got to have something to do when i'm not feeding the cat..

Great piano work mate..

mikee

;-}

[Banjing18]

eurgh

[monello198]

Well what did you expect from me

after all these years?

you are still surprised??

i know..

i'm a totally embaressment..

See you tomorrow darling..

xx

[KidnapDeath]

AAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[monello198]

You are NOT !!!!! to apply

lol

;-}

[KidnapDeath]

one question

how many chicks do you bang lets say .. per minute?

watch out from STDs mon :l

[monello198]

Dear boy..

a gentleman never discusses such matters..

You know i actually had to google STD's to find out what you were talking about..

Good to see you're reading the pamphlets..

lol

Glad you're back mate..

Mikee (Dad)

;-}