On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
BIRD AND MACDONALD ARE BACK!!! THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS OF "THE WORLD'S DIRTIEST SONG" A/K/A "THE ASSUMPTION SONG". STOP "JACKIN' OFF" AND GET THE ORIGINAL "DUKES OF DISGUSTING" ALBUM ON ITUNES NOW. IT WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE ON MANY OTHER RETAIL ONLINE SITES SOON.
The song "Sweet Violets" was recorded by Dina Shore waaaay back in 1951 and was the FIRST version of this song ever made! The ORIGINAL lyrics are by Cy Coben and Charles Grean!
"Sweet Violets" is the song that inspired this song! Same Melody, just a little more vulgar in the lyrics department!
You think they're going to say (in order) Cock Dick Whore Ass (IDK about the eye thing) Cock (Again, IDK) (-.- IDK alot) Dick Crotch Yeah, that's the dirty assumtion song. Fuck Shit
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Nah im fine please I don't like to swear it's not nice. And your not nice either so i guess i can use bad words on bad people. SO FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKEN PRICK TAKE UR CUNT BACK TO ASIA
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why dotn u taker ur ass back to gay land u dam racist bitcju know u wanna knock up those guys go home and think about what uve just said u just got owned o and u probably dont know what that word means
My friends sing this!! It's weird....
joshhutchersonpeeta 1 month ago
Love it
cuppycakegrl13 1 month ago
Funny-
internet932 1 month ago
"If you think this is dirty, you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!" lol Love that part
mcgyvr2009i 1 month ago
lol my friend sings this in class all the time. . . .
aaliyahluvspandas123 1 month ago
Well obviously this wasn't it.
slash8915 2 months ago
I agree. The laughing ruined it. Very annoying.
slash8915 2 months ago
The fake laughter ruins it :L
MazzieLOVEjedward 3 months ago
umm..disturbing..i just wanted to listen to a clean country song!!
caligurl163 3 months ago
I wonder what the kid was dowith his hand
TheOtherSideOfTV 3 months ago
its the Assumption song not the farmers daughter
Reach4868 4 months ago
@Reach4868 Well, The ASSUMPTION song is uploaded AFTER this
SoftPrograms 4 months ago
@Reach4868 I'm sorry, It is the assumption song!
SoftPrograms 4 months ago
@CAirsofting do u not kno wat assumption means?
MJ47106 4 months ago
Cracking up # lol
CookieeBearr03 4 months ago
wtf this us called the assumption song
CAirsofting 5 months ago
the assumption song
XD
alien16759 6 months ago
ffunny wait no hillaros
TheGgloria1 6 months ago
HhHhHahahahaha!!
sparklesrock99 6 months ago
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On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
Thecuponkkid11 6 months ago
@Thecuponkkid11 this is so stupid its not real!!
halloweenteen 6 months ago
@Thecuponkkid11 haha yea sure...
Monshteiner 6 months ago
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On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
lilcrazyserb 7 months ago
Well this really DOES make you assume these things..
McDowellGrandex 7 months ago
There once was a farmer who lived on a rock
tlptaz1 7 months ago
that isnt a eye
shotgunind 7 months ago
@shotgunind yes it is its colsed and she has pink/red eyeshadow you retard
44Millz 6 months ago
I still jacked off to thus
opredlunar 7 months ago
lol..funny
lorri31 7 months ago
19 people had to go fuck themselves XD
theflyingmonkey145 7 months ago
omg hahaha love it
lossser1 7 months ago
lol the rhymes get thrown off with something else xD
GarySpatzScam 7 months ago
@GarySpatzScam no, really? would you like a trophy? stupid...
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Thumbs up for the farmers wife !
jspeterkol 7 months ago
wtf?
mizshoppah 7 months ago
Thumbs up for the farmer!
ToniPgurl 7 months ago
there was an old farmer that lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his
fist at some boys who were down by crick there feet in the water their hands on there marbles
i was thinkin the rong stuff was gonna happen
BALISTICsNIPerZ 7 months ago
damn, show this song to a 5 years old kid and compare his answers with urs... OLD PPLS ARE PERVERTED! xD
BojanHammer 7 months ago 14
@BojanHammer
More like 5 year olds are stupid. *cough*
TehCrazyMilk 1 month ago
hahah
XXXEvilElmoxxx 7 months ago
i like 1:08 u see that lump thats count crotchulas crotch
mrpaintballdude1 8 months ago
Too funny!
sachaput 8 months ago
hahahaha
samsrkewl 8 months ago
i sang all that he didn't ha ha ha h!!!!!
jungie0213 8 months ago
Press 8 "Boomin' So Quick"!
HavocCrusader 8 months ago
The best version if al in my opinion. ... Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg ROFL!!!!???
XchickenHD 8 months ago
LMAO ME FRIENDS KEEP SINGING THIS!!!!!
xXOliSykesXx1 9 months ago
Lol me and my friend were singing this in class and we got detention what a durty minded teacher we have LOL
emmaleighflores 9 months ago
This Is Exactly Like The Assumption Song!
flaka103100 9 months ago 2
@flaka103100 it is the assumption song
LOLLYandFRIENDS 8 months ago
@LOLLYandFRIENDS Oh lol jk I Already knew.
flaka103100 8 months ago
.Lolss 16 People OBVIOUSLY Dont Get Itt !
NaeGotBeauty 9 months ago
. . . Showss Jus How NASTY & Disturbes MY Mindd Iss
NaeGotBeauty 9 months ago
Cool
Operationsheep 9 months ago
Go to 1:13 it shows a pussy!!!!
TheFamilyGuyShow887 9 months ago
@TheFamilyGuyShow887 lol its a dog tounge broseph.
xcrackmuffinsx 8 months ago
@TheFamilyGuyShow887 its the doggy tongue
LOLLYandFRIENDS 8 months ago
@TheFamilyGuyShow887 its underwear.. chillax brah.
ninjax261 6 months ago
The laughing RUINED it!!! >:-(
benyalich 9 months ago
Dude that made me die I was laughing so hard
gjscooll2123 9 months ago
Holy Fucking Shit
zamm0rock 9 months ago
THE LAUHGING FAILS, and it gives away what it WOULD be :( FAIL i prefer the other one
bexroxmysox 10 months ago
this is a remake of the assuption song..
Lindseyleetackaberry 10 months ago
@Lindseyleetackaberry nope, its the same song.
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I know every word to this song. Thumbs up if you do too!!
wuftime10 11 months ago
I prefer the real video but not bad
onlycrit1995 1 year ago 43
ROFL.
Butterscotch0193 1 year ago
OMG I CRAPED MYSELF!
Chihuahua995 1 year ago
I know who made the original assuption song
Nmcdaniel9 1 year ago
Epic
crazypplzrock56 1 year ago
lol best video on you tube right here..hahahahaha
casey3601 1 year ago
boring bitch
XxMaryjaneViloriaXx 1 year ago
XD XD i wach this 20 times over!
rickythegreaetist 1 year ago
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BIRD AND MACDONALD ARE BACK!!! THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS OF "THE WORLD'S DIRTIEST SONG" A/K/A "THE ASSUMPTION SONG". STOP "JACKIN' OFF" AND GET THE ORIGINAL "DUKES OF DISGUSTING" ALBUM ON ITUNES NOW. IT WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE ON MANY OTHER RETAIL ONLINE SITES SOON.
madley1 1 year ago
i cant find the dirty one of this FUCK!
xKiNgSx88x 1 year ago
haaha awwsommme guys hahaha makes me laugh every time hahaa !!LOL:)
snailiz 1 year ago
13 people F**ked themselves lol
xXSk8RChIcK12Xx 1 year ago
LMFAO! Nice one!
LordStoneRaven 1 year ago
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The song "Sweet Violets" was recorded by Dina Shore waaaay back in 1951 and was the FIRST version of this song ever made! The ORIGINAL lyrics are by Cy Coben and Charles Grean!
"Sweet Violets" is the song that inspired this song! Same Melody, just a little more vulgar in the lyrics department!
casinobowling 1 year ago
I always Understand "there was an old farmer who lived on Iraq :D who else?
SnipeLarkin 1 year ago
@SnipeLarkin A ROCK
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12 people can go fuck themselves
cvo1997 1 year ago
ahaah funny.
IlyGabywaby771 1 year ago
Is it the dogs tonge at 1:14 or her vigina? lol
112Clarkey112 1 year ago
@112Clarkey112 Haha I got confused to, but its the tongue.
beatriceduran 1 year ago
Hilarious (:
britt191 1 year ago
lmfao ...whoever disliked no sense a humour lol
Gr8Sean1 1 year ago
If you read just the lyrics without the music, its just a plain story!...its the rhyming key that makes it good! :)
theblackdahlia88 1 year ago
omg that is sooooo funny!!!!!!!
97ec022 1 year ago
funny vid an song.
littlemissmumsy 1 year ago
Lmao.
ilymiley123 1 year ago 2
If you memorised the whole fucking song...THUMBS UP!!! :)
yungahshocksz1 1 year ago 79
@yungahshocksz1 I'd actually sing it with my friend and then we'd start cracking up. :P
angel59devil 5 months ago
@yungahshocksz1 i wrote down the lyrics and memorized it while writing it! XD
iluvthesums 4 months ago
lol haha wow
danideedanielle 1 year ago
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what did he mean by "laces"?
tails12993 1 year ago
What rhymes with hut
Mioiscool401 1 year ago
@Mioiscool401 the song says hunt, also butt rymes with hut i supose
bam6470 1 year ago
finaly foud the proper video clip..
well.. i hope this is it, havent watched it yet but could also just be 1 sum1 made
kritius3 1 year ago
haha! thats clever
TheAbyt967 1 year ago
this is called the assu,ption song :OOO
shaunnamariehyde 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheDarkness136 1 year ago
Lol:)
sachinvram 1 year ago
they sure have a lot of remakes and stuff
o.O
MySoulDecays 1 year ago 2
i like the one that has stickfigures in it, but this is still funny
godliikekyle 1 year ago
XD!
ItsComplicated101 1 year ago
Hahaha!$!!!!!!!!!'
7412574125 1 year ago
holy shit xD
Reaper8365 1 year ago
damn
i thought it was going to be pervy!
grrr
>.>
xXxdarkxdeathxXx 2 years ago 2
@xXxdarkxdeathxXx xD
Tyrasth 1 year ago
i swear the wurzzles done the original for this song good tho
ford6810 2 years ago
the version i know is "there once was a farmer who sat on a brick"...anyone else heard that 1?
sheepshagginbastard 2 years ago
@sheepshagginbastard yes
FLAVOREDRAMBO100 1 year ago
This is the assumption song Not the Farmers daughter..
Fresh525 2 years ago
funniest song ive ever heard
2310tasha 2 years ago
isn't the third line "some boys who were down by the crick"?
lisalisaredhead 2 years ago
"down by the CREEK" but he pronounced it "crick"
yellowpussykat 2 years ago
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her COOKIES that she had left out on the shelf.
LMMFAO
scuzzleBUTT15 2 years ago
it's called the assumption song
HAL0G0D709 2 years ago
LMAO
SexyZarish 2 years ago
funny a** song
867taylor 2 years ago
lol i liek it im gonna sing at school
morbidchild28 2 years ago
Thats a dangerous song
NinjaBlissity 2 years ago
this is AWESOMEEE
tjbruins101 2 years ago 2
nice text.. like these kinds of songs:D
Dussel1993 2 years ago 3
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kyleadams8 2 years ago
"If you this is dirty than goe F*** yourself"
PaleontologyExpert 2 years ago
Good fun song
Marku91 2 years ago
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
lollipop1lover 2 years ago
the laughing makes me laugh too
nitemarewolfslayn 2 years ago 76
Hhahahahaha... thats funny...
ADrunkHippe0xboxlive 2 years ago
at 1:15 is that suppose to be the dog's tongue or what?
James1Wise 2 years ago
yes its supposed to be the toungue
nitemarewolfslayn 2 years ago
yes
JewishPeacock 2 years ago 2
ok its called "the Assumption song" because you assume its gonna say something dirty. not the farmers daughter. ASSUMPTION SONG!
superbob1224 2 years ago
Lolz soo funny its so i dont know lolz!!
FootballCutie123 2 years ago
hahhahahahhahahahhahahaha
diondai1 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
gangstayakuza 2 years ago
o my......
daphne127yuotube1999 2 years ago 3
Well, thats diturbing. Man who could such a perv, but genus.
15blt 2 years ago
You forgot a few letters there. Here, you can borrow mine: s be it's i
ferrek343 2 years ago 3
ultimatemew12 2 years ago
I think for the ones where you didn't know, they assumed you would expect "cunt", "cunt" again, and then "tits".
WOW that was the dirtiest thing I've ever typed.
Samuijin 2 years ago
heh heh
ultimatemew12 2 years ago
sirmoosalot22 2 years ago 2
at the eye part, you expect the guy to say "while she was rubbing her cunt"
067077 2 years ago
IDK what a cunt is... TT-TT I dumb...
ultimatemew12 2 years ago 2
a vagina...
o.o
Morningdew1435 2 years ago
sooo funny it makes u think soo wrong lewl lmfa0!!!! genius!!!
VNGM857 2 years ago 4
stop being fucking rasest man u guys should be ashamed of ur selves
mj4life33 2 years ago 2
you should be ashamed of your spelling
llNyxxll 2 years ago 2
Lmao. Funny x]
iRawrChuBehBeh 2 years ago 4
LOL FUNNY
eopeople1 2 years ago 4
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TBH i think your all sad for replying backto comments :S
Sexcigal453 2 years ago
1:18 look at her legs
falenhope 2 years ago
haha
4214riderz 2 years ago
dis is nasssssssssssttttttttttyyyyyyy
skinnyjeans116 2 years ago
hahaha! brilliant!
i lovelove tha song n tha original vid
buh hu eva made dis vid iz a fukin genis!
its evn durtier than tha orginal
as i sed b4... fukin BRILLIANT! :D:D
KAYdoyouwanacupofTEE 2 years ago 3
this is one nasty video but is hilarious
babydolloranges 2 years ago
0:26 :L
paulmay2009 2 years ago
it is so nasty..the ending said... if u think this is dirty, u cud go F**k urself!!
cuteenel 2 years ago
Then why don't u go f*** yourself?
fab200795 2 years ago
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cuz i dont fuckin want to bitch.
cuteenel 2 years ago
1) im a male.
2) I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T COMMENT OR RATE JUST FUCK OFF
fab200795 2 years ago
u fuck off too..... asshole
cuteenel 2 years ago
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Nah im fine please I don't like to swear it's not nice. And your not nice either so i guess i can use bad words on bad people. SO FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKEN PRICK TAKE UR CUNT BACK TO ASIA
fab200795 2 years ago
then why are u swearing then? do u even know if im asian? i dont really swear but i need to ryt now so FUCK OFF BITCH!
cuteenel 2 years ago
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why dotn u taker ur ass back to gay land u dam racist bitcju know u wanna knock up those guys go home and think about what uve just said u just got owned o and u probably dont know what that word means
mj4life33 2 years ago
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wat?!? do u even know if im asian?
and also.... how old are u 5 years old? are u a girl or a boy?
cuteenel 2 years ago
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No idc if ur asian or not but go over there so I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKEN PUT UP WITH YOU.
and about myage wouldn't you like to know oO
fab200795 2 years ago
project britain hilarity mission successful! best song evaa it was the dogs tongue but who cares its a load of fun! sum of u r pussys
tennisnfooty4evaa 2 years ago
This is the assumption by the arrogant worms yo.
FunsizeKaren 2 years ago
hahaha xD
wctje777 2 years ago
did u see the girls thing when she was holding her dog? Its not part of her dog! Thats nasty!
Elmoawesome99 2 years ago
it was the dogs tongue
wow, you must be 9 years old or something
lolctusachina 2 years ago 3
That was the doug's tongue, dumbass.
darkbloodmay 2 years ago
Its the dog's tongue smart one..
Think Alittle..
Gawd..
AubreyBreanneJonas 2 years ago
the eye looked nasty eeeww!
Elmoawesome99 2 years ago
Are you 6 years old?
darkbloodmay 2 years ago
google pussy without safe search
vonvon101lol 2 years ago
cock
iloveeggs2k8 2 years ago
i LOVE stalking ppl
LoveToStalkYa 2 years ago