@god42069 umm id love you to say that to me your problably a fatass living with ur mom a active duty infantryman 2nd id you know when it comes down to it you seem like the type of guy who whines all the fucking time if you still wana say something about the army go out to a army navy store or where ever u can get a bag back pack or whatever put 60 pounds in it tell yourself your going to do a 12 mile and problably die before you even hit the quarter mile mark now do that and come back and talk
Haha this song's about your sister's and mom's being on the rag, cause me and John Valby have fucked all them stupid fat and skinny bitches, all of em cept for the niggers. I squeezed your sister's boobs and fucked her up her asshole, WITHOUT ANY LUBE. CAuse i"m a bad mother fucker like that. Your all faggots. Specially the ones who suck their dad's off and leave gay comments on John Valby Videos. John Valby raped your sister and mom you fucking coney cruisers. FUck America. You tainted stains.
@bcrichplayer88 The Army and The Navy Blow each other at night time. It's a well known secret, they're all cock touching america haters. Fucking Nigger Stain. Best part of you ran down the crack of your dad's dick and ended up in the milk maid. Your a scum bag, even your dad thinks so. Fuck you and the rest of your america hating niggers.
i have been singing his songs since i was 10 and i just turned 32 this year.... (gotta love having older brothers and being the youngest and only girl!)
FUCKIN' COMICAL GENIUS!!!!!!!!! I grew up in Buffalo where his hometown is and I have seen him live and I almost had to be take to the E.R. for oxygen since I was laughing so hard. THIS GUY IS THE BEST!!!!!!
Thanks for putting this up! I first heard this song when I was a kid and LOL it was a long time before I understood exactly what was so great about your "favorite date" calling you to let you know she got her period...
I love how he cracks himself up
Panorama1981 2 months ago 3
you can tell by the slime she a week a head of time!!!
chiefpotowomut 2 months ago
@god42069 umm id love you to say that to me your problably a fatass living with ur mom a active duty infantryman 2nd id you know when it comes down to it you seem like the type of guy who whines all the fucking time if you still wana say something about the army go out to a army navy store or where ever u can get a bag back pack or whatever put 60 pounds in it tell yourself your going to do a 12 mile and problably die before you even hit the quarter mile mark now do that and come back and talk
bcrichplayer88 4 months ago
Haha this song's about your sister's and mom's being on the rag, cause me and John Valby have fucked all them stupid fat and skinny bitches, all of em cept for the niggers. I squeezed your sister's boobs and fucked her up her asshole, WITHOUT ANY LUBE. CAuse i"m a bad mother fucker like that. Your all faggots. Specially the ones who suck their dad's off and leave gay comments on John Valby Videos. John Valby raped your sister and mom you fucking coney cruisers. FUck America. You tainted stains.
god42069 4 months ago
what is this a parody of
jkm555 4 months ago
Ponyboy17: both army and navy suck. GO MARINE CORE BITCHEZZZ
hman588 5 months ago
why did they have to parody army goes rolling along
bcrichplayer88 6 months ago
@bcrichplayer88 Because the army sucks.
GO NAVY!!!
Ponyboy8877 5 months ago
@Ponyboy8877 yeah go navy suck on the army infantrys balls hooah FOLLOW ME!!1
bcrichplayer88 4 months ago
@bcrichplayer88 The Army and The Navy Blow each other at night time. It's a well known secret, they're all cock touching america haters. Fucking Nigger Stain. Best part of you ran down the crack of your dad's dick and ended up in the milk maid. Your a scum bag, even your dad thinks so. Fuck you and the rest of your america hating niggers.
god42069 4 months ago
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@Ponyboy8877 yeah go navy suck on the army infantrys balls hooah FOLLOW ME!! 2ND ID 3/2
bcrichplayer88 4 months ago
you can tell by the stench that there's trouble up her trench when the end of the month rolls around!
jadedmastermind 7 months ago 3
offensive, but funny!
kidtruckerterpenning 8 months ago
You can tell by the smell that you need to run like hell....my version of that lyric....
ACharliefan 9 months ago
Reminds me of how much i dread my mom's time of the month....john valby you are fucking amazing!!!!
ACharliefan 9 months ago
Dr Dirty is the man!!!!
BronxNYE206St 9 months ago
You can tell by the stench that there's trouble in the trench.
mzmadmike 10 months ago
hes fucking funny I love him lol
lorac4760 10 months ago
OMG cant believe he is still around... we used to laugh our asses off listening to him back in the 70s
raineymimi8 11 months ago
Where is his piano ? that's not it, his has an assload of bumper stickers on it !
djwalt8 11 months ago
I wish I could see him live just once!
coachsiegal 1 year ago
You will know from the stink that your dick will come out pink...
Dristarg 1 year ago 4
how about..."you can bet, it aint sweat, when her underwear is wet as the eotm rolls around...."
ZubudMan 1 year ago 5
This guy is so funney
raycity2 1 year ago
Useless American cunts
shnos 1 year ago
i have been singing his songs since i was 10 and i just turned 32 this year.... (gotta love having older brothers and being the youngest and only girl!)
De4dB0Lt 1 year ago
The dud that's always singing in the garage in T-Hawk when you're cooking!
dpamike 1 year ago
Go to women's liberation protest and play this....fucking beautiful!......how it's all so true at what Valby sings about.
MRMILO57 1 year ago
my boyfriend sang this song to me.. i thought it was hilarious actually:) great song, it's so true
freakonaleash180 1 year ago
It is so much funnier now that I can relate to it. I love sex, but I look forward to the end of the month.
Pitviper1979 1 year ago
where can i find the ariganale eat bite,im dieng for it
clwnlvngrl 1 year ago
@clwnlvngrl
coonlyncher 1 year ago
the best part is john cracking himself up and he almost can never finish a line
frunkiss 1 year ago
Thanks for posting this!!!! I've heard this since I was young and never knew who it was!!! SWEEEET!
(girls just don't get why this is SOOOO funny)
jackkedrabbit 1 year ago
FUCKIN' COMICAL GENIUS!!!!!!!!! I grew up in Buffalo where his hometown is and I have seen him live and I almost had to be take to the E.R. for oxygen since I was laughing so hard. THIS GUY IS THE BEST!!!!!!
zunidoll2 2 years ago
you can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink.
lol
thanks Dr. Dirt for all the good times!!!!
LadyMoondancer 2 years ago 3
!!!
ShootToLuna 2 years ago
@ShootToLuna If you don't get this then don't watch him.
zunidoll2 2 years ago
Hey, what the heck? I freaking love John Valby, I just thought it was better to put simple explaination marks then actual words. Calm yourself down.
ShootToLuna 2 years ago
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ShootToLuna 2 years ago
Thanks for putting this up! I first heard this song when I was a kid and LOL it was a long time before I understood exactly what was so great about your "favorite date" calling you to let you know she got her period...
johnclavis 2 years ago 3
My favorite song by him, but terrible sound quality to this vid. But thanks for the upload though, Valby is awesome.
xxxDirge 2 years ago 9
Good ol' Doctor Dirty still performing after all these years.
mrgears 2 years ago 18
We saw him over twenty years ago - and he's still getting women to take off their shirts!
teriandjack 2 years ago 5
Filmed at Sidesplitters in Florida but uses a shot of the audience at Toads in New Haven, CT. Interesting editing.
DrDirtyJr 2 years ago 3
Dr. Dirty hasn't aged a day in about fifteen years.
How about the Notre Dame fight song "Stand up and cheer for girls who give head?" Let's see that one on video.
LoSamZayin 2 years ago 2
I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this!
KayEnDub 2 years ago 5
this guy is becoming one of my fav new comedians
amccomas247 2 years ago 5