Russian Special Forces

[funkster505]

That's an english accent, not American.

[RedlineR24]

Press 1: for wet hands

Press 2: for ...... I dont really know what is that

Press 4: for swimming idiot

Press 8: for slow motion punch

And finally 9 for "self slap"

[softair1231]

click 0:01 fast again

[suicidaldefect1]

click 0:10 really fast

[nexonlegit]

wait wait WTF.

1. why is the guy at the right having fits, seizures and epidemics

2. and y would they use that in a special forces

3. y did the guy on the left get butt raped at the end

[xcjxyz]

WtF??????



[ChrisWindyBoy]

At 0:10 is the technique... lol

[proteus121170]

I think its what you would call a joke and its on you....their taking the piss,yes their brits and its Tae kwon do...all the clues are there...

[Harky88]

duude :-D those US special forces that try to look like Russians are silly, , they should acept the fact that they are pussies and will never have an idea what fighting is :-)

[G6600]

@Harky88 You can hear they those have brittisch accent :) They aint US.

[planefreak3]

They are members of the elite "Special" forces

[FedorCroCop44]

tkd sucks

[John87rus]

this shit is not Russian

[seabear145]

Same As Shit = s.a.s

not funny

[aknipe106]

this is a joke, english ppl dont no shit, btw they hav english accents so i think that wher theyre frm

[ThimplyTheBestht]

English people don't know shit? did you really try to type the end of that comment or did your mind just give up and make you mash the keyboard?

[aknipe106]

hmm, dont really no wtf ur talkin bout man.

i think i get it , and if its wat i think u meant,

did u bash the keyboard when u typed the end of ur username?

[proteus121170]

@aknipe106 we dont know shit....bite me..

[aknipe106]

@proteus121170 *crunch* a bit of a dusty taste :S

[freemanaa]

And why they speak on English  : )

[freemanaa]

There are no belts In special Forces.

It is not serious.

Especially special do not study shotokan karate.

[tehkid93]

LOOOOOL russian idiots

[MegaXOB]

they are NOT RUSSSIAN!!!!!!

[supasonicman]

FAGGOTS GO DIE.

[blkstang69911]

its from the uk and the guy obviously needs to practice...alot...

[agerhusrune]

this is shotokan karate

[oxblin]

Two morons.lol

[jaendos]

Americans really very much dumb if think that Russian in English talk

[G6600]

They are TKD guys. Just look at their kimonos.

[bkzunltd00]

@G6600 haha

you don't know shit

[NudeTrader]

TKD not karate - but still so funny!

[GnostosAgnostos]

they are NOT RUSSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DekriteN09]

what a horse shit lol

[megaboss1]

it's americans forces...

[FruityLoopsas]

Do you hear accent.... ths is UK.....

[verycrazyghoul]

This is fake, guys, I am russian and this "karate" is just worthless

[seth2745]

oh shit!! this guys are KGB for sure!!

[blazeStrongbahman]

Gay ass russians. What da fuck is that grow up losers...

[deliverykk]

super fake!

[Precrime06]

special ed wankers

[Hembosol]

:)))))

[efinlayson]

FAKE!!!!

[5kilz]

more looks like idiot special forces.

[Lingvos]

УБОГИЕ НА МОЗГ ЛЮДИ!!!

[B1GH0RSE]

O.O ..Well, I get the joke, though it's still kinda dissappointing..given the title and all...

[Heatliex24]

good use of the face to block his punch

[troyan647]

xD  nice

[gotpaincallme]

ha ha so funny

[shotojojo1986]

hahahahahahaha! Awesome acting.

[decameron67]

Here in Kazahstan our special forces use similar technique. The punch is first blocked by nose and then a we use chin to hit opponent in his knee...

[djanmin]

yo im kazahstanian and live in canada but no one knows where kaza is or even less what it is.

[xMuscles]

HAHAHAHAHA FOR ALL THE IDIOTS THAT DONT GET IT, ITS JOKE, it was hilarious though.

[udonodalents]

theyd have to be 12 years old or less

[coivictor]

Fake

[tarsonis10]

omg sooooooo fake

[enemywhitemilitant]

wtf was that shit

[michaeltaby]

i don't know why i can't like this technique

[crazy87jim]

wtf upside down!!!

[dremelinskov]

Not the best. Good, but not the best.

[gragrn]

Russian? With a cockney accent, must be a spy!

[Avaj78]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Great clip!!!

[Angerrred]

Its american actors have a fun, that all...

[ReDDDgo]

In Japan it was necessary to destroy peace inhabitants of two cities? To doom their posterity to tortures? In it there was a necessity? You the fanatic. Definitely.

[renegadekav]

fuckin forieners.

[fatkitchen17]

i like how so many foreigners can speak english, but mos of you lazy americans do nothing with your lives and criticize others

[Buinitzky]

Oh my fucking good, what the hell is the dam yankee talking about? if the soviets din't kick nazis ass at the WWII the be now a japan extencion

[Sereschka]

Fuck Off!!!!

[ReDDDgo]

no no no))

it is a method of american special forces.

u.s. special forces when see the Russian, shout "Russian go", then insert themselves into ass m-16 and pretend dead.

[justinstaw]

Lol thats why we beat your ass in the international sniper competitions

[ReDDDgo]

Why we fuck you in boxing, sambo, in other power single combats?

[justinstaw]

Lol you dont, what fantasy land are you living ing?

[ReDDDgo]

You live in the virtual world. We do our victories. We do not steal heroes as it is done by you. Your science, sports - the majority there emigrants who have grown and were trained in other countries.

[justinstaw]

So, talented people come here becasue were the best country in the world lol, do you think if some brilliant scientist was born in Russia he would stay in Russia where the government would steal his research or kill him if they thought it was dangerous? No, hed come to america where he would have opportunities.

And your not one 2 talk, Russia stole everything i has from Europe, you were a bunch of backward skin wearing barabrians when the europeans found you and you copied their culture.

[ReDDDgo]

To the talented scientist and the sportsman all the same where to work. They with the name and an origin glorifies the native land. Russia and the USSR - leaders in sports, a science etc. Why? If you speak that here kill them? You the idiot also have overeaten propagation. Why at us so it is a lot of talents if we such bad? You can not find worthy argument - shut up. At us many talented people. And to the full to realise itself they leaves.

[justinstaw]

I have no idea what youwere trying 2 say there lol, somthing about Americans killing civilians at the end. America doesnt intentionally kill civilians (exept in Veitname, and with the exeption of the nukes on japan). While those may not have been our proudest moments they both saved american lives. Japan showed no sign of surrendering and refused 2 even after the first bomb fell. It could have cost just as many american lives 2 invade the mainland than we took wit the bombs.

[ReDDDgo]

Nondeliberate - it is as? Blindly, casually poured out napalm tons on heads of peace people in villages? It is all made purposely. It is crimes against humanity. Both in Vietnam, and in Iraq both in Korea, and in Yugoslavia. Everywhere where Americans have visited there was a hatred to them which remains in generations and is transmitted with milk of mothers.

[justinstaw]

Really? Becasue last i checked Germany loved us...and we destroyed them. Hell Jaoan loves us to and we nuked them. No im pretty sure its you the world hates. Have you ever had an allie help you with any military operation besides WW2? No, becasue you have no friends, Russia is like the smelly kid on the playground. All your neighbors hate you becasue your a douch and there going to help us kick the shit out of you real soon XD

[ReDDDgo]

You are mistaken. I have other comparison.))) The USA it is similar to the moron-overage on a children's playground. The USA offends other children when Russia will turn away. And the USA cowardly escapes, when Russia notices, that the USA behave outrageously.

[justinstaw]

Lol when have we ever backed down from Russia? Never. We made oy our bitch In Cuba and Berlin. Haha we literaly wiped you off the map and you had 2 suck our dicks for money just to survive after the cold war XD

[ReDDDgo]

The USA has not won any war for all history.))) You speak about what victory? In Vietnam, in Korea, on Cuba, in Latin America etc. we fucked you. After 90 we have changed to the best, the USA are not present. The USA as was and remained a dinosaur who is necessary to nobody. The world varies, Russia has changed. The USA could not change and dies)))

[justinstaw]

Lol this is why Russians leave Russia for schooling.

Here are just a few wars America has won. The Revolutionary war, The War of 1812, The Spanish American War, The Cheroke Wars, WW1 (Russia lost that war by the way), WW2, We did win in Korea dumbass, thats why theres still a south Korea, we made you suck our dicks in Cuba, Beat Serbia in 92, We beat you in Afghanistan, We won in Desert Storm, the first Gulf war, and Grenada.

[justinstaw]

Hahaha and the only way youve changed is your trying to be more like the US, and failing horrbily, your still not a democracy and you still dont have a free press.

Anyone who argues that we didnt win the cold war is a pants on head retard who is lying to themselves. USA is still here, the Soviet Union isnt. Game over dipshit.

[ReDDDgo]

To be similar to the USA? Do not make laugh my slippers. The USA on the verge of crash, its financial system goes to pieces. The USA the soap bubble, ready to burst. The dollar is not provided by anything. Russia possesses huge resources, a strong science, huge territory, central geopolitical an arrangement. We are similar only to ourselves.

[justinstaw]

You are retarded is what you are. Your worse off than we are you ignorant fuck. Your stock market already crashed 3 months ago. You guys are screwed and your going 2 die trying to compete with us. Lol great, you have a lot of land, 2 bad half of it is frozen tundra and you people are to dam poor to afford adiquate farm machinary, thats why we still outproduce you in food XD.

[ReDDDgo]

You the idiot. The typical American ignoramus. Americans name for this reason stupid.))). Nobody tries to compete to you. We does that should do. And you try to slow down own crash, but it is impossible. In Russia people more richly, than in the USA. In Russia even the yard keeper and the pensioner has the second country house. To you in the American mass-media about it did not tell?)))

[justinstaw]

Hahaha are you high? Russia is a poor ass bumbfuck nation and you know it. I spent 2 weeks in Russia last year, dont lie to me, half the people in Moscow still live in the shitbag government houseing the commies built.

You GDP-per capita is only $15,800 dollars, the US is $48,000. Hahaha all your doiing is proveing my point when you lie, thenagain all you watch is Russian news so you probably dont know any better XD.

[ReDDDgo]

Do not say lies the louse)))

On the Internet it is a lot of materials which confirm, that you lie...

[justinstaw]

Your not even Russia are you? Lol saying "there are materials out there" doesnt make it so. Your obviously a braineashed little kid who has nothing left 2 argue so you just make shit up.

Show me 1 legitimate scholarly source that goes against what i just said.

[ReDDDgo]

"Legitimate scholarly source" on a cemetery where are buried a victim.

[justinstaw]

Lol wow you really are that brainwashed arn't you. Your so trained to not think for yourself that you believe this without any evidence whatsoever. Well you'll make a good little toy for your government thats for sure.

[ReDDDgo]

You speak about what washing? About daily washing in cnn, fox-news etc.? Check up the ears, on them it is wound a lot of noodles... In Russia everyone says that thinks, and in mass-media it is a lot of criticism of the government. In the USA speak-not speak, varies nothing, varies nothing. As there were hypocrites and thieves in the government, and remain. Have just for show caught one, but corruption reads off scale.

[justinstaw]

...oook well I have no idea what your saying but I'm pretty sure your just avoiding responding 2 my last post lol, you cant show me proff of what you said so all you do is babble aimlessly.

If you were critisizing our media for not rooting our corruption than you must be high. You media is censored dumbass, get over it. When was the last time a governmnet scandle appreaded in the news dickhead? Critisizing the government is a national pastime here dumbass. You've obviously watched CNN.

[ReDDDgo]

To deny senselessly. The lie has impregnated all spheres of your activity. You even have ceased to pay attention to lie. Perceive it as a part of your life. Pray on your new president that he has made something, and was not a screen behind which true players disappear. For a recognition the boldness is necessary, in the majority of Americans of it is not present.

[justinstaw]

I refuse 2 argue with a fanatic. Your talking but your not saying anything. You spout theories but no facts, and you insist on lie's that not even Russians would call truth. When you can do somthing other than regurgitate propoganda come see me.

[ReDDDgo]

The facts? Recollect the Ossetin on Fox-news. It not the fact?

[justinstaw]

No...i have no idea what your talking about, send me a link

[ReDDDgo]

The girl with mother to whom shut a mouth on a foks-news

They Ossetins who live in the USA, but were on a visit about time of an attack of Georgia for Tskhinvali

[ReDDDgo]

Democracy, parliament - you it wish to tell? Learn history, democracy and parliament and other was even before occurrence of the USA. You really ignoramus.

[justinstaw]

As for Veitname most of those killed were aiding the enemy.

But our crimes are nothing compaired to Russia. Stalin sold food stuffs overseas while his own population starved. You killed thousands of polish civilians and put them in mass graves following WW2, Russia killed hundreds of civilians trying 2 escape their side of Berlin, Russia killed thousands of political prisoners in its satilite states following the forming of the union. And lets also not forget the murder of Georgian civilians

[russian1mafia]

wow, stop denying it, AMERICA IS JUST AS BAD AS RUSSIA!!! both contrys do war crimes and u know it!

[ReDDDgo]

I live in Russia and was born in the USSR, my parents lived in the USSR, my grandfather was lost in WWII in fights with fascists. I know that I speak.

[ReDDDgo]

And still. To you not often tell, how killed the USA the talented people - "witch-hunt"? Or how many was lost in civil war in the USA. And why Lincoln it is possible to name bloody. And how many the USA have killed peace citizens in Japan, Vietnam, Korea, Latin America, Iraq, Yugoslavia etc. to the Thicket tell as malicious Russian killed in GULAG?)))

[Paulko89]

hahaha

[xyandex]

what a fuck is da shit?

[streetninja81]

LOL, next move is kick him in the fork.

[misha21018]

u talk too fuckin much assole

[civworx]

idiots

[DoubleJK]

Stupid...

[deeppunch]

Hilarious :)) FOTFL ... the whole thing ... the opponent steam train warmup :) lol... Is this from the Russian suicide squad :) how to throw yourself under the opponent and die.. or did he mean Russian 'special needs' forces :) Very dangerous and he can rest assured I won't be doing that :)

[Hvuntokrul]

)))) Even the name of the video has a mistake, and that is English !!! Who did it ???

Really funny still

[1corex1]

amercan idiot

[klsslk1981]

another american Shit!

[countsmyth]

English accent!

[K4zBeK]

idiots, this is not Russia! Did u hear it? It american language!

[clementchew]

straight poonch, straight poonch wtf lol.

[MOHCTP]

attention! russians is dangerous !

study russian language, . . .

[MOHCTP]

russian boy on right side )))

[tubebellator]

LMAO i don't need practice FTL

[Rsvohi]

...

[FadeIntoShadow]

That guy isnt russian...

[Comicsketcher]

sort of funny, but mostly wasted by the orange words.

[ssviator]

what? :P

[supercrazyyy]

LOL

[Skapatee]

so the red army use TaeKwondo as their closecombat fighting style coool

[iLove127]

hahaha...

[PukuTheBear]

That is hillarious. I looks staged but well done.

[curpin1000]

wtf is that even a youtube vid? DAMN!

[philapcrepair]

I wander.. why is it called russian special forces while they are british..

[DSkalashnikov]

Damn sukas this is not russian

[secerlema]

Majku vam jebem

[luciusnetheril]

So far I've heard only british accent and saw dudes in tae kwan do gis...So which part of it is russian?

[Ximon1986]

they are not russian..just a video that is called so..

[elio230708]

ahh... basura

[YovelYa]

ДИБИЛЫ!!!

[spayn]

english

[spayn]

boxing is not american even

[wally2296]

Then what is it?

[1019Dan1019]

stupid fucking americans

[darkmacry128]

too bad for you they aren t american

[wally2296]

They try to make fun of Russian fighting system yet Americans only having stupid boxing and wrestling.

[Dogmeat7]

boxing an wrestling? um buddy the U.S learns Matial Arts loo. infact they learn them all. like to see you go all Kun Fu with gear on your ass lol.

[wally2296]

You misunderstand. I am talking about that the US created boxing and wrestling and Russian created Spetsnaz, China made Wushu, Japan made judo etc. Also I don't need gear, I have trained well enough to defend myself should a combat situation arise. Oh and you for got the "g" in Kung Fu.

[Dogmeat7]

I'm talking about gear a solider carriers on him it's kind of hard to do some moves then again in combat your not going to face off in fightign style an the Marines train alot in wresting cause waht happens 80% of most fights end up on the ground. the U.S Military has learn much on hand to hand combat through history. the Pacifc has soem of the most fearst hand to hand in all of WW2.

[wally2296]

I joined the US army when I was 17 so I know what it's like to train in "full-battle-rattle" as it was so often called. And to be honest I don't really care much for Systema ,but to think that one's combat method is so much superior is absurd. I prefer not to use a set of techniques but rather instinctual force that has been honed to do what's necessary to subdue an aggressor and I do not claim to be invulnerable to defeat I just refuse to fail.

[Dogmeat7]

you guys do know these are British ppl right?

[darkmacry128]

okay do you make a difference between the british and the americans but no offense i prefere much more krav maga then systema they have better techniques for self defens in the street

systema is more military educational but does nothing when you are in the street

[entity3sf]

Lighten up Russians. I beleve the video makes fun of the magical SpetsNaz fighting system in which the opponent is overwhelmed by fear that if he doesn't act well enough, he'll be imprisoned in a gulag.

[wally2296]

Yet if Russian's made a similar video, let's say portraying american wrestling turning into a homosexual porno, then all you American's would be cursing the Russian's.

[entity3sf]

You know what Churchill said about his British Navy?

Nothing but rum and buggery.

[MmaLegend420]

russian wtf? this isnt russian bro its english, im russian and i speak both languages, this is fuckin english son.

[russkigrisha1]

lol jokes

[SharkTPO]

It is not Russian. They speak on another laguage - i don't know it.

I'm russian, & this video is stupid joke.

[spot603]

ENGLISH AND IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!  LOL

[trap4545]

LOL

[tanmanclan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ReallDoubtg]

HAHAHAHAH russian are allways stupid fucked

[4CaHeK]

umm.. these are not russians u dumb fuck

[markuz008]

get a life...

[nn44g]

reall u r a fucking idiot, really shows how well u learned in school

[wannabeebee]

muppets

[Ruslik1980]

yeah, the guy, who knocked him could be russian.

[russotragik]

huauhUHauhauhuauhhauuhahuuha

probably is...

[johnxxx36]

that looked so fake

[mors19999]

hahaha he is a pro

[XZizeR]

LOLy Shit :D

[489035002]

Hahaha... that guy is a British... he even got British accent...

[TomsGuns]

the other guy could be russian

[Alexandre60100]

Stupid !!

[pett1977]

dahnnnnnnn

[TheDrunkenCelt]

dude got laid out, lol

[4CaHeK]

if this is "Russian special forces" than why they speak english? - stupid video

[NikolaTest]

BullShit!!!

[EcCctoplasma]

Stupid

[ManDaR1N899]

And here Russian? They are Americans....

[Trandhol]

hahahha very funny(they isn't russians certainly)(они не русские конечно) and блядь сука нахуй хахаха - it's jock, russians seldom swear such word

[NarutoCSS]

Bjebala tebe nada jobani pidaras neschasnie amerikanez

[luckydogvegas]

Where is the Russian women? Oh there dressed in

the White Gi(s) Hahahahahahahah!

[neonstk]

i had kick hes ass

[disturbed8080soad]

which one is hes. or did you mean his

[hostilitiesisrex]

sad sad people if they have nothing better to do than this crap...