Hammond & May in pain! - Top Gear Outtakes - BBC

[Zombiecide13]

They won the Top Gear Best Injury award a few years back for this stuff.

[Spamzillazorz]

7 people have no sense of spatial awareness.

[OmarNasik]

Those seven people who disliked it have no sense of humor...

[teotero63]

press 6, 7, 8 and watch richard laughing gradually and james that still touching his hair (or head)

[curlymii]

Not a chance!

[curlymii]

James's third attempt atbutting the camera at around .52 has a look to see if hamster is looking hoping he doesnt notice

[EthanLuvsSyndicate]

rub 0:13

[Ma1sey]

So so so funny

[johnay69]

De de dee dee OW!

[swedentruck]

Whats the anoying wisteling sound in the background?

[pila406]

Poor James... Made me laugh so hard!

[Gamah1991]

may might have won the heated seat challenge, but hammond clearly dodged the camera more times

[johnay69]

De dee dee dee- owww!!

[tomcars10]

0:24 de de de dee aaauuuuuwwwww!!!

LOL hahahahahahahahahaha

[ILiveMusicful]

@Ministf S13E04, but this part isn't in the episode for no reason at all..

[don198769]

I remember seeing this episode a few times on BBC America but it gets funnier and funnier every time I watch it.

[Ministf]

now which episode is this from?

[SirZozzo]

Try HD Hero2 :))

[hibbs79]

Ha ha ha ha great stuff guys! :-)

[TheBlueHairedCyborg]

Fuck the cars this is why we watch Top Gear.

[lbeach100]

The ridiculous amount of times they have done it and they have not yet learned! Hahahaha

[Roboman2121]

You know, I've never actually heard any one of them say the "s word" or other curse words like that, mainly because BBC censors it in the final versions of the clips in the episode, but with the bloopers, since they aren't in the actual episode, BBC doesn't censor them, therefore allowing the viewing world to hear EXACTLY what they mean to say without a stupid censor blocking it.

[jeevesthepunk]

from 0:49 James gets so angry you can actually hear his rage building up in the form of a whistling noise

[TEOCEO1]

What if they hit something? Even at 10mph that ought to hurt like hell... If not kill you.

[theIDKer]

Thumbs up for 0:57!

[theIDKer]

Thumbs up if you laughed your guts out.

[RobloxLambo2011]

I thought it was funny when James just grunts "RRRRRGH!" angrily in the last clip!

[aznlyfe123]

i could not stop laughing at this!!

[DeathRace998]

how the hell does Hammond make some kind of weird noise at 00:11 wtf?!?!?

[Saab93V3ctor]

So if they get in an accident the passenger dies?

[Borchi33]

6 people cant handle a camera in their car

[londonblock]

Its funny because they´re racists...



[thomson765]

@londonblock the fuck are you talking about?

[brandonp4]

Pause the video, then press play and...

Press 5 for James May to have a little itchy head.

Press 6 for James May to have a regular itchy head.

Press 7 for James May to have a very itchy head.

Press 8 for James May to have an extremely itchy head.

[vanamutt43]

0:23 HAHAHAHHAHA

bwaahhaahhahaha

im evil

[parisyia]

keep pressing 2 ...OH shit camera :)

[Kevin507]

Stand on the breaks...

[Vettexxcoll]

lol. i want that camera so i could poke

 at my brother

[rocksygti]

deh deh deh dee wollup

[curlymii]

LOL Thought this segment was funny as the thought goes, no matter if someone says to you mind the hole or watch the chair or something you will end up clouting it, THAT HURTS!

[rainprancer2403]

LMAO!!!

[sirmillza]

Wat is the name of this challenge

[TheSLSAMG]

0:23 James May imitates Windows XP Shut Down tone, and then stabs head on camera

[Tarotgal8205]

After this did someone apply cotton to the corner of the camera?

[rayvtech]

0:56 xD xD xD

[Rohloff69]

Small price to pay for that job.

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Hurt much?

[Zeemas]

0:54 you can actually hear James's anger increasing

[kwiknkleen]

6 people hit their head on the camera.

[JLPMGHRS69]

Could They have move the Bloody Camera somewhere different?....or put some gasket around it..

[ZacDaMan72]

0:24 James XP turning on

[e46markus]

lol funny how they always laugh at each other

[TheNumber1Geoffrey]

NERD RAGE

[nlo114]

slow learners?

[soldoutrules]

de de de dee owww

[ratpie]

i'd like to see what the camera looks like

[patonb]

Saddly Mays the smarter one too!

[TechnoNut96]

Its like having a knitting needle hammered into ya head!

Gotta love Captain Slow!!!

[BobbyZgangialf]

ahahahah... haw may use to say :

blody hell...

[mkmoloch]

LoL, this was hilarious, but this footage is from 3 years ago, kinda weird it's just being uploaded now.

[DarthRevanFTW]

@mkmoloch That is the Top Gear way

[assassin72]

they should put a tennis ball in that corner

[HelpfulPlez]

Must I remind you all at TopGear and BBC that 360p hardly qualifies as "high quality".

[Fitzgeoffrey]

It literally doesn't matter how many times I watch this; I burst out laughing every time! I love how Richard is trying not to laugh near the end. =P

[yurka1441]

well now i know ehy hamond is dumb



[mutedevil]

0:23 May XP shutting down

[MrTakaMOSHi]

Should be titled "How Long Will it Take Hammond and May to Cover Up the Camera"

[GoDxPunisher]

de dee dah ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! lolooooolol

[Borchi33]

0:37 omnomnom

[chewbaccaisnthuman]

I remember when I saw this...laughed as hard as today ahahahahah

[lolthtg]

da da de di OW!

[EduWestCoastRap]

i would have thrown the damn camera outside the car!!!!!

[MCSkiller12]

Jeremy Clarkson must have enjoyed this

[elton0708]

May: dae dae dae di......OUCH!!!!!!

[dllcache0]

it's the fish-eye effect lens

[jebwatson]

I want to see what this camera looks like...

[gadget666]

I would have taken it down or shifted it after the second time

[davewozere2k9]

I dont know how he keeps on driving, i would have crashed laughing so much

[lethaldosage6040]

Does any other living thing age worse than the English?

[Reyson01]

@lethaldosage6040 Asian women, they go ugly after 30.

[lethaldosage6040]

@Reyson01 Ah! Indeed. Asian women...they seem to get really small too....they shrink :\

[lethaldosage6040]

@Reyson01 And that sux cuz Asian women are my cryptonite..

[darkangelvampire100]

top gear is the best. ouch that must have hurt, once twice three times, how many times does james have to hit that camera to notice it's there

[HachiZenki]

Where's the Health and Safety people to either put white helmets on them or ring-fence the camera with flashing red lights and yellow and black safety tape?

[Brad2k111]

The New Stig will be dun dun dunnnnn You decide lol My vote mr Bean

[JamesMayTheStig]

James May IS The Stig.

[JamesMayTheStig]

Captain Slow should drive more because he can't stop hitting his head. ;)

[battousai12345]

Here's another reason to him Captain Slow

[JoshJW11]

LOL!!!

[darkko7]

made me cry from laughter :D

[bohemis09]

bad actors

[Nemesis093781]

Sad, and funny all at the same time.

[41022man]

Rotflmao

[rmpumper]

James never learns.

[hockeymurph34]

hahaha! love it

[Adudethatlikesmusic]

deee deeeeed ded deeeee OWWW

[STAG162]

Old, old, old....



[pklisz]

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying wow

[LikwiDgAngStr]

Sounds like they were making tea

[MrPTManning]

@LikwiDgAngStr No, that was just Captain Slow's blood boiling with rage. lol

[dimzard]

@LikwiDgAngStr They are british......cause they were making tea

[morpheas768]

If the car crashed somewhere, one of them would end up with a camera inside his head.

[dbauernf]

@morpheas768 Probably May.. I can see him already.. getin' out of the car.. bleeding, looking at the camera and sayin.. "Oh cock." before dropping dead.

[jambojamboify]

god damn this is so funny haha

[whitecenter220]

wish we could get this version in the states

[hptheminted]

lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[AloofObserver]

I died of laughter the first time that I saw this!

[alamrisa]

@AloofObserver if you died then who wrote this comment? your etheral soul? trololol

[tankie89]

you have chosen the way of PAIN!

[immuneDay]

DA-DE-DE-DY-ouch!

[bimboff]

loughed my self to tears

[aethrus]

What's that high pitched noise from the Panamera?

[MrJustice01]

@aethrus The turbo

[aethrus]

@MrJustice01 Sorry, but the turbo should never be that loud, but more importantly it was a Panamera S which of course doesn't have a turbo at all.

[GMisNumber1]

@aethrus sounds like feed back thru their audio equipment

[aethrus]

@GMisNumber1 Yeah, feedback or something.Sounds about right. They don't mention it and I think that it is not there in the on air footage.

[JBDUK117]

WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE VIEWS ????

[AxDCjr]

@JBDUK117 ahahahahha

b'cause u r 1 of the first!!!

ahahahahah

[Vasu1494]

lmao 4th

[HakimRepTheLay]

lol 

[vickeyok]

U-Turn Top Gear! Great Vision:)

[billbillbill77]

insanity- doing the same thing again and again expecting different results... love this show!