Margaret Cho -- Laura Bush's Pussy Tastes Like Lysol

[GREENLIGHT324]

I'D FUCK HER BRAINS OUT..SET HER STRAIGHT!

[porkolicious]

Margaret Cho is hilarious, but I hate how she goes for the cheap applause by saying things like: "George Bush is fucked..." She knows that will always get applause cause its the hip thing to say.

[maraisreq]

gurl, i'm allergic.....  HAHAHAHAHA

[Johncarson9113]

I find her hilarious but this topic was a little weak, I chuckled but I didn't really laugh. Otherwise all her other shows have been non stop peeing in MY PANTS!

[seka1986]

Cho's pussy tastes like fried rice.

[LunaSeaSane]

Poppers and Crisco...???

MUHAHAHAHAHAARGH!

[papabradstube]

I think Margaret Cho is funny as all hell and I'll match IQ points with you any day of the week asshole

[ocergnairb]

lol "he's so fucked, he's just fucked, i want to send him poppers and crisco"

[WishesSailorMoon]

@ocergnairb lol

[blabblab1212]

Do you think a black girls pussy tastes like fried chicken?

[MoeGreensRightEye]

What's the opposite of funny? Margret Cho. (oh, and Dane Cook)

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@MoeGreensRightEye Hey, now you can jump all over the typo!

[WishesSailorMoon]

@MoeGreensRightEye You've got it all wrong.

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@WishesSailorMoon If you think Margaret Cho is funny you're just not very intelligent. It's as simple as that.

[GrimlyFiendish68]

Margaret Cho is just an amazing woman, comedian and human being. I used to see her perform at all the small, local clubs in the Bay Area from SF to San Jose and she was never not gracious and warm... you haters need to think before you speak - your ignorance is showing.

[scottca075]

@GrimlyFiendish68 "you haters need to think before you speak" Really? After this hate filled screed, you have the audacity to say that?

It wasn't even funny. Cho can be really funny, none of this was.

[scottca075]

@GrimlyFiendish68 "you haters need to think before you speak" Really? After this hate filled screed, you have the audacity to say that?

It wasn't even funny. Cho can be really funny, none of this was.

[MissEgasMoniz]

Laura Bush doesn't have a pussy - she has a garbage can between her legs to collect the waste.

[AngryC4t]

Dude...she sucks...

Anyone can get on stage and act like a total bitch and use the same unfunny stereotypes over and over.

[Skilya]

Man that was lame

[EthioArsonist]

How does laura bush's pussy taste? God, i must find out!

[aoknponte]

She is good.

[alixsb]

AND fast forward!

Yes Cho...you were RIGHT... BUSH DID FUCK IT UP!

[pika23]

I saw her about....mmm...8 years ago.

for my 23rd b day. so fun...esepcially when my grandma was there with me...because she was sued to margaret from her comedy central stuff without the gay jokes and cursing...boy was she shocked

[Tri756]

what does pussy taste like for real?

[nasywasy]

i just went to one of her shows 3 days ago and she was absolutly amazing,if u havent gone to one of her shows you have to she is hilarious

[sandroeleven]

which cities is she in?

[nasywasy]

just went to her website and it said her next three shows are in cali it didnt have anymore listings

[naizret]

Anyone caught bitching about the things said publicly about Barack and Michelle Obama should watch (and listen) to this.

[alexiares75]

OMG SO FUNNY!!!!

[Nupamaka]

Just caught her show Beautiful on HBO so funny

[ScaryJBlige]

it was on Showtime

[jonasbrothers139]

i have been wathing you

[AnnieLynn333]

"Now we have a color coded map to where all the stupid people are." Ahahahahaha! I fucking. love. her. Oh my god.

[adamsonxxfifteen]

mothballs, lmao

She is the best :D

[elpizco]

i love her!!!! SE IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[DavidDtfBABY]

ILOVEHER<3

[JailynnNicoleVega]

hey, uhm- to SLUTTYBOG-? SHUT THE FUCK UP. honestly, she's not a total failure if she's probably making more money than you. you're a low life scum & i bet her parents LOVE HER so leave her the fuck alone. and i know alot of koreans that worship Margaret Cho, you're just too fucking oblivious and annoying to notice it.

[sluttybog]

What kind of Koreans have you been talking to? The loser white washed ones who couldn't live up to expectations and sold out like Margaret Cho? If you had any fucking idea you would know for a fact that majority of Koreans think of her as a failure and a lost cause. She is the ultimate cautionary tale for Korean parents raising their children in the US. Why don't you just ask around? As for the money part porn stars and drug dealers make more than me as well but wouldn't say what they do is good

[williedearest]

You can't talk shit if slutty is in your username, loser.

[gendna2]

Margaret Cho, here's a little fact about the USA, it is broke, horribly broke. When you're as broke as we are, you cannot help other countries out.  Now I know those neo-con rats give billions to Israel, but still, we don't have any money to spend.

[sluttybog]

I feel so sorry for her parents. They probably had to go through all kinds of shit in this country to provide for her and she turned out to be a total failure. She ended up indulging in the worst elements of liberal American culture and became a total embarassment for other Koreans and her parents. They probably made the mistake of giving her way too much free reign or she just couldn't live up to their expectations and sold out. I bet her parents curse the day that they brought her to the US.

[battleready4whatever]

she's not a failure at all! your twice the failure for sayin some shit like that! don't hate cause you ain't her! and if your korean, i hope you choke on kimci you bastard! cause she's funny as hell! no, fuck that, i have some big, huge, grapfruit sized, lexington steele balls for you to suck! you dick head! and you wanna call yourself sluttyblog! you are a sluttyblog whore! go suck a big korean dick and leave her alone!

[Lafilleexotique]

Hey slutty, how is she a failure? What defines a failure anyway?

[DavidDtfBABY]

your a fucking loser gtfo youtube stupid fuck your just mad your not cute nor funny.

[sluttybog]

Why don't you make me you fat fuck? I bet you wouldn't have the guts to say shit if we meet in person. Just another loser talking shit.

[DavidDtfBABY]

HAHAHAHAHA Okay im sure bitch you dont know me kay thanks <3

[galaxiez1]

Wow! She looks awesome...you can tell she lost a lot of weight...

[9to5p]

if lauru bush heard that she would be considerd a terorist in america lol laura would be pissed.

[windwalker535]

Shes funny, but I think her Pauses between her jokes is a little bit too long.

[DetroitCrackHead666]

lollllllllllllll @ 3:48 !!! hehe

[facebook234]

lol shes crack me up on sat night thanks for your honesty ,,,,,,,,

[MightySaturn5]

Ms Chow has as of lately began showing physical looks to match the angry miserable piece of shit she is.

If she had any sense she'd take her own life.

[cajunhornet60]

tony dow of leave it to beaver is behind this.....

[dracpcpp]

i dunno. i like what she's saying but there's not alot of wit to her jokes. just alot of cheap shots really.

kind of like a dumber hicks.

[aeronnz]

i guess she's funny , u ppls don't find her funny coz she's Asian and fucking Americans infront of Americans hahahahah thats killing lolololo, pussy tastes like Lysol

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

ya 255,256 on this one video of her alone all from people who dont think she is funny...4 and half stars from 1,292 ppl..cuz they hated it..

[skye4nirvana]

why does she look so thin here?

[mrawrfriend]

she's gone through several eating disorders, i think she's fine now and probably less thin than this but watching her stand up from different times she changes weights a lot. i guess this was when she was dieting a lot

[sweetbutdaring]

She looks hott

[Michellekai79]

Is Margaret Cho a carpet muncher?

[polemius01]

I believe her floors are wood or linoleum.

[KaeChanel]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Yes.

[mud409]

she's married to some dude named Al...

[malamu1406]

she's boring... i love stand up comedy, so i always try to find new comedians to watch, and unfortunately i found her... to much pauses, yelling, eyesrolling, pretending... not.

[mesoemo]

it's smart comedy

you have to know people to get it

[malamu1406]

i didn't say it was stupid comedy, i just sadi it's boring :-))) and i know who it is about...

nevermind, somebody finds it fuuny, somebody finds it dull...

have fun watching...

[oasisspirit]

if u did nt get tht it means you also have to be smart..

[AliyiaS]

I agree with you.

I do think she's funny.. but it takes her wayyy to long to get to her jokes.

[IAMME000]

lol, the LAST thing i wanted to think about was what barbara bush's wrinkled, saggy flacid labia might taste like. *pukes*

[bapyou]

" ... pussy tastes like Lysol."

LOL! I almost choked!

[thedayitriedtodie]

asian puss IS the deal...

[marym499]

I don't know who thought Margaret Cho was ever funny, this gal is sick and needs some professional help!! But hey that's what she wants us to think, so I guess her schtick works for her.

[ian38018]

The sparseness of laughter and paucity of applause should tell you something, Ms Cho. When you have to resort to a pussy joke to get a response, you are in trouble.

[TrashyGlitter]

Actually, Laura Bush doesn't have a vagina - she's a Stepford Wife.

[EarlofWinchester]

This scum should be horsewhipped, then shot.

[Syphonz]

this was quite boring. why in gods name does she pause for 10+ seconds before she makes another joke?

[makoli253]

she needs to catch her breath.. lol

[Sconz32]

Shes cute as hell.

[HikaruTokeshi]

@Sconz32 Unless you're a lesbian,you're shit outta luck.

*troll face*

[SoRandomItsNotFunny]

I was a proud supporter of president Bush. I hate how people make fun of Bush when he fucks up but when (god forbid) Islamic extremists attack America under Obama, we'll blame republicans for not warning Obama. I did support McCain but I am willing to help Obama in any way possible! I hope people realize that Bush did do a better job than credited for! 1 terrorist attack in 8 years...The way he handled the 9/11 attacks in front of what was it..First graders? He kept his cool. Cho is still funny!

[PeteJones100]

the ent reference is hilarious

[DemonTaoist]

damn she skinny!

[mrjlolover2]

it kinda went downhill here but she still rocks!!!

[jogabarrios]

oh margaret you're always so so right!!!

[h0bbitatheart]

I love Margaret Cho, but some of newer material is less about being funny and more about preaching. And I understand the underlying reason for this, but come on. Being funny takes precedent over making a point when it comes to comedy. George Carlin could do both at the same (quite flawlessly), but Margaret often sounds too preachy. When her material is comedy-driven, she IS very funny. Not so much in this show, unfortunately.

[KitanaiBaishunfu]

I agree... I think she is hilarious but, I get really sick of having her preach her opinions.. i know that being on stage is a good way to get out your word but... I'm here to have you make me laugh, not to hear your political stance. Plus I think she's an ignorant democrat.. She would find herself superior to even ponder a conservative viewpoint.

[tywonellington]

youre here to listen to what she has to say... and thats what she has to say

[chivasMilan]

Lisa Lampanelli... Funny stuff if u are into rasist and sexual humor!

[TheRenaissanceKid]

Lisa Lampanelli is hilarious!

[DURTYSOUTHNIGGA202]

its not that funny

[FlamingVideosisfun]

She takes too fucking long pauses between jokes. its pissing me off.

[monkeycudgel]

oh look not funny

[chekist1917]

I'd like to take her in the ass.

[intek1985]

She's a physically repulsive idiot!!!

[stefanheikel]

She's awesome person in everyway!

[shrikechan]

Bush is like an Ent...? If Ents were real, they would easily be 10 times more articulate and intelligent than Bush.

[Krazy4datAK47]

they must have fake people laughing

[softxgiggls]

She's usually really funny...I think she's just really pissed about the whole bush thing is all. I miss the gay jokes ;_;

[spershall]

I love her but her timing seems really off here.

[Browser4boss]

Definitely a thumbs down.

[stefanheikel]

The only thumbs down on here is towards you!

[rosspelton]

If I say the same about Michelle Obama, will I be applauded like that? I don't think so. Because it's in horrible taste.

[BosPercussion]

This really is crap. It's not even really funny and her delivery is not timed well.

[nirvanaincage]

I meant it's hard to find a really funny female comedian.

[emeraldpixie]

It's hard to find a funny female comedian? What? I think you mean it's hard to find people who are willing to admit that there are funny female comediennes about! For too long sexism and misogyny have prevented female comediennes making a name for themselves! Seeing as you find it hard to find any I will name you a few; French and Saunders, Jo Brand, Victoria Woods, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Liz Feldman, Chelsea Handler, Sandra Bernhard... the list goes on! Not so hard is it?

[nirvanaincage]

Sorry, it's just hard to find a really female stand up comedian.

[Malecaust666]

Careful now. Your male side is showing.

[KaseyAkira]

Oh my god she's not funny at all.  Its borderline annoying.

[goodchessactor]

She's on the Dick Gregory road. No more jokes just preaching. Some comedians forget they are there to tell jokes and not think they have the answers to the world problems. Too bad, she used to be good.

[saxybeast08]

I love her so much!

[C2ofClubs]

She is quite unhumourous.

[iwantmygumgumdumdum]

SHE IS BORING AS HELL

[Squitchtweak]

sorry. I meant to do a thumbs up and I clicked thumbs down.

[ZimmySue]

I think she's so pretty!

[manonfire319]

I love her.

you people need to take that sand out of your pussies.

she is just hilariously vulgar, she means nothing personal about her jokes.

get over your selfs, id like to see you stand up there and make an audience laugh

I love cho <3

[Ellerynum2]

She doesn't do a gay men's voice very well.

[mackdan7]

Despite her stating outright lies one thing comes to mind after her remark about Bush being embarrassing, and that was how embarrassed I am as a viewer to see someone make such a pathetic attempt at comedy.

[hardyandtiny]

she's changed a lot

[Jigidk]

NNNOOOO SSSOOOO much fuuuniier when faaattt

[Suri3]

Sorry, but this is horrible. She makes way too long pauses, she is way too much self-confident, and she is just vulgar, not funny.

[Sammerz209]

lol DO not want face

[joshnobles2011]

damn she fucking sucks ass

[pwhitmore84]

Firstly, she prolongs her jokes WAY too long and I despise the fact she portrays every gay man as a flaming queen that starts the beginning of every sentence with "GIRL!". Assassin was not her best work...

[poopyhead25]

she's a great stand up... but for the attention shes getting, i dont think shes that great

[chadpopstar]

so funny

[dmicedog44]

is she even from america?

[isgoanrain]

She is really funny, I love her jokes and love how it's actually intellectual and respect for being Les, but she doesn't have the best timing.

[chelseamarion]

her voice sounds so different. still funny though!

[trishapretty]

why is she brave enough to say all of these in public?? shes not funny....

[xoxopig]

and you should go back to your trailer, your ugly uneducated crackhead.

[jratzinger07]

it's her 40th birthday! happy birthday, margaret cho!

[dm0115]

Damn.. what happened to her ?? she lost like 200 lbs...

[kokocheng]

She apparently went on a persimon's diet.

[bettigaboi2008]

Girl i just shit in my car!!!! IM COMING OVER!!!!

[aaarrrggghhhh]

I'm still waiting for the comic to come on stage.

[angie8721]

this is old though ... so in 2004 these jokes were awesome lol

[imanudist]

Who thinks its getting old the G.W. jokes come on.

[deerprincess19]

this videos two years old!!! what do you expect?

[dendgreat08]

boring. maybe her pussy taste like lysol. lol

[nitemaric]

margret cho is so lol. she makes me throw up with joy

[margaritamixx10]

haha color coded map to where the stupid people are haha so true . hahahahah

[sing4chocolate]

wow. absolutely no comedic timing whatsoever. the worst comedian ive ever seen.

[johnnysalami23]

here, here. totally dullsville.

[FightForChangeNow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LMAO!!

[GroOvBabY3]

yeah you're right...it is very very small

[tasha122277]

she does more pandering than she does telling funny jokes.

[bowchika4]

Her pinky is awkwardly small.

She is hilarious though.

[clanorange66]

that was a horrible peace of shit.

[MikaSani]

No,it tastes better than honey glazed donuts with a tall glass of cold milky.

[mistermonday420]

terrible comedian.

[carlairving]

I love her soooo much, way to go Margaret!!!!

[CanOfSoup32]

All her stuff's hilarious, but she's kinda stationary and pauses a lot

[LipGuru]

Yeah, she does pause a lot. I don't know, though. In my opinion, this kind of seems cut and pasted from what everybody already knows, though. You know? Her humor seems kind of expected, in a way. I mean, everybody's done the whole Bush-Kerry-Oil-Halliburton schtick before, so at this point, this is just common knowledge.

[grman36]

u r such an idot if u think that is copy and paste.

margaret is so funny

She is greattttttttttttttt

[LipGuru]

Everyone's got a say, for sure. I guess I just heard these discussions too often from George Carlin, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Bill Maher to really hear any other version of it. I just think her tone and substance is lacking. These are big issues, but that's the reason. They've all been done. She's like an Asian Kathy Griffin to me.

[gibilialice]

she pauses because people are laughing...

[Drewski217]

besides the awkwardly long pauses in this special, it's pretty good.

[QuietForm]

Her awkward pauses are pretty awful -- she'd be so much funnier if she'd speed it up and actually MOVE AROUND.

[IsniffLysol]

i sniff lysol

[playwfire]

Her crystal ball was 1000% right

[tokifan18]

This is so true... it's good that she knows what's what and isn't afraid to say it.

loved the Ent comment!

Boo Bush! Yay Cho!

[543johnson]

Cho looks good now that she's lost weight. I hope she's gained a lot more pride in herself-not that she ever lost it.