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  • ROFLMFAO.....GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • Lord in heaven, how does Steve Martin keep a straight face through the WHOLE SONG?? THAT, fellow parishioners, is genius.

  • I'm an Agnostic Atheist and I thought this was hilarious.

  • @FunAssFunProductions So, you're not sure if you believe in nothing? Tee hee :P

  • @chatter79 What? Agnostic is a Verb... Being an Atheist Agnostic means I do not believe in a god, However there is no Proof that there is no god.

  • @akeello (Colossians 1:15,19-20)

    "The Son is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation." "For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him [Jesus] and through Him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross."

    Message me! I would love to talk! :)

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  • @DrunkenPoetic /watch?v=xnbXlkNavwo makes my point more eloquently than I could.

  • we have the symphony of science!

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  • GO FUCK YOUR SELF ATHEIST PROMOTE PEACE RELIGION CREATES WAR!

  • @xxcupxx1 Then why are you screaming?

  • @Mycophilliac caps lock -_- hate it.

  • @xxcupxx1 That's because you have no songs. :(

  • stupid!

  • This is awesome and so very accurate. LOL

  • What's with the star?Steve is entertaining to his gods I wrecken.

  • I'm a christian and i love the song.

  • I'm glad that there are a lot of atheists here who find this funny. I'm not an atheist, but I was a bit uncomfortable that the song was making fun of nonbelievers. So, I'm glad that people have taken it with good humour.

  • @mostlymike At no point in this song is Steve Martin making fun of believers. If you'll notice the other comments, both believers and non-believers find this song humourous. That's like saying Life of Brian is a blasphemous. It's tongue in cheek, light-hearted fun.

  • As a practicing Christian, this is awesome.

  • I love this but I never watch football period.

  • As an atheist, I think this song is awesome.

  • This is wonderful! I enjoyed the (lower case) hell, out of it!

  • and believeeeeers they have no brain

  • Its just a song...I'm an atheist and l love it... finally a song for us...yay

  • As an Atheist, I absolutely found this hilarious.  LOL.

  • Omg YES!!!!!

  • SHUT UP AN ENJOY THE SONG

  • Hahahahaha!!! LUVIT! LUVIT! LUVIT!!!!! :)

  • im prolly going to hell now for listening to this song even more so because i found it to be hilarious.

  • Why does the word "underpants" always make me laugh? Apparently I'm not the only one, because Steve Martin wrote a play called "The Underpants".

  • Im a Christian and TOTALLY love the song... really don't understand why people should be offended. I mean after all they are teasing atheists! lol! People be light hearted! Its comedy!Oh, and I want my Rock n' Roll too! lol! Peace out!

  • Oh man! Merlefest is only like 45 minutes from me. Totally going next year!

  • I am a christian. yes I looked at this idiotic video. Why? because I like Steve Martin and his movies, but now I will pass up any movie of his knowing that he is an atheist. I pray he changes his mind before it is too late and the others singing this ridiculous song with him

  • @mrandmrstoneflesh I don't think this song implies anything about his religious beliefs.

  • @mrandmrstoneflesh thats right brother,spread some christian love.Also,the holy bible doesn't just say to stop seeing movies from atheist actors,it says you ought to kill the atheist

    this solves the problem and prevents more people from becoming atheists, 2 in 1 package! Our god is an awesome GAWD

  • @mrandmrstoneflesh Wow, way to get worked up over a joke. Probably for the best, you're obviously too weak-minded to appreciate wholesome culture.

  • I'm a christian and this is funny!

  • @xxguitarhero48xx It feels so good to find at least just ONE open-minded Christians here. Come on, guys, don't hate on Steve Martin and those guys. It's not like we (atheists) decided to force this video down your throats; YouTube is supposed to be for free speech.

    If you don't like it, don't watch it. Just saying :/ I just don't want to see any more squabbles.

  • When people have nothing to do positive they enjoy doing negative things.That's exactly what these atheists do.

    Look at their faces. All burnt out ! . Is it any wonder that those who pretend to be positive but indulge in negativism are really so.

    Atheists are losers.

  • @fastbenefits at least they don't molest kids and hide in their faith. ahahha. You seem so bitter. Who's the loser now?

  • @ragna120k

    Not only Catholic priests but all priests of all faiths and athiests have molested children and still they do. Stalin,Mao,Pol Pot....killed millions of their own and they were staunch atheists. Yes people of religions have also killed. So, in doing atrocities both are of same kind .But positive things like- catholic charities,World Vision,Salvation Army ,Habitat for humanity,...are done ONLY by beleivers.No such positive actions by atheists.You need to go for history classes.

  • @fastbenefits Oh really? I think you're the one who needs to go to history class because yes, they were atheist but were they killing people in the name of atheism or their political reasons? Whereas let's say crusades or any religious war, they were killing people in the name of your god. "no such positive actions by atheists" LOL... maybe you should do your research. Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe Bill Gates is an atheist/agnostic and he helps a lot.

  • @ragna120k

    Obviously you lack the power of objective thinking. You said atheist poltical leaders killed for their political objectives whereas religous leaders killed for religions. What a convenient arguement .

    History clearly shows that Crusaders also waged war for mainly political reasons. Or which Biblical standing instuctions they wrere following? Show me if you are smart.

  • @fastbenefits Nice one. I don't need to "show you" how smart I am. This is like talking to a brick wall. I'm not here to convince you of your delusions. Yes, they do kill for religions. Suicide bombing? Abortion clinic bombings? Why did they do it? Because their ideology told them to do so. Don't waste my time anymore.

  • @ragna120k If your time was so precious you wouldn't hang around here on You tube. Stop senseless arguments.

    Know this, anyone can make his/her own ideology (learn how ideologies are formed) and you use silly arguements to put the blame on the religious system without connecting them both intelligently.

    Atheists always use loser's arguements. They are also emotionally immature as most of the religious folks. You are an example.

  • @fastbenefits i'm not hanging around on youtube. The messages get sent directly to my email. Is it really silly or you just know it's the truth. I am emotionally immature? How so?

  • @ragna120k

    Atheists killed more of their own as they beleived they were not accountable to any higher authority - God.

    You focus on the faults of those who are Christians (by membership) and hightlight it to show it as the fault of Christianty without checking were they really following Biblical commands or were they going against it. You use faulty logic. What a shame!.

    This kind of reasoning make atheists arguments silly and childish.

  • @fastbenefits Yes, they were following biblical commands. You're probably one of many christians who don't read the bible :) Do I have to give you verses after verses now? You see, I was a catholic before but I grew up and realized logic and common sense.

  • @ragna120k

    I am not here to argue for Catholicism. But show me a verse from the Bible which ask a CHRISTIAN to do a negative thing?. Accept the cjhallenge or stop being so naive.

  • @fastbenefits You're the believer here. Go read your bible. Why should I do the work for you. You know it's there. Jesus christ, you're annoying.

  • @ragna120k There are smart atheists and they try to use reason skillfully though they fail at the end when confronted with proven facts. You are nowhere near them, you don't how to use facts, how to use reason properly or argue intelligently. You are full of frustrations and bitterness. You are not a good atheist either. It's a tragedy.

  • @fastbenefits lol what facts are those? Faith and facts can't be in the same sentence. There is no such thing as facts in religion. You're just throwing ad hominems left and right here. lol "a good atheist" What's that even mean?? A good atheist. As if there is a code to follow to be a good atheist. Man, am I arguing with a child here?

  • @ragna120k The meaning of 'good atheist' is clear and plain from the context. I mentioned about smart atheists as those who use reason skilfully and if you were a truly educacted person you would have looked at it within that context. Yes, 'good' takes the meaning depending on the context as good athesit could mean an atheist who use reason skillfully,do good things....

    You fail in all your arguments by being silly and naive.

    No facts in religion? You are NOT really educacted to see facts.

  • @ragna120k Regarding Bill gates.... First of all you could point out only one person but I can point out hundreds of Christians and organizations who did(do) charities.

    Bill Gates is an America and a person immersed in a primarily judeo-Christian surrounding and culture. He obvisously followed a a good example set forth by religious folks and it was not atheists' invention at all. Know this also. He went to India/China to persuade business men to follow his path anfd nobody followed.

  • @fastbenefits I did not know I have to name all LOL. Seriously why are you debating with me? I believed in a god before but now I don't. Are you trying to get me to revert back? lol.

  • @ragna120k No .But I am just showing you how inconsistent ,illogical and naive your arguements are. And that you twist facts and use faulty reasoning also.

  • @fastbenefits lol i don't even know how to respond to this. Cite where I twisted facts? Although I will give you credit for not naming Hitler as an atheist since he's a devout christian.

  • @ragna120k

    Which Biblical command Hitler followed to kill millions of Jews? Good atheists claim to be using reason and facts. Prove and then argue that Christianity (and for that matter Bible ) was to be balmed for Hiltlers actions?Using your line of reasoning it's easy for any one to argue against a born atheist against all his negative actions. Read some more about Hitler and what he was really following.

    Atheists like only those atheists who argue using some sense. Try for that.

  • @ragna120k . " Seriously why are you debating with me?"

    Are you not really naive?. I posted a comment and you started the argument with me without me inviting you and now you are asking me " why are you debatiing with me". What am I to say?

    Think how well your reasoning will be? I repeat atheist are losers.

  • @fastbenefits I merely replied to your condescending remark about atheism and how you're a bitter person and you went on a rant about how christianity helps more people than atheism lol. Ok I will indulge you regarding the atrocities committed for religion since you're "challenging" me. I'm sure you have a bible. Look up Genesis 6:11-17, Exodus 7:1,14, 9:14-16, 10:1-2, 11:7; Leviticus 27:29, Numbers 31:31-40, Judges 19:22-29 . Shall I go on? I'm merely throwing a bone here.

  • @ragna120k

    I repeat you are really silly and naive

    You quoted (like all those ignorants) from the Old Testament part of the Bible which a Christian is not supposed to follow. As any child knows a Christian is suppoed to follow the new Covenent which was introduced by Jesus Christ in the New Testament part of the Bible. Look around and see if any devout christian folow this old testament civil laws given to Old Isarel.

    How dare you be so sily and willingly ignorant to win an argument?

  • @fastbenefits You are the ignorant one... you and all other christians who believe the OLD is done away with... do you not know it tells what is gonna happen in the "end times"... they haven't happened yet.. and you and the other ignorant one completely dismiss "Jesus's" VERY WORDS... last time I looked heaven and earth ARE STILL HERE..

    Mat 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled

  • @Hilmarose Now I know there are outright stupids also in atheists community.

  • @fastbenefits outright stupidity needs religious conviction... regular stupidity, yes

  • @fastbenefits You see you fail to realize that atheists do good things because they want to do good things not because they expect a "reward" later on (i.e. a ticket to heaven). And they don't say "I'm doing good and I'm an atheist" They do it without an agenda. You fail at your argument. Try again.

  • @ragna120k " And they don't say "I'm doing good and I'm an atheist" They do it without an agenda. ."

    How blindfolded you are not to see the obvious facts!

    Atheists just follow good examples set forth by the religious people by the inspiration of the Bible which later became part of the prevailing culture.

    You can't see the obvious facts and stiil argue using your naive mind?

  • @fastbenefits What you just said/did wasn't negative at all I suppose?

  • @LogicalStatements1

    Yes, you can suppose that way. Making a comment against something negative is always a postive thing. So you say if someone make a comment against something negative ,say- a person stealing money from another- is also negative? Good logic!. You argue others should priase the thief or at least support him by being silent. Where are you from?

  • @fastbenefits But the theft of money is not the comment you originally made.

    You were simply speaking about somebody negatively for your own selfish gain.

  • @LogicalStatements1 Can't you see the even plain and obvious things. I commented about the obvious negative things seen in the video.

    You need to develop your brain further.

  • @fastbenefits OK mate. I will do that for you.

  • You sure football isn't a religion? They commune, wear their costumes (all color-coded) have their rituals, their faith, etc...It might actually be a secular religion in of itself.

  • @SNight322 It is in Texas on Friday night.

  • @SNight322

    You sure football isn't a religion?

    Well, the NFL isn't trying to teach "magic" in the Science classes.

    And i would rather spend Sunday watching football than being brainwashed in a tax free church! 

  • SO cute! All the rest of you who 'got up on the wrong side of the bed' - just DON'T LISTEN to it.

  • @camcamhasaquestion Oh hey Mr. Troll how you doing?

  • @camcamhasaquestion Want a tissue crybaby?

  • @camcamhasaquestion probably because religious people want athiests to be smug asses so they have something to bitch about. And judging all athiests off of a few is like me judging all christians off of the Westboro baptist church or muslims off of the acts of a few terrorists

  • @8789spartan "And judging all .............muslims off of the acts of a few terrorists".

    What do you know about Islam?.

    Know this that if you go to Saudi or Iran or Qatar where all Muslims are not 'terrorists' and express your views as you express here you won't come back in one piece but only in a six foot box.

  • @camcamhasaquestion i find it more depressing to know that there is some deity who is interessted if i whorship her/him/it...no thanks

  • Actually, there are plenty of songs for, by, and about atheists. But, this is a funny song, for sure.

  • yes yes this is a proof of existence of god..isn't it? D:D: actually you religous people are funny. not atheists.. also I laughed at this too. 

  • The first time I heard this I thought he said Atheists dont have no souls

  • @Daze6Of6My6Youth Of course they don't have souls. Only a child molester has a soul :)

  • @Daze6Of6My6Youth Well, we don't have those either since there's no such thing as a soul.

  • Oh Wow! My load froze @ 3:29 just as Steve was thrusting towards the mic with his lips curled and chest puffed out, than Steve released this gigantic tune, just bursting out of him, liberating himself of what was with in- what a great finale, I could only image that will be the closest I’ll ever get to being near Steve Martins orgasm.

  • god was either created by something else which would have to be created by something else ect.... Or god appeared out of nothing. ( which is the was christians arguement to atheists about the big bang) Or god was here forever. (which it is more logical to believe that the universe was here forever.) I win

  • @wonggongs well said good sir.

  • @castroiscool thanks, it only makes sense..

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  • Sorry, I tried looking it up and couldn't find a definition of the term "Sunday Spree" that woud be relevant to this song. Can someone explain what they mean?

  • @Chanteusear They have "Sundays free"

  • @Chanteusear Sundays "free".

  • Love the star of David hanging over their heads

  • 76 christians decided to look up Atheist songs....why???

  • @filmmakingactornerd To give you another chance at Jesus. Why does Jesus keep appearing to you? Lock yourself in a room. Why do you hate blessings? Just kill yourself ... oh wait ... deep down your afraid if you will be judged on what you know is right and what is wrong

  • steve martin is brilliant! this is hysterical! just saw another very funny non-religious video about eve and adam. ck it out.

    search

    eve adam first time

  • It just gets funnier.

  • A DFP is known more commonly within United States Army slang as a "foxhole"

    DFP = Defensive Fighting Position

    Why don't we do some research.

  • Just out of curiosity is anyone else finding the debate that has been raging in here because of a simple fun song, while I love to argue political and religious views with the best of them I can hardly think this is the place for that.

    WIth you being either a Atheist that runs from religion or someone that runs to it for various reasons. I think you all need to mind your own business and quite telling each other how right they and how wrong the other is..(see what I did)

  • NightAire, got me there, good catch. Put unbleached muslin on the lawn, the Muslim might be offended and think you are crazy. They say SM lives somewhere in Western Colorado because "the people here glow in the dark from high background ratiation."

    Thanks for the post. Sharon "glow in the dark" B.

  • @dyebye45, if he was in a foxhole then he was hiding. Foxes build holes to hide in, so I reckon he was in the Army and didn't have much to worry about since the Marines are on the front lines in "fighting holes". We don't have to presume what was in his mind, you told us.

    The true adage is that there are no atheists in Hell. Everybody in Hell knows there is a God. "The Fool has said in his heart there is no God"

  • Watching football in my underpants is the shit.

  • god or any other gods aren't real!!

  • The Shroud of Turin can be made by putting unbleached muslim on the lawn covered with the picture you want on it. The sunlight bleaches the material around the design and through the light parts, and that makes it stand out.

  • @sharonb314 You're going to BLEACH a MUSLIM?!?  Isn't that ILLEGAL???

  • OMG This is great!! So so funny! I love you Steve Martin!

  • i'm an atheist and i think this is hilarious in the classic steve martin deadpan humor. a xian friend shared this with me :)

  • book smart doesn't make one common sense smart @ those saying atheist are really smart.

  • Oh ho ho ho~ Clever fox. :)

  • personally, i remember the old adage my first sergeant told me.....there are no athiests in foxholes! If only the smartest athiests would get together, be liberal..ahem...and decide how much of TOTAL knowledge they possess, then realize that OUTSIDE their realm of knowledge it is possible that a god exists, they'd realize they were truly agnostic....then we could have a true debate. To deny the existence of a supreme being and believe only in what you can quantify denies what you can qualify.

  • @dyebye45 The old adage is bullshit, my husband was in a foxhole, in battle, he was an atheist before, during and after, do not presume to know what is in another's mind.

  • @TheLimberlostGirl He's not an atheist then. He's just a confused motherfucker.

  • @dyebye45 We did do that & we decided that the odds of there being a god were so small as to be not worth bothering with.

  • RELIGION IS NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT (SCIENCE HAS DESTROYED RELIGION) DENIAL OF FATALISM BECAUSE SOMETHING WOULD BE NICE DOESNT MAKE IT SO GEATOR/JERRY BLAVATT GREAT DJ NO MOBSTER

  • @LVCrocky

    you don't have to yell. people might think you're preaching.

  • atheists are die hard ignorants

  • @746c Regarding what? Can you give examples to back your claim? or you just don't like us and you bash just for bashing? (smells like troll though...)

  • @746c The greatest of minds are often the most Godless.

  • @Mitzuishi64 greatest according to who?

  • @746c *greatest according to whom?

    There, I fixed it for you.

  • atheists are always educated, most are really smart

  • @BigRedChester Nah. I've met people who seemed to only be atheists for the sake of being rebellious. And, of course, you can grow up without religion (just like you can grow up with it) and thus be an atheist, without necessarily ever being educated.

    That said, you're right that there's probably higher *rates* of educated-ness among atheists. Partly because one helps cause the other, and partly because they're both associated with high socioeconomic class.

  • wow, i have to say this song is really lame! especially the stolen melody... and im not an atheist. if someone might say that would be the reason for i dont like it...

  • hahaha LOVE this song so much!

  • I actually looked this up because it occured to me that athiests don't have any songs and I figured someone must have made light of that. I can't express my surprise & joy to see it has been thought of by none other than my idol Steve Martin. classic stuff no matter what you believe. Thanks for posting this.

  • Atheists have rock and roll!

  • Lighten up...it is just a funny a song. That's all. A funny song.

  • @willism1980 about the stupidity of religious people :D

  • @lmaso99xx HAHAHAHAHA!!! See how funny you atheist are? Smart, too.

  • @willism1980 Atheists is actually the plural form, see how funny you atheist are makes no sense. Thanks for the compliments though. :)

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  • The red lights in the back ground look a little like the star of David just an observation.

  • @girlonaboat no the mark of david looks like that light, just a fact

  • I think Steve's gonna help Atheist in publishing there first hymnal book.Grant it it's not Steve's funniest song,but if Atheist's do have a hymnal book I haven't seen it.Anyway's I think they just have their bible,but I'm not an athiest expert.

  • Atheism is not a religion. It is not defined by what is believed, but rather by what is not believed. Just like "not stamp collecting" is not a hobby, atheism is not a religion.

  • Atheism is finally comig out of the closet and showing what it is. Another silly mythical religion.

  • this video cracks me up

  • read it with intelligence and understand the original hebrew. , greek and caldee....for YOURSELF.....

  • @PrettyBettySue there is not one bit of evidence that Jesus ever existed.

  • Like the bumper sticker on my old car used to say:

    "If you want a country ruled by religion, move to IRAN!" Take note of how well that's been working our for the Iranians, by the way.

  • Lyrics, please :3

  • if your an atheist then does that mean one race is closer to monkeys than another? then one race is better, because their more evolved? And from that reasoning you could say that not all man all created equal.

    im curious what an atheist's view point on this is.

  • @mazedragon1

    Race is just just a matter of skin pigmentation. No matter what "race" you are, we are all the same species- Homo sapien aka human. As such, all men/women are created equal.

    DNA research has shown that, whether some people like it or not, we (humans) are over 98% genetically related to the chimpanzee.

  • @hzzlrp10 So way do Chimpz do not like humans? Is this some competitive edge? 'Cause we do (generally) like Chimpz. Must be the 2 remaining percent.

  • @PietvdW

    Must be. It only takes a few chromosomes (less that a percentage of a percentage) difference in DNA to cause Down's Syndrome and other birth defects in humans.

    A 2% difference would cause enough genetic difference to explain why we don't more closely resemble chimps.

  • @PietvdW

    I've never seen any evidence that chimpanzees (or any other animal, for that matter" don't "like" humans simply for being human.

    There are some animals that are fiercely territorial, so they would get up in arms over anyone violating their turf.

  • @mazedragon1 : evolution does not have "more" evolved. Everyone at this moment in time in the human species is equally evolved. It's a yes/no survival measurement. Humans (and cockroaches) are more evolved than T-Rex's cause there ain't no more T-Rex's.

  • @junkmailjoebrown While I agree with your premise, I have to say that the last part is completely false. The simple fact that tyrannosauruses and hominids did not exist in the same epoch nullifies any contrast made between the fitness of the species. The two species did not compete and therefore cannot be juxtaposed in the way that you've done. In any case, the best measure of "who's more evolved" is one that takes into account the amount of derived characteristics a species has.

  • @LoquaciousApe

    The process of evolution has reduced the # of T-Rex's to 0 (extinct) and increased the # of humans to > 0. In this sense, the humans are evolved and T-Rex's are extinct. The only way to meaning fully compare to co-existing species is to introduce an environment. Humans are genetically better in a year-round sub zero environment (say Antartica). And coackroaches are more evolved for a nuclear fallout environment. While both avoid extinction in an urban environment.

  • @junkmailjoebrown Hah. Paleontological evidence tells us that dinosaurs managed to adapt to every environment on earth. They'd have no trouble surviving in a subzero environment because, well, some of them thrived in them. While human technology is a product of evolution and as such can be considered fair when comparing the two species, keep in mind that dinosaurs are far more adaptable even without any artificial aids. Also, humans wouldn't have survived the mass extinction either.

  • @junkmailjoebrown We still struggle with natural disasters. And I'm not sure what makes you think "humans are genetically better in a year-round sub zero environment." That obviously isn't true.

  • @LoquaciousApe - Humans are better in a year-round sub zero environment than cockroaches. Here's the evidence: Human population of Antartica >0. Cockroach population (presumably) =0. Humans genetically win in that enviroment.

  • steve fucking martin heeeellllll ye3eeaaahhhh

  • Atheists are welcome to sing with the Unitarians. We welcome the spiritualism of all, including Atheists, humanists, and others. We just encourage whatever your spiritual journey that it is a part of your life, and that your beliefs are displayed in your life works.

  • What did Moses do for 40 years in the desert after freeing God's people? He, and others in the group, raised an army. Then they marched into what is now Isreal and killed every man, woman and child to claim the territory as God's gift to them. Sorry you can have that God, I don't want him.

  • Y'all shutup when Steve Martin is singin'

  • I never realized SM was such a bigot. Now I know.

  • @swankydog really? It's comedy. 

  • This is my kinda hymnal!

  • The video is hilarious & entertaining. Which is all it was supposed to be. All the 4-letter rants & hate-filled raves of the atheists' posts serve to further prove the misery & lack of love for fellow man that blind followers of this anti-Christian sect follow. Where is their peace & love for fellow man as taught & exemplified by Jesus? Dead. Along with the chance of God living in their hearts. What a sad & hopeless situation they drown in. Such a pitiful waste of life.