JOHN GREEN IS FAT.

[cooliodiddy]

This was made on my birthday :)

[shikamaruisfit]

I can't tell you you're fat :') You're beautiful

[homestarrunnerfan226]

John listens to Das Racist?!!? interesting.

[Applepopess]

Where is the racist reference everyone is commenting about?! I don't get it.

[sparkleshinestun]

@Applepopess They are referring to the alternative hip hop group called 'Das Racist'

[mayrin1112]

TIME TRAVEL COMMENT! you're so fat, yo mama is so fat jokes should be called john is so fat

[MegaBookWormGirl]

How were we supposed to know you're fat (Which I never thought you were)? We only ever see your shoulders and head!! Well, and I see the picture of you on te dust cover of Tfios, but you looks absolutely the opposite of fat in that picture. In fact, you look kinda.... epic.

[bobtheman1y]

DAS RACIST REFERENCE OMG

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

I am currently wearing my Pizza John shirt. 

[studiounluck]

HOLY SHIT DAS RACIST

[funerdboy]

the origins of pizza john. life = complete

[GfNitro]

kinda want to try that taco...pizza...pizza taco?

[AxolotlsAreCuteLol]

John, your not fat, your cuddly ^.^

[shahoney]

I've gained 20 lbs. since high school 8 years ago. HOLY SHIT I DON'T WANT TO GET FAT LIKE JOHN. MUST EXERCISE NOW xP (that, or have a baby).

[stormbird08]

Did he say since Henry was born? Two years ago when this video was made? How old is Henry? Am I old. PANIC!!!!!

[NinjaTrixxr]

Anybody notice the pony and creepy Santa Claus on the shelf in the background? They're kind-of scaring me.

[bluebanshee3]

1:52---pizza hair!

[shibunnyroxx]

Did he... Just make that reference? Okay, I admit. That joke had to be made.

[thatwhichisgiven]

Dude... I don't think you're fat. At all.

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WORLD AND ITS CONVOLUTED PERCEPTION OF WEIGHT?!?!?!

[BNBazel]

You're not fat, you're horizontally gifted.

[aKISSinTHEmoonlighT]

I want it as a shirt as well. The problem isn't that it doesn't exist, but rather that my mother won't let me buy and it and is confused as to why I want a shirt with a "pedophile" on it. Poor, poor, non-nerd fighter mother.

[solath]

John, you aren't fat - you're just 14" too short.

[1upguy0]

haha

[killahprophecy]

Das racist reference?

[starsplash922]

John, we can tell it's been a rough day. The puff level is high.

[vidkid42]

I love John. Most people would be embarrassed or offended or angry about a Facebook dedicated to proving they were fat. John just goes with it :)

[sup3rghandi]

Is.. is john green quoting das racist or is das racist quoting john green.

[thing2liv]

Use metric, it will make you feel less fat and make it easier to calculate your weight.

[pianisimobella]

who else got here from this being in the recommended videos for no reason? xD DFTBA

[cmcsher1]

John, you aren't fat. You're adorable <3

[hmsoctopus]

I miss the puff levels of this time. :(

[lemonice2700]

Every time he says Mmmm Pizza... at the end of this video I make a combination laugh-squeal sound that blasts through the walls of my dorm and wakes my sleeping neighbors at 3 am

[ginarocks75]

You're not fat, you just more awesome than the average person!

[DreamByTheFire]

God bless American food. It makes us jolly.

[DeezyWheezy]

John every time you talk about how much weight you've lost since Henry was born, I envision a pregnant John Green...and that's not an image I want to take with me.

[FromAcrossThePond6]

Your pizza shirt likes to follow me when i leave it around my room O.O

[TheEditingShop]

Taco wrapped in a pizza. That's the most American thing I've ever seen.

[EvilKarmaAngel]

@TheEditingShop I'm guessing you haven't seen the deep-fried snickers bar. Or the double-down.

[awsomelizzy13]

@EvilKarmaAngel mmmmm, deep fried snickers.....

[AkemixMiyano]

i want a taco wrapped in a pizza

[xochequetsal]

Hehe he had no idea how much the Pizza Shirt would impact Nerdfighteria... :D

[SoWhyAgain]

Okay, it's 2:18 in the morning and I cannot stop laughing over this video and now I have the hiccups.

[adiclm29]

Did anyone else try to close the ad on the picture of John with the cheese-its at 1:19?

[tsunayoshisawada]

Don't feel bad, I've gained about 165 pounds since 1995... that may also be because I was born in 1995.

[liklsontheinternet]

you are not aware of how beautiful you are john.

[UnLawfulName]

John, you're not fat. You just need a wider lens.

[nidarnairb]

Just set really high goals for yourself and stress the weight off. I lose like 15 pounds every exam week.

[McBridindirty]

It's cool John. You're not fat, you're just widescreen.

[ilovegoldfish19]

At 0:49 John went from a navy blue to a lavender shirt.

[hotshot3434]

@ilovegoldfish19 that was a clip from another video

[Alesandrokhan]

hey hank & john i kinda wondering why none of johns books are in Trinidad because ordering is too expensive n i really wanna read TFIOS. plz like this so i cant read TFIOS n all other books by John Green. from the 1 of the few nerdfighters in Trinidad DFTBA

[sk8rKim]

Thanks goodness that John wanted his face on that shirt...its pretty much the best way to find a nerdfighter

[LMNOP1214]

"John's not fat... He's squishy." Hilarious Facebook nerdfighter is hilarious.

[SometimesImAwesome]

I really love how you said "he was red" at the beginning. lolololololololololol

[merksmirs]

You're not fat John... just you know pudgy

[BeesDontSeeBlue]

are composed entirely of fat, which we all know is not true. The main reason I point this out to you and the whole of the internet is that I find the usage of the term insulting. If you would, please do not promote the american ideal that all people must be under a certain weight to be considered attractive. It is simply not true, and I feel that we need to be more supportive of those who are discriminated against for the number that appears when they step on a scale.

[BeesDontSeeBlue]

John, I would like to point out that saying that one is "fat" is not technically correct. One cannot BE fat, and in fact, one's levels of fat cannot technically be increased. A person is born with the amount of fat cells in their bodies that they die with, regardless of diet and amount of exercise. When one becomes what professionals call "obese", it is because their fat cells have expanded, not because they have more fat cells than they began with. To say someone IS fat is to say that they

[ZeAwkwardOrcas]

Sick day = watching old vlogbrothers videos :)

[xxsaranghaeyo]

omg a das racist reference??!?!??!!?>!>!?!?> EOPJPP(UW_PJWSEFPAOfG|SH#()Fa?­sF<OE

[rback057]

I've gained 145 pounds since 1995. :p

Granted, I was born in 1995, but still.

[mirrandas91]

I've always wondered how that shirt came to be.

[Sophieisnerd]

And thus the pizza John was born.

[Gee1078]

You being motivated to loose weight is making me want to loose weight too. Why are you doing this to me? I was so content with going to an early grave.

[imrorykelly]

the creation of the pizza shirt...and a legend...was born!!

[Phlurpit]

Since 1995 I've gained 78 pounds. (I was born in 1998 and I'm underweight)

[MsSkodge]

How do you even fit in through doors? You're so fat.

(but not really I just wanted to motivate you)

[midnightsun2010]

Oh, John...oh, Johnny...you're not at all fat. I promise.

[xxblueeyesxx522]

So John saying "MMMMUSTASHE" is the sound i set to go off when my phone turns on and off. It is very loud and awesome. However the awesome level decreased rapidly when i turned my phone off in church...

[DarkWolfMitaki]

Young hot John is young and hot.

[JacquilineMist]

John Green is young enough to be my brother. Or my teenaged dad. And his is incredibly attractive.

[tehmonkey100]

YOU LOOK LIKE JABBA THE HUT! SALACIOUS CRUMB LIVES IN YO BELLEH! Good luck with the weight loss, mate!

[scapefinn]

im still fat, hopefully ill get skinny.

[katiekat811]

I was born in 1995.....awk.

[TammiBloo]

0:24

You're welcome, ladies. You're welcome.

[LoveMeansRawr]

I just realized that there's a reference to the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell song! YAY!!

[OwlCityFan26]

AND SO THE PIZZA JOHN SHIRT WAS BORN -3

[NoLife2point0]

Hey! Just more to love <3

[tatters5]

Where can I see the video where the "pizza shirt" joke originated? Thanks nerdfighters!

[hawkwardish]

I recently discovered that one of my closer friends is a nerdfighter. So after freaking out and nerdfighter-saluting each other, we continued eating our pizza and saying "MMM...PIZZA" every ten seconds or so. My life is complete.

[sgoodspeed93]

Wore my Pizza John shirt on the first day of college, and now my nickname is Pizza John. Thank god for that shirt.

[FlargTheKitty]

@sgoodspeed93 Oh my God, I admire you so much.

[pbjellybeanful]

You're not fat John. You're just horizontally challenged.

[KawaiiKeeper]

@pbjellybeanful Horizontally gifted, you mean. ;)

[Valdrag]

@pbjellybeanful I dont agree, I think he excells horizontally lol

[nerdfighterbakergirl]

@TicTacTJ93 Me too!!!

[TicTacTJ93]

I want a ringtone of the last two seconds of this video... 'Mmm, Pizza.'

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

And the Pizza John shirt phenomenon was born

[elmbergstrom]

I can't quite tell if his attitude is serious, or if he's actually slightly offended by it all... The tone seems just slightly off from the other (hundreds of) videos.... Oh well, it's an old one.

[mrcoggerman1]

lol pizza hut was advertised on this video

[clgjdb]

Hes not fat...hes just unevenly proportioned :)

[rawrrar3]

i love you john youre not fat :)

[chantiquoi]

das racist and john green.. great combo

[austic1]

John isn't fat, he's just king size!

[wheeesian]

John's hair here looks like Henry's hair.

[anatete1]

1:47 and so it began.

[hereverydayadventure]

Weird that I click on a vid called "John Green is fat" and my first thought upon seeing John is "he looks attractive in lavender."

[SNICKERFACED]

@hereverydayadventure hell yeah. Takes a real man to pull off a lavender shirt.

[pbjellybeanful]

@hereverydayadventure Oh, i had that same thought

[rumbleroarisdabomb]

@hereverydayadventure i read your comment while waiting for the video to load, and then MY first thought was "he DOES look attractive in lavender" lol

[DisciplineControl]

My friends and I just had a pizza eating contest at Pizza Hut. Unfortunetaly I lost but I did my best, just for you John!

[MegaOrangecat]

My version of running is the same

[wisemint]

If only he knew what Pizza John would become...

[Epicpieman22]

Your fat :)

[iamflavadave]

1:34 Did John Green just make a Das Racist reference? I've been getting in to Das Racist recently, and it blew my mind when I found this. It is confirmed (although, was it ever a question?) that John Green is officially cooler than me.

[KungfuCow5]

Black Santa in the background.

[homerdude7]

hey John have you noticed that desserts is stressed backwards, I mind blow as good as Hank... that came out wrong

[pkConda]

where can i find the 5 seconds john had a mustache? i wanna see :)

[ConnectingTheTwins]

@pkConda watch "shaving for pakistan"

[pkConda]

@ConnectingTheTwins thanks so much :):)

[glic6616]

THE BIRTH OF PIZZA JOHN!

[MitchellwickATR]

FAT ASS

[MarisPallitax1]

...the dawn of the pizza shirt

[faggotstep]

I only recently started listening to Das Racist, so I only just understood the "I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell"...

[ddc32997]

PIZZA JOHN!! :D

[wickedlynatalie]

and so began the phenomenon of Pizza John...

[KatyHallow]

The only puffiness I see is on top of his head!

[realrealwarpet]

I like how in "Looking for Alaska" the main characters nickname was pudge *because I totally forgot his real name.* was like a orediction for the future.

[MsWasteland101]

John wasn't fat, he was festively plump.

[dummyinblue]

@MsWasteland101 I really like that, festively plump. In fact, I think I love it. May I quote you?

[MsWasteland101]

@dummyinblue Of course! Lol!

[ajswanson91]

@MsWasteland101 I think I may have to use "festively plump" some time, too. That's hilarious, and very clever :D

[SuperPandahz]

I really want that shirt John. Your face on a shirt is the greatest thing ever.

[MarloinSkitop]

"I don't know why I love that, but I know I want it as a shirt." XD

[LexiTheShortOne]

MY PIZZA JOHN SHIRT JUST ARRIVE IN THE MAIL.

HOORAY!!!

[mynameisvanille]

yellow!

[NannersFromDaHood]

JOHN WAS FAT?!?!

[denoiafamily]

@MeLaneyDay

No, he's puffy!

[MeLaneyDay]

John's not fat he's squishy.

[KungfuCow5]

@MeLaneyDay He winters well.

[hereverydayadventure]

@MeLaneyDay my overweight cousins prefer fluffy. That's my favorite euphemism.

[MeLaneyDay]

@hereverydayadventure 1:04 on the facebook page thats the first comment.

[Fashoniesta]

@MeLaneyDay noooooo he's fluffy

[rweasley103]

@MeLaneyDay i was told not to use the word fat and to say pleasantly plump instead

[TheMachinegunkitteh]

@rweasley103 yeah, i say Festively Plump

[commenter2498]

@StuckInTheFourWalls

Ha ha!

[raindropsonroses6]

John Green WAS fat.

[ultimatekai]

My boyfriend told me that as soon as a man turns 30, he begins answering the phone with "Yello!" I didn't believe him. Until I saw this video.

[provocativetimbre]

The Das Racist reference made me oh so happy.

[ItsAmysCrazyLife]

YOU ARE NOT THAT FAT! errr your such a girl...... sorry females

[commenter2498]

Oh God,

I ACTUALLY SHOT COKE OUT OF MY NOSE WHEN I SAW THAT PIZZA SHIRT.

painful.

[EmilyK95]

This video makes me very conscious of the fact that I'm about to eat McDonald's...

[wolverineblue18]

John, it says something that all of nerfighteria can fit behind you... just saying.

[Hartfordamy]

don't worry john- all of nerdfighteria is behind you! you are not the only fat person out there- we can do this together! do it to be a good role model to little henry! xxxx

[grandchildofchaos]

WTF He's not even that fat....

[REsidentVille]

lol he was with epicmealtime? just look at that taco!

[GeorgiaGrier28]

i finally understand the pizza john shirt now. yay!

[nonsensicalcompound]

The bookshelves are slightly not parallel with the frame.

WHY

[randobanana]

JOHN GREEN IS NOT FAT! YOU WANT FAT?! LOOK AT MODERN DAY AMERICA!

[pugluvingurrrl]

And thus, the pizza shirt is born.

[Datelesswonders]

Try a treadmill in front of the TV or similar device.

[Datelesswonders]

1:17 you tried to click the "x", didn't you?

[runkaylynrun]

The girl who liked that comment at 1:03 (@thatweirdnerdygirl) was on Jeopardy.

[MsWasteland101]

nerds always grow up to be super attractive and super hot. It's like they're super humans!

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

John, first you allow there to be "JOHN GREEN IS FAT" and "JOHN GREEN IS NOT FAT", and now you let "THIS PART" and "THIS PART OF JOHN GREEN" to exist...just... When will you learn? ;)

[coolliger]

Good for you John, keep up the hard work! :)

[beautifulbobo]

The last three seconds made my life.

[IamHeatherC]

Do you know about the Canadian Red Green? He's a funny guy, you'd enjoy him.

[ssparrow331]

@IamHeatherC I love that guy!

[Caitygirl10758]

P90-X

[BigGberg]

i got this shirt when it was first released and i have worn it to the gym every time that i have gone and it was clean. this time john was fat motivated me (also jon btw) to lose weight as well. i have until now 18 months later lost 45lbs and going strong. just finished INSANITY and starting P90x in 2 weeks. #motivatedbypizzajon

[mercyvaughn]

The ad on the side of this video? Papa John's Pizza. I laughed so hard.

[a0coocoobrain0o0o0o]

@mercyvaughn

really, mines for a weight loss thingr

[squirrelgirl95]

LOL PAPA JOHN!!! (;o;)

[akavioletcarson]

The Birth of the Pizza John Shirt!!! An historic occasion!!!! XD

[ThisisAidan]

I didn't ever think you looked fat. O.o

[Irishtayto]

i want that shirt too .... and hopefully soon ill have it :D

[zoladzish]

I want "Mmmm...pizzaa" as my ringtone.

@zoladzish it happened.