Dilbert Cartoon 02X07 - The Merger - part 3/3

[snipersLock]

"He starved to death with a full stomach", lol

[alexbadila1]

LOL DILCAR!

[TheLackofattack]

BrainSuck Industries: A Dogbert company.

[knucklescapricorn31]

I would give Dilbert a hug...

[freg35]

DOGBERT: we tolerate you largely for the entertainment vallue hahahah

poor dilbert, dogbert is a god

[MARGARELON]

@freg35 You shouldn't underestimate the advantages of being a person that dogbert tolerates.

[ghostsurfer666]

It woulda been funny if the planet they landed on was inhabited by Dupey's

[eyeaboveall]

this is what broke the roswell merger

[srkh28]

scott adams is an oracle! these are brilliant!

[hilldanielle10]

@patu8010 any mom who rubs poison ivy on their sons underwear, to embarrass their son on their graduation day, is evil in my book. i never said anything about rather or not she loved him or not. i just said she had no heart.

[hilldanielle10]

Dilbert's mom has no heart....



[patu8010]

@hilldanielle10 Whaat? He loves her son

[amcint01]

The duck lamps are cute, but I'm more concerned with why Dilbert's mom is knitting a sweater with THREE arms. That's...odd.

[hissybitch]

baha, his mom's lamp is a blue duck

[NeptuneMS385]

Dogbert's laugh sounds so fake...

[Sirustalcelion]

Dilcar? shouldn't it be Carbert?

[lordinioch]

Brainsuckers vs. Brainpeople! Place your bets now :D

[Sabq]

- aaaa..hello?!...

- you can say that.

[WolfClant]

wally is my fav

[LuciusTheFair]

The marketing guy was immune to brainsucking, thats my favorite part.

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

LOL.

Marketing killed the CEO :')

[Pluss18]

The only time Dogbert laughs!

[RS250Squid]

Something about the Orgaplonians just sets me against them. They look sneaky :-D.

[ThatGuyWithTheHat]

Jeez, Dilmom...that's cold.

[holasenor96]

we bring you,SYNERGY. AHHGGGGHHHH!!!

[gunnyification]

LOL

That was brilliant.

[RiftDragon]

dogberts laughing is funny

[watersprite]

Dilbert's mom has a Blue Duck lamp! CUTE!!! ('^.^)*

[WolfClant]

@watersprite its a guse

[Golemoid]

today is bag day

[Feytor11]

garbage guy is my hero

[fish0fcook]

we dont want him ruining our safety record... haha

[casatortugas]

the alien music is very, very similar to the

MIB one

[Golemoid]

dilcar lol

[zAnimeFansz]

wtf...since dogbert is the ceo of the company why does he wanted to get the 14 billion from the company instead of jus taking all of them himself instead of wasting his time

[ThatGuyWithTheHat]

Because he knows he can pretty much do something like this again whenever he wants. Most of what Dogbert does is more for the sake of amusing himself than it is for an immediate need for profit.

[newyy1]

...actually, signing a contract under any kind of substance does hold up in court. Going to college rocks!

[commander144]

what is synergry anyway?

[Byrnzi360]

when two forces work together towards a "positive" outcome.

[sphingxx]

lol master key

[sureseg]

blue duck lamp

[TheGlideIsHere]

Haha, the garbage man is awesome.

[TUNDRAStrt]

Thanks again DilbertCartoonZ!

[DilbertCartoonZ]

Please try to respect each other in the comments guys... everyone can say what he wants, but respect the others.. ;)

[mrfivegold]

@DilbertCartoonZ Except the trolls, both door and internet ones... God I hate those little bastards.

[Jonhx5]

Omg, all the episodes were ok and now flames... take it to personal messages :p

¨Hello...!¨ ¨You could say that¨ LOOOOOL

[FitoSaav]

"All I did was take him to marketing!, he stuck his snout into some peoples ears, now he's acting like this"

Lol wow.

[FitoSaav]

TotallyRandomForever

- No life much?

Great Ep by the way :)

[TotallyRandomForever]

Haha, I noticed that!!

[mtanti87]

Dude, video responses to each other... It's a normal thing to do and doesn't cost you anything.

[TotallyRandomForever]

First! View, rating comment =P rofl

[masterjon3]

nice

[retrozim]

Nobody gives a fuck.

[Dihgal]

You cared enough to reply.

[retrozim]

I replied because TotallyRandomForever is a fucking idiot. Noone cares that he commented first. I care that he's retarded. Fuck off.

[TotallyRandomForever]

Wow. I can't say that I was first? So now I am a fucking idiot and a retard... get a life dude.

[colbertLOTR91]

no cause all your comments tend to be 3rd or second in comments

[TotallyRandomForever]

Because:

1st) There's not many comments within teh first few hours

2nd) Since I'm subscribed to them, I see the video very soon after it came out!!

3rd) GET OVER It!!!

[brainyack9999]

luckey

[TotallyRandomForever]

Lol, aren't I? The best part of getting first is that some people have so much time on their hands that they must hate on me just to make themselves feel good. Its hilarious!!

[retrozim]

No, the best part is that the highlight of your life is being the first to comment on a Youtube video.

[TotallyRandomForever]

Meeeh!!! FUCK YOU lol.

[MaskedMumblr]

Jeez, calm the fuck down, retrozim. Try to keep your small temper under control, grow up!

[MaskedMumblr]

....Nevermind, I saw your channel is filled with little kid shows. I guess you ARE acting your age.

[retrozim]

It is? Were you looking at the right fucking channel?

And when did anyone tell me to "act my age"? They didn't. Moron.

[MaskedMumblr]

Sonic the hedgehog = kid's show

[retrozim]

Sonic the Hedgehog = video game that everyone plays...

[randomdude28]

not the new ones, they suck ass

[retrozim]

True, but Unleashed is good. Sonic 06 can go fuck itself though.