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  • Alyson Noël said that Damen is a better painter than Pablo Picasso? THAT IS BLASPHEMY!

  • The villian died because she didn't have love???? Well damn! If that's the case Voldemort would've keeled over waaaay before Potter!

  • If there was such a thing as literary torture, this book would probably be for the worst criminals.

  • 5:28 officially made my day.

    Melina, you are hilarious, and a great terrible-book-reviewer.

    Keep them coming! :D

  • Look bitch. Emo people aren't bad. You are putting us down. Don't be mad about what you're not.

  • @carsonrulz101 of course emo people aren't bad, but this book used all the negative emo stereotypes to create her character

  • @MelinaPendulum I read the book. I hate it, also. I think its part of the shitty Illuminati and its shit. That's also trying to put down emos. Thats why I was so mad when you were talking about emos. We aren't bad but we don't do all good things.

  • Wait...a book that has a depressed loser emo lead,a love interest so perfect only he can get himself off,a poser goth who performs despicable sexual acts on baked goods,a villain who dies do to a love deficiency,and the overall effect of the novel is constipation.Melina P I weep for you.

  • What a great video. I hope you like mine and the power of the Third Q!

  • Alyson Noel must have never gone to high school if she thinks that the only thing a goth listens to is Evanescence. . . I have read this book as well and think the exact same thing as you do. I felt is was such a waste of my money, my time inevitably and I felt like I had a damn Lobotomy after I finished it.

    I haven't felt that way since I read New moon. i'm forever scarred.

  • @ponyboyluver15

    Have you read Hush, Hush yet.

  • @ZeroMyHero99

    I don't read teen fiction anymore because its the same bullshitter stuff Its either about either Angles, Vampires or some sort of supernatural romance; its what's selling right now. I will read about it though and see if it sounds any good.

  • @ponyboyluver15

    It's not good.

  • @ZeroMyHero99

    Oh so this was a warning? Thank you for the warning its much appreciated.

  • i wish the reincarnation of damen`s big love was miles

  • Oh, I actually forgot to mention this - I didn't really mind Haven's reasoning, since teenagers are naive and they do stupid things.. I probably didn't phrase that well. However, I think it would've been better if Haven went through some character development and grew up past the "mommy doesn't love me" phase. Teens do still have a lot of growing to do, and it's a conflicting age.

    Anyways, just my opinion.

  • I agree. I didn't have a problem with the prose, but I didn't think it was amazing, but I have to agree with you. The plot was nothing special to me. Damen was like the King of Gary Stus. :|

  • give blow jobs to cupcakes...made my day, seriously(:

  • i love your videos and this book was torture....... i couldnt finish it

  • Ever Bloom.

    Ugh.

  • @xoxjamieluvxox As a comic-book nerd I know that all too well, since I've read and bought Comic-books that were lacking in plot, and character development, as they focused more-so on action... I can also say the same about some of the movies I like.

  • @xoxjamieluvxox At least you're honest about it... Even with your thoughts on Damien...

  • @Zoe67304 I hate The Immortals too, it's too much like a Mary-Sue romance. But HoN wasn't too bad, at least it had a plot.

  • I had looked at the evermore books, but I didn't really wanna read them cause I didn't wanna get disappointed. But, then one of my friends says she has the book, and then I borrow it cause I figure, "Hey, at least if it's bad then I didn't waste my money on it." And, it's just like you said. Throughout the entire book, I was waiting for something to happen. And when something did happen, it was towards the end of the book. And, the rest of it was just all this sappy romance crap. No offense.

  • @FlyFree4evr Hey dude romance stories targeted towards adolescent can be written a lot better than they are, but the sad fact is a lot of ppl are under the impression that chicks don't dig conflict, therefore you get mushy, lifeless romances like Evermore and Twilight. I'm not looking to start a revolution when I finish my romance novels, but at the very least hope to leave a scar in teen romances.

  • I actually really liked this book. I know it's cheesy and definately flawed, but I love romance books. And about her going from a cheerleader, to a depressed weirdo, she had lost her family in car crash and she was the only one who survived. I would completely check out to. I'd isolate myself and wouldn't feel like doing anything, so I don't really think she can be faulted for that.

  • @2:30 you know you wanted to say "to my chagrin".

  • "I was not myself for days" LMFAO that must have been an awful read :/

  • Meh, I think of Evermore and Twilight like Diarrhea; they were both crappy and rushed. I read Evermore and I got bored. I liked Twilight--the first book--sorta, but the other three books were just horrid.

  • @Theo2kitty I have the book Evermore and I stopped reading it. It was just that awful. Stephanie Meyer maybe a shit writer, but whoever wrote Evermore was even crapier.

  • There were parts where they were sitting and then suddenly walking out the door - when did they stand up? Not to mention Ms. Noel says Ever's listening to Sid Vicious screaming 'Anarcy in the U.K.' when the Sex Pistols singer was Johnny Rotten. Just b/c Sid's more famous...how hard is it to check facts in Google?? Ugh, awful book.

  • Evermore is an insult to Twilight? DAMN!

  • ... What kind of name is "Ever"?

    Thanks for making this video. I'll have to try and avoid this book. Not only does it sound horrible, but that part you mentioned at 6:01 reminds me a lot of another book I read. Once was enough.

  • Funny enough I actually enjoyed the book but it's like Twilight in one way. It ain't ending up in my collection.

  • Out of curiosity, I read the first two chapters online. I was cringing after the first few paragraphs and felt sick by the time I finished. It's full of cliches, and the set-ups are so obvious!

    "Class, this is Damen Auguste. Okay Damen, you can take that seat right next to Ever." Ugh, really?

  • So Twilight is shit while Evermore is an A-bomb of shit?

    ... Good god

  • No, no, it is absolutely as bad as you're making it sound. Wrose even...

  • What was the name of the song after your intro? Just curious.

  • "Go home... sit down... take off your clothes... and suck your own dick!" ROFLMAO I love your reviews!

  • My friend showed me this , and well , I 'm one of those people who thought the book was good . I read all the books that were in the series so far and I thought it was pretty good . I like romance books no matter how weird or dumb or cheesy it is . I just like romance books . I didn 't really like Twilight though cuz of the vampires ... and their sparkly ways . I can agree with some of things you said , but I still the love the series . And .. yeah , I think that 's it .

  • @greeenluvsyou It's no problem. :3

    You have the right to like whatever you like. Besides I ended up read (well listening) to the whole series anyway so Alyson won :D

  • @greeenluvsyou What is it with people like you and feeling guilt for liking a crappy book? There is nothing wrong with liking a book like Evermore, so long as you know that it has flaws. Hell as a comic-book nerd I've read a few comic-book series that are poorly written, but I do get some enjoyment out of the action oriented portions of the plot.

  • When you said that the villain dies because she doesn't have love, I seriously started giggling as uncontrollably as you were. Oh lord, I kind of want to read this now, just for the lulz, but I get the feeling it would only fuel my rage toward teeny bopper culture. And trust me, I already have enough of it.

  • Damen loves the girl because it's destiny...

    Do I need to say anything about that? Do I even need to-- oh WTH? It kind've sounds worse, but in some way better than "I can't read her mind, therefore she intrigues me."

  • @MelinaPendulum what do you mean "Give blowjobs to cupcakes"?

  • I think Evermore is also a ridiculous book. It's terrible... so terrible. I actually read Evermore and Blue Moon. Haven't read the other ones but... these books are terrible. It is definitely worse than Twilight, and Twilight is literally gold to me in comparison. The characters are so weak, and the writing is brutal. ICK. House of Night, that's another book series I find brutally terrible.

  • One good thing came out of that book: This video.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Wait, it's seriously going to be a TRILOGY?!

  • Well, this woman apparently contradicts logic, even more so than Stephenie Meyer. The villain died because she had no LOVE? Aren't villains supposed to be evil and have no love to begin with? So, this woman should have been dead forever, technically. Thanks for warning me not to buy this lulz-fest, Melina.

  • @CobaltLuster Ever here of anti-heros? The people who try to achieve good through evil deeds? The antagonist seems no different. She wants to be loved, but she doesn't know how to properly gain it apparently. So to me it would make sense for her to die because of not having any love.

  • @DemonicRemption Well, I haven't read the book, but it just seems off. It's a passive characteristic, her not having any love. She can't just die all of a sudden when this lack of love has been going on for quite some time now.

  • @CobaltLuster True... It would be stupid if that's the case, and for the sake og Alyson Noel, I hope it's not.

  • Your not overreacting... AT ALL. I felt the same way, just finished the book yesterday (forcing myself to just finish it and get it over with!).

    And I looked for any reviews (on this book), any, to see if they 'captured' how horrified I felt and mentally drained at having read this book. Oh, how glad I was to have found you!! I've been looking at the rest of your videos and I am so surprised how much I agree with mostly everything you say or have a opinion of.

  • Whats Evermore??? I've never heard of it? It sounds terrible but I kinda want to see proof that its actually WORSE then Twilight.

  • "I've moved on since 1874...I don't need you. I have an iPod." Awsome.

  • Finally a person who hates Evermore. The was nothing but cliche on top of cliche. I dislike all the characters. Ever is a emo, whiney Mary-Sue, Damen is a boring stalking love interest, and Haven is just plain annoying and a wanna-be. The only character I liked was Miles even though he's a cliche gay guy. I hated the fact that the villain died because of her lack of love. The author is basically saying that if you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend you have no purpose of living. *Facepalm*

  • evermore: hot supernatural chick and hot immortal supernatural dude fall in love

    hmmm what does this remind me of.....

  • Damn, you really hate this thing!

    Now I have to read it.

  • Think about it this way,with twilight blowing every little thing out of the water with its...somewhat exceptable sueness,hopefully it'll crush evermore into the dust before it becomes a movie and is exposed to a larger audience ^^;;;

  • lol blowjobs to cupcakes thatis great.

  • I read a bit of it online for the lulz just to see how bad it was and from the very first page my brain was starting to hurt from all the name-dropping and the whole "God, I'm goffick!" thing going on. Ugh! Do not want!

  • I'm surprised you read the book...my friend said I should read the books so I read the 3 and Shadowland was even worse than Eclipse, cause absolutely NOTHING HAPPENS!!! I just want to know what happens in the end. But I hate the series but my friend swears by it >.>

  • I saw the description of this video and let out an inner whoop of joy. I couldn't *stand* Evermore. Definitely one of the worst books I've ever read.

    Ever was whiny, and the other characters were sooo cliche.

  • YES! You have no idea how many times this video decided it hated me.

    I attempted to read it, and I got to about page sixteen. Seriously. You are amazing for making it so far. This book didn't even amuse me, it just made me lose faith in humanity when I realized someone thought this was good enough to be published.

  • It's not enough that Stephenie Liar had to rip off of LJ Smith's vampire diaries, but now Alyson Noel does it too (to both Smith & Smeyer?! In Vampire diaries Stefan saved Elena from a car crash that killed her parents, in the immortal series, Damen saves Ever from a car crash that killed her parents - and they both don't find out about it until much later

  • I'm reading Evermore now. It's...boring...and the characters do annoy me. Miles, he's ok, just because he told off Haven when she was all like, "OMG, Drina excepts meeeeee!" and he was like "Then why are you changing yourself to be like her if she excepts you?" BURN. The gender confused Buttercup was fucking hilarious! XD I equate it to Twilight, because Bella annoys the crap out of me so much, though it's slightly better written and more original. And Evermore is a Twilight ripoff in parts.

  • But you have every right to hate it. I guess I haven't been as traumitizied.

  • "Stephenie Meyer, I am so sorry I compared this piece of shit to your piece of shit!"

    I loved all of it.

  • But... what's wrong with giving oral sex to cupcakes?

    Do cupcakes not deserve any love? *sadface*

    Stop discriminating against food!

  • I was being sarcastic, plus I DON"T LIKE TWILIGHT. le sigh.

  • Plus, nothing interesting happens in this book, either.

  • ...you're crazy? You really think the twilight series was better than this book?

  • Yes, it was this book was even worse that Twilight which is already shitting, this is worse.

  • @redhot654 It is... I'm three pages in and I already hate this book.

  • Hi Melina! ^^

    have you heard of the book Boneshaker by Cherie Priest?

  • one more thing

    what do you think of Gloria Tesch and her Maradonia series? ever seen one of them books? theyre hilariously huge

  • I think you should read Fallen. its not just plain bad like Evermore. it might just be a bit better than Twilight. Not by much but hey, whats a few dead brain cells between friends. But Fallen has potential, you should read it. oh and ignore the typos if you do.

  • Hasve you read evernight? Let us know when you do, PLEASE.

  • Ohhh gawd... did you know that there's a 4th book for Evermore coming out in 2010, 5th book in 2011, and 6th book in 2012.

    *shakes head vigorously*

  • lol yeah that book was something else. i laughed when you said the he should go f-himself. lol

  • Villain dies because she doesn't have love? And I thought Twilight was stupid. I congratulate you on reading this piece of shit and remaining sane. It must have been hard.

    And the self-cocksucking line is gold, I laughed my ass off.

  • I tried reading this book and I stopped halfway through. I loathe Damien and Ever. Their "relationship" is not even believable to me at all. The whole book was one cliche after another and this book was really horrible to me. I'm seriously thinking about doing Art and Writing in college at the same time. I feel like literature and originality is really dumbing down and dying completely. Just to please tweens and teens who love this kind of garbage that are called novels.

  • Hey Melina, there's something i've been DYING to ask you !

    Are you 'familiar' with an RPG game called VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE, and if you are, what are your thoughts about it ?

  • Auto-fellatio rocks.

  • I might read it out of curiousity. But if it's as bad as you say then I might do myself a favor and find something better to do haha

  • I can't believe there's a book worse than Twilight

  • xDDD I love this vid

  • I read the summary on wikipedia and burst out laughing at the girl's name because its such a mary sue-ish name. The whole wikipedia article made me go "WTF? Is this seriously a best selling book?"

    Now after hearing your review...I can't believe there's a book worse than Twilight... I also think I enjoy torturing my brain because now I really want to read it, just to experience the horribleness for myself.... XD

  • lol Just to experience the horribleness, huh? Kinda like those people who watch movies by Ed Wood, worst filmmaker of all time. They're cult classics now for being so terrible. lol

  • If you want to read a good book or books read Stephen Kings; The Stand, It, The Shining, or Dream Catchers.

  • I must read and tear apart this book. Seriously. I must.

    I made it through Code Geass. I can make through Evermore.

  • Code Geass, if you watch the Japanese version (don't know if you did), is amazing.

  • I just wondered if this bad experience encouraged you to write more. Because I remember hearing about writers like Stephen King and Octavia Butler were encouraged to write after seeing/reading something bad and realizing that if the (bad writers) can get published then how much more better could they do.

  • Wow. Is it really worse than Twilight? I haven't read Evermore, but my friend has read it and absolutely loves it. But it sounds horrible! I'm glad I haven't gone out and bought it yet. No use in wasting money for a crap book...

  • that's exactly what i was gonna say!

  • Damen Auguste makes me wanna kill myself.

  • Thank you, thank you! People insulted me when I put up my (admittedly, unprofessional) Evermore flame video. Evermore is published My Immortal in every way thinkable -- to the point that the first few pages of My Immortal has a lot of similarities to Evermore. Do you remember how many times Damen was described, in session? Beautiful, smoldering, sexy, etc. And he's friends with everybody in history!

    Thank you, Melina! Thank you! Not even Twilight deserves to be compared to this crap.

  • (continued) I mean you don't "just get" psychic powers magically, though for a child they can come naturally, Ever is not a child, she's a teen. And the fact that the villain dies because she has no love...what does that say about our society? Everyone seems to make it a big deal if you don't have a relationship. And if you don't then you're a loser. :/

  • Well I never read this book and I just read the sypnonsis(sp?) on wikipedia. That's pretty weird that Ever would get all these powers right after the death of her fam. :P

    And I read the author's bio, and she seems very ignorant. Another writer that mostly writes her emotions. I guess it can be ok if it's done well, but a lot of these books are really to the point of absurdity.

  • wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... she gave a cupcake a blow job? now, did the cupcake have creme filling?

    Yes i know I'm horrible, but I simply couldn't resist.

  • i thought a Lesson Before Dying was one of the worst books. I've ever read in my opinion, becuase it takes like 50 pages to reach each minor plot point and very boring.

  • Yeah, it sucks, and it's EVERYWHERE. Did you know that Twilight and Evermore are in my BEST BUY? I'm in there buying Metroid and the Evermore chick is there, shoving the flower into her face and staring from her blue cover. There's no freaking freedom.

    Thanks for reviewing it, though. Now I know for sure not to read it. XD

  • Suck his own dick lol

  • The masochist in me is telling me to run out and pick this book up...

  • 7:14-8:10, I was laughing my head off. I trust you on this, Melina, I definately trust you on this one...

  • If only this book ended like Romeo and Juliet. It's about as much of a joke as Evermore.

  • HA HA HA HA

    Man your so damn funny and smart.

  • "I don't need you, I have an ipod"

    Lmao. You are my favorite youtuber, Melina(:

  • died from lack of love?!? I may have to read this just for the lulz...but then i might explode from vampire/mortal romance overload. seriously...super perfect sexy vampire male lead + pathetic human female lead=bleh!

  • Something else is worse than Twilight?

    My God!

  • i know i'm tempted to read it, you know, like watching a train crash, it's so awful you can't look away !

  • Maybe that's how it became a bestseller lol

  • What do you mean by cupcakes? Like, ACTUAL cupcakes? D:

    Lol, died from lack of love? If it was love in general--the whole spectrum--then maybe I could buy that. Love IS important in basic human needs. but I assume you mean romantic love, and if that is the case then I can only laugh and hope people don't honestly believe that bull. :' D

  • actual cupcakes.

  • @MelinaPendulum

    D :

    So when you say "perform oral sex on cupcakes", you weren't joking?

  • "I don't need you. I have an iPod."

    I found that incredibly hilarious for some reason.

  • You look like you could use a little vacation after this one :\

    You should take one.

    I haven't read it and I won't. After this review and 10 minutes of surfing the net, I have no will at all.

    Thanks for the heads up ;)

    I knew the Twilight thing was going to have a negative impact on the YA fiction, but daaayum!

  • HAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    omfg ru serious!!

    Lack of love?!!??!?! HAHAHAA lmaoxinfinity XD

  • *sigh*

    That "I loved you in a past life" thing only works in Sailor Moon....

  • loooool never thought i would hear you apologize to SM

    I feel so guilty for getting my sister that book and letting her read loool well at least it wasnt me hehe

    awesome review .. exceeded my expectations ^^

  • Another thing is Evermore totally stole the whole "Immortal guys loves mortal girl who keeps getting killed and coming back in another life" thing from the Night world series.

  • Hey in your last post about 'Evermore' you mentioned that Damon was supposedly friends with Emily Bronte?

    Uuuumm Emily was pretty much a recluse. She did not like meeting new people, she was shy to the point of rudeness.

    The only reason she even published her poetry and Wuthering Heights was at her sisters' insistence.

    SHE WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN OUT SIGNED COPIES OF HER BOOK!

    Hell, Wuthering Heights was so poorly received on publication its a wonder Damon would even want a copy of the thing.

  • I haven't read Evermore but you convinced me that it's not the best thing ever (heck if I read the first two pages I would probably put it back down XD)

    But, cheer up, Melina, you saved other people's brains from being destroyed with your review.

  • when you started laughing in the end--I was sold.

  • My bf bought me da book and i think she hates me too cuz da book sucks! you should read the blue blood series books theyre vampire books but they are nothing like twilight the first two or 3 chapters are boring but once u get into it u cant put it down!

  • I think you should read Walden ^-^. I think....well its a boring book but its got good messages. Another book I think you should REALLY read is The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood One of my favorite books and in my opinion should become a classic. Don't watch the movie NOT the same.

  • You're very beautiful. Even when you're ranting. :)

  • lmfao "suck yourself"

    thats awsome

    I applaud you Melina

  • I haven't read Evermore, I have it but you've put me off reading it. =P

    Have you read Looking for Alaska or Paper Towns by John Green? Or Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta? I'm curious about whether you would like them because they're among my favourites.

    Oh, or The Hunger Games (and the sequel, Catching Fire) by Suzanne Collins?

  • I'm SORRY! I didn't recommend that shitstain of a book, but I'm still SORRY!

  • Epic review xD I think I would need to get this book in the future so I can rant review it on my blog. xD

  • Melina, I love your rants!

  • Wow...I suppose I should consided myself lucky to have let this book slip off my radar. Why can't writers of books like these recognize that the fact that it's a teen romance novel won't make up for cliche plots, blase characters and poor story structure? The madness has to stop. I'm looking at you, Stephanie Meyer.

  • OMG! Melina, you made my day. You are so funny when you are angry/annoyed. I laugh so much watching this video. I am speechless. Even so, I must admit it. I was going to read Evermore, but I gave up when I read the plot. Why is has to be like Twilight? The thing with Ever reading ordinary people's thoughts but not Damen's It left me disgusted. I am still watching all your vlogs. You are awesome.

  • no one paints better than Picasso!

    I have some non-vampire books that you could read. (You don't have to if you don't want to.) (Some of them might not have the best plot or story ever, but it's a break from the vampire/werewolf craze right now.)

    Suggested books:

    *memoirs of a teenage amnesiac and elsewhere by gabrielle zevin

    *geektastic (too many authors, but holly black is one of them)

    *all 3 of john green's books

    *airhead series by meg cabot

    *impossible by nancy werlin

  • Is it worse than My Immortal?

  • My Immortal is more interesting than this piece of shyt

  • I watched your videos, I read the two first chapters online and the wikipedia article and I thought ''There's no way this book could be good, aside for comic relief...' And then I fell upon a bunch of Twilight fans complaining about how the book sucked. Hell, they were using the. same. exact. comments. that us Twilight haters use against the Twilight series.

    Isn't it scary?...

  • Best review of Evermore I have ever heard. That book was the crappiest thing ever brought into the world. Really. I read a lot and.. wow. There are few things I can think of that are worse than evermore. In fact, I don't even think I can think of anything worse than evermore?

    When exactly did cliché become a selling point? This is the kind of novel that is ruining the publishing world! This is the standard for fiction now? No. Just no. I'm 14, I'm the target audience, and I think this is crap.

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