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  • Wow. Artie is a mess here.

  • ... Dammm Artie called that Conan move.

  • 5:41 Priceless.

  • Even high, he's hilarious. A true talent.

  • wow conan is just super lame.

  • love how artie has sweatpants on

  • @viktorhat It's Jay Leno's Alt

  • totally high

  • artie d bag lange

  • The audience missed Conan's great comeback to Artie's comment about his co-author collaborating with hell hung celebrities: "I look forward to working with him."

  • Conan is the greatest late night host of all time.

  • im wearing arties shirt hes wearing in this interview

  • I read Artie's book and liked it, and I did like him on Stern when I'd listen, but man does his one-note persona get old fast in an interview like this. It's like, we get it, dude, you're out there, you do drugs and nail skanks. Maybe to people in the Midwest or to little kids this is shocking, but to a guy from Philadelphia, who's been a bartender for years, he's just another loud mouth who thinks his self-destruction is brilliant tragedy or something. God, shut up.

  • TV Guide says"Jeers to Conan"? That's good enough for me. I believe it

  • I've got that same hat. LOL

  • Artie Lange is a genius.

  • He must be some kind of physic.

  • If this appearance wasn't a red flag, wtf would be?

  • he's a pig. how can you argue against this?

  • btw, does anyone know if artie is still alive (not even being nasty/sarcastic, just wandering coz i know this guy does a hell of alot of drugs etc) ??

  • this interview was kind of awkward.....i dunno what it was exactly that made it difficult to watch....i've literally just watched an interview of artie lange on conan's show back in 2000 and the air seemed less tense....there was no awkward silences , they seemed to get on like a house on fire....but here, something is different...its defiantely not artie coz he seems as crude n brutually honest as he was back in the 2000....hhhmmmm???

  • Did you guys hear that. After Conan made the joke about seeing himself in Artie, and Artie retorted, he said, "You don't have much longer."

    Early signs...

  • 09:12 MMMYYYEEASSSS!!!

  • Wow. Rob Reiner has let himself go...

  • @dilly5 can't tell if trolling or have no hunour

  • Howard Stern was right, Conan is a pussy who has no backbone.

  • @Dilly5 That's how you become hugely successful in the smarmy talk show business.

  • Damn Artie's awesome!

  • so is Artie dead or what?

  • Smuggled herion, lol

  • seth green is a tiny man...

  • Conan: It's very bright in here...Artie: Thank you.

  • ha ha i think it's a bad move, wise words

  • artie is the shit. . he really is funny

  • 6:30 lmao

  • Seth green looks like mini-me beside Artie. Too fuckin funny.

  • This guy's funny? I guess it must be cool being an ignorant, uneducated, illiterate moron?

  • @kevfulchester I didn't know you have to graduate from Harvard to by funny. Maybe he should go to school and learn how to be funny. Would that make you a happy? Repeat this, I am a whiny bitch.

  • @LatinStats You don't have to go to Harvard to become educated mate. You just don't have to champion ignorance and stupidity, that's all I meant. I mean how great would the world be if everyone just smoked dope and told cock jokes? Not very.

  • Conan, you wouldn't wanna go out with him...

  • Artie Lange 1995 or The Fat Guy From Boogie Nights Today. Who would you rather see shirtless?

  • Conan got pissed at 2:09

  • Best video description ever.

  • aheehhheehhh, i um, uheeehehhhheea. this interview annoyed me.

  • Um..so drugs ..AREN'T cool.  Everyone was right!

  • what was the point in seth green being there

  • i imagine he was an earlier guest on this particular episode. it's not at all uncommon for the first guest to hang around during later interviews.

  • @Anth150, u the first person to actually answer,lol but $hit thats small, he's defiintely lucky he became rich&famous

  • Good Christ

  • Conan's got a bald spot. 0:26

  • Fucking classic. One of the greatest trainwreck interviews of all time.

  • Seth Green should have played Frodo.

  • It's funny how a junky can be a millionare. It's pathetic!

  • seth green is after my lucky charms and when is artie gonna get some new jokes ?

  • seth green is after my lucky charms

  • artie is wearing those heroin glasses lol

  • never seen conan nervous until now. Artey is such an idiot that he says crude things that conan cannot comment on every 2 seconds.

  • @david44454 no he's witty, you're the idiot

    *LauGHs*

  • I love Conan but I have to disagree with him. Jimmy Fallon fucking sucks.

  • I seriously thought Artie Lange was Michael Moore!!! lol

  • 2:30 to Conan's face at 3:01 is a golden moment in television history.

  • WOW!!!!! This is uncomfortable.

  • I wouldn't have guessed that was Artie Lange. He looks like Michael Moore.

  • LOLOL sweat pants.

  • poor conan. you could tell this was a really awkward interview for him.

  • Artie is trying to act like he's John Belushi. Like he's leading this destructive life, doing heroin and drinking too much. That's why he dresses like he's homeless. It's all an act! There's no way that anyone can tell me that this fat fuck does heroin and on top of that, is addicted to it! When you're addicted to heroin all you think about is doing that drug. That's a 24/7 addiction. If you ask me, he's been snorting ice cream shakes and cheese burgers.

  • @rcalvarado yeah because no touring musicians have done heroin. idiot

  • @skaseisback Steve Adler of GUNS and Roses, Mike Starr of Alice In Chains, Dave Mustaine of Metallica and John frusciante of Red Hot Chili Peppers. These are former musicians who were kicked off their bands for being heroin addicts. Don't tell me people can still function while abusing heroin. Heroin is the worst drug anyone can get hooked on. Google "heroin addicts" and see "before and after" pictures. They look frail and thin. Artie doesn't fit this description. You're the Idiot!! ASSHOLE!!

  • @rcalvarado keith richards....you grotty little wanker

  • @skaseisback Keith Richards is under the influence of something alright but it sure as hell isn't heroin. You're a fucking MORON for thinking that heroin addicts can function and lead normal lives. "Keith Richards"?? give me a fucking break!!! Maybe you're under the influence of heroin. It's clouding your mind. IDIOT!!!!!!!

  • @rcalvarado i think you'll find he was on heroin whilst touring. my source? his words. now here's one more you dick. many in the military have been addicted to heroin while on tour.

    you're clearly a recovering addicts so please relapse and die

  • @rcalvarado who the hell would want to immulate Belushi...artie, thin, actually was decent looking so he had hope...but belushi was dog crap ugly skinny or fat

  • "I dunno man, I think its a bad move"

  • If some people think this show is crap and Artie Lang is overrated, tell me what's good on TV? Ellen Degeneres is LAME. Jay Leno SUCKS and anything Ryan Seacrest does is STUPID! Jimmy Fallon is officially the unfunniest man in Late Night history!!!

  • @JMBitchboy jay leno is even worse than Jimmy man,

  • @jair333 I can respect your opinion. But for me it's a toss up. What's Leno's business in Late Night if he's gonna be a "nice guy". It only makes his jokes unfunny and corny. Plus I'm not a fan of Fallon because it's a Late Night midnight talk show but he obviously caters to the tweens. That's why I love Conan and Kimmel because they cater to YOUNG ADULTS which is why their jokes are pretty mean-spirited. I also love Letterman though.

  • @JMBitchboy Well yes i love Conan and kimmel too, leno is worse than fallon for the simple reason that he does not write his own jokes even if he did they would probably only make an 80 year old lady chuckle. he is the dullest dude i have ever seen on Tv.

  • @jair333 True and all Leno does is steal ideas from Howard! And he's too talkative that you wouldn't ever know if he has already hit the punchline of the joke! My beef with Fallon is it's so obvious he's reading cue cards that you can't even find the joke funny because he just wants to get it over with. But wait... I think the worst Late Night host has gotta be GEORGE LOPEZ! Same format but no desk, just blatant ass kissing to guests! Pure disrespect to the Late Night tradition!

  • @JMBitchboy Fallon has never been funny oto me, As for George Lopez he has his moments plus i dont think he is trying to follow the late night tradition at all, i take him over fallon anyday, hahaha!

  • @jair333 He said he's shaking up Late Night but he's not. The thing is Fallon is the worst in monologues and his sketches are brutal but George Lopez has no ability to interview. He can't go one minute in an interview without the crowd screaming because he constantly kisses his guest's ass bringing up every single second a big break they are having or something they've achieved before. STUPID! Even the dickhead Leno can interview better!

  • @JMBitchboy Its true, very very true his audience is always cheering for shit he says i totally agree on that. I used watch a little bit of leno before Conan`s late night i never really had anything against him until the fiasco with Conan. But leno`s monologue has to be the most 1 liner-ish monolouge i have ever heard and they are not even good punchlines he came up with he got them from writers wtf is that? thats even fucking worse than watching WWE now days they are just puppets, thats why....

  • @JMBitchboy ...I stick to Conan he writes alot of his material and he always has input on everything that goes on his show, plus you can tell he is doing it because he loves comedy. Leno is the complete opposite he just sees it as "I go up for 1 hour tell some writer written jokes interview somepeople and get paid", thats why Conan fans cant stand leno.

  • @jair333 People dont like Leno because he's a total fake. His interviews are totaly awkward. He literaly read's a question off the card then after the response he goes "ohh ok" or he will do that dumb inside joke giggle thing he does. I was watching Carson's comedy classics and that was funny stuff. Another reason no one likes Leno is hes extremely ugly and slack jawed. As far as Lopez, ya its like Arsenio, all the black people going nuts cus a brother got a show. In Lopez' case the Latinos.

  • @jair333 Agreed and his connection to his fans and staff is genuine. I loved his interview with Ray Romano last Wednesday! I laughed out so LOUD!!! All that talk about having sex at his age! Hahaha!

  • why was this clip never played during the tonight show wars? artie is the new miss cleo.

  • Artie called it = the move and $40 mill

  • fucking creepy

    jesus

  • WE can bleep that

  • I knew there was a reason why I dont watch this show...fucking boring

  • artie's awesome. conan is a terrible interviewer and just bad on tv. IT WAS A BAD MOVE

  • That was a brutal interview, what an awkward piece of shit artie is. Why people admire this fat unfunny addict is beyond me. ©™

  • You know your a funny guy when even the awkward pauses you generate get laughs...

  • artie called it how did he call it

    

  • @renzgrand Cause the details of Conan's contract were out in the open. Conan pretended like he didn't know what the hell Artie was talking about but it was public knowledge.

  • whos the midget?

  • artie looks like a million bucks!! i hope he comes back to the show soon

  • The awkward pauses were from Artie not being funny. And everyone is right; it was HOWARD who predicted Conan wouldn't last on the Tonight Show.

  • "I would take off these glasses, but I am soo high right now"

    That shit was great.

  • Gotta li'l RD!!!!

  • This slob should thank Howard every chance he gets, where would he be without him, probably touring with jackie.

  • hahahaha im also high rt now

  • whats with the awkward silences, what a shit audience

  • i can't belive he's still alive

  • watch Artie go down the frickin' drain. Artie, get better!

  • A lot of people just don't appreciate some of his darker humour because they haven't been there.

    I'm depressed as fuck and 99% bi-polar but funny too and I can totally appreciate his humour. When people gasp and go "oh wow this guy's messed up" they just don't realize he's trying to be funny.

    If you're in a dark place = your humour will be dark, as will all your comments and outlook. Your moods shape your perspective. I never used to like him that much but he's grown on me.

  • wait didnt artie lie about seing the therapist? so this story is bullshit lol

    FIYA!!!!!

  • artie is exactly like me...honest in every way about everything. its fucking refreshing when I come across people who are just blunt and straight forward

  • @joemoe23

    yeah I'm the same. you don't usually see similar guys on tv with an honest opinion on things..

  • god, artie seems depressed as shit here.

  • no wonder Conan got kicked off he is so fuckin awckward and unhospitable if that is even a word.

  • @jaggededge213 no it isn't a word. it's inhospitable

    get off the HS. go back to school

  • He looks like he lost a lot of weight. Good to see him in shape.

  • Conan was so awkward in this interview... Artie was awesome

  • Yeah I seen Stern on Late Night with Conan.....And he did say Conan should watch out Jay is a person who hides in closets to eavesdrop and Make his way ahead....Jay is a Shady person he hung around knowing his 10 o clock show would be cancelled just so he can take the tonight show back...Anyone else would have jumped off the sinking ship known as NBC and went to a different network...I hope Conan does well on TBS. but hell he still has 40 million dollars.

  • If you guys has Sirius you would have known that Howard Stern, not Artie Lang, made the prediction that Conan's move to LA would prove to be a bad one. Artie just agreed with Howard's explanation as to why the move would be bad and then he used that Stern comment here. GET SIRIUS SATELLITE!!!

  • sounds like Conan took Arties advice, he took the 40 mill and isnt working now.

  • @TomCollins006 I love how uncomfortable Conan gets when they start talking about his money.

  • I wonder if Artie and Conan actually went out to dinner together?

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  • Artie was right "it was a bad move".

  • Is he dead yet...I mean he groaned 3 seconds just sitting on the chair...sad!

  • artie bombed

  • i miss late night

  • were the roots also with conan

  • The heroin has made Artie a psychic...

  • @81Rob81 How fuCkin fat is artie lange?

  • How fuCkin small is seth green?

  • @TR3YBUCK no how big is Artie Lange?

  • @TR3YBUCK Pretty small but sitting next to a fat-ass and a six foot four twig doesn't help.

  • @TR3YBUCK small as fuck

  • @TR3YBUCK He's not. Artie is just the size of a house.

  • @TR3YBUCK Arties 5 10 must be like 5 3

  • @TR3YBUCK 5'1" I think

  • "40 million dollars not to work? I gotta look into that."

    spooky.

  • Artie gotta be HIGH AS HELL

  • @blues970123

    Hes really not though, Artie started using it as Schtick kinda like Dean Martin always pretending to be drunk. Alot of Artie's behavior, Sluggishness, weight gain, etc was due to the subutex that he was taking to kick the heroin. He looks awful here though.

    This is the appearance that got him banned from Conan pretty much, NBC in their infinite wisdom (sarcasm) said they couldnt have him on anymore because they really believed he was stoned.

  • @729Drew shit I wish he really was stoned....that would be even better!

  • @blues970123

    I'm sure he wasnt totally sober lol, just not as high as he wanted the audience to believe.

  • @729Drew it still would have been better if he was blitzed for real.

  • arties great!

    Wish he was still on stern.

  • is it me or does he have an erection in this video?

  • Artie is great in this. The awkwardness never lead to disaster. :D

  • Conan: "Its very bright in here" Artie: "Thank you"

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  • @aseaton0604 Dude I had to watch that a second time I didn't catch it at first that's too f-ing funny!!!

  • i luv it being honest on herion

    lol

  • I so need to pick that book up

  • artie fuckin called it

  • That comment about "Jimmy Fallon not being Conan" was an understatement. Conan has more talent in his left nostril than Fallon's got in his entire career.

  • artie is one unhealthy looking motherfucka

  • well, he got that deal now, and he's unhappy about it... ho well...

  • this was really awkward

  • I love Conan and his sense of humour but there was probably only a 50/50 chance he was going to succeed with the Tonight Show slot. Making people laugh isn't easy because every demographic has different tastes; the 11:35 slot had alot of conservative and older generation people tuning in after their communities' evening news. Sadly, those drones need Leno's predictableness while Conan's act probably confused and scared them.

  • seth green motherfucker

  • who is the tiny man on the left?

  • @ZiePe Seth "somebody". He played Dr. Evil's son in Austin Powers & a few other roles. Comedic actor of sorts. :)

  • @klwewf isnt he the older brother of malcolm from malcolm in the middle?

  • prophecy

  • 40 million not to work

  • Artie and Howard called it.

    Man I wish I could make a time machine and go back in time to change history so that Conan would just remain at Late Night where he belonged. In my opinion, when Conan took over Late Night from Letterman, he not only filled the shoes properly but elevated the show to a new and more modern level.

  • Holy shit - Artie is clairvoyant!?!

  • i'm pretty sure artie is high in this interview. more so than his other ones.

  • @ReSanSax He ain't dead yet muthafucker!

  • @SuperDeadheadFred: Whatever you say fathafucker!

  • artie was right, conan totally bombed at tonite, artie was right in thinking conan should've stayed in the place he was doing well.....

  • i think it's kind of funny how artie said that the move to the tonight show was a bad move.... conan should've listened to him lol

  • @kkwik22 Yeah so many people said that. Like John Mayer had some song that "LA will eat you alive" and like Will Ferrell had that goodbye song on his first night. Conan was just never meant to cut it on a professional, older-skewed show. And everyone called it

  • Its a shame this guy is hilarious but he looks terrible ive never seen him look this bad before. Like Farley he could end up dead.

  • I think Conan thinks hes Letterman......before anybody comments watch a 93/94 Letterman video and compare to Conan

  • @hgates101 In what way?

  • @hgates101

    if conan thinks hes letterman, then he shouldnt have been surprised he lost his job to leno lol

    btw letterman is the least funny of the three, the idiot just looks into the camera waiting for laughs and relies on his applause sign to his stupid audience all the time....

  • @poops1 Understand I am talking about Letterman back in the day that which consisted of most of his career...not what you see now cause the man is 62 and just doesnt give a fuck anymore

  • please die artie, for the good of us all.

  • @myassishaunted you're gay.

  • You must have spent as much time coming with that as Lange does writing material.

  • @myassishaunted coming up with what? No jokes involved, you are a cock smoking herpe breeding fagwad who wishes he was artie. He should of refrained from stabbing himself and stabbed you instead.

    <3

  • @danielkirk1 His assishaunted by a penis :(

  • Wow, there's something in the Howard Stern Radio Show water that's made these guys skepticism and cynicism turn out to be almost exactly on the mark foreshadowing, and this is Artie Lange, mind you.