Why Evolution Should NOT Be Taught In Schools

[CalamityStriker]

Microevolution - exists

Macroevolution - a fairy-tale for grownups

[raffen79]

LOL:D

[iamsmert123]

I don't believe in the theory of gravity.

[Friss99]

Obvious troll is obvious...

[nedladdy]

Can't argue with that - just brilliant. Can't argue against that which is nonsensical.

[dangerouslytalented]

So, facts don't come into the equation?

[1980OCD]

amen, brother!

[thephilosophylover]

This is obviously satire...he's pointing out how ridiculous creationist claims are...god can NOBODY notice his TONE?

[entehrend]

Thanks for buying his book and supporting his work. His money goes to public understanding of evolution

[yapanuwan]

That's not Checkmate you retard. That's Stalemate !

[fukka007]

0:18 A king cannot checkmate the other king alone. = Stalemate

[jpcqa]

moron...

[albertiam]

You know, "warlockjd" I bet all warlocks go to hell too.

[rwhit9351]

You can't be serious

[patricklin08]

hahhahhahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHh­ahahhahahh.............ahhahha­hahahHAHAHAHA you should go professional

[MrLilort]

what a loser!!

[jthebear]

this was dum bass.

[tealizard]

I died laughing xD

[1032974b]

As soon as he pulled out the chess board, I lost it. 10/10 bro. Primo stuff here.

[Germille]

I lol'd Hard.

Subscribe.

[Mirrorballsmagazine]

How can Richard Dawkins go somewhere which doesn't exist?

[Erghest]

great video. dont worry about the haters. they gonna hate.

[DubDubberDubst]

I just can't stop laughing. This is so funny. Thumbs up!

[Sweence]

Evolution is the foundation for the biological sciences. Only a lunitic would reject the theory. My Atheist friends will enjoy "Religious fanatic debates Atheist" on my channel.

[mithilag]

TROLL'D

[ff7masta]

923 people didn't get the joke.

Hilarious.

[warren52nz]

I don't think Evolution should be taught in American schools... the last thing the world wants is for Americans to get EDUCATED!!! We need them to stay dumbed down like they are already.... yup yup yup...

[groznij]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[thebrownwolf]

OH GOD. TURN THE DAMN GAIN DOWN ON YOUR MIC, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[whatsupfizznugget]

Well, I understood that you were trying to be humorous. But I think it's funnier realizing that a lot of people are taking you seriously. Keep at it, man. One day....you'll get there. :)

[wreckless4485]

you're a twit

[Barthedanz]

Evolutionary theory isn't what they should be teaching, alcoholism is. Every grab a Beer! "Expand my brain learning juice," Homer Simpson

[warlockjd]

@RockAustinDXtakerRk0 Yeah, I thought it was obvious, but I guess my sarcasm isn't very obvious, heh. Poes law, etc

[perigosobrauner]

Great argument, dude

[chezza55]

Do you know why Creationism should be banned from schools? Because you believe in creationism and you're a retard.

Jenga, christians. Jenga!

[soldierassasin]

@chezza55 I want to hug you.

[chezza55]

@soldierassasin I want to hug me too

[kingseho]

@chezza55 Creationisms is not taught in school, evolution is, evolution is not fact nor is it remotely close to being science.

[findadiat]

That is the most solid piece of reasoning I've ever heard.

[Ignitionnet]

In the obscenely unlikely event that there is such a thing as hell you're going to it for this one warlockjd :D

[mranonam]

I don't understand the hate. This video made me laugh for about five minutes after it was over. Something about the delivery was just gut-bustingly wonderful.

I don't know how anyone could watch this and not believe it's satire. Jesus people...come on.

[ThomasTrue]

Hey fella. Evolution has been observed, and from that alone we know it to be a fact. We also have DNA, residual evidence (like that bone at the bottom of your spine - the coccyx, where our ancestors tails once were), fossil evidence and much, much more.

What have you got?

A bronze age book of desert fairy tales which constantly contradicts itself and has been proven to be wrong in almost every aspect.

Check and mate fool. Your god isn't dead - he never existed in the first place.

[FrostbittenWolf]

AHA! I've got you!

Chess was invented in INDIA BEFORE CHRISTIANITY REACHED THE NATION! IT'S NOT A GAME YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING!

Now if you'll excuse me gravity doesn't exist because Newton went to hell and i need to change the magnets in my shoes before i float to the heavens.

[GarchompNation]

What an idiot! Ahaha!

[JoeyisDREADful]

I thought you were serious for a second.

The fact that people can't tell whether you are serious or not totally proves Poe's law. lol.

[warlockjd]

@dolim, I laughed out loud a good 5 minutes after watching myself. So much win, even the chekmate is a resignation in what clearly is a draw. Checkmate Atheists!

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

@warlockjd Are you an Atheist?...

[kneurotic138]

@warlockjd Um, Checkmate isn't a resignation in the midst of a draw.  Checkmate is when you win the game. Google "rules of chess" and they'll explain it to you.

[Omnifarious0]

@warlockjd I'm voting this video up because it is so incredibly dumb that it's a brilliant self parody.

[Dolirn]

The king had plenty of places he could have moved to. That wasn't checkmate at all. Oh wait, neither is your argument. Poe?

[Dolirn]

That wasn't checkmate! The king had plenty of spaces he could have moved to!

[gregular3]

This poor guy. So lonely...

[MrDaskva]

Nice logic there man.

Truly flawless.

[guitarboy123987]

ahahahahahahahahahahaa!

[Atoggod]

This idiot might have sold me on a book. I might be that gullible.

[calasin553]

Assuming this is you meaning this, and not joking around; there is more proof in evolution than in hell or the bible.

[rail0r]

God save America.. oh, wait a sec

[thatawesomethings]

Damn, that was some incredible logic.

[gadgetzer0]

why buy the book ???

[lozcontreras]

lol?

[cpohlhammer]

I clicked on this thinking it might have been a joke. After watching it I am 100% convinced that it is.

[TheodoreChell]

@cpohlhammer I'm starting think that whole country is a joke, a bad one.

And I know not all Americans are retards, but american retards are not a minority anymore

[bobgap]

King cannot be checkmated by a King, except in the Bible.

[triplequeen]

Dawkins rocks! He is my role model!

[stuffandco]

Poe's Law is strong with this one.

[keydetpiper]

Nice burn on RD there. Oh, no, wait, my mistake. This argument is crap.

[Llamarama100]

Evolution can't be taught because Richard Dawkins believes in it. That's like saying "No you can't drive a Mercedes because Hitler liked them." Eventually it'll get to the stage of: "No you can't learn anything because bad people learn stuff."

Grow up and learn to accept that people all have different viewpoints, even if they don't match your own.

[gadfael]

wtf?? 

[fuze59]

Thank god Im going to Hell so I dont have to hang out with people like you. There must be a god!

[DrJDX]

Oh poe...

[ninjaBlossem]

Your a twit

[warlockjd]

@ninjaBlossem You're*

[ninjaBlossem]

@warlockjd Thank you, Sorry I must have been in a hurry when I typed that. Oh yes, did I mention the twit thing?

[bernygagne]

What a fucking retard.

[arouska]

ad hominem

[philogos0]

tee-hee!

[TheLastTimelady]

I lol'd. Satire or not, this amused me :D

[OmfgItsHenu]

it is satire.

hes pretty much doing the EdwardCurrent on this

[teamgrumpyfish101]

You can't checkmate the opponent with only a king.

Also, lawl. This better be satire.

[sophiezaaijer]

seriously dude?

[mbehring]

Not sure if trolling, or typical reilgious person.

[Xeusssss]

GOOD POINT!!!11

...but...where's the point exactly?

[joiles01]

This is some nice trolling.  Look how riled you got the folks.

[firecracker999999]

can't tell if stupid,

or if just kidding.

[patricknelson]

Not sure if serious.

[perfectgyroscope]

I lol'd

[prschuster]

This guy isn't serious, is he? It's gotta be satire for sure.

[alexandergreenb]

It's kind of depressing how many people think he's being serious. Makes you think that, apart from evolution, schools need to give better instruction in understanding non-literal speech.

[MinterWute]

@alexandergreenb people think he's serious because his argument is pretty typical of Creationists refuting Evolution.

[petlover4life]

a) You're creepy as fuck. b) You give a bad name to the more... adamant creationists. c) Richard Dawkins may be a dick... But I bet he has at least one more Ph.D. than you do!

[petlover4life]

a) You're creepy as fuck. b) You give a bad name to the more... adamant creationists. c) Richard Dawkins may be a dick... But I bet he has at least one more Ph.D. than you do!

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

Sterilisation was made for people like you.

[MindKry]

0/10

[grotemaarten]

That's not checkmate, that's a draw.

[Skydromakk]

@HomensRacionais it's clearly a joke. See his post on Poe's Law.

[SokioPhalanx]

YOU CAN'T PLAY CHESS WITH TWO KINGS.

[Skydromakk]

I laughed so hard man, thanks!

[Jessiki]

That is the weakest argument I've ever heard.

[SomeRandomAspie]

I'm not sure whether I should thumb this up or down...

I mean, what if this was some super smart tribute to EdwardCurrent?

[vlorasuma96]

Haha? Can I laugh at this?

[Bozeman42]

Poe? Poe, right? I mean, you actually HAVE a copy of Dawkins' book. Gotta be a poe.

[AmmeMoto]

Is this a troll? Cuz you can tell me if it's a troll. I promise I'll stop laughing.

[replay0018]

TTTTrrroooollllllllll

[SavioureG]

Honestly with religion one cannot tell if someone is trolling or not because their sattements are both equaly stupid and agitating......

[stiimuli]

is this satire? I cant tell because satire is usually funny.

[daarkside]

@stiimuli well, I, cryed, and i strongly belive it was out of fun

[capomatrice]

@stiimuli rofl

[RICT0R]

...so why is Evolution a theory? I'm pretty sure it has been proven. I think everyone is just concerned with the theory of HUMAN evolution. also, how has religion been proven? majority acceptance, right?

[ueffect]

I lol'd

[TSSolaris]

Destiny sends his regards bro, and he neuraled your mind

[spoogegoat]

Hehe. I was thinking of Poe's Law when I first watched this video and then I saw your Poe's Law video. It took me _ages_ to determine for sure that Objective Christian Ministries was a parody until I spotted the filename for Giraffenstein's Thingymajig. Come to think of it, having to move to a new webhosting provider because the old one has an insufficiently strong stance on antitriclavinism should have been a give-away too. :)

[Omikron404]

How is that an argument? "why shouldn't we teach a theory at school? - Because somebody I dislike, likes that theory". Did you go to school?

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@Omikron404 It's an argument because he's right.

[Bastiest]

@Omikron404 This is more than likely just a joke.

[nickosharp]

Not sure if serious. I wish I could say it`s hard for me to believe someone could be so delusional.

[EttGlasVatten]

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

- Poe's Law, 2005

[harvestsun]

why is evolution taught in schools if it is just a theory (a geuss?)

[Fink2007]

@harvestsun We are talking about scientific theory which is based on certain facts. Google "Scientific theory" and you'll see, why is is so difficult for people to undestand this?

[harvestsun]

@Fink2007

>trollface.jpg

[fernandon]

( ಥ益ಥ ) ╭∩╮

[namtap]

Hilarious.

[NeremyJelson]

so... i can't quite tell if this is a joke or not. Don't get me wrong, I love satire, i just don't know if thats what this is, or if it's just some retarded guy.

[krlspvp]

Edward Current would be prod :)

[raphlin7]

Laying down the king is conceding, not check mate.

[PiratesVersusNinjas]

95% of people don't understand sarcasm

the rest are british

[Chapinhalization]

troll bait

[micbenner]

A compelling argument

[whispergoodguy]

Check your mate! Were you fondled by your creator's representative?

[warlockjd]

@whispergoodguy LOL!!

[whispergoodguy]

@warlockjd Ahhhhh... Now, I see the irony!

[raininginowlcity]

derp derp derp dedpre derp derp derp derp derp

[CardnUL]

i dont get it

[jesuis88]

@CardnUL It's call 'sarcasm'. Interesting thing, look it up.

[DWarrior666]

I have weird sores on my penis

[gosports123]

this guy has the IQ of a wet noodle

[kubicajakub]

lol

[latinhouseparty]

I wish they would teach how to adjust the gain on web cam recordings in school.

[Scorp126]

Richard dawxins? Who? Also what is this "hell" you are referring to?

[cymraegambyth]

Do you know why creationism shouldn't be taught in schools? *holds up bible*

[GenBooya]

Apparently no one else gets this...

[HeeRoMaKi]

can only hope this is a joke. sadly people really think like this.

[mmzHyperion]

It's obviously a joke....

[Pekz00r]

Great argument! I can't argue with that..

[Rancidknewl]

Lol he's obviously an atheist himself if he has the book. Good attempt though

[VanillaSkittle]

LOL

[sucktackular]

I feel stupider

[ateox]

nice argument. i'm convinced sky daddy exists now. i also believe in hell. thank you moron!

[elliotharmon]

@ateox You don't get it.

[stuffandstuff789]

Can't tell if serious

(insert picture of Fry from Futurama)

Or just a parody

[tcktrc]

Such a bad attempt at trolling. And if this is real, how does your mind make the jump from evolution in school, to Richard Dawkins going to hell, to atheism disproved? End your existence.

[GypsyAttack]

i clicked like by mistake...

WHHHHHYYYYYYY!

[JustinJsen]

@MPdinsdale1978 If you actually think he is being serious your mind is like an incomplete chessboard.

[JustinJsen]

@MPdinsdale1978 It is satire it is like getting mad at The Onion for an article

[FreeBrainSurfs]

This is confusing,,, now I understand.... it is sarcasm...

[Harpig]

Oh no! I clicked dislike! Abort! ABORT!

[kwlokatastasi]

poe's law in full effect, actually this here video could be the theoretical proof of the mentioned law

[Diana2Carolina]

POE !

[myboybooth]

Either a Poe or a fucking retard. Checkmate dumass checkmate

[koolanator]

I can't quite figure out if this is a joke or serious... I'm going to assume sarcasm on this one... simply because the logic behind the argument ha-ha.

[scottscar54]

Sorry - but you're no Edward Current.

[rationald]

Poe's Law.

[NicoTnz0r]

ur a retard. ur going to hell.

[RogueTea]

Is this guy really this dumb and ignorant?

[MairouTV]

Looks likes another religious man without knowledge..

Im so happy to be an atheist :)

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

301 views - 625 dislikes. Hated by more than 200% of people, thats gotta be some kind of record. lol

@JesusSuckedGayPenis haha. very good :D