LONDON BIKE COURIER- KILLER MIKE

[CzechDetectingChap]

Stay up Killer Mike! Fuck haters, you think HE gives traffic users a bad name? You seen a small-penis man behind the wheel of a Hummer lately?

[Cyberwwwizard]

How many crimes did this useless fuck commit in this video? Good job he went to NY or he'd have been arrested and charged for all the crimes he's committed on this video. Oh wait a minute, bike messengers are immune to the law aren't they?

[MASSIF101]

@Cyberwwwizard in fairness to bike messengers and most other cyclists too, we're more likely to get munched by taxi or beaten up by some driver with an aggro problem than get arrested for jumping a red light.

[NetworkHuman]

This is my favourite messenger video, because it actually shows a messenger doing their job. A great insight. Thanks alot! And I agree with D33VD33 I ride like this and am completely in tune with my bike. The only accident I've ever had was the fault of a driver who pulled out without looking.

[TheFflynnie]

ginger prick

[HCelticPrincessness]

Amazing video, how in the world did you film it?

[danprotheroe]

and yes the worst cyclists are the inexperienced ones, they might be within the law but they are a danger to themselves on london roads. and the worst road users are without a doubt black cab drivers.

[danprotheroe]

what is the problem with this video? he does nothing dangerous and indicates before turning. often black cab drivers don't do that. I was courier and if you think anyone pedalling 8-10 hours a day self employed in the rain isn't gonna help keep the average speed up you should get out of the office and do a real days work.

[poppinjlnm]

Slow down the fucking video

[MrKikelenon]

UK has some of the best bands and rockers on earth, no need to play that american rap shitty thing.

[ma1abar]

1st song?

[jonost24]

This gives riders a bad name, jumping red lights, riding on pavements and no doubt, numerous other stupid things. No matter how experienced you are at riding this is bad

[mentalmonkey26]

@jonost24 pussy hole shut up and piss off!

[jonost24]

@mentalmonkey26 are you some sort of retard......can't you even construct a comment that might justify riding like this......maybe not....like I said.....RETARD....lol ha ha ha ha

[cmysquat]

Dear @jonost24 bad is the video on ur channel mate "harry potter playing lego or something "

[jonost24]

@cmysquat sometimes my son pops onto the computer and doesn't sign me out before he uses it. What I can't understand, there are a lot of negative comments about this video, but my comment, not abusive towards the post, just an observation, appears to have upset people.

[cmysquat]

@jonost24 you expressed your opinion, and so did I...It astounds me greatly that there is so many people conforming to what is socially acceptable and what is not..even simple things such as cycling are scrutinised, for me personally the worst riders are those lycra wearing office wankers who try to push me of the road, and get rid of that office cabin fever they suffer from...I love riding like killer Mike, because I can

[luizantonio886]

horrible very bad!!!!

[grammobici]

I miss riding in that...Xmas time was the best, people galore all over the roads as well as the traffic

[D33VD33]

People have to understand that when u ride a bike for so many years,especially if its the same bike.That it becomes an extra limb and u are in full control...timing and judging is the key.

[joehoughton]

Careless and stupid riding. Not cool.

[DeeManSony]

How much did he earn from dropping 2 packages?

[dezmundo1251]

Can anyone fill me in as to why a lot of bike messengers wear black/dark clothing?

[miniyanni]

All that speeding up fucking ruined that video, would've been sick to get a scale of how quick he's actually going!

[2alert4u]

thats the most annoying vision I have seen tonight 

[Xcokedav096]

This guy is lucky to have his city on flat land. :/ Hilly places annoy me for biking honestly.

[diogosoaresslb4ever]

i fucking love NYC

[freehugsbeats]

COCOTTE EQUIPEMENT BAG!!!!

[jd666ify]

YEEEEEE IM FROM LONDON IM SO STREET & GHETTOTECH

[cosine303]

the **** is cycling on the pavement and running red lights..if I did that in my car I'd get locked up.. yet another cyclist with double standards... not all are like that, but some preach too much yet do worse *****

[bfvaffel]

close one 7:01

[oktalvoktalv]

What is the zig-zag /\/\/\ line that appears on some parts on the cyclist line? This is too crazy for me to do...going between two buses??

[intuitiveexplorer]

Wonder what the life expectancy is of a bicycle courier?

[cosine303]

@intuitiveexplorer since email came along and messed it up for them.. . a lot longer 

[Gurriers]

Check out Gurriers promos for a view of your brother couriers in Dublin

[heftycat]

WHo knows the track from 5:45 onward? It's like old school hip hop, not too bad as far as I'm concerned.

[W0LVER1NE]

Would be great if wasn't in The Flash" mode...

[mrumsower]

Benny Hill music would have been better

[redlinethin]

vid of 2 idiots! One delivering and one filming... the amount of traffic violations this vid shows should put them away for few years!

[piecionek]

look like living in london is too fast for me...

[Gabacha18]

yeah too fast

[ScanNinViDeo]

damn Groove Street motherfucker

[CzechDetectingChap]

I hope you made it happen in NYC bruv.

[kylelastname]

yeah, same vote here. Too much fast forwarding. I can't see this guy's flow, and it's a tiring effect. I can't watch the whole video.

[Flo4u2u]

what they are all that boxes at his home? UNDELIVERED?

[gregamerica]

Could be a good vid but too fast and annoying music coming through right head piece - this is just F- annoying -

[denzzz28]

This is why motorist in London have no respect to cyclist and disregard them as road users. just look at how many red lights he went through, crisscrossing between roads, sidewalks, pedestrians crossings etc etc etc. a complete road menace. I am a cyclist too but i dont ride like this idiot.

[Kylechristopher716]

@denzzz28 clearly cycling has never been a form of transportation or a way of putting food on your table.

[MinDefect]

just another day at the office, fuckin ill!

[ScottTheGent]

Basically how not to ride yeah? You're a fucking idiot. Riding fast is fun, riding fast and beating cars WITHIN the boundaries of the law is even more fun! Breaking the law is nothing.. cheating really.. too weak to play the game properly

[mrdarrencottam]

I think speeding it up ruined it. shame on you... would have been interesting to see him negotiating the tight traffic in NORMAL speed.

[MetricHotrodsdotcom]

no glory in living like a squatter. you can haul ass on a bike without living like a scumbag.

[chriszanf]

@MetricHotrodsdotcom Living as a squatter doesnt not equate to living in squalor. Some people own their own homes and are the filthiest people you will ever meet. I see this guy is living as frugally as possible and doing other stuff with his money than spending it on gadgets and pretty curtains. Most people waste their money on stuff to make their empty lives feel less vacuous.

[wdeboer0]

He looks like Bradley Wiggins.

[mutantmongol]

i bet you had a few walks home from the pub , must have been kliller living on the grays in rd

[sasytre500]

Stupid!

[StrayCubone]

That looks terrifying

[ralphp1800]

fast forward?



[mobablah]

gay you shouldnt have to fast forward i, you should be mobbin hella fast beezy

[VarfdeMunte22]

why did you speed up the video you dumb fuck?

[pansagittarius]

wtf so narrow through the cars and buses??? that was neat!

[engageatwill]

What music plays? Please!

[johnnyyrocket]

The fast forwarding killed it for me. It took away the whole point.

[justmikesikora]

this video started out cool and then became WORTHLESS

[MrPotNoodle77]

@whittlebo - indeed! BBQ rules.  .

[wittlebo]

I know this guy, he`s a fucking legend! Broke his neck three weeks ago and back out the next week ha ha!

[Kiddowesth]

Hate ridin with my kryp in my pocket. always try to use my chain,

[carlitox472]

duh! another nasty angry Jafa. What if your family lived here? You may be infantile, but you're not a child. Grow up, obey the law

[cyclist68]

Waste of time. Too slow to watch. Try speeding it up a bit.

[bluemountaindrivepae]

Europe is cold as Canada. Must have been brutal during cold, wet winters.

[luis72080]

Hey, whats the name of that hip hop song that starts playing at 6:00????

[tim250exc]

All too cool for school now We weren't this cool 20 yrs ago Worked for a shady firm from Stoke Newington office a portakabin Living in Teviot St, Poplar Signing on at Hackney Dole Office in cycle gear with radio calling out jobs No fax/email back then £600 best week's pay Got a Spesh Rockhopper nicked in Spitalfields walked in to Condor and bought a Cannondale cash and dropped off the job. E's cost 20 quid lasted 24 hrs. Raving at Labyrinth in Dalston. Saved £10k and surfed Oz/ Indo for two yrs

[stanmansou]

sick!

[mekore]

the cameraman is wtf fkin godlike!!!! he ride like that with one hand holding a camera!@#!$%

[TommyCaff]

@mekore camera fixed to his bars? ??

[mightyPants]

travelling at the speed of light..!!

[raru80]

slower please! same places :)

[keklolgloat]

Bike messengers are on crack is an example of how to do a fixie/alleycat video proper. Watch it , this is crap. Fast-forward is a crutch for boring video.

[marlo916]

fuuuck my eyess. having a damn seizure.

[Bless1993]

D= OMG! i wish i could do this :(

i wants to do it but live up north :/ damn you London traffic

come up here!!!

[QMATYr]

I am a cyclist - I f... the red light !!!

I am a cyclist - i f... any other road users !!!

I am a cyclist - I am the biggest ignorant !!!

I am a cyclist - I made the most of accidents and i blame every body around !!!

[ttrendxyz]

@QMATYr your dumb.

[QMATYr]

@ttrendxyz you are dumb because you know this is true !

[QMATYr]

@ttrendxyz and remember at the end of accident which you made that YOU WILL BE ON THE WHEELCHAIR or DEATH. And who will be laughting now.

Thing Bike !!!

[BabylonGenocide149]

@QMATYr Well it all depends quasimoto. If Im dead I dont think I'll be laughing. If Im in a wheelchair I should be happy. I should be laughing my self into hysterics from being happy that Im not dead.

[koko56]

@QMATYr

I am a stfu.

[Martin958]

I'm thinking of trying this. Can you recommend a good London courier firm and how much you can make in a typical week?

[gewizz2]

@Martin958 let me know if u know a agency that hires messengers in london

[mustang19ms]

what the FUCK is the idea behind this fast forward shit!

[dp441000]

I HAVE A FUCKING HEADAKE

[bowlosoupy]

he was living in a squate, right?

[byrnein]

this is pony - it's all sped up and a bit shit !!!

[strippzy]

Go Kiwi

[TheMenditto]

Music?

[bekajan]

been working as courier only for 2 weeks, and already do recognize all them street. Cool video!!!

[420witchdoctor]

New York is pretty crazy too.

[gingerbreadmon]

slow it down......its good living off grays inn, i would love to go home between jobs

[gabrielsps]

Asterix???

[rangerdanger222]

Why don't couriers just use dirt bikes?

[arepepe]

i dont think there legal to drive around the city... plus they have to pay for gass..

[lonewolfxix]

You can get road legal ones, Yamaha XT125 for example.

[lonewolfxix]

like an enduro? Yamah XT125 or something, 125cc 4stroke learner legal bikes and do 100mpg, not expensive to run :P and road legal

[bkyee18]

@rangerdanger222

because if they wreck, its better to have a beater break than a nice bike break

[SpacedTime]

yeah, thats way too fast.

[mrcellophane99]

You need to learn the Highway Code.

[Vulturer]

Man that was awesome! Any chance you'll upload that video in slower edit? I love to watch rider cams, but fast-forwarding kills my eyes.

[glaucooriginal]

do U Know What I've seen that guy and for sure he is not that fast! try joing alley cat and get good position!

[evs57]

When your working all day its not about going as fast as you can. Most messengers would rather save it for the CMWC or NACCC'S.

[FunkyMonk6969]

That guy is like....so hip brah. I'm gonna by some spandex jeans, and a fixie so I can be part of the cool crowd too.

[pmarchitect]

too fast bell end

[AcidHaus1]

ugh i hate it how it's all so fast!! sloooow down!

[pmurrayx]

Annoying that the whole thing is sped up, gives no sense of how fast/slow this dude is going??

[Shabazz55]

that's cuz you haven't seen traffic in São Paulo - Brasil mate...

[bird1lives]

Love it, even better than london bike messenger at work!

[civicmaneg6]

Damn fam. the UK has some fucked up traffic maybe worse then here in NYC...NAAAA New York traffic is still the shittiest in the world fucking none drivers and tourist.

[aflyinghaggis]

Thats was awesome :P