The day religion dies is the day we evolve as humans and release our selves from victimization mind set and the mind control that comes with. Abstinence is a form of mind control. "Don't do this or you'll get pregnant and die!" is the kind of mentality they give you. Kids are curious creatures and when you say "forbidden fruit!" they say "yum!". So really abstinence works against self more often than convince people to be so.
nowhere in the Bible does it say "don't have sex before marriage." It was a Jewish custom that the father would give his daughter's virginity to a potential husband as gift to make her more desirable. After the wedding, the bride and groom would be escorted to room and they had sex on a white sheet and the man would show the sheet to the wedding party to prove she was a virgin, if not he had the right to find another woman. The whole abstinence thing was created by the church to scare teens.
hahaha abstinence is for scared people who don't understand anything about human nature and let anybody tell them what to do...or should I say not to do?
LOL wtf i thought this was serious until she said "Just because the gates of heaven are closed, doesn't mean I cant leave the backdoor open." I nearly cried that was so damn funny. It reminds me of the family guy ear sex.
If one use his brain will figure out that pregnant, unpregnant, aborted, without abortion, with AIDS or disease FREE will die eventually similar to each other. However, promiscuity with or without your so called condomns, pills and so forth will surely with or without a disease and without pregnancy get you FREE transit ticket to permanent death. The writing on the wall.
well actually thats a huge flaw in the abstinence pledge. the bible states that only the vag must remain untouched... which makes these young christians resort to oral and anal. alot of the kids end up getting STD's and shit because anal isnt exactly the cleanest thing you can do.
But that's no reason to be bothered. There are some outstanding benefits of abstinence that no one ever talks about, particularly the drug-free hallucination benefit.
I wrote a book about relationship and marriage in a way different than how must people woud argue it. I hope some of you would evaluate my book: The Ultimate Goal of Life: Sacred Genetic Code Theory. Thank you.
I like how all the balloons are phallic shaped.
SmileysRevenge100 1 month ago
The day religion dies is the day we evolve as humans and release our selves from victimization mind set and the mind control that comes with. Abstinence is a form of mind control. "Don't do this or you'll get pregnant and die!" is the kind of mentality they give you. Kids are curious creatures and when you say "forbidden fruit!" they say "yum!". So really abstinence works against self more often than convince people to be so.
NIN1995 2 months ago
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nowhere in the Bible does it say "don't have sex before marriage." It was a Jewish custom that the father would give his daughter's virginity to a potential husband as gift to make her more desirable. After the wedding, the bride and groom would be escorted to room and they had sex on a white sheet and the man would show the sheet to the wedding party to prove she was a virgin, if not he had the right to find another woman. The whole abstinence thing was created by the church to scare teens.
bobbyewing311 2 months ago
im sure the day religion dies, most of people will see abstinence as a complete joke.
davlor86 5 months ago 2
@davlor86 It's called self respect and morals. Doesn't really rely on religion kid
emoshady95 4 months ago
@davlor86 it's called self respect
emoshady95 4 months ago
This is fucking hilarious
snowman4839 6 months ago
I find this video hard to masturbate to.
TheOfficialOscars 7 months ago
hahaha abstinence is for scared people who don't understand anything about human nature and let anybody tell them what to do...or should I say not to do?
MrEvilshaggy 8 months ago
What is this transgender cheerleaders?
jshjamaarify 1 year ago
your spouse is worth more than that
passkubalon 1 year ago
My words to this video are - I KNEW IT!
Nightshift10000 1 year ago
Do want
sweetitsme 1 year ago
abstinance is like a 10 year strip tease
sasuke343 1 year ago
I met this cute christian girl at a party about a week ago. She said she was gonna save herself for marriage...
30 minutes later we were fucking like rabbits! :D
napalm9 1 year ago
@napalm9 Virgin
sweetitsme 1 year ago
@napalm9
believe it or not, but the same thing happened to me with a portuguese altar boy two years ago Oo
Mehlwurm18 1 year ago
@napalm9 Gross.
smexytbone 9 months ago
Fuck abstinence!
There is nothing wrong with having sex, even if they are underage & unmarried.
SecularLibertarian 1 year ago 14
@SecularLibertarian You're insane. And you're going to get an STD with that mind concept. Have fun with genital warts.
smexytbone 9 months ago
@SecularLibertarian People have the right to have self respect if they want to, asshole
emoshady95 4 months ago
I was all for abstinence until one night when I got a cock in me. Now I just want that feeling all the time.
txmcxlx 2 years ago 11
lol
nmantor 2 years ago
@txmcxlx You sound like a grade-a SLUUT
smexytbone 9 months ago
@txmcxlx lol
davlor86 5 months ago
a black dude named brad? Now I've seen it all...
KirbyOnCronic 2 years ago
My sister is a lessie and she wants to have sex with a gorilla and make a monster.
txmcxlx 2 years ago
hysterical 5 star
hammy606 2 years ago
Sucks that Bristol Palin couldn't see this before she got knocked up. Maybe then her mom would have one less thing to be ridiculed about.
ParagonSLC 2 years ago
LOL wtf i thought this was serious until she said "Just because the gates of heaven are closed, doesn't mean I cant leave the backdoor open." I nearly cried that was so damn funny. It reminds me of the family guy ear sex.
Snowgoon901 2 years ago
check out the balloons in the background! lmao XD
lilz62295 2 years ago 2
lmao
UrBaNdRopKicK 2 years ago
Mkie Sinner ryt!
bubrol 2 years ago
ANAL!!! lol
sarkerm2 2 years ago
If one use his brain will figure out that pregnant, unpregnant, aborted, without abortion, with AIDS or disease FREE will die eventually similar to each other. However, promiscuity with or without your so called condomns, pills and so forth will surely with or without a disease and without pregnancy get you FREE transit ticket to permanent death. The writing on the wall.
UltimateGoalOfLife 2 years ago
i didn't understand a fucking word of that but i'm sure it's religious bullshit so i'll forgive you :D
helloground 2 years ago
what?
lilz62295 2 years ago
@UltimateGoalOfLife Permanent death? You mean there's a temporary death now?
discoder 10 months ago
hahah this is soooooo gay! It's a good laugh..but it isnt abstinence.
SaiyukiGS 2 years ago
But, this isn't really abstinence, is it?
lucidcircles 2 years ago
Nope.
KnittyGrittyNatch 2 years ago
well actually thats a huge flaw in the abstinence pledge. the bible states that only the vag must remain untouched... which makes these young christians resort to oral and anal. alot of the kids end up getting STD's and shit because anal isnt exactly the cleanest thing you can do.
xrammyx 2 years ago
Actually the bible condemns all forms of premarital sex. You do know that sodomy is a sin and is both oral and anal sex.
mikesinner69 2 years ago
Pretty much. A lot of stuff is sin.
But that's no reason to be bothered. There are some outstanding benefits of abstinence that no one ever talks about, particularly the drug-free hallucination benefit.
theboombody 2 years ago
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I wrote a book about relationship and marriage in a way different than how must people woud argue it. I hope some of you would evaluate my book: The Ultimate Goal of Life: Sacred Genetic Code Theory. Thank you.
UltimateGoalOfLife 2 years ago
haha love it!
dazzlemymonkey 3 years ago
GAY!!!
warpedcomedy 3 years ago
hot tranny mess!
mikeciriaco 3 years ago
omg.
the ballons again!
lol.
kph123 3 years ago