Pauly: what he doesn't want in a woman

[BieberBelieber81]

true

[Ashy0525]

i know ya said it was a 'joke' but i agree,, ahahha im a girl and i really agree with this ahah!

your a legend pauly ;)

[mcgrath101ifly]

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA



[RuyaLoves1D]

Things and shit hahah i love you :D

[ShuBabbiiee]

your just a fuckin sexy cunt pauly <3

[ushmo10]

lol funny but so negative

[yellowleanything]

"Pauly, you have really small ears."

"Fuck off. Bitch, I'll smash you."

LOL WHAT IS AIR? IM CRYING!

[hammoud194]

oh i had a laugh alright...laughed my ass offf ! LMFAOOOOOO

[maluahv]

3:36 And you wont stop laughing.

[ZaliAlana]

cause i'm soo bored, i'm ganna tell you about my day! do wanna hear about it? well im not ganna talk about it i've changed my mind..im just ganna talk about girls

[masihyegan]

i can see ur brain

[Element9019]

Munted much bro omnomnomnomnom

[lilmissbianka]

i love when he says noshit and then laughs. ahahah

[DaniellaBessa101]

your so sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy nnomnom

[dethmark]

he looks like the guy from breakfast club but with shorter hair.

[Mrlebosoldier]

fucking so true bro

[abie58]

Hahahah funniest cunt eva

[michael19914eva]

Think about it ya fking dick head! Geez What do yout hink i am a fucking slut!

[2146cass]

flirt your tits off ? hahaa ` !

[lollawl0123]

i love the looks you give after an awkward sentence, and gagrling your mouth with diarrhoea

[quettalovell]

you make me laugh so much everytime i watch your videos!

[TheMinnie44]

Lol great advise for us girls pauly! :) Good laugh .

[dteg13]

anti perspirant, use it now and stop smelling like a donkeys cock!

[whenitwasquickndirty]

i'd have you pauly

i love boys who make me laugh

its ok

xx

[lanalovesubabe]

he laughs at his own jokes :L

[gedwolfe]

just watch his eyebrows

[mirsokonjo1]

watch my vid bout girls at parties /watch?v=Z-1A592-g_Q

[scooterboiconnor123]

take it or leave it , i dont give a fuck . hahaha

[slickrickbawss]

5:29 XDD

[clamowners3]

"take it or leave it, eat a dick, i dont give a fuck" your a fucken legend :P keep it up bro hahah

[missellie505]

lmao i love u pauly <3

[missellie505]

cos u flirt ur fuckin tits off LOL

[bieberlover9090]

I FUCKING HATE HAIR ASWELL!! FINALLY SOMEONE THE SAME!

[skaterkid91998]

Can u plz make just a whole vid with all you ascents ur so fricken funny

[Clemo1810]

you are so right, when it comes to girls playing hard to get, then reacting weird becasue you say fuck em

[sexcwog2010]

"gargle diahhroea" what a funny cunt

[musikislyf]

i know so many girls like that!!

[MishhyMunchesChuu]

LOL

use persperent and stop smelling like a donkeys cock

U FUNNY 1

[roflamb5]

Pauly has 69 uploads lol

[AngryMonkiie]

STUPID FUCK haha

[njrenton]

stop smelling like a donkey's cock



[sonynilz7]

pauly , your a hilarious cunt! 

[graagraa1234]

OMG PAULY! Are you serious?!..... lol just kidding your fuckin funny (:

[girlytomzzboii]

do u ever tell them when they stink? also your hot :)

[Temmt1]

pauly's hot.

[drewskies1alad]

you flirt your fucken tits off hahaha

[EdeLovesGerrard]

ROFLLLL!!! i love when he does the girl voice.. HAHAHAAA

[MrHbomb711]

A wog that hates hair, hahaha

[samounti]

hahahhaha ur a legend

[ho0terz29]

Fucken aces, keep em coming dude

[drummerboyymlim]

you sound like Evan from Superbad ! hahaha

[JJ5176]

LMFAO! u funny cunt

[dinamo1233]

It's my opinion, take it or leave it, eat a dick, i dont give a fuck. ahahahah

[NatashaMuso]

I was a girl and even I cried you disrespectful piece of shit!

Jks ur hilariouuusssss! :L:L

[CassidyX100]

pissed myself this whole time and I'm a girl! your impression of women is the best.

[anieshawalker]

LOL I'm a girl and that was funny as

[MrBerta96]

LOOOOOL ! this made me laugh! people seriously take a joke! and if you got offended by this video, it means you either smell like shit, or you're a fuckin hairy gorilla!

[yoannalovecb]

"ew my god like ... " loool

[chronsbrah]

you are a legend my friend, mass respect <3

[ContraEffects]

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, I'm a girl and i'm not offended ccoz this is funny shit xD

[zomgwadasikent]

potatas gonna potate

[pinkkk32]

Nahh pauly to far bro.

[Brenno60ify]

ahhah trueee

[madilovejustinbieber]

Anti-Persperant, use it now so you can stop.. smelling like a donkeys cock HAHAH

[TooleyYou]

haters gon' hate.....potatoes gon' potate...

[xxGottaLuvHimxx]

These haters are all dick heads.

I Love You Pauly you fucking crack me up ! 

[emilycourtney123]

hahahahahha!!

any one that is feeling down needs to watch this kid!

ctully makes maths lessons liveable!

thanks!

[cindeewindy]

hahahahhhaha love ya

[Assyrianzz]

hahahahahaahhaha soo right bro

[dylan1989]

haha your a funny kunt everything u say is true don't worry what these haters say man keep the videoes going lol

[K3ogh1989]

Seriously - replace SexEd in highschool with this video. Damnit make it assessable on the HSC, no high school graduation until they know this.

[MZFTOY]

lmao i laughed out loud sooo much!

[ciprianoGTFO]

hahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahah thats so true, 

[sexxaypaigay]

hahaha love it , all the true things in life are funny tho

[dw2290]

Damn, ur like, my idol ?

[sircrewed47]

The second point is whats happening to me right now.... Finally I realize. :D

[bored1507]

dont know why i notice this in every vid, but pauly bro your left nostril is kinda fucked

[nickgerman12]

@bored1507 it's the lighting...

[Kercartneymay]

ahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahaha­hhahahhaha.

[bsheerah]

No one hate on this guy,maddest , most funniest cunt everrrrrrrr -3

[hanjar1000]

you have the cutest giggle :)



[MrYeselim]

your a bored cunt :L !!

[neverbackdownbrother]

'paully you have uneven nostrils, ones much bigger and differently shaped to the other', i was fucken waiting for that so bad!

[bubbahmarlee]

LOL love the girl voice !

[RoweyProductions]

funny cunt !

[cetnikola]

the wog michael cera?

[Elleebabeyy]

woww some of the shit you said is so truee hahahaha fkn loveyou <3 marry mee

[404emily]

HAHA!!! it is sooo funny when you do that tounge wiggle thing!! hahaha

[Jokazza89]

u described so many girls u made me laugh!!!!

[victoriaa268]

i friken love ur girl voice i can do the exact same one

[PurplePimp111]

1:51 to 2:40 is true and its fuckin munted as

it happend to me lol

[joshjaygolding]

no i will not have any form of intercourse with you im a fucking virgin.

[BaddBeeach101xx]

Women should just take anitiative of it and say 'YES! I'm going to get that and stop smelling like a donkeys cock' HAHAH ;D

[MissHamoloko]

WATTTAH FUNNY DUDE... u actually do have nice eyes man... churrr

[ridethewood123]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU <3

[alinasser4]

lol pauly, joke or no joke, the shit you said is all true :L

[MrBeatboxxa]

that recovery face after doing an empression of a girl, hahahahah

[bradleyrhys]

the things you talk about when youve smoked a heap of gear <3

[lollawl0123]

I can't see YOU getting a decent girl ever

[MrPauly1992]

@lollawl0123 your probs right

[ImmenseVintage]

@MrPauly1992 You're

[yourD12gee]

@MrPauly1992 but a sense of humour always gets em ;)

[maio8]

@lollawl0123 he will defs get a decent girl :)

[Daemoni]

@lollawl0123 Haters gonna hate

[tryhardgirl]

@lollawl0123 LOL i dont think he wants one

[EliraSTAR1]

were gonna talk about ...FINGS

[emmaxxification]

ur man growls amazin x

[TheLanaJayne]

ahahahahahaha smelling like a donkeys dick. 

[shawty6t9a]

BAHAHAH UR A FKN SICK CUNT!

[douglasharris2]

hahahahahahahahaa good work dude:)

[stephaniejade1991]

Fucking love you pauly.. telling it like it is :-)

[hisbushbaby]

Im a girl, your completely right, we do do this stuff, but at least you are game enough to tell us that its not a turn on. haha well done boy

[RachaelSongz]

LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ur hot :)

[shelbii1990]

I love it (:

[Tanyz1]

27 girls disliked this because somehow this related to them LOL

[Tanyz1]

we get it, he sounds like Jemay from summer heights high.

[monikaandjesse]

"today.. were gona talk about.. things and shit" HAHAHAH ;)

[JUZNIFRONTCCCC]

HAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­aHAHAHAHAHAH fuck ur a funny cunt hahahahahahahahaha

[melliiRAWR]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

[marisssaaa95]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAH so funny <3

[moonwalkmatt]

my opinion, take it or leave it, eat a dick.

[stefanii1990]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! omg hahahaha!!!!

[Padula22]

oh fuck, what a mad bitch, she's keen, haha

[Ichoppa121]

FUCKIN SICK CUNT

[lalalalaticha]

HAHAHAHA, oh jeeez you make me laugh!

[igadabla]

fuckn funny shit lolz

[AngelAnthea111]

Ahahahahahahahahh he just says it like it is bitchezzzz! LOL

[mzshocking93]

LMAO!! Loved it

[NoDDerZz]

do you not have friends? bahah.. waht a loser.

[KawaiixKiller]

Ahahah that was a laugh :) oh and your actually not that bad ;)

[deyamo88]

mate i gota give it to ya, ur fucking funny!!

[droopyfker]

Ew girls with hair on their upper lip is such a turnoff especially if you feel it by accident when your hookin up:@

[Volimte1]

Your future wife is gonna be the luckiest woman alive lol literally gonna laugh every second of her life......... you're not even that good looking but that smile is amazing jesus... personality seriously shits all over looks! Keep it up Pauly, you're making the world laugh!

[jonastised]

@6sheldon , when he does the chick voice? THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. Lol :)

[manyouk123]

fuck off bitch ill smash ya! classic bro lol

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! "..yea shave your fuckin face or your arms..."

thats nasty.

[thedickhead10]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM IN TEARS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[6sheldon]

you sound like Jemay from summer heights high lol

[EdeLovesGerrard]

@6sheldon yeaaa!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAA

[1989Salz]

Lollllllllll omg you are so funny!!!

[rogeeyuk]

aww i'm a hairy girl and i can't help it... ._.

[Kirby0wner]

@rogeeyuk shave

[rogeeyuk]

@Kirby0wner its fucking annoying, and i can't wax cause i'm too young apparently...

[EdeLovesGerrard]

@rogeeyuk nice...

[whywontugivemeau]

"anti persperant, ues it now so you dont smell like a donkeys cock" LOL

[whywontugivemeau]

and yer, another thing that turns me off is well, when shes hairy LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[aridatony99]

"your just like aww, fuck whatta mad bitch shes keen" hahahhaa

[cheshirecat1212]

That's strange what you said about body odour, I thought males were attracted to the pheromones contained in female sweat.

[Lakshack]

@cheshirecat1212 yeah men and women are attracted to each others pheromones, but that's different to stinky ass sweat! theres that natural clean smell of a body that gets everyone horny lol then there's that other smell where u can tell the person hasn't had a shower in a week. this goes to males and females, i love it when a man has that little hint of body smell, but if he doesn't wash that bacteria off his body and on top of that there's the sweat than its just effen disgusting

[avalonferrarixo]

HAHAH this is so funny some girls are so delusional

[KyeexX]

hahahahah, i love how you laugh at yourself cause you're just that fuckin' funny

[HurtEnforcer]

This guy is actually fucking hilarious.

[uB6igot9]

Haha!

[takshii]

omg how did you make that roaring noise out of your mouth?

[KaneDoggalypse]

lol a girl shouldn't have a monobrow!

[KaneDoggalypse]

haha 1:35 i can relate!

[uboii]

haha at the end

"you have nice eyes pauly"

i know

"your ears are small"

fuck off bitch i smash you!

[ingays]

OMG Amen.

[anna80764]

haha i love you

[TeddiesOnFire]

LOL, bitch i smash you.

[CintaBabyy]

just coz you smell like donkey cock.

hahhahahhaa, oh man.

you make my day :)

[sarahduff101]

u stupid ugly cunt. lol

[MrAussieMonty]

You have a wierdly good chicks voice!!

[dannidxoxo]

I actually havent laughed that much at a video in ages totes just shared this with all my mates in fb n they loved it:) xxxx

[mangoz69a]

broo this is not funny it's the fukin truth.

[Angeal1111]

You're kicking back with a girl... and... she's hairy...:) Yeah, I would hate that as well

[loveAC07]

so cute the way he says 'awww shiiit'

[MyLore96]

i know what turns Pauly on....Romanian girls ;) so if your not Romanian fuck off bitches :)

[adelejane3]

whatta cutie! :L

[ellee2165]

You are so gorgeous! (:

[AlbenasOrsum]

your ears are so.. small..

fuck of bitch, ill smash you.

[95loveLaceyLayne]

I think he talks about girls so often because he like's talking like one.