NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 111

[BaphometReign]

This is conservative comedy?....really dry humor, if you could call it humor

[papalosopher]

I see the conservative bit, but where is the comedy?

[Surfermario]

The last part made me laugh.

[brettwrb]

Love the one about hillary, awesome!

[mannster21]

Oh, this is where the Fox Noise 1/2hour comedy hour went. Fake news anchor name, laugh track and all.

[SeigneurUtopique]

better then listening to the Communist News Network (aka CNN)

[TylerNull]

"Hillary ... about pasty, soul-less, bloodsucking creatures ... "

HILARIOUS

[jin0008]

That sound more like G.W.B

[ErichJSanford]

I like Ann Rice.

[Userduder]

I use to. But seems sophomoric as I got older.

[tmcmastertube]

These vids are the highlight of my workiong week... since I spend most of my day paying for Lefty Social Programs... I should take a few "me" minutes each week...

[sagacioussue]

These leftists are so funny. They swarm here to make silly complaints and think they impress people because they notice the laugh track.  Duh! everyone knows there is a laugh track - it's not there to fool anyone.

I especially love the complaint about not being able to rate zero stars. They are obsessed with making these have a bad ratings. Their fear is so paranoid and amusing.

[tangneyk]

Then, uh... What IS the laugh track there for?

[sagacioussue]

Uh.... It's for a filler and it's a prop. Just like the DC background. Were you fooled by that? Laugh tracks are almost always used for punchline type sitcoms and comedy shows that aren't live. Are you normally fooled by them or something? Are you fooled by David Letterman's view of NYC? Give me a break. I guess you liberals are fooled if it's from someone you trust. Funny I thought everyone could recognize them. No wonder it's so easy for your politicians to fool you.

[tangneyk]

Hey, sagadouche. My comment wasn't "There were laugh tracks?!?!?", and I didn't talk about the shitty looking greenscreen background either.

I am not "normally fooled by them or something" because I don't normally watch contrived shit like this that needs fillers and props. I don't need to be told when to laugh.

[tangneyk]

But I guess I just answered my own question: The laugh tracks are there to tell you idiots when to laugh because either a) You are retarded , b) this shit factory is one of the least funny things ever pissed into existence, or c) all of the above. Dolt.

[sagacioussue]

No tang they are there to annoy bitter angry people like you who have nothing better to do than harass people. The purpose of a laugh track isn't to tell people when to laugh; it's filler for the dead space between jokes. Try going to a taping of Letterman or Leno or a live sitcom. Those liberals actually have applause and laugh signs flashing to their audiences. Their audiences must be really stupid according to you. Sticks and stones dude -- can't wait to see what name you call me next.

[tangneyk]

Think about the irony contained in your first sentence there, Saggy. I'll point it out if you need me to.

As far as your second statement... Exactly. And in this show, there is A LOT of dead space.

I don't watch Letterman or Leno on television, so why would I "try" going to a taping? ???

Yes. Those audiences are stupid. And since you are so familiar with those shows, you must be in their audience as well. Stupid.

[tangneyk]

P.S. Why is there a shot of a laughing audience at the beginning of most of these abortions? Prop? Filler? Or just a lame attempt to make it appear that someone would actually watch this drivel.

[sagacioussue]

You called me Stupid, douche and Dolt in one day! I may have to have my mommy talk to your mommy. Your insults display too much intellectual prowess for me. It's not surprising that you don't watch those shows. Laughing is rare in bitter people. Why laugh when you can insult people with schoolyard name-calling? The list of people you resent seems rather long. Seek some therapy and channel that hateful energy into something positive. Don't waste your life

[CitizenWorm]

That was really awful. I didn't laugh or even crack a smile once. Every one of the jokes was a pitiful recycling of something that was barely funny when somebody with a bit of talent said it. That somebody was surely not this guy.

[britoca]

wow, this sucks ass! why can't we rate 0 stars?

[funnrun]

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[waluum]

They all have jokes that bomb (like the "chunky monkey" in this one), but the "dog dollars" and "Anne Rice" ones were some of the funniest I've heard! :)

[ToadkillerDog]

I think Mark's jokes were much funnier. This new guy just isn't funny in my opinion, the punchlines are simplistic (although the Anne Rice bit was good). The last lady, Jody was a bit better than this new guy but I'm starting to miss Mark more and more.

[Coyote1911]

Good show! Its improving everyweek. Funny my mind went to Ted Kennedy too. I liked the dog dollars bit and the rip on gore about how he cant win the presidency. Keep it up!

[slicedsky]

I like this new guy and the format a lot....

First thing I thought of was T. Kennedy about the DUI...

Best part was the Shrillary comments/caption.

Improvement every week it seems...

Keep er'coming!

[bowenit]

I've been laughing for about an hour over the last part about clinton

[GAULTED]

The desk is an improvement. The humor is as good as any of the leftist stuff on the MSM. Too bad Newsbusters will never be objective about Israel and Zionism.

[slicedsky]

Gaulted What exactly is that suppose to mean...not objective?

I'm LMAO at that statement.

[sagacioussue]

sliced - it means he wants NB to side with terrorists and dictators who oppress their own people and torture others on a massive scale rather than a modern democracy that tries to protect itself from the dictators and terrorists who want them destroyed.

[tlueders]

Embarassingly bad: so lamely sophomoric and humorless it can't even support the three second laugh track loop. I'd rather watch re-runs of "Andy of Mayberry" Floyd's Barbershop philosophical ruminations than this tripe- and judging by your viewership, so would almost everyone else who watched one clip. Don't quit your day jobs.

[ogrrre]

The show is improving. Frasier's delivery is smoother than the original guy, and the desk is a good addition.

I kind of figured that Ted Kennedy would have set the high score on the drunk driving game, though.

[Vaporman87]

I enjoyed the "Is there anything this guy can't win? Oh. . . . right."

[buzznbea]

I like Frasier Smith's delivery. Jokes were uneven. Not big on the "Chunky Monkey," but "Dog Dollars" was a winner. Good show!