I Got New Legs!

[berndawg123]

November 29th is my birthday too?!?1?

[princejaa]

I AM AKUMA, AND ILL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN!!!

[Szaapoobaa]

I've been looking for that video since I saw @naveregnide 's video.

[candyxoliciousbishes]

did u remember to take that milk out...? o;

[MyLifeAsSue]

I would understaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaand­!

[iWietje]

ur last name means gasoline in my language

[Bioniclefan45]

@iWietje Så sant, så sant. Det har jeg aldri tenkt på før

[DakireProductions]

Still got legs!

[griffiegrrltkd]

I just lost the game

[MrJorod3]

omg! my favorite number is 8 and im view number 88817 and 1+7=8 so its 8888 and my second favorite number is four so its 4 8s my 2 favorite number and my 3rd favorite number is 2. so its my 3 favorite numbers. i swear to god, heaven and baby jesus with a little baby beard that this is truee. but i HATE the number 3!!!!!! all most as much as 6!

[BRANSCOMBEx]

NEW LEGS? They'll go well with your new couch.

[NerdyMcNerderson]

@snugglyslippers youtube JeepersMedia and tell me he looks more like al than wheezywaiter.

[Dmanslayer45]

1:53 LOL

[snugglyslippers]

thumbs up if you think wheezy looks like 'al' from toy story?

[canceroussquirrelz7]

@eLiZaFaTtY I don't think anyone thinks that... Or ever will think that... But what i do know is that he sounds AWESOME, whether or not he is inside or out!

[eLiZaFaTtY]

does anyone else think he sounds like rex from toy story when he was outside

[thisismy181]

like if you had to go back and pause to read what was on her shirt

[GirlNextDorm]

haha slap bracelet of celebration...reminds me....of a much older wheezy video. :D

[mkstreets]

I have no idea how you can actually be so geniusly funny in EVERY video

[Kcreepingiscaring]

Haha He's gonna build his igloo with his BEAR HANDS!!

[fizmaester]

That milk thing seems unsanitary.

[fizmaester]

That milk thing seems unsanitary.

[GjDoctorWho]

CRAIG!! I GOT A NEW COUCH TOO =DDD

[AwesomefulMystery]

your hair fell out incredably even

[gurkenhamster]

why is your name "fuel" (benzine)?

[AdamantSystems]

@gurkenhamster I thought the same thing.

[jasonzuvela]

milk absorbs all the smells of the surrounding environment

[banjokiller45]

Hey i'm dirt poor so I don't have any money, but to dust bunnies, i'm dirt rich!

[caylamichelle23]

i want cookies and milk now... T_T

[amandamany]

It was my birthday. = )

[SweetKiwixo]

You are funny (: I'm subscribing!

[Rpdesigns2008]

The is no better version of Kiera Knightley, you disappoint me.

[MissPandaRox]

LOL! I'm in chicago area xDDDD

Awesome for beard lovers<3

[KanesTheName95]

How do you have time for things in life other than these videos? I can't imagine you having any time otherwise - You give up your LIFE FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT!

[ligitmuffin]

omg i have the same middle name as you... i thought i was the only one with that middlename!!! i love you mmore now :D

[cjsummi123]

If the object of the game is to fail then when you fail you are winning the game

MOTHER OF GOD

[mariojw1]

You got new legs and I got a new chouch!

[axxo798]

damn, i just noticed that you are not the same person from vsauce..

i watch your video's and his for over a year and i just noticed it....

[TheWMSLibrarian]

Is it too forward for me to comment on just how much I like your new legs??? Ha ha ha...

I've got an ottoman with some that are similar. Now that I think about it where does one go to order or purchase taller or perhaps shorter legs for their furniture???  Because, I've got this...um...friend I know...who thinks her...I mean his...couch is too far off the floor.

[OhAbbyG]

Totally thought the title was 'I got new Legos' needless to say I got pretty excited...I would've been disappointed when I found out the truth had it not been for you whipping out the SLAP BRACELET! Also, I didn't know you liked to eat apples?

[MiscellaneousMush]

i love the wink in this one xD

[Qopel]

You're insane

[happybirthday101201]

YES! Natalie Portman IS the better version of Kiera Knightly! Where I come from NOT everyone seem to know that! THANK YOU!

[thefamouskaytay]

THE RETURN OF THE SLAP BRACELET

[RondoNumber9xo]

Haven't watched ur videos in a while but after this I'll be more consistent

[royohz]

YOU'LL BUILD AN IGLOO WITH YOUR OWN BEAR-HANDS?! I'M SO DONATING!

[ExtremlySelfishChild]

all i can do is like this video... i dont have anymoney :( i wish i could do more

[Onekatmandu]

Catchy name! ;) I love guest winker's t-shirt. (That sounds weird). lol

[StarlightDreamer12]

SLAP BRACELET!

[kindpotato]

wait was you dad a chemist or something cuz both your middle and last name are molecules.

[asiarock779]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iliveforcows]

I thought your mom hated you... and snow apparently :P

[robinerorockssauce]

In the words of Kesha, "I like your beard" :P

[pipernoswiping]

craig has Bear hands!!

[Anyality]

I was wondering if you'd ever bring back slap bracelet enthusiasm. :D

[isaiah68]

My wife and I have watched the "Celebrated Outside" part like 20 times. And you're right, the noise ordinance here is nuts.

[h0ck3yG1rl]

Jumper?

[JoshGDaigle]

The world is a bunch of vagabonds. There, I said it.

[SimaanFreeloader]

Your name is Gene Benzine, and you don't use that name? You should be shot here and now. No explanation could ever suffice.

[martin47g]

Dude, that was my birthday! If I would have seen this video than my birthday wish would have come true!

[MapleHue]

All I have is lags ;/

[IsabelleBreakfast]

not a glass, a DISH of milk haha

[GeistRanger]

@IsabelleBreakfast He says Dish.

[IsabelleBreakfast]

@GeistRanger thanks, I got that hahaha, I was just pointing out how ironic it is that he's using a dish instead of a glass. God, i've been trying to find your comment to reply for weeks, thank youu ctrl + f.

[thesmallone271]

i love you. um, thats all i had to say.

[lilbuni2004]

My birthdays coming up December 12. Are you going to make me a birthday video for my 26 th birthday? ;-)

[baddogonline]

I heard that Rahm Emanuel sends dead fish to his political enemys... Strange!

[frenchifrankix]

all I want for christmas this year is for wheezy to be my best friend forever (and ever)

[Ohoo1]

29th of November is my birthday too :D

[buffdrink]

You are so crazy

[BwavoBunny]

We have the same middle name! We must be brothers!! 8D

Anyways, another video that made me smile~

[SlurpVision]

soo funny!!! 

[TwilightGirlSparkles]

I used to have that exact action figure of Natalie Portman. Then her arm fell off, and I started calling her nubby. True story.

[ebrach121]

That little giggle you did after dipping the cookie in milk was freakin adorable :)

[ebrach121]

Natalie Portman the better version of Keira Knightley . Ha ha good one Wheezy :)

[FoxEagle993]

I had best see that milk later!

[Elli182GiIl]

are you a wheezycat now?

[imamok]

I feel good about myself for donating :D Freezyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiterrrr

[dont2care8channel]

Then we Fail Hard lol

[maggiehanna]

I actually was singing that song. How did you know??

[ToastMaster623]

@TheFiremanStudios Well it's been reinforced with new parts, MAKING IT TOTALLY NEW COUCH!

[Richarditong]

GENE!!!

[Kelsbugg2010]

mmm. meowmeow.

[GhetoSpartan117]

I live right near chicago

[MegaHollikins]

Benzine peroxide! 

[GPMusicc]

OMG WHY IS THE DPC SHOW ON NEW YEARS EVE 18+ ??? I love hood internet AND dpc AND i live in chicago but i cant go since its not all ages!!! =(((((((((

[jibberingjon]

Dude that's crazy, I really was singing that song!

[jibberingjon]

@jibberingjon me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jibberingjon]

@jibberingjon me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tnargert625]

I WAS SINGING THAT SONG!!!!!

[jibberingjon]

@tnargert625 me too!

[mleaurora0150]

In sadder news the 29th is the tenth anniversary of george harrison's death :'(

[halamaker]

I spent like three weeks with Jumper stuck in my head....it was finally gone this week....and then I watched this....and its back in there...RAWRGH

[elcavezion]

I really wouldn't like to live with Craig... even though he's my grow model.

[missy192]

how many cookies dropped before you caught it? so many crumbs!

[Sunlitstaine]

I watch your videos for your creative linguistic skills

[BBROTANGO]

That a bad place for your milk. (Dust bunnies Gene, Dust Bunnies.) ;)

[WolfmanKasper]

JOHN MAYER!! FTW!

[FlamingFieldsForever]

Someone is secretly a cat.

[8Metaphysicist8]

LIEUTENANT DAN!!! YOU GOT NEW LEGS!!! 

[smosmocom]

when i saw the title i thought of the dpc song singing "i lost my limb"

[Achw3l]

$ 25.00 donated toward your igloo sleepover :)

OH and ending youth homelessness.But also igloo

[kryicon]

wtf i was actually just listening to that :O

[DrPotatoPerson]

Ive lost the game

[theleakycrucible]

the rom is real e-reader was incredibly clever

[theleakycrucible]

@theleakycrucible *e-manual

[CosmicScaleFactor]

Still got legs?

[naveregnide]

I'm wearing a slap bracelet right now! :D

[cookiiiebreath]

I just want my comment to be in a video so my friends will watch you.

[LifeLostSoul]

I have not herd this video in its true glory yet but the CC on this is amazing can't wait to hear the real thing :) lol

[iamlikelightning]

Natalie Portman is the better version of just about anyone...

[davidjus4]

u look like the guy from vsouce !!

[GWillM]

So if you don't raise the money are you going to be in the dog house? the IGLOO Shaped Dog House!

[Airickk2021]

enter your div id="container" no matter the width of the web browser

[JulezNerdify]

HOLY CRAP JUMPER HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR THREE DAYS AND THEN YOU SAID IT AND AS I'M TYPING THIS I REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO NEED TO RIGHT IN ALL CAPS BUT I'M STILL DOING IT

[THEJ3RM101]

Craig so ummm where is...TY THE REGULAR GUY?!?!

[iamprocrastination]

HEY I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE "TAKEN ABACK" CAM!!! :(

[mick030586]

But you don't have bear hands Wheezy Waiter.

[69420shayne]

i gave 1$ :P

[robottard27]

Your mind must be an interesting place :) lol

[wilssara427]

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!

[FuzzCutieNerd]

Okay, Wheezy, I'm less than 20 seconds in and mad at you. Suicide jokes are not funny and not a thing. Please, don't do that.

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

@FuzzCutieNerd o rly?

[FuzzCutieNerd]

@RisefromyourGRAVE

Oh, Remorseful Large sorrY-s?

[abnegatingconformity]

If beard-lovers would fail if the object of the game was to fail, they would win the game, and thus they would fail the game, and thus they'd win, thus they'd fail, thus they'd win, thus they'd fail, thus they'd win, thus they'd fail etc.

[BLACKzeronine]

SLAP BRACELETS?!

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!

[Asherthefunnyguy]

@BLACKzeronine He didn't say 'WHOO!' when he slapped it :(

[Blaze1289]

@BLACKzeronine Another longtime beardlover, I see...

[BrianPicchi]

You're a princox.

[sportsstar1998]

Where's Pwoitflgsk?

[AllieCat666]

something creative obviously stirring in you, today. you're way more outrageous than usual.

[TheRowaboat]

@TheErikTwins it was third eye blind's "jumper" :)

[superfox1080]

So many of your old inside jokes! I LOVE it!!

[DarkKokiri]

That awkward moment when you're watching this and eating cookies with milk and you realize your couch DOES NOT have new legs... =|

[KeepWindowsOpen]

Your awesomeness just has no end... It is remarkable.

[Wakkawakka388372]

@KeepWindowsOpen Yeah.. Craigs awesomeness got stuck in a loop, Craig has the awesome-disease. Really rare and probably deadly

[KeepWindowsOpen]

@Wakkawakka388372 Probably deadly... but also probably worth the awesomeness??

[GsisLounge]

Has anyone read "Rahm Emanuel's" Twitter? Its hilarious. 

[Derpicide]

PARADOX! if you play a game you have to lose to win it, when you lose it you win but then that would mean you lost it by winning but because you lost it by winning you still lose which makes you win, and so on and so forth.

[thanqualthehighseer]

@Derpicide isn`t that called the life of Charlie Sheen syndrome?

[Derpicide]

@thanqualthehighseer Maybe... maybe...

[lawlolawl1996]

how long has that milk been there wheezy? ewww

[TheErikTwins]

whats the song he sang in the beginning?

[benben99100]

Can you slo mo cookie catch? That was such a cool trick!

[beginnerwinner]

new haircut?

[listentotheraenfall]

I've still got legs, but I'm still not Ginger.

[ChasHolling]

I've always thought Natalie Portman was the better version of Kira Nightly.

[souleater443]

You got new legs? Oh, well, I still got legs.

[metalvocalistwanted]

Lt daaannnnnnn 

[LowBatteryFilms]

An awesome name! :D

*banjo face*

[hopelesslyinsane]

Gene? So, is your name Genetic? teehee.

[PiotrekPraski]

Rude! ;) I have just overdosed Mr. Fuel...

[kyungdaesung]

the milk was disturbing...

[TheMnesic]

My awesome sense is tingling... Are you making another one of those videos where you answer people's comments in quick succession?

[TorinoAndGriffith]

Why are you getting funnier? It's not fun anymore...

[GiveDares]

shut it, fatty

[Kmp620rocks]

@rnedisc well I think I prefer wheezy's quote

[Kmp620rocks]

My favorite quote of wheezy evar 2:19

[Anabel0710]

I never noticed that freckle on your forehead...



[rnedisc]

well actually "when life gets you down just set your foot on fire" -toby 'tobuscus' turner

[Mitzi480]

"But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan." -Forrest Gump :)

[Guthixzip]

OMGGG CRAIG SAID ISRAEL ! IM SO PROUD!

[SuperKingkong22]

He got new legs :P

[IvarHuisman]

You are so awesome!

[Greenmoss100]

It was my birthday too!!!!

[HeatherZ32]

Your beard is squint again...

[Heruss100]

Craig, when the hell are you going to get new glasses?

[exoticawesomeness]

Why would you ever dislike a wheezy video?

[sometimesascientist]

Rahm Emanuel studied dance at my college :D

[Futbolcaleb]

U are the best commedian ever

[Olekrok]

benzine ? ur french !