Name Fail

[jaremader90]

I wonder what Myke Hawke was doing down in Afghanistan...

[chadberry75]

shit..

[Aseastin]

what was he gonna do on that beach ?

[upabittoolate]

I bet Mike Hawk is in real tight with Mike Hunt.

[MarcelloSkates]

Hugh Jazz ;)

[lurzax]

Its only me just hear "my cock'' ?

[TheMrallan804]

@lurzax no just about oh... everyone else :S

[upabittoolate]

@lurzax Obvious fail.

[supercool918]

He had like 36 hours to learn from his cock

[dougster701]

if he was brittish that mistake would of never happned

[aiden1340]

I've heard worse: Dr. Titser

[percytje666]

....how about MIKE HUNT?!

[BigGHpondus]

Im favoritting this because of the comments.. lol ^^

[MrGog34]

@BigGHpondus me too

[williamwzl]

After learning from Mike Hawke he's gonna hit the beach so hard.

[kal1nas]

Where is Mike Hunt ?

[thedoors919]

he must have gotten that name while "serving" in thailand

[LocalWeddingMarketng]

Mike Hawk, we are watching you.

[TheNsm54]

mike hunt

[Mythinu]

It took me about 10 seconds before I got how it was fail. I am slow. -.-

[gdsm93]

Before I hit the bitch, I've got about 36 hours to learn all I can from Myke Hawke.

[SuperGamesking]

my cock xD

[MrFS15]

this reminded me of those shirts with (arrow upside) the man (arrow downside) THE LEGEND

[MyMusicIsEpic]

I think the top commenters have visited Epicfail before...

[MalTube93]

Myke Hawke, Will Lenter, Yorke Hunt, Wen Yu, Ben Dover

[spencer1873]

Mike Hunt

[lujavana]

so...you're dating mike hawke?

[tombkreeper3]

Isn't that the guy from One Man Army!?

[Trashfished]

And his cousin Mike Hunt.

[taitai907]

I know about this Vietnamese guy whose name is "Som Dum Guy". I think that's how you spell it...

[TheCIScommander]

?Has he been to sandy balls resort?

[rock3tcat]

Before I hit the bitch I gotta meet my cock...

[Benicooll]

dont get it

[aiden1340]

@Benicooll it sounds like my cock

[MrMultiTesstickle]

@aiden1340 no shit

[aiden1340]

@MrMultiTesstickle I was telling him that because he didn't get it.

[MrMultiTesstickle]

@aiden1340 mon vache aime me nouier aver de la computer Esti-calis

[bengacris]

@MrMultiTesstickle esti de calis* also, get a better french

[aiden1340]

@MrMultiTesstickle English please.

[MrMultiTesstickle]

@aiden1340 translate it on Google 

[TKSiate]

my cock, over and out. xD

[DJZombiLincoln]

He's been dying to meet Mike Hawk.

[grapesjuice5]

The Hawk Family tree:

Mike Hawk, mother Mike Lit, sister Mike Litoris, Grandmother Mike Hunt

[MozartJunior22]

My Cock.

20 years service:

-Afghanistan

-West Africa

-Thailand

-South America

[electronut2008]

Mike Hawk, meet Mike Hunt

[Daviysoh]

When he's on the phone "Hello.This is my cock" lol

[LeanderRandom]

"Jack Hoff, Mr. Mike Hunt is ready."

[LeanderRandom]

Mike Rack...

[engandautclan]

Myke Hawk, Myke Hunt, Myke Lit, Myke Humm, Myke Rack, Myke RustyBalls.

[elwerejotapatio]

my cock hahahahahahahaha

[kingofworms0]

Before I hit the bitch, I gotta learn all I can from my cock

[UchihaOdy]

Justin Case you Ben Dover Myke Hawke is ready....

[TheJonMaster]

@UchihaOdy dude that is fucking EPIC!!!!!!

[drumArthur]

@UchihaOdy dude, your comment was the best one ever!

[Danny123moca]

@UchihaOdy OMFG the computer has speech :D HAHAHA!!!!

[TheMysteriousMrJ]

i often try to learn as much as possible form my cock

[sweet58441]

I dont know if id want to learn from his cock, so far its had 20 years of service in places like Afghanistan, West Africa, Thailand, and South America. God knows how many STDs he has.....

[ITYELENOL]

Hey, sweet! thats my uncle!

[brodiem21]

have you met his brother york hawk

[kamelashes]

Mike Littisore. tee hee hee

[Diggy22]

Glad he hasn't met Jacques Strapp yet. 

[mrkraigery]

My name his Jack Hoff and my best friend is Mike Hunt

[klutzny246]

His name should be mycock xD

[IbeLangley]

Oh man... I wish they had said his name with his title.

0:11 - "Captain Myke Hawke"

[KingKova7]

lmao wow

[1Jikko1]

something about "20 years service" sounds like it makes sense o.O

lol

[123bowld]

He had a hard time in school

[JonO387]

His name is a win. The fact that they spelled Mike with a Y is a fail.

[tombkreeper3]

Is that the guy from One Man Army!? XD

[tastymuffin1]

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[RyanTehBest]

I think the parents named him that for a reason...

[alferxxx]

Mike Hawk, meet Mike Litoris

[KingLeonidas3267]

@alferxxx and his second cousin, mike hunt

[mikey41rules]

@alferxxx Mike Hunt is more funny

[dmlsidh]

@alferxxx Don't forget Mike Hunt

[smash95100]

@alferxxx Should be MIke Hawk, meet Mike Hunt

[alferxxx]

@smash95100 yes, but that's overused

[zintosion]

Bizzare foods survival edition.

And Myke hawke is also on Man Woman Wild XD.

[aiden1340]

He also has a Korean friend called Mee Bum Young

[xSkylicious]

anyone know his child? Moe Lester

[underbightdog23]

What about suq midiq?

[panictopaz21087]

He was gonna have sex with the beach anyway since he is trying to learn from his cock

[vitessemeister]

So... what was he trying to learn from myke hawk?

[SuperLebboy]

how big is your cock o.O

[ik1ik1ik1]

or Myke hooter

[justhatguy1000]

@ik1ik1ik1 no just no

[ik1ik1ik1]

@justhatguy1000 hmmm k :(  *sad*

[ik1ik1ik1]

or Myke lid

[ik1ik1ik1]

oww god lol what if his name was Myke emmeltow

[ik1ik1ik1]

hes lucky he isnt Myke utch

[meerkatman22]

LOL can't take his stare seriously once you hear his name.

[ip0dhacker007]

What does he have to learn from his dick?

[XgenDaNcEr]

everyone is copying the top comments :/

[KingOfUm]

Okay guys, I got one:

Good thing his name isn't Myke PIGEON!

[MrEnKaye]

He should meet my roommate, Myke Hunt.

[ItZArTPrOdIgY]

Lucky his name is not Myke Answer

[TheBloodyVengeance]

Souldn't it be: "Before I hit the BITCH"?

[XmanNator1212]

i saw this episode!!

[DonCrazy92594]

haha i saw this episode

[xXxDinoXxXMan13]

I heard Ava Gina married Mike Hawk after breaking up with her bofriend Hu Gass

[PowerThrash]

...from this man...

...Tom Cruise

[ThicknSwift]

I named my Character that in Dragon Age 2

[TheRunningComedian]

Thats that douchy guy from man, woman, wild. -_-"

[Thexplodingunicorn]

funny video

[HaloLvl43Legit]

You'd think this man would stress using the name MIchael instead of Mike

[darth890]

say "Mike Hawke met york hunt" real fast

[hejiahan]

he has a show

[MrMeineNamen]

I usually get my lessons from

Mike Hunt

[acfox1234]

Imagine if he was missing and someone went looking for him xD

"excuse me lady, have you seen mike hawk?"

"peeervert :O"

Jail for sexual harassment xD

[johnnythefootymaniac]

Ray Pist, Molly Station, Peter File, Sun Va-Bich

[Zarthga]

@johnnythefootymaniac I dont get molly station.

[Zarthga]

@johnnythefootymaniac never mind, i get it.

[Baskentli]

~~~~~~~( |=========3

[sonicedhoedown1]

.... 8=======D~

[ManUtdTrueFanCR7]

is he related to chew kok??

[AKHalex]

Mike Hawke = My cock

MIke Rowe = Microbe

Ben Dover = Bend Over

Klit Doris = Clitoris

... Some funny names, haha.

[betheguy8888]

@AKHalex or Mike litouris

[mario1136]

@AKHalex You forgot Mike Hunt lol

[MadManix]

I thought 4 a second he had a tattoo that was censored

[ganstakl]

@MadManix me too

[csspirit]

Wow, if even Cocks can become Captains, i should try too..

[CampeadorHUN]

Before I hit the bitch, I've got about 36 hours to learn all I can, from this man.

.

.

.

My Cock.

[somebodeh]

i love learning from my cock!

[TheSomethingIsh]

Captain My Cock special

[flockaguccii82]

And His Cousin Masta Bayter.

[ninjaboys397]

my cock lol thats what i heard

[greenorange75]

@xXBlacHandXx Or his cousin, Mike Hunt.

[Remainsofdeath]

The name itself isn't a fail

[FrappeGreenTea]

my cock?

[reversedkid]

Somehow, to me Mike Hawk looks like Charlie Sheen :P

[XeronWilshire]

Oh no I see the fail the video being posted, how dumb of me =P

[XeronWilshire]

there is no fail here failblog just fails it's self

[AaronTheImposter]

lmao I had another tab open and was listenin to the vid and all I heard was "my cock" xD

[MozartJunior22]

Myke Hawke. 20 years service.

[montezque]

Captain My Cock

[pokejon13]

OMG i was thinking of that name before the video came on (i must be side kick) :D

[YouDead11]

When did his cock became a man?! :S

[ALEXO1052]

He's lucky his name isn't Mike Hunt

[tomg106]

@ALEXO1052 or mike oxlong

[RDBeatnik]

@ALEXO1052 Bravo, sir, bravo.

[dangleman1]

@ALEXO1052 hahhahahaha brilliant....

[FirstOneReady]

@ALEXO1052 And now im said to say I have a friend Called that ;( Fuck you

[Garselo]

@ALEXO1052 Actually it is normally written as MikeHUNT.

[AnimeFreak719]

My cook XD

[edigydog]

Uhh. Its CAPTAIN Myke Hawke.

[TheEvilSquishyBunny]

i think myke hawke is best friends with jack mehoff

[Raveman01]

lol the soup has a special for him on his survival show

[Smorz33]

theres another one, Mike Hunt

[MegaTyop]

@Smorz33 LOL

[Smorz33]

@MegaTyop And another! Moe Lester

[MegaTyop]

@Smorz33 LOLOL

[Noob4Pwner]

I bet they are going to Bangkok to train :3

[sonicedhoedown1]

20 years survice?

YOU SLUT!

[THESUPERHUMANBEAN]

Holden Myke Hawke

[jujuman94]

mike hawke and his cousin mike litterus.

[milfinator]

hilarity ensued when mike hawke met mike hunt

[itis1RoN]

FRAWM THIZ MEWN MAI KOHK

[MDCCCXCIV]

how dare you rip on myke!

[DoubleTimeMicha]

Mike Litoris

[Clyde200k]

that guy was i shouldnt be alive as an expert

[DubstepOnLockdown]

Mike hawke looks a lot like tom cruise

[Django5198]

get Master Bator quickly!!!!!

[igbanez]

Mike Hawke, Will Lenter, York Hunt

[laxplayer1199]

Mike Hawke, Will Lenter, Mike Hunt

[ausauspatpat]

@laxplayer1199 your cock with enter your cunt? say what?

[laxplayer1199]

Mike Hunt

[karlwu007]

the name of the show is bizarre foods or something like that. there's a bald fat guy eating worms and other shit like that. :D

[XweehooX]

the name of tha show is exotic foods or something like that. theres a bold fat guy eating worms and other shit like that.

[Midaboss69]

Aw shit poor man

[weemansss]

I heard Mike Hawk and Harry Baals are close friends.

[EpicMintz]

Mike hawk, Wil chute, mike hum

[sweet58441]

lol at the comments

[weemansss]

Mike Hawk, E'stoo Bigg ,Foyur, Baj' Ayna

[croc560]

@weemansss Woodja Blowmi, Dixie Normus, Ima Dumass, Tim Fagot(a french name pronounced fagon but spelled with a silent T)

[mtasadude]

My Cock!