LYNX CHOCOLATE MAN ADVERT EFFECT FULL VERSION

[littlemisslenny13]

Keep this away from girls on the rag :P

[lenrat117]

This is the scariest thing I've ever seen! Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy?

[mrbrightside712]

Isn't that self harm/cannibalism?

[dwho1994]

funny cos it smells nothing like chocolate

[guitarsanders]

Anyone know the name of the song? haha

[peaceofblackpool]

@guitarsanders Allen Toussaint - Sweet Touch of Love

[iphone4life11]

dark temperation is best lynx smell

[AVFCsi02]

@iphone4life11 Africa is pretty good too

[iluvedd129]

It's Russell Howard! XD

[The1andOnlyCG]

really? people think this is racist?

its not a black guy. its a guy made of chocolate. thats not racism.

[OneDLouisT]

it looks nothin like russe howard...hate this advert!

[jrhomer100]

this is kinda creepy

[TheSeriouslyOatmeal]

Who the fuck is Russel Howard?

*One Google Image Search later*

Holy fuck, it's Russell Howard!

[Ashtarothh]

This is really weird.

[007spudman]

whats the girl called at 26 seconds

[kateclaudia]

I have smelt it on someone at school ... seriously smells amazing - best Lynx yet: my brother has most of them but they all smell so bad next to that chocolate one!!

[biomassfreak]

lol im going to slow it down to 0.5 or less and change the pitch and see what happens lol

(im guessing horror movie)

[smartacus88]

yall call it lynx in england?

[themachman19691]

@smartacus88 yep called lynx here

[Ninjabanana19]

@smartacus88 Indeed we do :)

[cherryblossom2100]

if all men turned into chocolate...they wouldnt have a chance in hell of surviving ^^

[apsjr1]

I wish I was that chocolate man I be scoring on the womans

[cowjigsaw]

what happens if he turns back i'll feel sorry that he got raped several times

[mastersync23]

Rapefaic.

[gomagash]

This is one of the best adverts I've ever seen.

[xxxDemonRabbitxxx]

0_o I'm starting to think it wouldn't be so nice if the world was Cadbury....

[nathanjones98]

whats this song

[GeekyGirl1011]

RUSSELL HOWARD!! :D

[wispamilkshake666]

20 people do not like chocolate..or...men lol.

[242simplicity]

great!!

now am hungry :(

[Jogeta5]

NIghtmare fuel.

[ProtestantsRUs]

It's called Linx, not Axe.

[CFKRIGHT]

@ProtestantsRUs in america its called axe, and its spelt L-Y-N-X  lynx not linx

[TheNERFDUDE97]

isnt it called axe in america

[mouthybitch88]

lol at his mad looking eyes

[soldierfront03050]

0:05

Its axe, not lynx

[BierVodkaJunge]

@soldierfront03050 axe is lynx. It´s the same brand. Just called different in different countries.

[tenpinbowl12]

after i watched this, i licked black people

[wipeout456]

@tenpinbowl12 racist!!!!

[MediaReflex]

song is amazing, who agrees??

[R2R3L4]

If I ever saw something like that I would've want to be put in an asylum

[burningup111]

it smells so so good. :)

[tupacshakur5633]

fish deo is best one smell like le male!!!

[jakoncrack]

kinda creepy...

[Zompyric]

@Blackoutbit I know , I live in the US C:

[tupacshakur5633]

best lynx deo ever!!!!!!!!!

[Sipper0]

It IS russell howard lol ^o^ <3

[1AeroForce1]

I ate his maltesers....

[Fendermadlewis]

@1AeroForce1 I had his twinky

[xxxxKatrinaxxxxx]

i think chocolate lynx is nasty :L

[scarbzscope]

i love the way he just turns and waves when he gets his arm ripped of at the end, links do the best ads

[KurnallDurnall]

i cudnt stop laughin wen i saw this tbh

[9daywonda]

LUCKY GIRLS???

[Zompyric]

I like how the can says Axe on it XD

[tupacshakur5633]

talk about some smell people! not tha music or advert dumbass

[blablakidz]

this scared my friends cousin!!! she used to say,"the chocolate man's gonna eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!"-she was only 4 when she said this

[juice12222]

obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheIssyV]

that was crreepy but coool its 1 of my fav adds

[deanoeldo]

It's Russel Howard lol

[Guest1001]

@deanoeldo I was thinking the same thing. :D

[thunderedblade]

so freaky

[MaxisKid]

I am scared.

[thcarmine]

I want to hit him for never stop smiling like that

[Cutejess2407]

Lol omg haha =P

[benny13x]

I will NOT make a Tiger Woods joke.

[irealylikedohnuts]

when he turns into chocolate he looks like RUSSEL HOWARD!

[xopa2204]

(: nice video !!!

[skvader69]

yummie! i want to be black too!...hot!

[nic902100]

could someone please tell me what song this is???

[pocketmemopictures]

allen toussaint - sweet touch of love

[piplup2009]

this guy scares me look at that smile and those eyes

[leiahhoward]

this is one of tose thing where something looks so good and happy that it looks like it wants to kill you if it knock on my door at midnight i would shit my pant

[tgrwp42j12]

i dont think its funny i think its scary. imagen having him running after u with a knife???

[jjaysunn]

yeah, with that smile lmao

[michaelmcguire93]

Maybe its just a deoderant advert?

[trakernaker]

stop chattin posh shit poohead neeer nerrr waaaaaa

[iwishiwasthestig]

lol, showed my two year old brother this ad, he FUKIN FREAKED. ran out of the computer room, outside into the street. XD

[DivineIntelligence]

Someone please tell me what the symbolism is in this ad or what the symbolism and fascination women have with chocolate? First, what are symbols? A symbol is something such as an object, picture, written word, sound, or particular mark that represents something else by association, resemblance, or convention; symbols stand for something that is unknown and that are not made clear or precise. What is the symbolism is this ad?

[char066]

its an ADVERT. its ADVERTISING the lynx. Everyone knows woman like chocolate, well, except you. Its called Lynx Temptation, chocolate is a womans temptation. so it goes. Pretty obvious if you ask me.

[DivineIntelligence]

Simply, chocolate reflects a womans, particularly a white womans, secret sexual desire for black men and chocolate symbolically denotes black or dark skin—hence dark chocolate. The connection with chocolate and sex are too numerous. Some women have expressed that eating chocolate is like an orgasmic experience. When asked to describe a white womans ideal lover—most respond—tall dark (meaning black) and handsome. This is a secret sexual desire manifesting in the subconscious mind.

[char066]

this has absolutly nothing to do with the colour of woman or men. your over thinking it way too much.

[DivineIntelligence]

Denial: refusal to accept external reality because it is too threatening; arguing against an anxiety-provoking stimulus by stating it doesn't exist; resolution of emotional conflict and reduction of anxiety by refusing to perceive or consciously acknowledge the more unpleasant aspects of external reality. Sound familiar?

[DivineIntelligence]

This is not my opinion this is the opinion of renowned psychologists based of Psychoanalytic Theory and Psychodynamic psychotherapy. Do some research into the aforementioned subjects and you will understand. Another psychoanalytic theory is called defense mechanisms which includes denial.

[char066]

i am not in denial. god. you are thinking it way too much. im not doing research on any psycho theory crap, i dont believe that. Its a simple advert which you are taking out of picture and staring at it too much.

They wouldnt use a chocolate bar, thats just stupid.

[DivineIntelligence]

OK......

[fontyman71]

Then why not change the man into a BAR of chocolate and anthropomorphize that? instead of changing the man into a chocolate man?

The women are clearly after virialty over genetic recessiveness.

[DivineIntelligence]

You have to go deeper my friend and go into the subconscious mind. These ads contain classic subliminally encoded messages. What is a subliminal message? It is a signal or message embedded in another medium, designed to pass below the normal limits of the human mind's perception. The subconscious mind lies below our conscious awareness and the subconscious mind remembers, perceives, interprets and determines things beyond the reach or control of the conscious mind.

[sovietlemon]

wow, someone learned how to use wikipedia

[MeandFergus]

lol

[STARCHYLD77]

it represents someones or for the lack of better terminology its the whitemans desire for melanin how else could you explain the desire of a lot of white women i mean more than ever before especially after barrack won these white women envision themselves with black men its the whiteman express the white womans desire for blackmen through the medium of chocolate they wish to breed with the michael jordans of the world even though hated on the surface blackmen are hated feared yet loved by them

[DivineIntelligence]

You are 100% right. In psychology it is called, a reaction formation-- a behavior that is completely the opposite of what one really wants or feels; taking the opposite belief because the true belief causes anxiety. White people subconsciously want to be black however it is impossible so they project black skin and/ or anything to be black negative when it reality they love black skin and highly desire it. This belief is supported by millions spent in tanning salons and on sun tan lotion.

[jjaysunn]

actually i think that people spending time in tanning salons shows they want a tan... and you cant say every white person wants to be black. Just because one study is done it doesnt make it fact for every person of a certain race, and its not impossible for a white race to become black... we were all black once, just move to africa and the change will happen slowly but it will happen over many generations, its called adapting to your environment.

[DivineIntelligence]

I understand your point about adaptation. Just as the first beings to migrate out of Africa into a desolate, barren and cold climate devoid of sunlight melanin in the skin was no longer needed to protect those beings from the ultraviolet rays of the sun. However, just a an amputee longs to have to have an amputated limb back so do white person long to be Black once again.

[jjaysunn]

lol i personally i think your having a luuagh, or you genuienely believe this, where i cant speak for every white person, some may want to be black, but i can garantee not all of them do, i bet some black people want to be white or asain, and some asains want to black or white, perhaps even some whites wanting to be black or asain, but theres no way that everyone of that race wants to switch to the other

[DivineIntelligence]

You caught me you are correct not all white people fit into this category. Obviously, I spoke in general terms it would be foolish to paint ALL white people with the same brush. I am not talking abut ALL white people-- just about 98% of them....lol.

[jjaysunn]

lol, or maybe its to represent that women love chocolate, and he's made of chocolate. Dumbass

[STARCHYLD77]

no its just me im chocolate and beautiful and i have fukked lots of white women who refer to me as their chocolate infidel

[TheFulltimeSlacker]

what is the name of that song?

[grudgelly]

SWEET TOUCH OF LOVE

[DisfiguredUnicorn]

scary!!!!!!!!!

[soup1223]

man those girls are hot

[Khaldude]

I LOVE THIS!

<3

[ripstickcamp]

fuck me those chicks are hot

[elemeenoproksdahouse]

Awesome ad lolololol. Whats the song???

[loulouXD123]

i agree wid sky BTW ITS FUCKING LYNX FOR LIFE

[soliK94]

mann everytime i eat chocolate now i just start laughin cuz i remember this ad

[claire13ear]

hahahahahaha

[coolman12414]

god thats racist how its black

[xXxNightxXxSkyxXx]

you fucking sand nigger you. suck it up.

[soliK94]

lolololololol LOV THIS AD hahaha...wats the name of this song?

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

when that woman bit off a chunk of his bum, i was like DAAAAMMNN

[robinCULLEN93]

AXE IS LYNX LYNX IS AXE!!!!!!

[Snuffomatica]

Better put than my comment! :-D

[gplatan]

how long does it last for?

[robinCULLEN93]

the smell lasts like a few hours depending how much u spray (it's REALLY STRONG) aaand if ur talking about three average sprays a day, it'll last u from two - three - four months... (sorry it's just a guesstamation... i use lynx and it lasts for AAAAAAAAAGES for me!!

[gplatan]

really? i have lynx instinct and i am quite dissapointed about how long it lasts. which one do you have?

[Snuffomatica]

It just has the name Lynx in the UK as there were copyright issues with the original French 'Axe'.

It's only a fucking brand name you losers - don't let it be such an issue.

[KatieBearSG1]

AXE YOU DUMB MEXICAN

[connor6770]

Thats axe thats what americans call it not lynx

[Pierniol92]

I love it !!

[dolceandgabbana478]

love it!!!

[ebonyandroses]

My bf bought this and I kept using it becuase it smells sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo beautiful.

[357MAGNUMSNIPER]

Choco smells like shit.

[brokeass89]

that is my favorite commercial of all time. SO good

[lulzums086]

axe?

[ubchunkeys]

he is kind of scary. come on if a chocolate man who looked like that. came up and took his nose of and gave it to you to eat. would u take it? lol

[FashionSmeg]

Haha, I see your point.. But c'mon.. it's chocolate.. who can't resist a choco hub?

[TERMINATOR80014]

WTF im gonna buy it that AXE soon !!!!!

[dylansweeney2]

lynx has some of the most fucked up ads ever

[AzRaElShaKham]

Esau got spray on Melanin.....

[AzRaElShaKham]

i been looking for this!!!!!! thawadah

[knownofear1]

They're eating him alive!

[usucklolkthxby]

Blackface lol

[Adamik1996]

Haha i have Axe :D Haha

[tommygunz123]

this commercial is the best ever man!!!!!!!!!!!!

[norhtlondonboy07]

0:16 at that time it looks like she is getting chocolate off his dick lol

[rifle578]

that was stupid and wierd

[norhtlondonboy07]

y do ppl think this is racist plzzzzzzz tell me

[CanItBreakWithABrick]

I'm doing a spoof of this advert for my media project at school, what is the name of the song as I need for it.

[statostatostato]

Allen Toussaint - Sweet Touch of Love

[zalapasha]

shit i though i got rick rolled at 0:06

[sashathepanda]

what does rick rolled mean

[zalapasha]

search it up

[sashathepanda]

why cant you just tell me ¬_¬

[zalapasha]

too hard to explain

[sashathepanda]

youre a dick c:

[zalapasha]

go fuck yourself fucker

[LilytheFrilly]

I lol'd

[strongbowtiscali2]

that stuff smells fuckin vile its awaful - flyspray smells better

[RandomDude372]

... lynx is the best body spray brand. i got instinct

[zalapasha]

ye i got it today as well

[dogpup4]

Do you want your nose back?

[x666Caboose999x]

song?

[bramleybull]

Hi x666Caboose999x if you are looking for this song on cd it is on the album "From A Whisper To A Scream" by Allen Toussaint.  It is called "Sweet Touch Of Love".

[xXLittleDrummXx]

i ave no idea hu tat guy is but hes HOT but e luks strange as a choco man;-)but hu cares hes gorgeous...god i luv dis ad its so so so brilliant:-D

[tupacshakur5633]

hjjhgj

[dolceandgabbana478]

lovely advert

[Rockyfeet7]

This is actually my favourite advert ever!

Xxxxxxx.

[saundersx]

could someone tell me who is the guy at the start of the ad and where is it set at?

[rockerboy14]

the guy at the start turns into the chocolate guy when we sprays axe/lynx chocolate on his body ;)

[bouncysmile]

yeah i'd bite HIS ass

[SanbrookeProductions]

lool

[MrMontyBurnsDog]

When I use linx effect it comes out the can smelling great but 5 minuites later on me it turns into the stinx effect lol

[MarissaAdams]

This is creepy as hell!

[poloptree]

Nah man i did some textual analysis on this advert for a media essay, far too much sex in this, even if you dont see it. One scene in particular, look at the one where hes dripping chocalate into the cups and tell me you dont see a dick dripping around three hot women. Also, this scene has more shots and is cut faster than all the others to cover for this. In other words, this adverts got more sexuality in it than an amateur porn video could put together with actual sex in it.