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  • You look browner and chubbier that your present self. Good thing your present self is way better.

  • Dude u look different

  • That movie was AWSOME! I only wish that Sulu could have said "OH MY!".

  • lol Pepsi and i thought you were a coca cola man my self seeing as how you did make your own add. shame on you. lol good job on the 70 pounds thats the first thing i saw when the video poped up i say WOW and got my GF to show.

  • whoa whoa whoa!!! u have a face!?!?! judging from ur other vids i thought u were a pair of hands and forearms with a mouth 0.o

  • @M3TR01DFANBOY LMAO...and my face is much smaller now too...this being over a year old, i've lost about 70 lbs lol

  • @optibotimus well congrats with the weight loss and keep up the great vids :)

  • @optibotimus lol wow 70 Ibs. thats good! ;)

  • Is that NECK beard??? wtf.....  *shudders*

  • wow u have lost weight

  • @MrTF53 wow...it really does show doesn't it...lol i should do a video..morphing myself from how i used to look to now haha

  • dude...shave that weirdness off from under your chin. doesnt work.

  • @robnor101 dude...how bout you watch a video of mine that isn't over a year old...then come back and say something

  • @optibotimus oh chill out...it was just a joke cupcake(get it?)

  • nice review, by the way you look much more refreshed since the november incident.

  • @Jackaldoublenine i'm told i'm looking even better now...check out my recent PSA video if you wanna see me now lol

  • Let's be quite honest about this: This plothole filled piece of shit movie sucked. No redeeming qualities to it!

    "Star Trek XI" sucked Ferengi balls!

  • nice review. Also I saw this movie with my mom on Mother's Day! She said she would accept it as a gift, as I'd totally forgotten the occation..

  • I feel sorry for Jonathan Arthors Beagle :( poor doggie. The movie I find still has key points Gene Roddenberry wanted to make public, look at when Spock was accepted into the Vulcan Science Academy and declined because they because of their discrimination against his half - human side and his human mother. Also there is age discrimination due to how old Pavel Andreyevich Chekov is.

    Side note I do believe Genes wife also voiced Madame Web in the Spider Man cartoon from the 90s

  • Red matter nonsense, Red sun is what is needed to make a black hole so they needed something.

    nothing has been proven wrong about blackholes Friedebarth, we have not gone to a blackhole to study them, please learn something about science.

    And I have to agree it was a great movie, and to let you know it should be out soon on Blu Ray, I already picked up a dvdrip of it to tie me down until release

  • Scuse me? My uncle is an astrophysics Professor at the university of Heidelberg and I asked HIM about all this stuff. All of my information comes from him. Unless you want to call yourself more sophisticated in science than a professor, shame on you.

  • Ah the old "my so and so gave me this information" can't look up the information for yourself that's fine, not many people have the same I.Q as me. Heidelberg is the Institute of Theoretical Astrophysics theoretical being the key word, they do not know for sure. You might as well tell me the earth is perfectly round and that Pluto is still a planet.

  • to me...pluto is STILL a planet damnit :p

  • At your niveau, the highest IQ you can have is 50, at this level of discussion. As a promovated psychologist, I advise you to seek professional help for your profilic disorder. Or why else do you have the excessive need of posting your I.Q., that, as mentioned, is probably two-digit. The most embarassing for you must be that you can't even count up to it. I feel sorry for you.

  • Actually I did not post my I.Q, your attempt to sound at all intelligent is rather sad, please learn to read and to at least write a paragraph with proper sentence structure.

    No my I.Q is not that low, try in three - digits, after all I failed my MENSA Canada test by about 9 questions (odd test), may take it again in December if I am not working up north.

  • Very interesting. Denial is another symptom. Once you're through the depression, I hope we can talk like adults. If not, you shouldn't seek professional help, you should contact someone at a scientific institute so he can get your disorder named after you. Alternatively, kill George Bush, get the death sentence and let your brain be donated to science.

  • Why would I want to kill someone who helped the Canadian economy? without his fumbling with the US economy due to war, I wouldn't have been able to get a good paying job, take care of my sons mother, and get married next year.

    School thanks to him is cheaper here allowing me to take A+, C++, CCE and other certificates for Computer Forensics. Why would I take so many different types of computer courses, well I get bored and enjoy learning new things.

    Also why would you think I am depressed?

  • Do you even know what symptoms you are talking about? no perhaps not you are no different then any other person I have talked to online, people whose IQ drops by at least 25 points when they go online.

    Did you even know that in Canada we have Mensa tests? and that I would know when the next one is? Have you ever taken it? would you even have the money to even take it?

  • Oh, yes, now I know what this is. You're a $cilon practicing fair game. Fuck off!

  • your insult made no sense to me

  • 1. It's astrophysics

    2. Red matter is utter nonsensical bullcrap. They used ketchup for budget reasons.

    3. The theory of time travel through black holes and/or singularities has been proven wrong even more often than Bush was called an a-hole.

    4. I liked Nemesis too.

    5. This movie sucked.

    6. JJ Abrams sucks.

    7. There are other ways of reviving a franchise.

    8. Yeah, that's it.

    9. Live long

    10. And prosper!

  • you suck and know little of science

  • yo do one about wall.e although probaly all of us has seen wall.e it will make me happy! =)

  • " KIRK WAS A PIMP"

    rofl

    well its true

  • i think red matter has been theorized, but im not sure if it exists

  • The movie is good, but i don't like that this is going to be a parallel universe.

  • dude my mom and aunt are star trek fans the watched all the series from black and white and the colored ones. we want to watch that movie badly i bet i will like it i like science fiction stuff. i even watched some of the series in youtube thank you for the vid. so they go back in time right.

  • 2:43 Funny

  • great reveiw!!!!!!

  • THIS MOVIE WAS A MASTERPIECE!!

  • you shouldn't fast forward most of the review but a good review overall great movie

  • Love your movie review, I definitely want more!! :)

  • nice review man. two thumbs up.

  • wtf

  • This is REALLY COOL!!!! Don't listen to those jerks who say mean things, they are just jelous that if they put out a video they would get 0 veiws. Yes, like someone down there said, please do review WALL-E :) It would be really really really good!

    Again, don't listen to those ppl who hate, they're not cool. Ur funny and good at reviewing, and u should keep doing it! :)

  • talk a bit slower? imagine you are a news reporter, but its pretty fine really - i LOVED the movie! (and nemesis)

  • astronomical, not astrological.

    and no its not currently theoretically feasible.

  • Your style is hackneyed and you need to enunciate more. Please take in some speech therapy before you try this again, and FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHAVE THAT RIDICULOUS NECK CARPET! Figure out what you want to say before you hit the Record button. If I wanted to hear random stuttering about Mother's Day and Diet Pepsi, I'd talk to Ray Charles after he took a taser to the stomach. Go away, go far away.

  • Enunciate? Are you not able to decipher the english language? Everything i said is able to be understood by normal people. Speech therapy? Again, everyone else has understood me fine. The "neck carpet" as you put it, this time of year is a tradition for me because the NHL playoffs are underway. My girlfriend doesn't mind it...so i see no reason to care what some guy thinks. My over 3000 subscribers like what i do..how bout you go away...you dn't have to watch

  • Groan. My request that you enunciate more clearly is not an indication that I can't decipher what you're saying at all. It's just grating to listen to the stammering style for as long as you clamor on for. You REALLY need to have a clear idea what you want to say before you hit record. Clue into this: a movie review isn't the same as a summary. It's amazing how much tangential information you drag into this critique before you talk about the film narrative, roughly 12 min. into it. Streamline!!!

  • And hey, 3000 subscribers is impressive, but you said yourself this was your first movie review and so whatever they're subscribing for it was different than what you're doing here. Don't dismiss some strong critiques because you're not thick-skinned enough to handle them. There may be something under there, eh maestro? And I have absolutely no problem with totally tuning you out, I've fantasized about it actually. Just man up and take some critiques with some grace without blustering up over it

  • i have handled criticism since i've been on youtube. I get 20,000 views every single day...i get plenty of comments and a lot are critical of what i say and do. The rude ones though, such as yours..i have no tolerance for. You're lucky i left your comment here in the first place

  • Just for giggles:

    I'm german (28y) and my motherlanguage is german, not english. I understood opti* perfectly, he didn'T stutter, (maybe the first few minutes, but who cares) made a pretty fine review, funny one, genuine one.

    Optibotimus, please review Wall-E too ;)

    and tell us: What you liked and what not, so your first review was a pretty good one from my perspective. Don't hold back with the facts (If you say it contains spoilers ;)

    Go on, live long and prosper \\//_

  • i think ur funny in a good way and i wana see those movies

  • i agree with you this was a good movie but the new enterprise could use some work what is your favorate enterprise?

  • you've done toy reviews of wall-e... so do a movie review of WALL - E

  • make a review of terminator

  • i probably will as soon as i see it. Because of other reviews...i've really haven't had much of a desire to go see it though :(

  • Dont mind the other reviews (they are not the best at doing their job)It was a great movie.....Christian Bale did an awesome job. Arnold Swartzenegger is in it......WOOPS!

  • Majel Barett was the voice of the computer in every series AND even in this movie. Also she was nurse Chapel in the original show. I just thought I'd throw that out there.

  • i want you to

  • Please do more reviews ill subscribe if you do just cut down on the length a little, 15 minutes is long. I also really loved the movie it got me into TOS I wouldnt say im a trekkie now but I am a fan.

  • Hello Paul. I gladly want more reviews of you, but you got to start with when the movie was made, when it came out, actors, and regular plot. One thingy could be subtitles, as I (and alot more people) aren't english and cant really understand the words when spoken. In my way, I really understand what you say, because you say it slowly.

    I'm looking forward to more reviews. If you've heard about it, review Knight Rider 2008. Thanks, later~

  • Nero has trapped himself in a time loop with a duration of 129 years. Asumming each Nero wants to be the only Nero, and each Nero wants to go back in time, one Nero will end up locked in combat with the Enterprise D after three loops. If the Enterprise D beats Nero, he will be dead and history continues. If Nero beats the Enterprise D, then he will go back in time., although it might take him quite a while to figure out that if he wants to escape, he has to let the Enterprise D beat him.

  • saw it

    loved it

    didn't know a thing about the series

    understand everything in the series now

  • "DeForest Kelly who played Leonard Nimoy" LOL!! Search for Spock flashback

  • yea no kidding huh? :P you're the first to catch that little messup of mine :P

  • Nemesis was sweet!

  • Me and the rest of everyone in my theater were clapping when we saw the old spock come on xD

    Opening night was awesome!

  • same here....althought i went the saturday after opening night...but close enough lol

  • Epic!

  • Its cool to see a uber Star Trek fan liking this new movie. Im no Trekkie and I knew very little about Star Trek, I must say this movie is the best movie Ive seen in a while.

  • where did you get the new bumblebee  at please tell me all ways watch you video always

  • Bleh.... mixing Star trek with this modern crap, just doesn't work for me. But w/e, I do agree with the "re-energizing thing" though. I just hope they don't expand on this junk too much.

  • This was a pretty crappy review. It had to be said.

    All the pointless nonsense at the beginning as your dissing shows you haven't even seen was childish, a waste of time, and more than a bit stupid.

    Try to think out your reviews beforehand. If necessary, right them down. If you don't know something then look it up, or don't comment on it.

    Actually, the Uhura/Spock thing was hinted at. Also, the first interracial kiss was supposed to be between Spock and Uhura. Shatner insisted he do it.

  • Pointless dissing shows? I dissed enterprise...that's it...cause it did suck. It was a terrible series..thus why it was canceled.

    The uhura and spock thing was hinted at...where...when? And regardless..the kiss happened between kirk and uhura...take your hypersensitivity for this whole thing and go whine to someone else...i care not

  • i also find it funny you think it's so terrible of a review when i freely admitted this is the first movie review i did. What i find stupid, is you insulting me for wishing women a happy mothers day...and listing other movies i might do reviews on. And my points where very well thought out and i express that...i don't need to write things down.

  • DO MORE! (Mostly for ROTF!)

  • I found the entire story of the New Remake of Star Trek on wikipedia.when I saw Optibotimus movie review about the destruction of Romulus & Vulcan I couldn't believe it I got to see the movie.well the timeline could be fix luckily if they do a movie bring Guinan she might know how to fix it since she will not be affected or Capt.Sisko now that he found out his part Prophet.

  • -In the Parallel Universe with Vulcan gone & essentially The Romulan Empire there will be nothing stopping the New Threats such as the Breen,The Orion Sindicate,Section 31,etc.. from eliminating the UFP. since Now Amb.Spock is stuck in the Parallel Universe.why I feel a New Star Trek The Search for Spock movie will come. I hope is Capt.Sisko on the defiant with several TNG cast.

  • spock stuck in the parallel universe? It's the new universe. You're over analyzing things...time travel effects things in ways you cannot predict..which is what you're trying to do

  • Excellent review, totally agreed with what you said. Except that i am actually one of the people who likes the new look Enterprise, but each to their own. The film blew me away and i'm still smiling about it. Loved it more than i thought i would. Especially with the U.S.S KELVIN, as my name is Kelvin :)

  • VFX is alive & well & censoring comments.

  • huh? i possibly deleted yoru comment if it was rude...try posting another one

  • you had a lot of really good points but there might have been times where you rambled on a bit, but i definitely want to see a review for transformers rotf!!

    overall good review

  • I like how the plot of the movie made the Star Trek series basically can continue for awhile longer.

  • TBH, I'd like to see a new series of Star Trek using the same cast as in the movie. They all worked really well and got me into Star Trek. Loved the film.

  • i think that would be a great idea...providing jj abrams directed that too...to keep the same vision

  • i decided not to watch your review until after watching the movie. I was impressed with the movie. only watched reruns of the original, and wasn't a fan of the others much. (watched a little voyager) The intro really sucks you in right away. And sets up the rest of the movie in such a way that you know it will be completely different.

  • i definatley want a review from you on ROTF!!!! plz

  • yeah i second that.

  • I must be the only man alive that liked enterprise. It was nice to see the federation struggling to become a reality, and not already being the big bad arse on the block

  • hey. i really enjoyed Enterprise, and i was really dissapointed when it was cancelled :(

  • Yay! I'm sniff sniff NOT ALOOOOone! YAY!

    I hated that it got cancelled so soon. They had a slow seaon 1 as al treks do butthey really were just getting going, and getting comfortab;e with eachother when it got cancelled. For the ladies it had Scott Bakula for the guys hoshi and Tupal and a BEAGLE. I loved that show

  • Good review by the way!!

  • I was blown away at the awesomeness of this movie, when I saw Old Spock make his appearence on this movie my jaw dropped. His part in the movie I believe made this movie. I think the new actors portrayed the original cast to a T. I feel kinda sad that this movie will be the last one with any of the original crew, do you? This movie was simply great. Wow!!!

  • That USS Enterprise you show is the retrofiited version from the Star Trek:The Motion Picture when Kirk was Admiral,Spock retires to Vulcan & McCOy returns to Earth.I agree I don't like the new enterprise. This Movie is a Back to the future 2 version but with Star Trek in the mix. a parallel Universe.JJ abrams wants to destroy Star Trek. instead of doing a Deep Space 9 movie with TNG in the guise of Capt.Riker against a New Threat & new allies.

  • he wants to destroy it? How ironic that he failed and made one of the most successful star trek movies of all time. In case you hadn't heard...on friday alone...it made more money then the opening weekends of 9 outta the past 10 movies did on their entire weekends.

  • For what I seen of the commercials I don't like remaking star trek.you could have done a real prequel. taking from parts of the original series & the Star trek chronology. essentially JJ abrams did a Star Trek 90210 combine with back to the future 2 when Doc & Marty arrive to a parallel Earth created by Biff.

  • so...you haven't even seen the movie? My girlfriend, who doesn't like the original star trek stuff at all...only saw commercials and trailers and based off that..thought it was gonna suck too...she actually loved the movie. And Time travel has been in star trek before 90210 or for that matter..back to the future ever was even in existance

  • i wouldn't mind seeing more movie reviews Mr. Botimus... good work!

  • I believe i'll do at least 2 more....terminator salvation and ROTF....

  • Great review, Optibeardimus. Looking forward to this movie. Kirk wasn't a pimp though. He was a player. ;) This is good for Star Trek, it needed a slight revamping.

  • damnn you people and you're beard jokes!!!!!

  • yay! you did the review :D

    I like this review alot, and I agree that the new Star Trek is the best movie but the original series (1966) kicks ass and out beats anything :D

  • yea i did the review :P I honestly almost didn't...but it seems like people like it...so i might do more...probably terminator and the new transformers movie. Maybe even more....who knows :P

  • I think they changed it cause in the movie they were fixing up the Enterprise maybe to make it better? I hated that Spock and Ahura (or whatever her name is) kissed! I agree her and Krik should be together not Spock and Ahura...I loved Scotty! (Simon Pegg) I have respect now for JJ cause of this movie, he did a fantastic job! But I think that if this movie was such a horrible thing to Star Trek I don't think Leonard Nimoy would have wanted to take part in this movie. Again GREAT REVIEW!!

  • Nimoy is very picky with his work and how his character and stuff is portrayed....agreed that if it was that bad...he wouldn't have put his name on this. i understand they wanted to make the enterprise look more modern...and they kept the general look of it correct...i just think they went a little too overboard. The Uhura thing was just a small annoyance to me. That simon pegg guy did a good job as scotty if you ask me...even the original actors son said he did...that's a great compliment!

  • And Uhura was way hotter in this movie then the original Nichelle Nichols haha

  • Yes I guess I have to agree that new Uhura is much better looking. But still Spock has always been my favorite...it angers me. The only other thing that made me wonder is that Shatner has Green eyes and Chris Pine (new Kirk) has Blue if i'm not mistaken. But other than that the movie was great. Wow! what a compliment! & jeez I wanna meet Mr. Nimoy it would be an honor : )

  • I wouldn't' know what to say if i meet him...i'd be speechless. The eye thing...i didn't notice...it could be...but i'm not a girl...so i don't notice that sorta thing :P

  • I agree I would be too.

    Yeah, thanks! I think i'm the only one who noticed..

  • you're a girl....so...it's possible :P

  • Thanks?

    :p

  • I disagree, this bares the name Star Trek and has the names of the original characters with a few of their traits but in general this is not star trek. If the only way to allow this series to continue is by making it 'Cool' 'Funky' 'Sexy' and gasp cheesy and Star Wars like then it should be left for dead, we'll always have what came before. Yeah the visuals in this movie are awesome but the story is weak, just loud bang rush around loud bang. Simple case of Style over Content.

  • I disagree...every single actor picked up some of the more obvious character traits. Obviously since these are different actors then the originals, they won't all have the same traits. If these new actors did it, it would be a cheap imitation and i think that would ruin the film. i also very much disagree that the story was weak. I think it was brilliantly put together and pretty well brought to life. Give me some more solid reasons why you think otherwise and i'll consider your p.o.v.

  • and if you're going to go with the argument of style over content...then the last 4 movies, which was based on content...should have done much better. Especially Insurrection which was a story rich movie but poorly executed...the content needed new style put into it to bring new, younger people to the franchise. Obviously, to get younger people you need to have cool, sexy stuff to draw attention.

  • Do more movie reviews as well as action figure reviews!

  • Scotty was played by Simon Pegg. =]

  • There is a problem with playing your video.

    I think that you need to render your video in a Wmv format if you don't already do so. The playback loading so much faster.

  • I agree completely, this movie was a good boost for the series. BTW, J.J. Abrams did "Cloverfield" which is also a great movie.

  • I agree completely with your review, this movie was a good thing for the franchise. BTW, J.J. Abrams made "Cloverfield" which is an excellent movie too.

  • I love this movie, I want to see it again.

  • Fantastic first movie review. I agree the Enterprise show sucked. And yes please more movie reviews!

  • Where in the name of lord gravy is the fedora?! >:(

  • ahh the fedora was downstairs...and i recorded this when i just got back home from mothers day shenanigans...

  • I know you don't want to be corrected about actors, and i can overlook you not really knowing a whole lot about Quinto and Heroes-

    But my god man! If you don't know who Simon Pegg is by now, you've cheated yourself outta some of the best genre parody films of our time!

    You've never seen Shaun of The Dead?

    Hot Fuzz?

    Thats a seriously depressing thought :c

    HOWEVER!

    The review was excellent and i didn't really mind watching you talk to a camer for 1/4 of an hour,

    Keep up the good work

  • nope...i've never seen any of those movies...i'm not a huge movie watching type of person...i'm too pickky. I'm glad you watched the whole thing and i'm happy you enjoyed it...thank you very much

  • do a tf2 reveiw and terminator GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!! yeah!!! let optibotimus live for ever !!!!!!!!!!

    i loved the reveiw

  • MORE MOVIE REVIEWS!

  • ooh nice facial hair ^_^

  • hockey playoff beard...haha

  • Star Trek was AWESOME. I was in heaven for a good 30 minutes.

  • do more movie review

  • wow where do u live, as in country, cos the diet pepsi can is different to here in the uk.

  • i live in california haha

  • you are really good

  • you are great at movie reiew. cant wait to see the film

  • I also watch the movie recently and IT ROCKED, and this is a good review.

  • you are good at doing movie reviews

  • Nice reveiw man i hope u reveiw terminator salvation when it comes out i like the look about startrek 2009 im gana see it this week one thing that got me though is that well lets be honest the typical villain in the startrek movies is the klingons im glad they changed that to romulan minors

  • you are good at doing movie reviews

  • yet....you gave this video a one star? yea ok

  • sorry bro I press that by accident

  • you are good at doing movie reviews

  • Unfortunately, most of the new generation of fans who have been brought onboard by Abrams have been pretty vicious in their assessments of the classic series based on what I've seen.

    I'm still skeptical like you and I hope I come out of it feeling like you do.

    It's just kinda sad the new fans (and some older ones) are using this as an opportunity to take digs on a 43 year old show.

  • it was apretty good review, I agree this was a fantastic movie , besides some of the little things that you half way cringe at, but you quickly get past that I say do more reviews

  • you should do more:)

  • terrible.......

  • what exactly is "terrible"?

  • yea shure make some more

  • I think you should do more movie reviews.

  • you kinda look like phil from sxedfil

  • definately not haha

  • Yeah this is def the best by far!

  • I liked the fact that the starring was in the characters, not in the gimmicks or the visual effect or the strange creatures, like in the second trilogy (wel, supposed to be the first) of Star Wars

  • I feel like watching this movie but if I don't know startrek that very well, will you be thinking what? while you watch this movie

  • if you know who kirk and spock is... and what they basically did... then youll get it...if you dont know who spock or kirk are... then its gonna confuse you a little bit

  • agreed...but really who doesn't at least know that much about star trek. I think anyone could watch this movie without having to be a star trek fan

  • i agree i saw it and loved it

  • Not really, they pretty much explain the characters from scratch, and Nero tells kirk he knows him as an important character from earth's history and with the ships computer calling spock and ambassador after old spock tells kirk how he and spock are friends for life and work together, all you really need is hints to know they obviously did some cool/badass stuff, but none of that is relevant since this is a new timeline anyway.

  • Great review Paul,i saw the movie last saturday it was brillaint,i loved it!

  • nice first movie review... DO MORE ^^ have a good mother days for ur mom dude ^^ and all the mom in the whole wide world

  • I might agree it ,made a lot of money. but when I say he destroy the orginal Star Trek is by the time travel & destroying the vulcan homeworld & romulus.luckily that entire movie is taking place in alternative reality.I will go see it when it arrives this week to my local theater.cause i love the ships & want to see Uhura's sexy counterpart..

  • U and ur sexy counterpart... Dude can u take a picture of it i wanna see to... im lazy to watch the movie the second time hehehe^^

  • true...destroyng vulcan and romulus makes a lot of things different. No vulcan..so maybe no tuvok on voyager. Or since romulus was destroyed...you gotta assume remus was also destroyed..meaning no clone of picard..meaning no battle between the federation and remans...thus..data is still alive...

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