Bring Out the Big Guns

[CaptainAlliance]

Recorded with a GLaDos

[Chinatownsoverseer]

Pootis big guns here

[pteroid11]

Rainbow Dash: Uh, actually guys, i was talking about Pinkie Pie.

Medic: ...Mein gott.

Spy: Merde.

Heavy: Would not want to be Apple pony right now.

[gsomv]

and if IT that don´t work...

USE MOAR GUN

[LOLHAXGUN]

My Little Fortress:Guns are Magic

[ChReNiC]

i gess its time to bring out the BLIG GUNS

*big

[kamenkewl]

AND THATS HOW 2FORT WAS MADE!!!

[theLEGOdude2000]

THIS IS THE REAL TF2 IN A NUTSHELL!

[AceLtWings]

0:09 HES HAPPY

[KonradElitePL]

Big Guns = Doom & Quake faggots.

[m9panther]

And that's how Equestria was made!

[mariomaniac6411]

And thats how Pony/TF2 crossovers were made!

[conkshellthegeek7]

OKAY, THERE ARE WEAPONS OF WAR IN EQUESTRIA. WE GET IT! MOVE ON!

[metroid885]

It cost 400,000 sandviches to use this Heavy for 12 seconds.

[Godfather91290]

Guns, Tanks, Bullets, Cannons...Ponies have weapons of war! It is now canon! The show is 20% cooler!

[CheaterGuy1998]

@Godfather91290 But they still don't have nuclear weapons.

[Godfather91290]

@CheaterGuy1998 The Sonic Rainnuke from Season 2 Episode 3!

Even better: They can turn themselves INTO nukes! Glorious, precision strike, rainbow colored nukes!

[CheaterGuy1998]

@Godfather91290 But rainnukes still don't have an area of effect as large as the tsar bomb.

[Godfather91290]

@CheaterGuy1998 Then I guess we need MORE NUCLEAR PONIES! OUR PONIES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

[CheaterGuy1998]

@Godfather91290 Haters: Then we will hate in the shade.

[wlman303]

@Godfather91290 Cannons are canon?!

[Godfather91290]

@wlman303 The cannons are indeed canon! In fact they are so canon that the even a cannon cannot destroy the canon-ness of said cannons! Therefore if a cannon can shoot out parties with streamers and balloons then BY CELESTIA we can make it shoot shrapnel to destroy the haters!

>_> <_<....I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying anymore... :P

[Snipercakeman]

0:34

Hes german

Mad scientist

Standing on top of a mountain of bodies (like photo of naked dead jews)

I swear to god this guy used to be a nazi.

[CheaterGuy1998]

@Snipercakeman Ok, I'll call Wiesenthal...

[NeoToxicKittenX]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 yeah, especially to build a hydroelectric dam, buildings, when they do not have the capability to generate needed materials (cement, steel, iron).

[BPhoenixProductions]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 I just say "pre-steampunk"

[GiromCalica]

First trains, then toilets, now guns, then nightmares

What else does this show have?

[ColdhardSilver]

@GiromCalica In the "mare-do-well" they have a hydroelectric dam.

[GiromCalica]

@ColdhardSilver And a wooden electric crane

[ColdhardSilver]

@GiromCalica Well electrical power makes sense the pegasi can control electricity.( unless i'm missing something, i'm still new to the show.)

[GiromCalica]

@ColdhardSilver Pegasus ponies control the weather, numb nuts.

Also, these ponies have choppers, fridges, soda, chips, religion (possibly Christianity), blenders, power tools, umbrellas, spoons, outhouses, childbirth, sex, slavery, magic, more sex, fork, knife, blood, violence, crime, money, even MORE sex, jets, volleyballs, fruits, bullets, cannibals, hospitals, (possibly) graves, nightmares, books, houses, castles, math, alarms, quills, half of human technology, and a lot more.

[souldude151]

rainbowdash obviously didnt call in big enough guns for her team got destroyed

[GedankeFleisch]

we all like free jazz

[xXPurpleSergueiXx]

What shall we do against ACTA?

*this video*

[IISilverSoul24II]

What's with RainbowDash and her obsession over weaponry!?

[NarkoHunt]

@IISilverSoul24II She represents America.

[DuneScripts]

So... I wasn't the only one who thought about the Heavy after Dash said that.

[LaserBucks]

CANON PLZ.

[IAMNOTCRAZY24]

How do they even hold firearms? Let alone fire them.

[DAEGON117]

@IAMNOTCRAZY24

Unicorns can use magic.

[NarkoHunt]

@IAMNOTCRAZY24 *snort* *snort* Magic.

[TaviStradivarius]

So thats the reason Pyro is using the Gasmask.

[TheEternalOtaku]

Rainbow Dash, Are you sure this will work?

[DAEGON117]

I think this might be my favorite video you've made!

If only the pony part was on HD...

[MetalShadowX]

Needs more loop

[Boogajoo911]

Oh Dashie.

[Katana314]

"Let's go call in Reliable Excavation and Demolition to kill our friend Applejack!"

[PCzuelo180]

> Uses tags for fun.

> Pony unrelated "related videos" appear.

[thelol1759]

Never played tf2 but from this and everything else i have seen, I think engineer would have the best job...

[geckowonderful]

Pinkie is best pony, not big surprise

[GiromCalica]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 They don't have cars, but they have guns

and trains

and toilets

[DeathClawScout]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 Well in most sociey's that have magic in it thay usualy skip some thing's because well if you can teleport useing magic why make a teleporter ...... but I guess if you are a pony that can't fly or use magic you might want to make thing's easy for you. My sorta point is that magic can speed the advance of technolgy and slow it or both.

[GiromCalica]

AT WHAT YEAR DOES EQUESTRIA TAKES PLACE? 1945?

[InsanityDash]

@GiromCalica i believe we're in year 545, but i might be a few years off...

[moviemowdown]

@GiromCalica Sorry to pop in unannounced but I doubt it was at that time.

[gojira4life]

@GiromCalica It's a mixed timeline. For example, they have kitchen equipment and Twilight had a huge computer in her house in 'Feeling Pinkie Keen' to check Pinkie's brainwave activity but the still write letters with quails and ink rather than using a biro pen or computers. They also have a trains and carriages in the same time period and races similar to those we have today. So yeah, it's a mixed time. Somewhat like how in Bleach all looks old fashion yet they have supercomputers and more.

[GiromCalica]

@gojira4life If the creators make everything in this show look steampunk, clockpunk, etc. then I'll say that this is the mix of 1845 and 2011

[gojira4life]

@GiromCalica Possibly yes, seeing as it's pretty popular. Good call!

[njduran]

@GiromCalica 1910's more like it

[ed1222]

@GiromCalica Judging by how there's only 1 train and trandportation relies on horse-drawn carriages (Go figure) plus the Flim/Flam traveling salesman style factored in...

I'd say it's somewhere between 1908-1930

[GiromCalica]

@ed1222 *Modern day cameras, alarms, own bathtubs, yacht-zeppelin, hair dryers*

[ed1222]

@GiromCalica Right, right. Point taken.

*Adjusts monocle*

[GiromCalica]

@ed1222 I want a monocle, but my mom said I'm 13 and I might get blind, but I said that I AM farsighted, or partially blind, but I can still see clearly by controlling a part of my eye that adjusts the lens inside my eye. They think I'm nuts, so I proved to them by moving my pupils left and right at a speed of 11 m per half second but mom still doesn't want to buy me a monocle.

I have the brain of an old man from 1910, possibly from America nor Russia, which I'm born in the Philippines.

[ed1222]

@GiromCalica I hardly knew they still made monocles anymore =/

Seeing as how people usually damage both eyes by looking at a bright computer screen these days, although being 13 and having one WOULD be impossibly awesome.

[ed1222]

@GiromCalica *Transportation*

[AllTheDamnPancakes]

@GiromCalica It takes place in the future where nopony has a computer because unicorns have magic and books.

[deomew]

I really need to catch up on some tf2.... haven't played since the xmas update. Shame on me!

[PhantomSniper100]

@deomew HA! I know that feel. Well nothing much has happened, just a promo game thing.

[TypicalUsername1]

Guns, peeing, and derpy became canon in just one episode. yay.

[69Kambash64]

@TypicalUsername1 So I guess you could say that this episode...

*shades*

was a canon cannon.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHNOFUCKTHIS.

[Flubbman97]

It's funny because she said that at 13:37 in the episode.

[ODSTJoe]

Is now canon.

[Magmarrax]

Why not Zoidberg?

[SuperSegaGuy]

Ponies used to be a peaceful people... Then they took a gun to the canon.

[bloodrunsclear]

I think by now the show writers are banking on memes XD

[pillzhere8]

Of course they have guns!, im sure there is some middle equestrian third world country that needs invading for their oil...

[EpicZantetsuken]

Guns have been canon for a while XD

[Fallenshadowv3]

The sexy sax in the background stole all of my attention.

[MyLittlePwnyta]

I just realized that guns are now canon.

[Zerothemaster1]

Need big guns?

Why not Zoidburg?

[barkyindustries]

So we call in All the TF2 Bronies?

*Grabs Vintage Backburner*

Count, me, in.

[KitsuneJimmy]

IT IS OFFICIALLY CANON.....AGAIN! Guns DO exist in Equestria!!!

[0megaFilms]

Just what I thought of in that very moment.

[IamNCortex]

Sticky Bomb is cool gun.

[flowerzinc]

she's heavy wepons mare

[Pindooli]

You see those ponies from Ponyville? They have big guns, Big, Guns!

[shrimpchris]

Damn, you work fast.

[MrRockslider]

And if that don't work; use more big guns

[SmallKittensOnFire]

Come on dude, not all of us have seen the new episode.

[BeeziiFilms]

Why is heavy ubered but not medic?

[69Kambash64]

@BeeziiFilms First and only uber with the Quick Fix. It broke after that, which is why it doesn't uber ingame.

[mastachief1994]

@69Kambash64 Nah, he just forgot to flip the switch back, so now it doesn't charge up anymore.

[TheToonGamer]

KEEP CRYING FILLY!!!

[NoobMister]

The Engineer doesn't really use big guns... he just uses more gun

[Vibros870]

@NoobMister Provided gun doesn't already work.

[ApocalypseMoose]

TF2 is and always will be canon.

[JEAN396]

shouldve replaced heavy's face with rainbow dash.

[kubrickman]

It's bullet all over again...

[Caffie000]

Pony Fortess 2- coming soon !

[TheKalimanMX]

Al Bundy: time to bring out the Big'uns =D

[redLuigi11]

lets get shit done

[Dragon7757]

This is glorious.

[YouDuck2345]

Can't get over Derpy's speaking role.

[Toraka1]

Not sure if should make a Why not Zoidberg or Heavy Weapons Gun joke...

eeeh, fuck it.

[Banner771]

"Need to bring out the big guns? Why not the RED team?"

[JShadowLurker]

Da, dis vil vork.

[Chayraz2]

*raises right fist* "I call this one Chimcerry."

*raises left fist* "And this one Cherrychanga."

[SonicRocker15X]

This episode sealed it in my head. All season long Discord has been fucking with everypony for revenge.

[theadventuretimefan]

Lol xD

[MrSuperhomarbros]

i like thi so mush the tf2 part was unexpected XD

[darkxaur]

How do I stop some bad mother mare from telling me a structurally superfluous new lie? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use big guns.

[Ravengaurd6]

Rainbow Dash NEEDS MORE DAKKA!

[MrUHaveAnOctopussy]

YOU ARE GOING TO NEED...MUUUCH BIGGER GUNS!!!

[DrMrProfessorPatrick]

I am heavy guns guy.

[AstropilotStudios]

Need a heavy weapons guy? Why not Zoidberg?

[ImGonnaBopYou]

"you don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot MORE bullets!"

[yellowbookhater437]

@ImGonnaBopYou

Vladof

nice Borderlands quote



[Magus79]

My Little Pony has become violent as of late.

[lollolxeno]

you know in olden ponytales the pegasi were warriors

[Purerasslin]

Guns, bullets, cannons, tanks, Equestria is heavily militarized.

[galacticheroman]

NEED'S MOAR GUN!

[ElmntNinja]

10th class: Rainbow Dash.

[Coolblue3680]

@lilphillip526 PFFFFFFFFFF HA HA HA- NO!

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Militarized Equestria is best Equestria

[gta4cat]

lol rainbow dashes bedroom eyes

[MyLittlePwny1234]

It looks like there's blood on the table

[assin990]

This episode rating will skyrocket and could consider the favorite episode unless a new episode can beat it.

[xXAmmyIssunXx]

:D

[PoisonGothicLies]

Fast fandom...

[Sneider336]

you know, now that i watched this video i realize raimbow dash said guns

...

there are guns... in equestria...

[BobbyBronie]

@Sneider336 More than just guns: "I need something real fast like a bullet--" and a pet named "Tank"...

[Rubberman202]

And if that don't work... Use more gun!

[ninjainthebasement]

dat sax

[xGreenf0x]

Chimy cherry, cherry chonga.

[FlCl3000]

@xGreenf0x or maybe chimy-cherry-changa 

[SoGGY65000]

Yet...those big guns doesn't beat their secret weapon:

PINKIE PIE!

[Electricpraise777]

aww, i was hoping for an AC/DC reference

[13mungoman13]

inb4 Derpy uploads.

[gmantheweird1]

im not going to swear im going to pinkie swear

[mattwo7]

Administrator: First parody! That was fast!

[PsychedelicBrony]

This scene was like my favorite one in the whole episode, besides "YOU BROKE A PINKIE PIE SWEAR!"

[DoodooBean]

Hooves + guns = ?

[willku9000]

90s Kid: DUUUUUUDE!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME! THE ONE THING THAT MAKES PONIES 20% COOLER, IS GUUUUUUUNNS!!!! XD

[videogamedude1000]

Guns, they are now canon... well bullets were canon before as well...

[Tclay43]

@videogamedude1000

and radiation

[Samwd1]

Engineer: "The answer? Use a gun"

[j1495bmx]

is that... blood?

if so, than this episode is gonna be so shitcore awsome.

[AshCrafting]

@j1495bmx Cherries, Srry

[SUPERVANMAN64]

@j1495bmx Nope, it's smashed cherries. :P

[gmantheweird1]

BIG GUNS



[CaptainTooner]

Somehow I was expecting a clip with Captain Fanzone from Transformers Animated.

[PantaroParatroopa]

Fluttershy: Let's go practice some Medicine.

[assin990]

Rainbow dash always talks about guns or war.

[ranma16100]

@assin990 she is very cool for that :fuckyeah:

[SUPERMARIOGALAXY13]

@assin990 Maybe her father is a general or something.

[astosky]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 general hurricane HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUE

[mattwo7]

@astosky Wasn't he her ancestor? ...well supposedly anyway.

[mattwo7]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 Heavy: Rainbow Dash dad is Soldier!

[sonman113]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 maybe bill?

[flippy55555]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 Commander Hurricane.

[astosky]

@flippy55555 hueheuheuhe you are so original.

[BlargPanda]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 Her father is de Hoovy

[imTheMrBEAN]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 :O

[Holek2]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him...

[GigawingsVideo]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 In Hearth Warming Eve they said that Pegasus are specialized in weather control AND warrior clan.... so it actually quite plausible....

[1dalmation1]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 well she was commander hurricane before

[tiggger24]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 Hawt

[JusushiKun]

Well, that didn't take long...

[maybeIfailed]

I still can't believe that Derpy had a speaking role, AND that she was actually called 'Derpy'.

[URAbunnylover2]

MAKE A SHORT WITH DERPY. I INSIST.

[livingshadow29]

And now I know the new episode is out.

[MrJustinArt]

Where can I watch the newest episode damn it?!