Montel Appearance by Nice Guys Don't Get Laid Author,

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Montel is a faggot too.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

:04.....lots of fags.

[dontgetmarried999]

Never co-sign or mix finances with a woman, no marriage, avoid long distance relationships, watch the youtube video alimony: a lottery, don't live together, listen to tom leykis(youtube), watch out for marriage fraud from illegal immigrants, no single moms with kids at home, learn to pass the check, avoid women in debt with no job/car, meet up at free places/parks/cafe/bookstore, avoid high drama women that demand to be spoiled, invest in a good education, be less interested in her, stay single.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@dontgetmarried999 ....you forgot to mention(youre probably a rookie)...never ever get with a filipina. Theyre all scammers....and just want US citizenship. 2000 American men get scammed every year by flip whores/scammers.

[weedipikia]

Yes, upset a woman and she will brutally murder you or chop off your prick. WTF. When did domestic violence become fodder for laughs in our society?

[mrgimp420]

Wow....even Montel agrees. haha

[jambrandon531]

THIS IS WHY I DONT TALK TO WOMEN I KNOW I WILL NEVER HAVE ONE

[melvinh007]

@jambrandon531 - I been to 7 different countries - and lived in one for a long period of time - and it only seems to be this way in the U.S. - women in most other countries like the "trendy" type guys with style. Assholes just seems to piss them off. You don't get that "let me test this man to see if he is strong" bullshit in other countries.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 Youre way better off my man...stay away from women. Theyre fucking evil.

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch you feel there really evil

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531  trust me. Ive had 15 girlfriend in my life. Theyre fucking evil cunts. Stay single...get a dog....get some fish...get 3 or 4 hobbies. If you want to be happy, stay away from females.

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch i need to know what pussy feel like though

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 well if youre that stupid....then go for it.

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch but see i been thinking about killing myself cause i dont feel a woman would ever like me i hope i get the courage to do it ive been thinking about this shit numerous of times

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 You cant be serious.

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch well yes ive thought about taking myself out alot i know im handsome but i feel so inferior i feel any woman i try to pursue is going to deny me

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 Why do you feel inferior? Inferior to what?

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch i feel im not good enough to have a woman

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 Thats like saying youre not good enough to hold a piece of shit in your hands. In your case, be glad you dont have the confidence...women just fuck up mens lives....95% of the time. All my married friends think Im the luckiest guy in the world because I dont have to put up with all the shit they have to put up with. Theyre all jealous! So grow the fuck up you creep. be happy with yourself and your life. Id say "get a dog" but you sound too unhealthy for one.

[jambrandon531]

@mechiefslapahobitch you dont know what it feels like when you get rejected so get the fuck out of here ive been turned down before and i know its apart of life but if makes me feel like a loser

[mechiefslapahobitch]

@jambrandon531 get a fishtank and get some cute fish...thats all you need. You dont need a woman...theyre a waste of time and energy...trust me on that.

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

Such a quaint time tv was back then. The fact that the FCC thought "laid" was a dirty word makes me say awwwww,lol

[mba2ceo]

Jerk = desirable ... they have money or LOOKS. DONE DEAL !!!

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Ted Bundy recieved countless love letters in prison, Dahmer even got marriage preposals. Take a page from there book-...but..you probably shouldnt drug and eat people..but everything else, women seem to take a real liking to.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

3:05 laugh all you want 'women', when it comes down to it those are teh guys that the vast majority of you are picking and fucking even though you just laughed to them. who's the real clown?

ps for anyone that says 'well men xyz so....'

when men are teh ones that get to do the pick choose and refusing and women are teh ones that have to always be putting on lightshows and fire works to get us to notice much less in our pants, then i will listen to your currently null and void counter arguments

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

do you have the full show

[CrackerJayherber]

The last thing you need is a Woman to tell you what a Man should be. Are you kidding me? We Men don't need to listen to a Woman about what you want. That would mean were accountable to you and conforming to your expectations. What you need is us to tell you how it is, and that's natural.

[ejtimm79]

Like Tom Leykis have said,treat women like crap and they will respect you.Treat them like gold and they will walk all over the nice men.

I used to be nice sometimes too nice to women and I just got walked on,stood up,and got the cold shoulder,now I treat women like shit,call them the b-word,arrive late,and having I don't give a dam attitude,and I've gotten laid more times then I can remember.

I will never marry American women or women period,but getting laid sure (with protection)!

[integymike00]

Look its 2pac!

[ErikandAndreea]

Great!

[AVTRU1]

It works like this I think when the women is younger she picks when she gets older with kids and then thats when the so called nice guy can pick he can choose to deal with it or not I go for the wrong thats just the way it is

[User5973]

they bleeped out laid???

[lauh4rl]

That first man is brilliant !!! women will go after priests....

[thisgame2]

any free man gets it cut, that mangina is playing into the witches sick obsession with castration, what a throw bac loser cow towing these bitches for a pity smile

[MarcusMeleton]

@subarkts I'm the author of "Nice Guys Don't Get Laid. " On the montel show I told the audience that the sure way to get love letters from women you don't know is to go to jail for serial murders. Montel supported my joke with the comment that at jails he visited, he saw that the worst fellons had bags of letters from women. Well known murderers in jail are often propositioned by women for marriage. It is a "joke" to become a murderer to attract women. Don't try this at home.

[williamsket]

@MarcusMeleton why did they block out the word "laid" wtf?

[workh4rd]

OJ probably took it too far.

[MarcusMeleton]

@workh4rd  Do you think??? Except it was not far enough to make him unattractive to women. He continued getting loads of women until he was made unavailable (i.e. Jail).

[AllPro777]

@MarcusMeleton

And it's a known fact that famous imprisoned men get tons of letters and offers of marriage from Western women, so I'd bet O.J. is getting plenty of that right now. That's how screwed up Western women are.

[Stealth892003]

Alot of women are drama addicts and the scum described here feed that addiction

[MarcusMeleton]

@Stealth892003 That could explain the person Katie Perry chose as her husband. .... or now ex-husband. Way to go Katie. And to think, there were no warning signs.

[MarcusMeleton]

We walked on Montel's stage a little nervous. The warm-up guy had fired up the women in the audience to face Shark and I since we told men, women were the cause of bad relationships. The Women started out angry, but were almost silent at the end. We made it clear that if women write love letters to men on death row, latch onto men with bad reputations and avoid men they "say" they want... that they are in fact training men to be bad. See more of my show appearances on the sharkbaitpress site.

[TheCastellan]

@MarcusMeleton

Precisely!

[TheCastellan]

@MarcusMeleton

But I agree with shark, he's so right, especially the grocery list analogy.

[ALshow1989]

Respect women, yeah, when dogs start talking.

[randommagnum]

2:45 Boy listen to that feminist in the purple sweater saying "listen to women"... That's like taking advice from a deer on how to hunt. For a guy to take the advice of a woman on getting women is a Darwin award! It is because she'll tell him exactly what to do to fail, and he'll eliminate himself from the gene pool by not reproducing. I like his response about the shopping cart, and saying that he watches what people DO. Even if it doesn't get you a woman, at least you won't have been had.

[MarcusMeleton]

@randommagnum Great comment on getting advice from a deer on how to hunt deer. If you ask women they will say to be a man who is loyal, trustworthy, stable, and funny in order to attract women. That will make you a good eunuch or shopping partner but she will have no sexual interest in you.