Rifftrax - Best of Twilight

[bossfight1]

Forest Whitaker should've let Bella die of that seizure in the panic room.

[TheUnfortunate9]

Edward Cullen's kind of like Caesar Romero's Joker

[jonneller]

Line?  Line?

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Sigh... I had to work up the courage to watch this.

[MissDach]

LMAO the Benny Hill part at the end was great

[Flighty28]

"What and stuff?" Is possibly my favorite.

[mygfbestbjever]

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llladies ...

[MissCodswallop]

"Your hand is so cold."

"How cold is it?!"

[itrynottolie]

"went up to twin peaks, killed laura palmer"

ROTFLMAO!!

if i could use more letters to tell you how amazing that is i would

[mde03]

Can someone explain the joke at 2:30?

[RockLobsta23]

@mde03 he wants him to lose all his blood, i.e. Die, because he hates him.

[MrBuch169169]

HOW COLD IS IT?

Laughed my head off.

[KingOfMadCows]

This movie unwatchable even with the RiffTrax. I tried to do it but I cannot get past the first 30 minutes.

[RiffTrax]

@KingOfMadCows That's when it starts to get really good!

[ShinChuck]

@KingOfMadCows My 50 year old father is actually stoked for Breaking Dawn on DVD because of Rifftrax (the first three were hilarious!). Yes, my dad has become a Twi-hard, but only when tempered with Rifftrax. I'm just not sure how I feel about that.

[TheSciFiJovian]

@ShinChuck You should be proud because I wish he was my dad.

[psycobilly1959]

geeks

[RiffTrax]

@psycobilly1959 You say that like it's a bad thing!

[TheBassWindu]

I love that last part

[Mikeanglo]

This is why Hollywood wants to pass SOPA. To force us off of youtube and into the theatres...for Twilight.

[Cain8262]

"Just driving 60 mph through the parking lot like I always do!" LMAO

[iLLestBeats02]

@Cain8262 i keep coming back to this video, just to see that part LOL, the look on the guys face driving is priceless xD

[XMcMuffinX]

Where would we be without the MST3K and Rifftrax guys making fun of all these extremely bad movies? In Hell, that's where.

[firetiger110]

tentical henai XD

[Steverules9]

Line, LINE!

[RiffTrax]

@Steverules9 Line?

[existenceisrelative]

My transcribe audio subtitles for the benny hill music came out as:

"did it get addicted to david did a dividend of dead dead dead. stated it is a fantasy that this is the sense that it is. there but if i have ever ever ever buffalo for both."

[CrystalJupiter]

"Wet, cold, things make me stammer and have wierd facial ticks..."

LOL. No. That's just her acting.

[miss09lauren]

fred sanford's truck lol

[nebulakuntz]

"went up to twin peaks and killed laura palmer"

[leakingpencil]

To the line about disproportionally sized high school for a town of 3000: my high school is 3 times the size of the town it is in.

[Sarcasmitron]

@leakingpencil

So it's a stretch to say it's "in" the town then.

[OtakuFreak08]

Rifftrax = Phenomenally greatest eternal timeless GODS..... of making fun of bad movies.

[OrangeBandanna]

OH MY GOD THE END

I AM IN TEARS

[ThunderMagi]

So, I guess the one dislike is from Stephanie Meyer?

[BellaCullen325]

@ThunderMagi Or maybe the director.

[joiless]

Why the hell does he call her "spider monkey" anyway? Is that supposed to be charming?

[verylittleknowledge]

I had to watch this again. I just uploaded a cartoon parody of Twilight the Video Game and had to come back to this.

[beatboxingrules]

i love twilight but this was really funny:)

[lemonymel]

Lllllllllllllllladies...

[leeza2007]

hahahaaa..*sex...cat...cat sex?*

[MsTimelady71]

"Come liven up our discussion with your bubbly personality!

Can't socialize. Obsessed with crappy book series!"

LMAO

[ammiiminaj]

haha, the ending :')

[hellotelephone1]

Line......line....line

[drakkis]

HOW COLD IS IT?

[leviathanmcaal]

edward needs to dump her ass.

[WhatADreeam]

1:20 to 1:54 is the best. "You were gone" "Yeah for like a week...things happen?"

[Typhoon860]

That Benny Hill part made me burst out laughing.

[Moondream1979]

@Typhoon860 NO matter how many times I watch it, makes me bust out laughing every time!! Thought I was over laughing at it, was drinking soda this time, now it is all over my laptop, LMAO !!! :)

[PurpleMokona101]

Line??? Lol

[TheGatewayCitySaint]

That look is from guy you alert the flight attendant about collection.

[terrythecensor]

3:50 that hast to be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet

[Mereanonymous]

when he said tentacle hentai, i lost it.

[agwellin]

I bought the Rifftrax, but pirated the Twilight movies. I cannot bring myself to pay money for that shite.

[silarnon]

@agwellin Luckily, this is the one movie the Feds won't bother jailing you for pirating. It really is that bad.

[luyzlla]

tentacle hentai!? ...shame on ya :)

[heythisislauren]

Hot google-search action

[perplacymp]

one rater is either a cold... wet... thing... or Edward Cullen.

[LyndaHudson]

I wish they would have a contest with the winner doing a guest Rifftraxx, and get the choose the movie and help write the jokes.

[silarnon]

"Every time I dance God kills a kitten."  I love rifftrax.

[jonservo]

thank you rifftrax for showing the world the truth about the twilight saga, that a million monkeys throwing their poo at each other for a million years, while occassionally smearing it on a typewriter could write a better story with more compelling characters

[Punatik]

This really is the only way I could watch Twilight.

[Ganalef]

I watched this just to see 3:51-4:04 again.

[thirtysilver]

Cat. Sex. Cat sex.

[gruntfan91]

Wow. 181 likes and a whopping 0 dislikes. That's awesome.

[arixxxkitten]

Love the "LLLLLLLLLadies!!"

[Harveygod]

0 people are creepy guys staring at you from across a dining room at Denny's.

[JunetheHomemaker]

Oh my God I love the Benny Hill music!!!!

[occidentalmartyr]

Line?

[themetalman3]

I seriously want to fav this, but my friends have no idea who the rifftrax are and they'll suspect me of liking twilight.

[blairwitch63]

@themetalman3  oh horrors!!!!

[DigitalBookWorm]

@themetalman3

You should introduce your friends to the brilliance that is Rifftrax. They will thank you.

[vampirehunter42]

I can't wait for these movies to hit the $5 bin.

[terrythecensor]

The last 15 seconds are the best.

[TCTriangle]

Probably shouldn't have been eating ice cream when I watched it... now my screen is full of sugary goodness...

[abaraiRenji3]

i ever noticed but edward has the same rubber legs as the scout in Tf2 used to get after doubling jumping...

[DrunkXO]

Usually a pale, creepy guy staring at you from across a dining room just means you're eating at Denny's.

[BigRiggBlues]

So, no offense guys, but the only way I'm going to have a DVD of any Twilight movie in my home is if it is brought in at gunpoint or it is branded with the Rifftrax logo and comes with the commentary track as the default audio selection.

[Blaze1289]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies.

[Katfellow]

Twilight Vampire speed = Benny Hill music

Life now makes so much more sense.

[ekara7]

No you can read it there just isn't anything

[PunchSydeiron]

So Cullen's a vampire by name only?

[JellyKandi]

Lllllllllllllladies. hahahahaha!

[ddgasm]

Tentacle Hentai FTW!!!

[ReiSilver]

gods the Twilight series is unbearably creepy D8

[artlthepolarbear]

every time i see her see looks sickly and need to be put down like a rabid dog.. it wrong that this brings up unspeakable rage..

[BlueComit]

Turn on the Closed Captions when Bill does the Benny Hill theme at the end. YouTube goes crazy trying to figure it out.

[moodysoup]

@BlueComit I subscribed to you for this comment alone. =D It made my day!

[S0ryiu]

@BlueComit Proving that words cannot describe the awesomeness that is the Benny Hill Theme

[tjrieves]

@BlueComit

Did it get addicted to David did a dividend of dead dead dead

Stated it is a fantasy that this is the sense that it is

There but if I have ever ever ever buffalo for both

[itsthebrew93]

"Quoting directly from the abusive guys handbook there".

[AsaiMoonsault]

As always, Benny Hill's music instantly makes ANYTHING funny!

[zapproowsdower]

As funny as this is, it's STILL almost impossible to watch. The movie is that painful.

[rinoz47]

Wait, how is this new?

[MeatloafBomb]

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies."

Single best riff ever XD

[Konyo116]

I was wondering why you didn't show any of the commenting from the parts of the movie where stuff actually happened but then I remembered there wasn't any.

[wydok]

Only way to watch Twilight

[DAVETYIOP]

Twitlight is the better title for this series. That guy's head is like a canned ham with hair and eyes. So this is what the kids have been lining up to see and waste their money on then.

[DragonFire381]

I know the dialogue to every movie in the Twilight series so far thanks to you guys forcing me to watch the movies over and over again because of the hilarious commentaries XD

[RandomRadStuff]

LMFAO.

[Plaguedmarionette]

why the hell do vampires go to school..... to become vampire lawyers

[chobitsai1]

I actually enjoy it with our without the riffing. won't pay the money to see it in the theater....

[Razgriz85]

i tried to watch this movie to see what it was that made it so popular but i never can make it passed the first 5 minutes because i end up falling asleep

[esrlia]

I might actually have to see this movie. The horror!

[MST3K1506]

This riff came out nearly two years ago, and I still love it as much as I did the first time.

Now (and I'm ashamed to admit this) because of Rifftrax, I am actually insanely looking forward to the release of Breaking Dawn......WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU MONSTERS!! :P

[JamesOhGoodie]

@MST3K1506 I'm looking forward to the "Breaking Dawn" release because then it means THIS DAMN MOVIE SERIES WILL BE OVER!

[Dalekzilla54]

@JamesOhGoodie or at least until the inevitable spinoffs, remakes in 20 years, sequels that aren't based on the books, god shoot me...

[heartofwolf12]

Seriously, there's no other conceivable way I could watch this series without your commentary.

You fill the stammered and awkward pauses with hilarity.

[kirihito1]

wait, now YOU guys are making a "Best of Rifftrax"? gee, I hope the rifftrax people don't hear about this...wait

[Deavi783]

Edward Cullen killed Laura Palmer.

[melman]

@Deavi783 Thank goodness someone did.

[DaGoulian]

@Deavi783 Would have been better if Laura Palmer killed Edward but that's just wishful thinking.

[woodgatejack]

Does anyone else find really odd recomendations on their Youtube page from watching Rifftrax and MST3K vids on here? I keep getting quite naff rock vids with anime footage and clips of cartoon melting women.

[DarkPieman]

@woodgatejack To be fair, 90% of all Youtube videos are naff rock vids with anime footage and clips of cartoon melting women.

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

Love you guys! You make me laugh so hard that it hurts! :D

[kangax]

tentacle hentai :D:D:D:D: hahahahahaha

[xDaZJMx]

GODZILLA FACE HAND!

[Chynaash]

THIS IS home of the high school SPARTANS!!!!

the very line that ran through my head when i watched this. and my other favorite line...?

"No one is going to believe you.,"- strait out of the abusive boyfriend's hand book. very true.

[LadyCrazyMonkeyPants]

The only way to watch the Twilight movies.

[hoosierbddy777]

@LadyCrazyMonkeyPants ..and avatar

[LadyCrazyMonkeyPants]

@hoosierbddy777 Yes avatar was nothing but eye candy. Horrible plot but great graphics

[PrimitivePlanet]

Tacos