Keys Me by Alyssa Alano

[Valkyrie1808]

She's damn hot, trust me I know.

[alena1705]

LMFAO!!!



[uptowngirl1011]

i guess she's half australian

[darkabba]

i thought for a moment she was Japanese,.. nyahaha,.. XD

[XpianoxboyX]

this is so funny. treehouse=3 how

[iamsupermai]

judgmental kayong mga putangina kayo.. kala nyo gagaling nyo magenglish

[bitchkillerguy]

anu daw???bkit nsali c charles barkley sa kanta nya??haha..

[pamint]

sarap nya tirahin|!

[requiem0821]

dito nga sumikat si alyssa alano at alam ko me naglagay lang ng word nun kaya ganon ang nangyari ni hindi nga alam ni alyssa yan eh

[Free17Lancer]

oo,jan sumikat si alyssa s mga maling pagbigkas ng lyrics...ang cute nga eh! tsaka nag improve na sya ngaun sa english,,bkt naaasar ung iba skanya?mga feeling nman kayo..dpat kayo ang mahiya,,try nyo nga mag english ng diretso kung sisikat kayo???? c'mon...show me wat u;ve got! whahahaha

[radcam69]

Alyssa, use "deposit" in a sentence. "Deposit is leaking".

[starkyliam]

beautiful girl, funny song.

[camarolkee]

she's lucky to be beautiful and sexy..it makes up for that "other" missing factor...but anyway we're humans and our cultures are different so thus our first language influences so it's fine :) it's just real funny though :D

[cy472]

nice!

[Calt26pen]

ALL THE PEOPLE.FOR GOD'S SAKE.THIS WAS INTENDED TO MAKE THE PEOPLE LAUGH AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

[malakingbollas]

Wow, that was in the Key of "Out of Tune!!!'

[FacePaintedClown]

I'd like to giver an autopsy and see what her ovaries taste like

[paulbreiveld]

Can somebody start keyssing her, so she stops singing...

[fernanyuki]

DITO NGA SUMIKAT SI ALYSSA ALANO SALAMAT SA NAGPALIT NG MGA WORDS DITO KAHIT SI ALYSSA HINDI ALAM ANG GINAWA DITO

[cutekodawsabinila]

natatawa ako kasi yung teacher ko sa english ganito... yung /f/ ginagawa niyang /p/ at vice versa...

[rycecorl]

nakakatawa talaga!!!

[hanjieunngfullhouse]

boooo! hahaha :))

[jaggy32]

HAHAHAHA "DOWN BY DA FLOW CAN 3 HOW"

[carancal]

pake nyo ba chabacano tlaga sya eh duh! haha at least hindi pekeng american call center accent yuck

[thomascat06]

why?!?!?!?!

[sgtjoe2008]

wow alyssa you're hot, but pls stop singing....

[pateros123]

we all know americans have the super finicky like accent yuck whata a lame

[GothHaven]

5 reasons Filipinos are widely known

1. We killed Magellan A.K.A. the dude who proved the world is round

2. We have great human exports such housemaids and caregivers and end up as rape victims

3.Superstars like Pacquiao and Charice

4.Intended incorrect singing of our national anthem

5. and THIS

She can't even sing!!! oh wait! compared to other mishaps in Philippine showbiz, she is a great singer!!

[radcam69]

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

[arthurp88]

KEN LEE DIBIDIBI OUCH YOU

[cambiodeamor]

i will KEYS your pussy

[kiixiah01]

it's NOT even her ACCENT,

it's her DICTION.

she seriously needs to learn her english

somebody get the pronunciation doctor...

[mudbloodprincess]

She is NOT a douchebag , maybe ya'll are . Seriously , people , what's wrong with having that kind of Filipino accent ? At least she's being true to herself . Leave her alone , will ya'll ?

[aiseruchan]

bring your flower head. :o

[VantageGod]

SHE has a good range but her diction accent needs heavy work. im mean i cant stand how she embarrass herself in front of those people and she's very serious she thinks she's singing it correctly....

[jsmoke03]

she isn't embarassing herself because everyone in p.i. has the same accent...they don't think theres anything wrong with her diction....only americans do

[VantageGod]

well she is embarassing

akala mo? hindi cya pagtatawanan nang ganyan yung accent nya? totoo ganyan tayo mag salita napakatigas nang accent pero hindi naman ciguro tayu ganyan ka tanga para ipakita sa lahat ng tao na ganyan tayo ka bobo sa ingles .....

[jsmoke03]

its not our official language. i think its more embarassing to see filipino's try to be americans if they don't live in america. i left p.i. in 1990 and when my mom watches tfc, i don't get why half of the spoken language is english. she's hot, but she cant sing

[GothHaven]

@VantageGod

Philippines literacy rate: 94%

potnetial FUNCTIONAL literacy: -infinity

[activ04]

@VantageGod ulul. ikaw lang bobo sa english. excuse me. hindi lahat nanggagaling sa public school tulad mo.

[1bass7]

@VantageGod magaling ka ba mag english?? english mo nga lng is well she is embarassing..

[paolotherapper]

@VantageGod Ano bang problema niyo.. eh kanya kanyang pronounciation yan. Tsaka Pilipino tayo main language natin is Filipino hindi english. Lakas manlait ng mga Pinoy sa kapwa nila pag nagkakamali sa English. Mga Foreigner nga okay lang sa kanila kahit sumablay tayo sa pag salita ng English eh. Bakit ganon? mas mapang mata pa ang kapwa Pinoy? Iba naman diyan magaling ka sa english pero mukhang unggoy naman! aw aw aw! :)

[maya2385]

atleast hindi sya plastic :P... i like her :) shes sweet

[zombiefishy]

im very......speechless..........­......... O_O

[mackitybaby]

I think the producers of this show are the retards. Poor girl, they knew that she sounded like that and yet they still fed her to the lions. A-holes.

[ayamedel11]

mtigas tlga dila ni allysa alano. any word basta english di nya tlga ma pronounce ng tama....kumanta pa kya....but she is a very kind person....hehehe

[DKIZRATH]

haha BFF! built for fcuk lang talaga to.. sexy ^,..,^

[zobelboy123]

omggg!! hahahahahahahahahaha! "milke twalay!" :))))! epic win!

[dexy25mitchy]

haha! PucHa Ka GuRL mamataY ako sa kakaTaWA!!

[diazrpasion]

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[tonton0811]

twalay.... haha... rofl

[arisaquino02]

ito pla nagpasikat s knya..

hehehe

di nmn lht ng pinoy gnyan ang english

~kung gnyan e d sna wlang call centers d2!

[edmanph]

hindi nga alam ni alyssa alano na keys me ang title ng kanta imbes na kiss me...kaya yan ang nagpasikat kay alyssa ....

dont judge her because she is not a book

[afrodragon115]

Pinoy ako pero di ko naman inaakala na ganito ang English ng mga pinoy :0

[DUGONGBUGHAW69]

paano mo nalaman na ganito mag english ang mga pinoy....bata mali ang reply mo....ayusin mo

[nathanabad39]

i'm a filipino, you sound more like a douchebag.. and that girl is simply a retard..

[deraileDpinoy]

dude douchebag is too much. let her express her self. wer all filipinos here

[deathsite2026]

whats wrong on having a strong filipino accent ignorant fu cking foolss

[fuckyeahmarkk]

hahahah, fucking shit, sobrang nakakatawa!

hahahah!!! OMFG!! hahahah

[chrisdevil007]

hanep ka day ang galing mo syettttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!

[snowsheener]

she's beautiful

[jayjayarsantiago]

ayusssssssssssss....

[misscarly12]

grabe naawa ako!!sobra!!!

[onelovejahh]

LMAO!!! Keys me... tsk tsk

[twerrpp]

WOOOH! ASSIGNMENT NAMIN TOH!!

[magiccaloy1972]

kawawa naman masyado syang kabado stage fright sya. maganda pa naman sya sayang.

[edmanph]

dito sa nag ka career at salamat sa nagpabago ng lyrics dahil dito sumikat si alyssa

[Y0NDAlME]

d tlga binibigay sa tao ang lahat.. lol

[rvyumul2]

pinay version nung KEN LEE....hahahooo!

[neri03]

LMAO!

[krizzztian5910]

Amazing!

Better than the original...

[SplitSec0nds]

what the hell was she singing lol?

[timoytj]

Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer

[owvenus]

grabe naman.. insult to beautiful women... pakan*** nalang...hahaha

[deadpoet2]

nice voice, stage presence and perfect diction! ooopps wrong video....

[crazysharie]

In fairness maganda siya

[aaaeee11]

ohmygosh, she sucks like hell. who the fuck!! alyssa alanoe? gay faggot.

[Y0NDAlME]

lose some weight, hoe!

[adleme]

grabbeehhh!katuwa naman pati lyrics NYA kuha mo talaga ha?kakaaliw naman sya(^^)

[darkfire81]

napaka bobo naman ng inutil na puta na to.

[19abaddon88]

di mo nman kailangang mag-mura eh... mas ok pa nga 2 kysa yung bb. pilipinas...

[darkfire81]

kailangan ko mag mura ungas napakatanga ba naman ng bobong to eh.

parehas lang silang tanga at dapat magpakamatay

[19abaddon88]

kool ka lang...

[darkfire81]

ok cge

[liiliiliiliil]

ok na yan hindi naman singer papel niya pag inasawa mo eh hehehe

[carloaccount]

i thought she was trying to impersonate the Ken Lee singer. i really did.

[Wallabah]

Loool this was really bad, she can't sing at all. She sounds like she has a cold :S

[sgtjoe2008]

alyssa...i want to Keys you

[red18warrior]

maganda sya n sexy...hindi lang cguro maganda ung diction nya ng english...practice lang yan...wag nyo namang laitin...sa bagay...dahil sa pang lalait nyo...sumikat sya...hehe artista na ngayon....

[5114089]

nice song can i have a copy of the song lyrics..hahaha keys me..

[souljhol]

Keys me everytime.

[vrtego77]

Ken Leee.....

[bczwr2]

Everyone don't look at Alyssa like that. If you are following her shows or anything about her, you'll find out that she is fluent in Japanese and Spanish. English is not just in her Forte.

[anntagazion]

ok lang yan kaysa mag drugs siya! mag practice lang sya ng english grammar may pag asa pa syang gumaling!

[XxTheAlysShowxX]

WHORE ALERT

[collectingdolls]

OH MY GOD!!! DId she hear herself?!!

She SUCKS!!!

[pugatz]

bkt kaw kaya mo other language hmm?

[vinshie23]

ulol paK yu walang ka maloloko d2

CAA toh!

[trueflip25]

Shes pretty hot, but she can't sing and she forget the words. She butchered the song, man!!!!

[tsupii]

ok lng mgnda nmn xa,,nyahahaha

[mk1tiger]

puta ano ma

[straightflipshift]

hahha

[59211bart]

A mondegreen is the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase, typically a standardized phrase such as a line in a poem or a lyric in a song, due to near homophony, in a way that yields a new meaning to the phrase.[1][2] It should not be confused with Soramimis, which are songs that produce different meanings than those originally intended, when interpreted in another language.

[terjessayu]

galing ni alysa idol . keys me.

[1moredayof]

She's cute, but "Kiss Me" should obviously be sung by someone who has a much better grasp of the English language.

[Calt26pen]

@1moredayof obviously,this was a joke.it is intended to make people laugh.don't insult us like that.

[hchelen]

Oh, gods. What happened to her? This sounds like ****. You know. And the lyrics... I don't have to say anything. Just look at it!

Her nose has a big big problem.

[dhenmich]

oh my God. nakakahiya.. did she not practice the song before singing it?? alam niyang di niya alam pero kinanata pa rin niya. hahaha.

[MonchRukia]

dqueen ang sama moh... ingit k noh... tignan moh yan nilalait moh ngeon sikat n

[dqueen063000]

fyi, hindi ako inggit. IKAW BA AS A FILIPINA, PROUD SA GINAGAWA NYA? napapanood to sa boong mundo!

[joric70]

hahahaha!

XD

at least nasa tono!

XD

[nailCATter]

hahahaha

can't help but laugh!!! LOL

well atleast she's confident...carry lang gurl!!!wohoooooooo

[lndlorena]

lmao

hilarious

im filipino but dayum

datz just hi-larious

[cutepinaygirl8]

lololol. funny stuff.

[bvlgari14]

siksi!

[dqueen063000]

this is stupidity! nakakahiya! this is not funny, this is degrading! di nakakatuwa to, nagpapakita to ng kabobohan...

[LOVERMAN2405]

damn it...

[edmanph]

engotz dyan sumikat si alyssa alano ni hindi nya alam na ganun ang ginawa sa words ng keys me dapat pasalamat si alyssa sa gumawa nun.....

[vanjovimose08]

ang sama mo naman cebuanoni..

your bad..!

[cebuanoni]

A beautiful clown, that's what she is !

[hollistervintage]

....

[ororkabebe]

Wahehehehehehehehehe.... :))

[mhaj85]

bro puso nyo nalalaglag...calm down ppl...damn..

[ariemcinco]

I am sorry but I don't understand the diction. I don't find this video funny. The singer should have given justice to the song through proper enunciation of the words in the lyrics.

She is pretty though but it does not compensate the quality of the performance.

[teezhen]

dyan talaga yan sumikat si alyssa...

[alfonsotabora]

gimmick nya yan

[eatmebern]

she said "sparkling" not "is barley"!!stupid uploader!!!bwahahaha!!you are more dumbass than her!!asshole!!

[Dapak]

what is written is "barkley" not barley! hahahaha! moron!

[jakerandell]

wala kang originality...OA naman..kakainis kang tingnan...gayagaya ka kay valentina ng bulgaria(ken lee) u r not funny...

[Dapak]

Hahaha! Alyssa is the original... try to look when it was uploaded before you give your nonsense comment! hahahaha! ken lee was only this year! while keys me was 2 years ago! bopol!

[PhoenixMEdown]

why cant some philipinos just sing in tagalog!

its soo annoying when they TRY to sing in english

[Drexy24]

shes hot, she look like a stripper and real dumb lol

[arkark123]

OA naman man gago nung gumawa ng subtitles

[Eyngel]

Hell was that? Atleast it's entertaining. Hehe.

[DJGcrazy]

hahaha! Can someone pick up my jaw please. My hands are busy holding my belly.

[gjyc21]

sablay!

[bacchamae]

FLOWERHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilolweizbhir]

what the hell was that?

[filtermachine]

buti na lang maganda ka,,,tsk tsk

[majestic11523]

mga bobo at mga tanga inutil talaga mga GMA talent magsama sama kau sa dagat dagatang apoy ...ahahah

[fjaoaoaoao]

lol damn she really gets down to the music

[MARIMARIANS]

bobo ka alyssa alano wag kang magalit!peace!

[ivydagamer4life]

LOL! ano ba nangyari haha di ko alam kung c alysa alano ang mali o yung gumawa ng lyrics eh. ang gara talaga shit!

[godfather0618]

actually, the song is a comedy rendition. it may sound bad for filipinos who can really speak good english. but here we have a cultural mirror right in front of our eyes. the average filipino speaks worse english than this girl. why? because of a hundred pupils who start in grade one, 60 remains in grade 5. if we continue like this, we march to oblivion. this is reality check.

[himynameskristine]

Lmao!(x

[darkyse40]

is barkley=))))))ken lee 4ever!!!

[imALLn]

LMAO!!! XD Subtitles is jokes!

[eatmebern]

keys me..it should be kees me not keys me..

whoever put that lyrics in that videos sucks morethan who sang the song..f*ck you kazmuth!

change it!will u?

[hotgt9011]

Holy shit, shes just making us filipinos look bad with her terrible english, now people are going to think that filipinos don't know how to speak english

[busogi]

Everybody have a language he can speak well; it doesn't to be English; therefore there is nothing wrong with terrible English as long as you're not A NATIVE SPEAKER. It starts from terrible English to excellent English while learning.

[ValidateMyself122]

yeah

[pentiux2]

WA HA HA HA..

fUNNY.

IT MADE ME ROFLMAO!!

[suminar199]

shamira has a boyfriends

[liamfelipe21]

Valentina is better than you i ken lee!!!!!!

[glamguru111]

she sucks, honestly.

[ValidateMyself122]

hey!at least she did her best!!!!

[eatmebern]

she did her best but still she sucks!

[izvunzemen]

ken lee owns this THE WHAT FUCK

[chiqzymhine]

shame on her! kapal nya..kakahiya xa..amf! flawless sana sha..

[stylynx]

keys me

[KanadianKyuubi]

TEASE ME, TEASE ME

This is almost as good as Indian Thriller

[bakamabushi]

They said a guy just made a clip and the lyrics were spelled how they allegedly sounded like, when Alano sang Kiss Me.

Pero funny talaga ito hah!

[Hamburglar202]

she's pretty and hot....erm..SSSEEEXXXXEEEHHHHH­!!!!

[nikolechr]

This is nothing compared to Ken Lee.

[laxurious]

=;_tHat'Z oK

[pearlj327]

is this some kinda of a joke? wtf?

[YaShMIN214]

hahaha!!!!!fuuny but at list she try her best to speak english!!!!!!!!!!

[killphil05]

silvermousse is barkley hahahahahahaha!

[KyoT]

I wonder what a parflays dance is XD

[laila787]

hahaha xD!!

[spirits323]

STUPID....

[petepolo]

your the best.... IDOL..... pwede pa KEYS??? hahaha

[sampaguitaayako]

Hahahahahahahhahaha!

so the pinoys got their own"KEYS MEE" &

Bulgaria got their own "Ken Leeeee"

[brandomilana]

is that an accent?

[JpHr0g]

youd be surprised how thick filipino accents can get.

[chiqzymhine]

fuck you..if you're somewhat like a foreigner who's good in speaking in english,,you'd also be surprised how we can be better than you..