Tastes like chicken if chicken was a candy.

[nikkirock11]

Tastes like scootaloo if scootaloo was a candy.

[ThePurplecakes]

@nikkirock11 I see what you did there. :3

[luxy2down]

one of the fav scenes:D I love to quote it in RL :D

[Adrastia]

I've been known to eat myself sick on holiday themed chocolate marshmallow candies. This Christmas I only had one. One. I feel deprived. I think I should go back to beings likes Toki.

[youaremyoffspring]

Brendon Small! Hurry up dude! No offense, who cares about your tour? We wanna see Metalocalypse!

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

I'm gonna buy my diabetic sister some insulin flavored candy!

[101ham101]

3 people dont think chicken taists like candy

[MrMatto91]

Well, worm flavored Bertie Bott beans taste like chicken.

[Onslaught2k3]

lol I'm diabetic and I endorse this video.  :-D

[Peaserist]

PENIS + VAGINA = CHILD

[themousemaster]

@Peaserist Unless one is sterile...

[kimico17]

@Peaserist No shit, Shirlock! Lol! :3

[natedog2069]

@Peaserist PENIS + CHILD = CP

[dinosmashify]

"quote from the video"

[88HammerOfThor]

I think I'm diabetic I'm gonna take a fuckin nap

[LordScrambles]

Toki, don't you mean "Candy flavored insulin"?

[kimico17]

@LordScrambles Who cares? D: I am slippings in out outs of diabetics coma! D:

[someone0209]

@LordScrambles no, no he doesn't

[MrDinobo]

now that is philosophy

[Lithemasterofmetal]

1 person in diabetic coma at the moment XD

[ilikesandwichs]

We All Ordered Gravy fries

[CSIpictures]

HAMBURGER TIME

[UniversalVision]

1 person didn't fully understand what Toki said, and had so much insulin until idea was received.

[B1ueEyeliner]

hhaha agreed about if youtube was Toki. I love Toki

[rocknmetaldisciples]

When I first saw him lying on the cliff I cracked up xD

[140jeff15834]

1. Quote video entirely

2. ???

3. SUCCESS

[DonZabu]

@140jeff15834

-sunglasses-

Deal with it.

[TheOriginalThought1]

@DonZabu -sharp-angled shades- Why are you wearing 70s sunglassses? *laughs*

[Peaserist]

@TheOriginalThought1 *monocle* You inferior minded scoundrel.

[Residentevil31313]

"Candy, taste like chicken, if chicken was a candy." ... The smartest thing anyone has ever said.

[jadeismyfavorite]

Can anybody tell me what episode this is??

[sunnyztmoney]

@jadeismyfavorite the endorsement one man, sorry i dont remember the name

[imcracka1]

@sunnyztmoney

skwisklok

[CanadiaNecro1]

There is chicken flavored candy. I got some once at Petco. It's not bad.

[kimico17]

@CanadiaNecro1 Chyah... Their dog cookies, are better than people cookies! x3 Lol! Man..dogs having better cookies. =_=; I envy them! D:

[CanadiaNecro1]

@kimico17 They're for dogs? What about the liver flavored ones?

[extremesowhat]

pickels nickels

[railpressureflip]

This is the best thing ever.



[JuicyFruitAss]

tokis awsome!

[HeavyMetalKiss]

0 dislikes... well, thats brutal.

[Lundrack]

for Tokis, now I always trys to speak withs s ats the finaals of words loll

[kimico17]

@Lundrack Toki? I though Skiwsgaar did that more often, than Toki. o_O

[Lundrack]

@kimico17 Yeah, but Toki does it too

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

lol "I slips in and out of diabetic coma."

[MacMan5555]

dude kloketer#666 awome username

[Lithemasterofmetal]

my fave line by toki! <3

[iworshipTreCool12]

Tokis is sos epics!

[MR666SLIPKNOT]

lol the music and how his basket falls off the cliff makes me laugh hard out

[Akirathedon92]

@Lefkatis93 Thanks for quoting the video we all just watched.

[mwuu]

@Akirathedon92

Why do you hate funny?

[SexyVistaNerd]

@Lefkatis93 Nice quoting the whole video which I just watched. Dumbass.

[Hottie0926]

@Lefkatis93 Thanxx for quoting it because I couldn't really hear the third sentence

[firebat42]

@Lefkatis93 Congratulations, you recited the entire video. :/

[samboyaus]

@Lefkatis93 wow, thank you for writing out exactly what this video just said. If this comment wasn't here, what would I have done? I mean there's no way I could have made out what Toki was saying just from the audio alone, thank you so much.

Really though, the fact that you've got highest comment from merely quoting the video everyone just watched show's how stupid the majority is.

[wilky1189]

@samboyaus "show's" shouldn't have an apostrophe in this context. an apostrophe indicates a contraction. for example, you've=you have, shouldn't=should not, show's=show is, they're=they are, etc. the fact that you misused basic english grammar shows how stupid you are.

[samboyaus]

@wilky1189 Well spotted, but really it was one little mistake, who cares? Does it make my point any less valid? If you want to be pedantic, you forgot to put capitals at the start of your sentences, and I didn't misuse grammar, I misused punctuation.

[wilky1189]

@samboyaus fair enough.

[Gearsdisraeli]

@Lefkatis93 good job

[Liolar43]

@Lefkatis93 Correct! That is indeed what the video said.

[iluverocklee]

xD lmao, youtube....taste like awesome....if youtube was an Toki.

[TheLWRC]

@iluverocklee GAGAGAGAWHAAAAAA??!?!?!??!

[bearjewthrill]

@iluverocklee "was a toki"

[dethklok745]

@iluverocklee :O Youtube IS a Toki!!!

[JustToBeQuiet]

I <3 YOUS TOKI. ♥

[1joel8]

candies,, tastes likes a chickens if chickens was a candies

[FFsilje]

hahahahaahah

[jj3501]

one of my all time favorite metalocalypse lines!