there right its to do with the writing...the books where great....the films is nothing compared to the books...if it was a better writer it would of been as good as the books...or if they made a tv series...like the vampire diaries did
vampires vs werewolves, didn't we see this already with underworld. this is just bullshit and underworld had better action and a better story than this shit. So my man and I give this a FUCK YOU
Having seen dozens of vampire/werewolf movies, I've seen worse than Twilight (at least the first one), but yeah it's still bad. The only times I think the idea ever worked well was in Let The Right One In and Ginger Snaps basically because they used the supernatural as a metaphor, had a more realistic high school setting, and established the characters were all flawed in some way. Twilight with it's "perfect" characters, lacks that and gives no reason WHY the vampires/werewolves are so different
@balrog13571 All I have to say is: I hate twilight, but the howling sequals are WAY worse than this movie (not helped by the fact I didn't like the first one much either. The second one was just hillariously bad).
Well I haven't seen them and frankly I have no intention to. I personally liked The Howling, but I can't imagine numerous sequels for it. They look like they really pushed it and despite having Christopher Lee in the second one, I doubt I'd go for that.
@balrog13571 Years later when Joe Dante and Christopher Lee was working together on Gremlins II, Lee actually apologized to Dante for being in Howling II
I will never see a single Twilight movie. Twilight is the worst thing to happen to the vampire/werewolf genre. Vampires shouldn't fall in love. Dracula had 4 wives and never loved a single one of them. If you must make a bullshit book/movie with vampires falling in love, make them love another vampire, NOT A HUMAN!!! This shit is getting old and Twilight needs to end.
@metroidrocks01: Think again. All three Twilight movies are textbook examples of truly wooden "acting" and abysmal dialogue. But that's no surprise because Meyer's books read like their own fan fiction.
Besides, the masochistic and inherently self-hate and self-neglect promoting message to all girls out there is definitely not what the world needs. Meyer may be well over 30 but she talks and writes as if she didn't even get through puberty.
I'm sorry I know Robert Pattinson is supposed to be "hot" but when he takes off his robe @ 1:35 I said "ewwwwwww" out loud...like, hes so pale and then hairy and his pants are pulled so low you can see his hip muscles...ugh...grotesque...and thank you Leon for saying "Shark Boy" =)
i d0nt`t really like all these new films with s0 much c0mputer effects but this 0ne was c00l and first 0ne that I saw bef0re i went t0 cinema i saw it 0n YEBAK0, c 0.m
@nerdking731 To his credit, he says himself he's not a fan of Twilight. People may see it as a way to save his career, but I think he's genuinely not a fan. You know, it's this gig that will be the thorn in his side throughout his career.
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with a wooden spoon then to watch these fucking pussy glittering fairies. So my summary of my short rant is FUCK TWILIGHT!
''You unlock a cinema back door with a sense of frustration, beyond it is a movie with characters of 2-dimension: a movie of no solid ground, a story with no character insight, based on a book that to read you must have no mind. you've mistakenly moved in front of a film screen of shadowy dialogue with no substance, of unoriginal things and ideas you've just crossed over into-
@ronin6401 and the Rifftrax. Rifftrax is hilarious, them and Spill are defiantly the best things about twilight. They rip it apart brilliantly. You'll die laughing at them.
I don't know how a film so underproduced can gain so much money. I mean, they don't even reach 100 million dollars in budget, yet they gross a minimum of 300 million dollars per movie. How the heck is this even possible? I mean the CGI is awful, the trailers are awful and the acting is dull like hell.
@MrSalvation666 Don't post your crappy comments. The whole point of there reviews are to tell people whether to go see something. And they said it was crap which it was. This was also to make there fans laugh.
@MrSalvation666 youve gotten alot of hate for that comment and for right reasons. No, not because you like the movie (that sux imo) but because you are a douche-fuck for not accepting others opinions, especially when its reviewers that are supposed to give their opinion and not serve the fan-boys as yourself so that we can decide to waste our time with a crappy film or keep looking for a better. You like Twilight, i accept that, but you are a fan-boy that dont accept others opinions so fuck off.
LOL'd @ "I can't be with you cus I'm too sensitive and I'm risking our lives" . . . that sort of mentality is exactly what makes these movies so fuckin ultra mega lame, real vampires don't give a rats ass about that bullshit they'd just be all up in her sexy ass, bitin her and everything . . . and you KNOW she'd love it, chicks are all about bitin and gettin slayed in general. Edward Gullen = super pussy homo vampire
after the first one , i kinda wanted to see the second one, but i got terribly disappointed. the slow mo running and walking were laughable and the plot was horrible i was so embarrassed to watch this film.
Yeah,just watch this back to back with Twilight the other day
I was giggling when they were fretting about Bella being immune to vampire powers
I was like,Yeah, she's pale for a human and immune to vampire powers?
If she can regenerate fast, is immune to the "Vampire kiss".,has super strength and has some instinctual combat skills she's a "slayer" like Buffy(not the Series one,the original Movie one))
Not the cheesiest of Vampire movies (that title goes to Buffy and maybe Fright Night)
A friend of mine bigged these books up no end, so I thought I would read the first one. I went in expecting JK Rowling style writing, a book that resonates with all age groups....how wrong was I. The first few chapters were painfully poorly written. Kids are not stupid, you don't have to dumb down for them. It felt like the book had been written by a child rather than an adult for kids. I couldn't read anymore than the begining chapters. It's no wonder the films are poorly written as well!!
@TOVEYC1 Dude-it WAS written by a child! Stephanie was like, sixteen when she wrote it, and she didn't write it well. She isn't writing an original story, she's writing bad fanfiction and changing the names! It's totally an author fantasy fulfillment story, and it's pathetic. I've seen Inuyasha fanfictions written a thousand times better.
lmao! wats so amazing about blade? hes not even all vampire! just saying. but i think if blade and edward got in a fight, blade might win cus he has all these weird vampire killing stuff
Lestat eats Edward for breakfast! Anne Rice is one of the best vampire authors. Carmilla, Nosferatu, Dracula, and Lestat are The anti-twilight league.
Learn from real vampires, Twilight doesn't have any vampires, they are just fairies. Stephenie Meyer needs to fap, she's a retard.
The amount of undue attention and praise this movie is getting, pisses me off. I was so mad when I watched the MTW movie Awards and Newmoon/eclipse (I don't know) beat Avatar in nearly every category. Each time they announced a new category and the nominees, I was like: "Oh, this is gonna be Avatar for SURE" and the host would go: "TWILIGHT!" And the actors and the media take this seriously, instead of acknowledging this as a fluke brought on by the misplaced obsession of barely teenage girls!
"Vampire" is actually a general classification for at least 6 type of parasitic humanoid
1) Edward and his family are "Cold Ones"(disease caused)
2) The Vampire That Blade hunts are "Hominus Notcura" humans infected with a disease that makes them sensitive to UV light, allergic to silver,super strong and fast,and have to eat blood to support hemoglobin ddefieciency
3) Raphael a reptilian "demon"/Alien that feeds on blood of it's victims
Nah, High urine concentration in the blood can lead to "glittering" on the skin
Maybe they should try drinking more water and taking a piss more?
The term "vegetarian" is funny as animals aren't Vegetables
And the "high" of eating human blood is the "conscious fear" adrenaline rush you can't get in animals (who have a instinctual adrenaline rush only when needed)
Personally, I think "Bella" would stink,not "smell good"...lol (less she has some kind of hormonal imbalance they find "tasty")
4) Humans with a certain Metabolic disease that makes them sensitive to light, pale unless they eat read meat and usually have what is mistaken for diabetes,high blood pressure,and hypertension...they also may "sweat glitter" if there is to much Urine in their system
5) Lilliths, "Demon"/Alien that sucks blood of human men she temps that also likes to steal and eat babies (supposedly what Adam's first wife was in original Garden of Eve Story)
6) WereBat(vampire) Would more likley suck cow blood
Want some cool vampire movies, try these: Near Dark, Vamp (1986), The Hunger, Lifeforce (vampires from space instead of the grave), Thirst, Let The Right One In, Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Fright Night 1 & 2, Planet of the Vampires (More space vampires), Daybreakers, Nosferatu (Any), Dracula (Any) etc.
Rent these and you'll thank me, anyone seen those?
@Johnlindsey289 I like regular vampire stories , it seems to me some people do not know what that is anymore , if you have ever seen the silent film Nosferatu (1922) you would know what I am talking about
Ever seen Lifeforce? it has unconventional vampires from space instead of the undead ones, these vampire aliens are the ancestors to the vampires of legend when they came to Earth eons ago. These alien vampires have no fangs and don't suck blood but energy/lifeforce instead of blood, it's a reinvention of vampire lore on film and Patrick Stewart stars in it.
@Johnlindsey289 No and it doesn't sound like it is very popular , so hearing about it and seeing it everywhere is a big difference , that is what twilight does and not only that ruins the genre. And I am the worst person in the world for hating it apparently.
Why not try other kinds of vampires instead of the same boring stereotypes? watch Lifeforce please if you want something different for once. It's an underground cult classic man for it's exceptional portrayal of different vampires and saying that vampires are from space, you won't be disappointed and be suprised. Also watch The Hunger with David Bowie and Susan Surandon, another great cult classic of unique vampires that aren't like classic vampire stereotypes.
Seriously Ladies, What is the Appeal of these Movies. I've Seen all 3 and the stories still gone nowhere. C'mon after 6+ Hours the Story is still Dull.
You could've taken about 30 minutes out of this movie and have a better movie.
normal vampires (boy does that sound like an oxymoron or what?) are mythological pimps lol maybe I'm wrong but these glitter-skin pixie hollow rejects are insulting the vampire name by abstaining and not using their powers manipulating people into not putting up a fight when the vampires try to drink their blood
@purplesunset100 the books suck worse. They spend 90% of it describing how amazing and beautiful edward is, and when theyre not doing that they're expressing redundant and repetative thoughts of a really flat lead character who is really just uninteresting. Coming from an actual author, Twilight sucks
@LilDtherapper I agree. The movies, SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH, did some justice to the books because you're NOT reading SMeyer's horrible writing, and you're NOT listening to Bella's whiny thoughts 24/7. The movies still god awful, but at least they're somewhat bearable without Bella's sucky thinking process.
why is roberts belly button hairy!? didn't the producers think about the belly button hair when they were shooting that reveal scene with the leader vampires cause its not sexy or appealing in my opinion atleast
@nonofyall
he left Spill.com
hackensac 14 hours ago
Robert Pattinson hates Edward Cullen and he thinks Stephenie Meyer is crazy. so, I think he'll be fine in the future.
Aspergerqueen 2 weeks ago
@Aspergerqueen he really said that? if so i have alot of respect for him
superhuman295 2 weeks ago
A arrow to the knee...is what I want to do to the maker of this horrible franchise.
RightTriggerGames 1 month ago
laughed so hard at this review.
This is hard to say but I tried to watch this film a long time ago and cannot stand it.
If you want cool werewolves buy skyrim and if you want cool vampires play castlevania or watch the old films.
Screw twilight.
xRocketzFighterx 1 month ago 6
@xRocketzFighterx full agreement. i watched it too and when it go to te third act, i wuldn't finish it
superhuman295 2 weeks ago
do anybody know what happened to Carlyle?
nonofyall 2 months ago
@nonofyall His script got picked up, hes helping making a movie. He said he will come back when he can, but hes been busy.
jericho717 2 months ago
@jericho717 okay that's great! I like him and Corey alot!
nonofyall 2 months ago
Best Hallucination Ever!! 5:33
MegaKayKay28 2 months ago
there making two new movies,cant wait for you guys to review them
TheMhn5 2 months ago
4:27 she's masturbating!
night4345 3 months ago
@night4345 lol honestly my brother said once in a lot of scenes it looks like she's having a freaking orgasm! And he's right. I mean wtf?
TheSnowyice 3 months ago
@TheSnowyice she can't get any from the vampire and the "werewolf" probably has a disease. she gotta get off somehow
night4345 3 months ago
Why do they have the calender in the bsckround on the shining picture all the time
TheCasualChristian 3 months ago
there right its to do with the writing...the books where great....the films is nothing compared to the books...if it was a better writer it would of been as good as the books...or if they made a tv series...like the vampire diaries did
XOshamelessXO 3 months ago
The animated Bella looks a little like Jennifer Garner, to me at least.
thehost91 4 months ago
@nerdking731
because Voldemort killed him remember?
hackensac 4 months ago
vampires vs werewolves, didn't we see this already with underworld. this is just bullshit and underworld had better action and a better story than this shit. So my man and I give this a FUCK YOU
raeven1212 4 months ago
Edward: "bella get the 2-ply"
LMFAO
boikanyoketsile 4 months ago 5
1:52 THEY ARE GODDAMN DOGS
werewolfs are like the harry potter ones only more vicious
piplup2009 5 months ago
do these vampires have blood flow because if they don't they can't get anywhere in bed
piplup2009 5 months ago
Take a look at 3:11.
Have I missed some essential facts about anatomy or why does this look totally weird?
albedoshader 5 months ago
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albedoshader 5 months ago
mines better, see me live this sept 12 2011
1991ByronMitchell 5 months ago
They are not warewolves their changelings
Jjribezzo94 5 months ago
Leon: It descends at the F*ck You territory so fast, that it bounces back up to a Some Ol' Bullsh*t, just because it's so hilarious.
That was really funny. I LOLed right there. XD
bambudaw 6 months ago 22
end was win XD
randomfan15 6 months ago 3
Yo, l think this review has been the best thing about this movie EVER!
Shenruss 7 months ago 4
i agree with these guys and im a 15 year old girl :|
GridAlienProduction 7 months ago
I give it a BIG HUGE MEGA FUCK YOU
gamersixteen 8 months ago 7
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spillcom 8 months ago 10
I can't stop laughing.
erzan 8 months ago
This movie breaks the laws of werewolfs and vampirs. I give it a. F..K YOU
gamersixteen 8 months ago
Having seen dozens of vampire/werewolf movies, I've seen worse than Twilight (at least the first one), but yeah it's still bad. The only times I think the idea ever worked well was in Let The Right One In and Ginger Snaps basically because they used the supernatural as a metaphor, had a more realistic high school setting, and established the characters were all flawed in some way. Twilight with it's "perfect" characters, lacks that and gives no reason WHY the vampires/werewolves are so different
balrog13571 8 months ago
@balrog13571 All I have to say is: I hate twilight, but the howling sequals are WAY worse than this movie (not helped by the fact I didn't like the first one much either. The second one was just hillariously bad).
Pooky1991 6 months ago
@Pooky1991
Well I haven't seen them and frankly I have no intention to. I personally liked The Howling, but I can't imagine numerous sequels for it. They look like they really pushed it and despite having Christopher Lee in the second one, I doubt I'd go for that.
balrog13571 6 months ago
@balrog13571 Years later when Joe Dante and Christopher Lee was working together on Gremlins II, Lee actually apologized to Dante for being in Howling II
aljen181 5 months ago
there not vampies there sparkly mutated faries
eragon451998 8 months ago
3:11
Wtf is wrong with his arm?
LossOfEternal 9 months ago
Thank you for letting me fuck your mother.
MsKira1313 9 months ago
@MsKira1313 Still though, what's so sexy about it? Edward looks like a diseased emo on an unsuccessful food diet
sadlobster1 9 months ago
fur sex is the best sex! lol!!
SepticArtPRODUCTIONS 9 months ago
were are pimps lol
slygates 9 months ago
man this movie really needs to stop with the slow motion and then crazy fast motion sequences.
Passions55 9 months ago
Bella, your breathing is my gift.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
xVENDETTAx 10 months ago 80
the only reason I'm watching this is to laugh, I hate twilight the movie and that crap
raeven1212 10 months ago 5
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07liberian 10 months ago
I will never see a single Twilight movie. Twilight is the worst thing to happen to the vampire/werewolf genre. Vampires shouldn't fall in love. Dracula had 4 wives and never loved a single one of them. If you must make a bullshit book/movie with vampires falling in love, make them love another vampire, NOT A HUMAN!!! This shit is getting old and Twilight needs to end.
Ryanmiller70 10 months ago 9
@Ryanmiller70 Hell yes!!!
jheadSF06 9 months ago
5:32 - 5:37 is the shortest, most precise and funniest synopsis of this movie I've seen. Just priceless.
albedoshader 11 months ago
@metroidrocks01: Think again. All three Twilight movies are textbook examples of truly wooden "acting" and abysmal dialogue. But that's no surprise because Meyer's books read like their own fan fiction.
Besides, the masochistic and inherently self-hate and self-neglect promoting message to all girls out there is definitely not what the world needs. Meyer may be well over 30 but she talks and writes as if she didn't even get through puberty.
albedoshader 11 months ago
maybe if story will be good if she have vampires burst into flame, fangs and real wolf-man.
tabitha448 11 months ago
2:46 = the funniest thing I've ever heard Cyrus say. Ever. I still laugh every time I play this clip and he says that.
Terastas 11 months ago
oh my god, i love these guys and their animations
partnersingaming 11 months ago
beautiful movie. i never had tears of joy like this before.see it on Yebak0 /c0.m/
fuerar 11 months ago
I'm sorry I know Robert Pattinson is supposed to be "hot" but when he takes off his robe @ 1:35 I said "ewwwwwww" out loud...like, hes so pale and then hairy and his pants are pulled so low you can see his hip muscles...ugh...grotesque...and thank you Leon for saying "Shark Boy" =)
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kajikonb 1 year ago
I miss Carlyle.
kodatastical 1 year ago 6
AHAHAHHAAAHAHA
USER1046 1 year ago
A new moon on moondayyyy and I twilight throughhh the niighttt.
Twilight's fucking gay.
TheAussieRocket 1 year ago 3
@TheAussieRocket
You think its gay now? The Next Films "Breaking Dawn" are being directed by the guy who wrote "Chicago" and Directed "Dreamgirls."
I Think even gay guys would say "Now that is Too Gay"
AmericaJustin 1 year ago 5
That was o'l bullshit!!!
FallenAngelH3 1 year ago
Get the 2-ply
Xxprettyodd705xX 1 year ago
I feel bad for Pattinson; how does he go from Cedric Diggory to Edward cullen in a few months?
nerdking731 1 year ago 117
@nerdking731 Well at least you knew what happened to Cedric after he died. Reincarnated as a sparkly vampire.
kn0ckingIN 1 year ago
@nerdking731 he has promise to get far away from this road or regret
Chocmarywarren 8 months ago
@nerdking731 voldemort's most evil deed yet
zeezee122009 7 months ago 3
@nerdking731
Well he was way better in Water for Elephants.
The Twilight movies arent that much
GellyfishProductions 4 months ago
@nerdking731
He's just getting a pay check. A very large one, might I add.
Zulzon80 4 months ago 4
@nerdking731 you feel bad for rob? I feel bad for Kristen. She went from Panic Room to this. Now that's sad.
truecinema 3 months ago
@nerdking731 money...
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@nerdking731 To his credit, he says himself he's not a fan of Twilight. People may see it as a way to save his career, but I think he's genuinely not a fan. You know, it's this gig that will be the thorn in his side throughout his career.
GreyMatter00Duh 1 month ago
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with a wooden spoon then to watch these fucking pussy glittering fairies. So my summary of my short rant is FUCK TWILIGHT!
cooliopeace33 1 year ago
i wish lestat killed all these pussy fairys twilight characters
fromjuanotojohny 1 year ago
there not even werewolves lolx
SuperKingNova 1 year ago
glittering vampires
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The Twilight Series.''
badcompanyization 1 year ago
I hated the movie, but I like the books. :)
HailinJune 1 year ago
the spill crew's reviews are the only and I mean ONLY good thing about the twit-light movies.
ronin6401 1 year ago 2
@ronin6401 and the Rifftrax. Rifftrax is hilarious, them and Spill are defiantly the best things about twilight. They rip it apart brilliantly. You'll die laughing at them.
00Kakkoi00 1 year ago
lol i love your werewolf animation
CursedLuna 1 year ago
Not werewolves, they're shapeshifters!!
ndakota8264 1 year ago
@ndakota8264 well they suck everything about twilight sucks
cjcool91 1 year ago
Not enough fighting
darkbyke 1 year ago
I loved the last bit of your video.
DonerciHussam 1 year ago
I don't know how a film so underproduced can gain so much money. I mean, they don't even reach 100 million dollars in budget, yet they gross a minimum of 300 million dollars per movie. How the heck is this even possible? I mean the CGI is awful, the trailers are awful and the acting is dull like hell.
veget0010 1 year ago
@veget0010 cuz fangirls rule the freaking media of EVERYTHING
TraKoLock 1 year ago
@TraKoLock except the grammys something twilight didn't win
transcollege 1 year ago
Get the 2 ply.
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TheChristinacrw 1 year ago
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Dude, you either love it or hate it. I, personally, love this movie. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you don't like it don't post these crappy reviews.
MrSalvation666 1 year ago
@MrSalvation666 you like it because....
hackensac 1 year ago
@MrSalvation666 Don't post your crappy comments. The whole point of there reviews are to tell people whether to go see something. And they said it was crap which it was. This was also to make there fans laugh.
Ihavealife100 1 year ago
@MrSalvation666 youve gotten alot of hate for that comment and for right reasons. No, not because you like the movie (that sux imo) but because you are a douche-fuck for not accepting others opinions, especially when its reviewers that are supposed to give their opinion and not serve the fan-boys as yourself so that we can decide to waste our time with a crappy film or keep looking for a better. You like Twilight, i accept that, but you are a fan-boy that dont accept others opinions so fuck off.
kikitzu33 1 year ago
@MrSalvation666 Wait so, just because this video review doesnt agree with you, means it should exist? Fuck you bitch.
xFIRERUSHx 7 months ago 4
LOL at the cross-eyes
SlientChaos 1 year ago
that means the original author of the twilight books is a shit writer
wdsa8d 1 year ago
at 3:54, I was like "I know it was soap opera!"
Keep on the fabulous hilarious work you guyz do :)
GroovyBratz247 1 year ago 3
Lol, I love these guys. <3
emselurniak 1 year ago
Two-ply lol, ok that was funny
KMSigler 1 year ago 5
Get the two-ply.
MishuTaste 1 year ago 7
I want to see a Blade/Twilight cross-over... liike, SERIOUSLY!
aquapendulum 1 year ago 8
@aquapendulum
HAHA!
Edward- "Bella, I don't want have sex with you. you see I'm actually..."
*Blade comes down and decapitates Edward and rapes Bella, then goes off to kill all the other homo vampires and werewolves as well*
...13 minutes after...
Blade- "fucking homo vampires!"
Someone should do that as a parody. Rather than that Vapires Suck bullshit!
urbangekko 1 year ago
@urbangekko And in case it doesn't work out, Buffy is always a favorite alternative.
aquapendulum 1 year ago
@urbangekko
there already is a blade twilight parody....search for the Blade Vs. Twilight video by barelypolitical
rencrow 1 year ago
LOL'd @ "I can't be with you cus I'm too sensitive and I'm risking our lives" . . . that sort of mentality is exactly what makes these movies so fuckin ultra mega lame, real vampires don't give a rats ass about that bullshit they'd just be all up in her sexy ass, bitin her and everything . . . and you KNOW she'd love it, chicks are all about bitin and gettin slayed in general. Edward Gullen = super pussy homo vampire
D119heavy 1 year ago
I want my 2hrs back
SuperNitpicker 1 year ago
We knew this was gonna be bad, but I HAD NO IDEA!!!
Nothing truer, Cyrus, nothing truer.
TF2Fan101 1 year ago 2
The books suck, so you really can't expect the movies to be great. They were shit!
TheUSRulz 1 year ago 2
This movie was better than the first
I actually liked this movie
I guess Im a fan of the whole franchise
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Wow.... Were they serious? If this ISN'T good... what is??
jazziscool123 1 year ago
@jazziscool123
most films in general.
rencrow 1 year ago 5
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I still like this movie more than the first.
harrymcfly56 1 year ago
this guys r funny.
Roger4313 1 year ago 87
she is at the grocery store getting toilet paper : "Get the......" PRICELESS, you guyz are awesome
raoulhery 1 year ago
@raoulhery HILARIOUS!
lafemmefidele 1 year ago
''Edward Gollum'' LMAO
odysseas8 1 year ago
-"Tune in next week when you'll hear Leon say..."
-"That was Some Ole Bullshit!!!"
clashrogers 1 year ago
COCKTEASE FROM HELL!!!
fROmTh3fUTURe 1 year ago
after the first one , i kinda wanted to see the second one, but i got terribly disappointed. the slow mo running and walking were laughable and the plot was horrible i was so embarrassed to watch this film.
DayDreamer1606 1 year ago
Yeah,just watch this back to back with Twilight the other day
I was giggling when they were fretting about Bella being immune to vampire powers
I was like,Yeah, she's pale for a human and immune to vampire powers?
If she can regenerate fast, is immune to the "Vampire kiss".,has super strength and has some instinctual combat skills she's a "slayer" like Buffy(not the Series one,the original Movie one))
Not the cheesiest of Vampire movies (that title goes to Buffy and maybe Fright Night)
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
@TheRealArchAngel wtf
DayDreamer1606 1 year ago
TEAM LESTAT
catwomanandharley 1 year ago
seriously Edward could get almost any chick why settle with this chick really this love triangle is shit
justianfox64 1 year ago
She was "interested" in him cause she thought he was repulsed by her in Biology class
He was "interested" in her cause he couldn't read her mind
Sometimes people confuse pondering over a stigma about a person as "love"...lol
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
A friend of mine bigged these books up no end, so I thought I would read the first one. I went in expecting JK Rowling style writing, a book that resonates with all age groups....how wrong was I. The first few chapters were painfully poorly written. Kids are not stupid, you don't have to dumb down for them. It felt like the book had been written by a child rather than an adult for kids. I couldn't read anymore than the begining chapters. It's no wonder the films are poorly written as well!!
TOVEYC1 1 year ago 78
@TOVEYC1
apparently they are cause this books are so popular amongst girl teens
DayDreamer1606 1 year ago
@TOVEYC1 you know a teen fad when you see one,i smelled it loooong before!!
MichaelBlue1990 1 year ago
@TOVEYC1 i am agreed with you!, the books are awefull.
kratos3821 1 year ago
@TOVEYC1 That's exactly how I felt!! I thought, "Oh what the hell I'll give it a shot."
I couldn't even get through half of the first book. So bad. My God, what an awful series.
DamianGarcia92 1 year ago 4
@TOVEYC1 Dude-it WAS written by a child! Stephanie was like, sixteen when she wrote it, and she didn't write it well. She isn't writing an original story, she's writing bad fanfiction and changing the names! It's totally an author fantasy fulfillment story, and it's pathetic. I've seen Inuyasha fanfictions written a thousand times better.
Nyghtshade409 1 year ago
blade..... we need u
blackhound90 1 year ago
@blackhound90
lmao! wats so amazing about blade? hes not even all vampire! just saying. but i think if blade and edward got in a fight, blade might win cus he has all these weird vampire killing stuff
b4iyell 1 year ago
@blackhound90 hell yeah..or Lycian from Underworld..hahah
Nomak020186 1 year ago
agreed samfisher170 where is blade kill these idiots
knightofhell7890 1 year ago
Lestat eats Edward for breakfast! Anne Rice is one of the best vampire authors. Carmilla, Nosferatu, Dracula, and Lestat are The anti-twilight league.
Learn from real vampires, Twilight doesn't have any vampires, they are just fairies. Stephenie Meyer needs to fap, she's a retard.
GothicHinata001 1 year ago
The amount of undue attention and praise this movie is getting, pisses me off. I was so mad when I watched the MTW movie Awards and Newmoon/eclipse (I don't know) beat Avatar in nearly every category. Each time they announced a new category and the nominees, I was like: "Oh, this is gonna be Avatar for SURE" and the host would go: "TWILIGHT!" And the actors and the media take this seriously, instead of acknowledging this as a fluke brought on by the misplaced obsession of barely teenage girls!
271207 1 year ago
@271207 MTW=Music tv is wack! I think this is a good premise, but the story is just terrible. MTV is officially dead now.
Pooky1991 1 year ago
@271207
but it is mtv, they are not going to get any better than that.
mtv, vma, choice kids awards , i mean cmon , it isnt the oscars, she "award shows" are just for money
DayDreamer1606 1 year ago
If Blade was there, everyone would be dead.
neon6 1 year ago
Blade?
He hunts a different type of Vampire
"Vampire" is actually a general classification for at least 6 type of parasitic humanoid
1) Edward and his family are "Cold Ones"(disease caused)
2) The Vampire That Blade hunts are "Hominus Notcura" humans infected with a disease that makes them sensitive to UV light, allergic to silver,super strong and fast,and have to eat blood to support hemoglobin ddefieciency
3) Raphael a reptilian "demon"/Alien that feeds on blood of it's victims
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
@TheRealArchAngel AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA zzzzzomfg
it's a different kind of vampire! sparkling vegetarian vampires are real to!
l4mp13 1 year ago
Nah, High urine concentration in the blood can lead to "glittering" on the skin
Maybe they should try drinking more water and taking a piss more?
The term "vegetarian" is funny as animals aren't Vegetables
And the "high" of eating human blood is the "conscious fear" adrenaline rush you can't get in animals (who have a instinctual adrenaline rush only when needed)
Personally, I think "Bella" would stink,not "smell good"...lol (less she has some kind of hormonal imbalance they find "tasty")
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
@TheRealArchAngel lol I meant that you should stop talking about vampires like they are real
l4mp13 1 year ago
Real?
Who said vampires are real?
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
@TheRealArchAngel well looking at the amount of research you did on them you take them pretty serious :P
l4mp13 1 year ago
4) Humans with a certain Metabolic disease that makes them sensitive to light, pale unless they eat read meat and usually have what is mistaken for diabetes,high blood pressure,and hypertension...they also may "sweat glitter" if there is to much Urine in their system
5) Lilliths, "Demon"/Alien that sucks blood of human men she temps that also likes to steal and eat babies (supposedly what Adam's first wife was in original Garden of Eve Story)
6) WereBat(vampire) Would more likley suck cow blood
TheRealArchAngel 1 year ago
ok we should get together blade,vanhelsing and the chick from underworld and kick these 'vampires' asses!
zzdre 1 year ago
New moon is some ol bull shit all the way
laurenceroberts1 1 year ago
Actually, they are technically 'Shape Shifters.' not Werewolves. xD
But they were too low budget I guess? To add that into the movie.
Venomousxlovex 1 year ago
Want some cool vampire movies, try these: Near Dark, Vamp (1986), The Hunger, Lifeforce (vampires from space instead of the grave), Thirst, Let The Right One In, Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Fright Night 1 & 2, Planet of the Vampires (More space vampires), Daybreakers, Nosferatu (Any), Dracula (Any) etc.
Rent these and you'll thank me, anyone seen those?
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
@bubbajimmy8
What if vampires are aliens instead of the undead? what do you think of that idea? it's been used in Vampirella comics.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
@Johnlindsey289 I like regular vampire stories , it seems to me some people do not know what that is anymore , if you have ever seen the silent film Nosferatu (1922) you would know what I am talking about
bubbajimmy8 1 year ago
@bubbajimmy8
Ever seen Lifeforce? it has unconventional vampires from space instead of the undead ones, these vampire aliens are the ancestors to the vampires of legend when they came to Earth eons ago. These alien vampires have no fangs and don't suck blood but energy/lifeforce instead of blood, it's a reinvention of vampire lore on film and Patrick Stewart stars in it.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
@Johnlindsey289 No and it doesn't sound like it is very popular , so hearing about it and seeing it everywhere is a big difference , that is what twilight does and not only that ruins the genre. And I am the worst person in the world for hating it apparently.
I stick with classic vampires
bubbajimmy8 1 year ago
@bubbajimmy8
Why not try other kinds of vampires instead of the same boring stereotypes? watch Lifeforce please if you want something different for once. It's an underground cult classic man for it's exceptional portrayal of different vampires and saying that vampires are from space, you won't be disappointed and be suprised. Also watch The Hunger with David Bowie and Susan Surandon, another great cult classic of unique vampires that aren't like classic vampire stereotypes.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
@ninjawraith17
What if Severen from Near Dark met Edward?
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
@xXSweeneyLovettXx
Anne Rice made vampires gay too!
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
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Wheres Blade when u need him?
RATMRULES420 1 year ago
Agreed!
MuthaFucknC 1 year ago
i saw some of this film. and i hated all the characters. they just breathed on each other and were nervous.
drifter402 1 year ago
My Ratings: 1: Very Low Rental 2: F**K You 3. Rental (but it still sucks)
hackensac 1 year ago
Seriously Ladies, What is the Appeal of these Movies. I've Seen all 3 and the stories still gone nowhere. C'mon after 6+ Hours the Story is still Dull.
You could've taken about 30 minutes out of this movie and have a better movie.
Twilight------- Strong Rental
New Moon--- "Low" F**k This Movie
Eclipse------- "High" Some Ole Bull****!
AmericaJustin 1 year ago
Agreed.
klg356 1 year ago
normal vampires (boy does that sound like an oxymoron or what?) are mythological pimps lol maybe I'm wrong but these glitter-skin pixie hollow rejects are insulting the vampire name by abstaining and not using their powers manipulating people into not putting up a fight when the vampires try to drink their blood
SSdetectiveagency 1 year ago
im 14 and i hate this wtf are you talking about
cutelilldeadgirl 1 year ago
@cutelilldeadgirl well ur like the only 14 year old girl thats not retarded. Thank god u arent all useless
LilDtherapper 1 year ago
read the books youll think difrent
purplesunset100 1 year ago
@purplesunset100 the books suck worse. They spend 90% of it describing how amazing and beautiful edward is, and when theyre not doing that they're expressing redundant and repetative thoughts of a really flat lead character who is really just uninteresting. Coming from an actual author, Twilight sucks
LilDtherapper 1 year ago
@LilDtherapper I agree. The movies, SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH, did some justice to the books because you're NOT reading SMeyer's horrible writing, and you're NOT listening to Bella's whiny thoughts 24/7. The movies still god awful, but at least they're somewhat bearable without Bella's sucky thinking process.
gldnrtrvr2004 1 year ago
why is roberts belly button hairy!? didn't the producers think about the belly button hair when they were shooting that reveal scene with the leader vampires cause its not sexy or appealing in my opinion atleast
TheFicwriter1994 1 year ago
Twlight New Moon
It should have been called Twilight: Shirtless and Shitty
TheRegart 1 year ago
bestiality or necrophelia....hmm
1337Flyboy 1 year ago