HAHA U Guys got it all wrong! The Lord have mercy on u all. The Creator of the Universe is My Father y wouldn't my Father want to give me shopping advice. HaHa John 10:27 My sheep hear my voice they know me and they follow me.Ha ha thanks for strengthening my faith. Because I saw this video I know God is telling me to get ready for some more encounters with his voice. Thanks a whole lot. Google up Rhema word. Don't playa hate ask appreciate and He will speak to u. I pray for u all In Jesus Name
Iran doesn't recognize Israel and they damn sure do exist, The US refused to recognize Gaddafi' (When he first came into power in the 70s) and they recognized him so much they had to get him out of power. God Exist without ur belief my friends.
Continued - and of course if you read on down, in verse John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
So when we read the Word of God, he speaks to us through the message of his word, revealed in the word of God. These people hearing audible voices need to make an appointment with a Physiatrist for some help, or quit lying about what they really heard, or didn't hear! ~ Lee
Continued - Now the scripture I was referring to that say God no longer speaks to us in an Audible voice is found in Hebrews 1:1-2 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;
His Son (Jesus) is also called the word in John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
@childofconvenant - It's not that You won't answer me, it because you Can't answer me, and refute what I've stated, if you are to stay inside proper interpretational guidelines of the scriptures, and you know it. God's Word is truth, and the ONLY way to tell with error, it is state the Truth, and the Bible says in John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
Don't you wnat to be free from your doubt, and despair, and the bitterness? You can be if you obey!
@mykidsdad36 I just did answer you my friend, u said Hebrews 1:1 and i replied u with a later scripture Hebrews 3:7 - Wherefore (as the Holy Ghost saith) to day if ye will hear HIS VOICE do not harden ur hearts.. what else more should i give u more u need more. My friend studying the word of God without the spirit makes it hard and legalistic, study the word with an open heart and with the spirit. Be sincere about it Lord is dis true, do u really speak? It takes humility to admit u were wrong.
@childofconvenant - As I have listed earlier, the scriptures say that God now speaks to us through The Word of God, (Heb. 1:2) Jesus is the Word made flesh (John 1:14) - God promised to preserve his word unto all generations (Psalms 100:5 For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.) if he preserved his words in written form, and he did - then we have the truths of God and therefore all his revelation, in the AV 1611 KJV Bible! Continue -
@childofconvenant - Continued - So God speaks to us through the truths of his words, and he reveals those truths through his Spirit, Only to thoise who are his children, but not in an audiable voice, but rather through understanding and obedience to his word - Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God. Once again, I do believe that God uses both the Holy Spirit and His Word to direct his children, BUT NOT ONE SCRIPTURE INDICATES HE DOES TODAY - VERBALLY!
As a Theist (Christian) I find what many of these people in the video are saying both embarrassing and incorrect. God clearly states in the scriptures, that he no longer speaks to men in an audioable voice, like he once did in the past, unto the Jews and his prophets. The reason for this is that he alwas lead Israel and the Jewish people through manifestations of signs and wonders, etc.. But now he leads us through the messages or instructions found in his word (The Holy Bible) Continue -
I went to the Niagra falls once. And I went on one of those boats that bring you up close to the falls and the mist. I put on my Poncho and we got up close and I could have sword I heard a voice talk to me...Well anyway it went like this
@pythor2 I've only seen Niagra Falls from up top on the observation decks where there aren't any voices. Darn, I feel cheated. No wonder I've been living without fear all this time. ;-)
I'm pretty sure "God" most often speaks with a hick accent. And when he speaks to a homophobe, he's homophobic..and when he speaks to an ignorant creationist, he's an ignorant creationist too. He will never have any new, "magic" information for any of them, hehe.. He's such a cheap, old man..he built the universe, but he can't even teach a retarded creationist anything the retard doesn't already know..? Haha! : )
even more staggering: her xian friends who where present when she told about it didnt think at all that that lady needs some phsychological help. they all congratulated her to her fantastic relationship to god.
i met a lady who claims to get visits from god in a human shape. first he appeared on her bedside and woke her up in the middle of the night. she was afraid, but, you know, he said she mustnt be. since then he visits her frequently. they often walk on streets or sit in the park together and so on, chatting all the time. first it was odd for her, coz, strangly, all the other people couldnt see or hear god. but she god use to it and now doesnt care about those people anymore. cont.
It reminds me of some graffiti in Dead Space which said "No God, Know Fear; Know God, No Fear".
Interestingly, this is clearly in direct opposition to "You will learn to fear me", but it is also in direct opposition to "Know God, Know Fear; No God, No Fear" - the latter of which is a good thing. So maybe the guy at the end had a point, even if he didn't think he did... 4:39 lol
It sounds like they're hearing their own mental monologues. That's them using what little thinking skills they have to make decisions in their everyday life. That's nothing special. ANYBODY can do that.
I'm also reminded of videos by QualiaSoup, in particular the one about open mindedness.
Hearing a voice and declaring "I heard God" is the same as seeing an object in the sky you can't identify and saying "I saw a spacecraft from Venus". Where did these extra details come from?
The frustrating part is that they confuse the OBSERVATION with their personal CONCLUSION about it. And then they declare that they "observed their conclusion", IE "I saw a spacecraft from Venus" or "I heard God".
The last one sounded like sleep paralysis. I wonder if he was asleep at the time. You often hear a rushing sound or buzzing, and voices, and they're almost always negative or threatening. As soon as he said God sounds like "Niagra Falls" my mind jumped to my own experiences with sleep paralysis.
It's also interesting how there's no logicical analysis. They act like tribal nomads trying to interpret lighting, disease, or dreams, but jumping right away to conclusions, and stating them as fact. :(
I'll try to explain, Gods voice sounds like thunder. when we speak our vocal cords vibrate and when thunder makes sound it also vibrates and makes sound. It is like the crackling sound of the thunder when he chooses to speak in that way it is like his vocal cords. Okay your thoughts might be thinking of loud quick stricking thunder but it is more like light continouse rumbling sound. But when it accurs that God speaks in this way it want be seen in the skys, Only heard and felt from above you.
Hey, it's when the voices tell you to lob off body parts when you should worry, lol. My mother has heard the voice of god many times. I keep a close eye on her around kitchen utensils.
For about 2000 years Christians have been saying such things. It still hasn't happened. And it is not a big surprise since there is zero evidence to support the belief that it ever will.
"it will happen in a few years" ... because you say so? Countless Christians have been making such claims for thousands of years and their predictions have failed every time. But your prediction is somehow different? Care to explain?
I see that you have no explanation. I expected as much. What is your evidence that "the anti-Christ is already here?" Also there is a serious logic fail in arguments such as: "If Xenu didn't exists people wouldn't be trying to prove Scientology wrong." "If Islam is not the true religion, then why are people trying to dispute it?" And blah, blah, blah ...
hmm have you heard of maitreya yet>? maitreya the world teacher? He is the anti christ. He is the only one that has ever called himself the God of all religions and has actually done miracles, and predictions that actualy happened. He has made ponds of water that heals people. If you dont believe me look it up.
"has actually done miracles" you don't say? So, have you heard about Boobooblahblah? He's doing all kinds of miracles 'n stuff. He has made sandboxes that give people eternal youth. Really.
@evolving2leech People have been claiming to be the maitreya for 12,000 years including L. Ron Hubbard. I've seen Uri Geller make predictions and perform "miracles" and James Randi does them better and explains how the trick is done.
Once again, people of every generation have claimed it to be the end time. What makes you so sure that you are correct on this matter, at this time?
It sure seems to me a waste of one's life to worry about such things.
@evolving2leech Because they are hugely entertaining, and at the same time extremely sad that there are actually ignorant people that believe this crap.
Now, back to the question that Ozmoroid and I have asked. What makes you so sure that the end times are here?
@evolving2leech Maitreya did not do any real miracles as of yet, nor has he ever made a pond of water that has healing capabilities. And you've actually yet to answer any of Ozmoroid's 'explain for me...' questions. And like Ozmoroid said, everything, all Religions. Say "if said Religions God doesn't exist, you wouldn't be trying to disprove it." - Everything will fight as X and Y for eternity, neither being able to prove the other wrong.
I wonder if Monday Martin will be that happy once he calms down and starts to decipher the meaning of his personal message from God. "you will learn to fear me."
At 4:04, I think what god actually said was 'and his name will be Tard' as short for retard. God never talks to people 'cos he actually sounds just like Pee-Wee Herman.
Frank - well I'm glad that it wasn't the audible voice of God saying I should be one-starred! That would be scary. Although, it could be worse - I could be struck by lightening ('course in that case I'd tend to think it was Zeus who was responsible and not Yahweh). 8^)
So.... God doesn't think we need forward knowledge of upcoming natural disasters, but that guy believes God would come down and help him out on saving money?
What a load of shit the people in this video believe.
I'd never heard of the Blue Beam Project, so I googled. I love the paranoid conclusions of delusion especially when it comes to the "End Times", the "Antichrist", and "Prophecy". It becomes more and more clear that religious fundementalism is a 'mass' mental disorder, (so to speak).
Hahahaha!!!! I love the guy in the pink shirt's. God is his personal shopping assistant! Hold on a second Haiti! I gotta help this douchebag save some money and tell him not to buy that case!!
Last time I heard voices that didn't have a discernable source, I had drank a pint of vodka and was suffering alcohol poisoning. If you're hearing voices, I suggest you do what I did: seek emergency medical attention.
The voice of God to me is, conviction from what most call their inner voice. Have you ever had something like a song stuck in your head for no reason? Or your brain gets stuck on one thing and you can't seem to think about anything else but that one thing, that's it to me.
If these folks talked about their "inner voice" it would be reasonable. "A little voice in me said not to buy that case." It's when people claim that it's the voice of God that it gets silly.
If there really was a God... and he was a loving God... he'd probably model his voice on Ozmoroid's. Really, you have the most pleasantly soothing voice I've ever heard. It's akin to being swept up in a big heated blanket full of marshmallows and fluffy rainbows. Adopt me?
God sounds like Jim Morrison shouting 'When I was back there in dromedary school, there was a person there who put forward the proposition that you can petition the Lord with prayer'.
Probably. Okay, he says Seminary, but I prefer Dromedary.
People imagining things they want to believe, while not necessarily crazy, is still very childish. I think everyone should reconsider before labelling them as bi-polar. If they all were, I'm sure a lot of people would have been hurt because of them and they wouldn't be free to tell you about these voices they imagine.
LOL! Is that it? "You're wrong!". Is that all you've got by way of a comeback? That may work on a creationist, but those of us with the ability to think (you know, those who are free to concentrate without God distracting us) need a liiiiiiittle more convincing.
What, if I said you were full of shit, you'd say I was right? If I was looking for a fight, I guess I could have come up with something better, but fighting with the unGodly isn't my thing. God doesn't distract me, comments from butt heads like you distract me :) My ability to think is just fine, I was just answering a question about God's voice, you're not convinced so-k by me!
You essentially DID say I was full of it with your "you're wrong!" rebuttal, hence my mirth filled reply.
I'm not looking for any fights either, but if you reply to me with a statement which opposes my opinion - a view which is merely down to earth, sane and rational - yet you elect not to back it up with some incredible evidence to the contrary then don't be surprised if I laugh and make fun of how ludicrous it sounds. There is no malice, just pity.
First off, I don't need your pity, and I as well laugh at your childish comments and how ludicrous you sound. I gave a down to earth, sane and rational answer to the question, and that's more then likely why you hate my explanation of God's voice, it's more understandable! Have fun living with your nothingness!
You in no way hurt my feelings by talking down to me, you prove scripture is true...Your path walk it :)
I know, I find it highly amusing too, FreindlyRanger. :-)
As for ole Reduntantmouth: You DO need my pity, whether you see it or not. You can laugh all you like too, all that proves is that you are mad as well as dumb.
What have I said that's ludicrous? You are the one defending nutters who hear God talking to them for crying out loud!!! Just stop for a second and consider the monumental nature of your claim. It's staggering, both in its boldness and it's absurdity.
Also, your so called 'rational answer' was countered perfectly by Ozmoroid who pointed out that the voice you are talking about is known as - get this - thinking! I suppose it so rarely happens to you that when a thought DOES arise, you ascribe it to God, but for most of us who aren't burdened by your decidedly-unproven-scripture-addled minds, thinking is not that uncommon!
As for 'living with nothingness', it is the fear of that nothingness which created your fairytale in the first place.
Only in relation to religion does hearing voices not equate to fucking totally bat-shit crazy...Only one of the special treatments these fucking mentally disabled fucktards enjoy because of age-old sand people myths..
If someone claimed to be hearing the voices of E.T.s they would be dismissed as crazy by fundamentalist Christians. The funny thing is that the E.T. claim is more believable (just barely) than the God claim.
i remember working in a nursing home, lot of the schizophrenic and delusional old folks hear the voice of god all the time, along with the invisible chuck, and sam.
Although I haven't read anything Lovecraft yet, for some reason what the guy @4:30 describes sounds like Cthulu. Do I have my impression right, or is it something totally different?
The voice of God will send a chill down your spine, which will then settle deep within the scrotum, causing the hank of unbraided hair on the tip of your penis to SPRING FORTH! And the nipples on your ass will stand erect with fear!
Sorry, it's an obscure "Mr. Show" reference, but it seemed to be fitting.
So god sounds like a bunch of white noise. that means you hear god everytime you plug in the audio cable to your guitar with the amp turned on. Or like Tommy Chong witnessed, simply play this video 2.34 times faster
@im4everskilled, I don't think it's about making fun of them. It's about making them have a sliver of accountability on their ridiculous claims of God literally, audibly talking to them.
It has to be the US side. Afterall, it was our forefathers who wrote The Constitution, establishing this great Christian nation. Didn't you learn anything in school? Maybe you better watch more Sarah Palin. She will set you straight.
I can only hope that was satire. If not then I thank you because I feel stupider for having read your comment. I express great interest in becoming stupider if only to stop the pain of having to think and reasonably-question that which I might have a conflict with.
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, yesterday, when the voice of God surrounded me and told me to find this video and to write the words above. It was amazing, God sounded just like Glenn Beck.
I usually enjoy most videos about science vs religion, but this was just... making fun of people. This is not debating, this is just making fun of people who believe in something we don't.
im4 - you have a bit of a point and I thought about that before posting this vid. On further thought I concluded that this vid makes fun of a SILLY BELIEF. I'm not making fun of anyone's appearance, accent or other personal characteristics. I'm poking fun at the claim that God personally talked to these folks, a claim that these people are broadcasting for all to hear. I think sarcasm is an appropriate response.
I heard the Voice of Niagara Falls thundering me to give you five stars. So I did, for I have lorned (or is that lowned?) that you make wonderful videos, Owsmowoid.
Ever notice people that call themselves soldiers of God,eerily give the impression of the Bin Laden,Saddam Hussein,Waco and other groups like that.
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Hebrew 3:7 - Wherefore (As the Holy Ghost saith To day if ye will hear his voice Harden not your heart... thats for MY Kidsdad36.
Father forgive them for they know not what they talk about. In Jesus Name.
God have mercy on y'all I pray he open ur eyes as he did mine.
childofconvenant 2 months ago
HAHA U Guys got it all wrong! The Lord have mercy on u all. The Creator of the Universe is My Father y wouldn't my Father want to give me shopping advice. HaHa John 10:27 My sheep hear my voice they know me and they follow me.Ha ha thanks for strengthening my faith. Because I saw this video I know God is telling me to get ready for some more encounters with his voice. Thanks a whole lot. Google up Rhema word. Don't playa hate ask appreciate and He will speak to u. I pray for u all In Jesus Name
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childofconvenant 2 months ago
Iran doesn't recognize Israel and they damn sure do exist, The US refused to recognize Gaddafi' (When he first came into power in the 70s) and they recognized him so much they had to get him out of power. God Exist without ur belief my friends.
childofconvenant 2 months ago
YOOUOUOU WILLLULULUL LELELEAANRNNN TOTOTOOOO FEEARARRRAR MEMEMEMEMEMAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
proofandevidence 3 months ago
3:10 the weapons they are using is knowledge XD
1zacster 5 months ago
I would shit my pants if i heard something like that!
DXR13KE 6 months ago
Don't tyrants use fear to rule over their subjects?
Relativisticism 6 months ago
That guy @ 4:00 I bet had Mom and Dad save the World playing the background. All Hail Emperor Tod Spango!!!!
tobbishop 8 months ago
God sounds like Morgan Freeman! DUH!
GermanChocolateCake 10 months ago
Great! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
DeSwiss 11 months ago
Continued - and of course if you read on down, in verse John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
So when we read the Word of God, he speaks to us through the message of his word, revealed in the word of God. These people hearing audible voices need to make an appointment with a Physiatrist for some help, or quit lying about what they really heard, or didn't hear! ~ Lee
mykidsdad36 11 months ago
Continued - Now the scripture I was referring to that say God no longer speaks to us in an Audible voice is found in Hebrews 1:1-2 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;
His Son (Jesus) is also called the word in John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
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childofconvenant 2 months ago
@childofconvenant - It's not that You won't answer me, it because you Can't answer me, and refute what I've stated, if you are to stay inside proper interpretational guidelines of the scriptures, and you know it. God's Word is truth, and the ONLY way to tell with error, it is state the Truth, and the Bible says in John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
Don't you wnat to be free from your doubt, and despair, and the bitterness? You can be if you obey!
mykidsdad36 2 months ago
@mykidsdad36 I just did answer you my friend, u said Hebrews 1:1 and i replied u with a later scripture Hebrews 3:7 - Wherefore (as the Holy Ghost saith) to day if ye will hear HIS VOICE do not harden ur hearts.. what else more should i give u more u need more. My friend studying the word of God without the spirit makes it hard and legalistic, study the word with an open heart and with the spirit. Be sincere about it Lord is dis true, do u really speak? It takes humility to admit u were wrong.
childofconvenant 2 months ago
@childofconvenant - As I have listed earlier, the scriptures say that God now speaks to us through The Word of God, (Heb. 1:2) Jesus is the Word made flesh (John 1:14) - God promised to preserve his word unto all generations (Psalms 100:5 For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.) if he preserved his words in written form, and he did - then we have the truths of God and therefore all his revelation, in the AV 1611 KJV Bible! Continue -
mykidsdad36 2 months ago
@childofconvenant - Continued - So God speaks to us through the truths of his words, and he reveals those truths through his Spirit, Only to thoise who are his children, but not in an audiable voice, but rather through understanding and obedience to his word - Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God. Once again, I do believe that God uses both the Holy Spirit and His Word to direct his children, BUT NOT ONE SCRIPTURE INDICATES HE DOES TODAY - VERBALLY!
mykidsdad36 2 months ago
As a Theist (Christian) I find what many of these people in the video are saying both embarrassing and incorrect. God clearly states in the scriptures, that he no longer speaks to men in an audioable voice, like he once did in the past, unto the Jews and his prophets. The reason for this is that he alwas lead Israel and the Jewish people through manifestations of signs and wonders, etc.. But now he leads us through the messages or instructions found in his word (The Holy Bible) Continue -
mykidsdad36 11 months ago
It is kind of weird...
I went to the Niagra falls once. And I went on one of those boats that bring you up close to the falls and the mist. I put on my Poncho and we got up close and I could have sword I heard a voice talk to me...Well anyway it went like this
Me: HELLO WATERFALL :D
Niagra: JOO WEEL LEERN TEW FEER MEEHHHHHHHHH
Me: :O
pythor2 1 year ago
@pythor2 I've only seen Niagra Falls from up top on the observation decks where there aren't any voices. Darn, I feel cheated. No wonder I've been living without fear all this time. ;-)
ozmoroid 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure "God" most often speaks with a hick accent. And when he speaks to a homophobe, he's homophobic..and when he speaks to an ignorant creationist, he's an ignorant creationist too. He will never have any new, "magic" information for any of them, hehe.. He's such a cheap, old man..he built the universe, but he can't even teach a retarded creationist anything the retard doesn't already know..? Haha! : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
If you wear tinfoil around your head it improves your reception to god
disillusionme 1 year ago
Wow this is ridiculous
Everyone who is reasonable and rational KNOWS God sounds like Morgan Freeman
cmon people
Rivoluzzjoni 1 year ago
YOOOOUUU WILLLL LEAARRRN TO FEEEAARRR MEEEE!!!
Daruqe 1 year ago
cont.
even more staggering: her xian friends who where present when she told about it didnt think at all that that lady needs some phsychological help. they all congratulated her to her fantastic relationship to god.
theheinzification 1 year ago
i met a lady who claims to get visits from god in a human shape. first he appeared on her bedside and woke her up in the middle of the night. she was afraid, but, you know, he said she mustnt be. since then he visits her frequently. they often walk on streets or sit in the park together and so on, chatting all the time. first it was odd for her, coz, strangly, all the other people couldnt see or hear god. but she god use to it and now doesnt care about those people anymore. cont.
theheinzification 1 year ago
This is just one of the funniest vids on youtube! Good work, ozmoroid!
glyderau 1 year ago
It reminds me of some graffiti in Dead Space which said "No God, Know Fear; Know God, No Fear".
Interestingly, this is clearly in direct opposition to "You will learn to fear me", but it is also in direct opposition to "Know God, Know Fear; No God, No Fear" - the latter of which is a good thing. So maybe the guy at the end had a point, even if he didn't think he did... 4:39 lol
LyriMetacurl 1 year ago
@LyriMetacurl Excellent point.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
This guy yaks with God all the time...July 1st... something is coming. SIRENS!
Oh, never mind. It was a year ago. Probably over now.
watch?v=_J6JyGgKD0Q
OptimisticCynic715 1 year ago
I read that Marshall Applewhite heard some voices. Didn't Son of Sam hear some voices? Woof!
OptimisticCynic715 1 year ago
"You will learn to fear me"... hey, that sounds like Sauron from The Lord Of The Rings movies!
CarpetShark2010 1 year ago
"You will learn to fear me!" Sounds like an abusive parent or dictator.
bdobbsthepipe 1 year ago
@bdobbsthepipe The whole "fear of God" concept is revolting to me. What kind of a being wants to be feared?
ozmoroid 1 year ago
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The kind of being who can't comprehend love. A psychopath in other words. Fits Jehovah to a tee.
bdobbsthepipe 1 year ago
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What kind of being wants to be feared. One that doesn't understand love.
bdobbsthepipe 1 year ago
@ozmoroid An insecure one.
slicingwater 1 year ago
It sounds like they're hearing their own mental monologues. That's them using what little thinking skills they have to make decisions in their everyday life. That's nothing special. ANYBODY can do that.
gir908922 1 year ago
I'm also reminded of videos by QualiaSoup, in particular the one about open mindedness.
Hearing a voice and declaring "I heard God" is the same as seeing an object in the sky you can't identify and saying "I saw a spacecraft from Venus". Where did these extra details come from?
The frustrating part is that they confuse the OBSERVATION with their personal CONCLUSION about it. And then they declare that they "observed their conclusion", IE "I saw a spacecraft from Venus" or "I heard God".
Flyborg 1 year ago
The last one sounded like sleep paralysis. I wonder if he was asleep at the time. You often hear a rushing sound or buzzing, and voices, and they're almost always negative or threatening. As soon as he said God sounds like "Niagra Falls" my mind jumped to my own experiences with sleep paralysis.
It's also interesting how there's no logicical analysis. They act like tribal nomads trying to interpret lighting, disease, or dreams, but jumping right away to conclusions, and stating them as fact. :(
Flyborg 1 year ago
I'll try to explain, Gods voice sounds like thunder. when we speak our vocal cords vibrate and when thunder makes sound it also vibrates and makes sound. It is like the crackling sound of the thunder when he chooses to speak in that way it is like his vocal cords. Okay your thoughts might be thinking of loud quick stricking thunder but it is more like light continouse rumbling sound. But when it accurs that God speaks in this way it want be seen in the skys, Only heard and felt from above you.
CrayLuv 1 year ago
Hey, it's when the voices tell you to lob off body parts when you should worry, lol. My mother has heard the voice of god many times. I keep a close eye on her around kitchen utensils.
skywize 1 year ago
these people need immediate hospitalization with psychiatric treatment. Schizophrenia is a serious condition
kolista 1 year ago
The voice of God just told me he isn't real. I'm so confused. :(
nihlify 1 year ago
wow you're cool... Well I really hope you get saved cuz you WILL meet the true God pretty soon, I give it about 7 years the most
God bless
evolving2leech 1 year ago
For about 2000 years Christians have been saying such things. It still hasn't happened. And it is not a big surprise since there is zero evidence to support the belief that it ever will.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
Dont worry it will happen in a few years
evolving2leech 1 year ago
"it will happen in a few years" ... because you say so? Countless Christians have been making such claims for thousands of years and their predictions have failed every time. But your prediction is somehow different? Care to explain?
ozmoroid 1 year ago
ok?? so if God really didnt exist you wouldnt be trying to prove Christians wrong. And yeah the anti christ is already here and the beggining is here
evolving2leech 1 year ago
I see that you have no explanation. I expected as much. What is your evidence that "the anti-Christ is already here?" Also there is a serious logic fail in arguments such as: "If Xenu didn't exists people wouldn't be trying to prove Scientology wrong." "If Islam is not the true religion, then why are people trying to dispute it?" And blah, blah, blah ...
ozmoroid 1 year ago
hmm have you heard of maitreya yet>? maitreya the world teacher? He is the anti christ. He is the only one that has ever called himself the God of all religions and has actually done miracles, and predictions that actualy happened. He has made ponds of water that heals people. If you dont believe me look it up.
evolving2leech 1 year ago
"has actually done miracles" you don't say? So, have you heard about Boobooblahblah? He's doing all kinds of miracles 'n stuff. He has made sandboxes that give people eternal youth. Really.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
@evolving2leech People have been claiming to be the maitreya for 12,000 years including L. Ron Hubbard. I've seen Uri Geller make predictions and perform "miracles" and James Randi does them better and explains how the trick is done.
Once again, people of every generation have claimed it to be the end time. What makes you so sure that you are correct on this matter, at this time?
It sure seems to me a waste of one's life to worry about such things.
ATCFDrummer 1 year ago
@ATCFDrummer if It's such a waste of life, then why are you looking up videos like these?
evolving2leech 1 year ago
@evolving2leech Because they are hugely entertaining, and at the same time extremely sad that there are actually ignorant people that believe this crap.
Now, back to the question that Ozmoroid and I have asked. What makes you so sure that the end times are here?
ATCFDrummer 1 year ago
@evolving2leech Maitreya did not do any real miracles as of yet, nor has he ever made a pond of water that has healing capabilities. And you've actually yet to answer any of Ozmoroid's 'explain for me...' questions. And like Ozmoroid said, everything, all Religions. Say "if said Religions God doesn't exist, you wouldn't be trying to disprove it." - Everything will fight as X and Y for eternity, neither being able to prove the other wrong.
TheBardDruid 1 year ago
I wonder if Monday Martin will be that happy once he calms down and starts to decipher the meaning of his personal message from God. "you will learn to fear me."
potatorchip 1 year ago
LOL.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
ithe people who hear the voice of god are probably suffering from schizophrenia
logicaxe 1 year ago
Ta
Owd
Now say it together.....
"TAOWD"
fonna 1 year ago
Thats not Andromeda that was the Milky Way Galaxy. I CRY FOUL!!
Seriously though...good video. Keep up the debunking and fraud calling.
BeingTheHuman 1 year ago
Lol ghostbusters reference. Kick ass! Keep up the good work.
donov25 1 year ago
is sounds like the stars are on our side
TheStarsAreOnOurSide 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure God sounds like that 'chocolate rain' guy.
Choc-lut rayneeee, the schoolbooks say it can't be on the streets!
Shavarnarak 1 year ago
my dog hears god saying 'you will learn to fear me' every time there is a thunderclap. He runs under the bed and hides.
I thinks it's about performing oral sex on himself.
fantasy0coach 1 year ago
At 4:04, I think what god actually said was 'and his name will be Tard' as short for retard. God never talks to people 'cos he actually sounds just like Pee-Wee Herman.
alien8ted 1 year ago
Love your vids Oz... Good stuff.
Stibsie 1 year ago
That's some craaazy peoples. I bet they all think they're perfectly sane as well.
CuriousMoth 1 year ago
@Franksvoice
I think you'll be sent straight to Islamic hell for being a cheat and a liar.
Tobsy1981 1 year ago
Monday Martin looks like he's getting his nut. Probably was thinking about some Jesus bung hole.
harpo10 1 year ago
Frank - well I'm glad that it wasn't the audible voice of God saying I should be one-starred! That would be scary. Although, it could be worse - I could be struck by lightening ('course in that case I'd tend to think it was Zeus who was responsible and not Yahweh). 8^)
ozmoroid 1 year ago
@FranksVoice
Hopefully this video will convince you of how illogical God belief is.
Dhorpatan 1 year ago
Thank you theists for giving us so many good laughs.
Atheistprimate 1 year ago
He he, that dude at 1:00 looks a bit like Tobey Maguire.
underpantssquirrel 1 year ago
Brilliant! Very funny.
mousegeek 1 year ago
So.... God doesn't think we need forward knowledge of upcoming natural disasters, but that guy believes God would come down and help him out on saving money?
What a load of shit the people in this video believe.
darkchiron 1 year ago
"Gee, God sounds like me." - yes. Always does.
RyuDarragh 1 year ago
I think that last guy might have been hearing freddy krueger. Don't fall asleep, soul patch!
wilfredthebold 1 year ago
Step 1 to rule the world: convince a majority of people that there is a God, and you need to listen intently for his voice.
Step 2 Place a speaker in every home
Step 3 Claim you are the voice of God
Step 4 Tell people to believe and buy all kinds of crazy shit
step 5 Get rich
Oh, wait... Somebody already thought of it, it's called the TV
CHAS1422 1 year ago
TV is the original Blue Beam Project!
ozmoroid 1 year ago
@ozmoroid:
LoL
I'd never heard of the Blue Beam Project, so I googled. I love the paranoid conclusions of delusion especially when it comes to the "End Times", the "Antichrist", and "Prophecy". It becomes more and more clear that religious fundementalism is a 'mass' mental disorder, (so to speak).
CHAS1422 1 year ago
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Laughing at the retards.
ahem.
pawnjp 1 year ago
@pawnjp I am ashamed and amused at the same time..
afroschlan 1 year ago
Stand back kids, the CRAZY people are in town. Psychiatric help required?
burkeyatm 1 year ago
I hear the voice of god right now! It is saying
"Yoouu need to geeet laid! "
I'm going to wake up my wife now.
Nice vid Oz!
pointmanzero 1 year ago
@ozmoroid
good video, 5 stars and favorite. Just last Saturday, I heard the voice of God; he/she was telling me that a sale was going on at Macys;)
thanks for the video!
Mike(bubbamickmac)
bubbamickmac 1 year ago
Hahahaha!!!! I love the guy in the pink shirt's. God is his personal shopping assistant! Hold on a second Haiti! I gotta help this douchebag save some money and tell him not to buy that case!!
ArranoGris 1 year ago
"you will interfere me"?
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@dangerouslytalented I believe is "You will learn to fear me"
cthulhex 1 year ago
Last time I heard voices that didn't have a discernable source, I had drank a pint of vodka and was suffering alcohol poisoning. If you're hearing voices, I suggest you do what I did: seek emergency medical attention.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago
Only a pint?
Lightweight.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
@FreindlyRanger Yeah, I know...I'm an embarassment to Finns everywhere...
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago
Wait a minute. You're Irish? Hell, *everyone* is a lightwight compared you.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago
Ha ha ha ha, you'd think that alright, in reality I'm rubbish at drinking/a cheap drunk.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
There are those that call me... Tawd.
ionz75 1 year ago
The voice of God to me is, conviction from what most call their inner voice. Have you ever had something like a song stuck in your head for no reason? Or your brain gets stuck on one thing and you can't seem to think about anything else but that one thing, that's it to me.
therepentantmouth 1 year ago
If these folks talked about their "inner voice" it would be reasonable. "A little voice in me said not to buy that case." It's when people claim that it's the voice of God that it gets silly.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
If there really was a God... and he was a loving God... he'd probably model his voice on Ozmoroid's. Really, you have the most pleasantly soothing voice I've ever heard. It's akin to being swept up in a big heated blanket full of marshmallows and fluffy rainbows. Adopt me?
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR MEEEEEEE
ozmoroid 1 year ago
God sounds like Jim Morrison shouting 'When I was back there in dromedary school, there was a person there who put forward the proposition that you can petition the Lord with prayer'.
Probably. Okay, he says Seminary, but I prefer Dromedary.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fucking brilliant.
YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR ME.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
That guy heard voices. Plural. VoiceSSSSSS.
ThisClownis2in1 1 year ago
People imagining things they want to believe, while not necessarily crazy, is still very childish. I think everyone should reconsider before labelling them as bi-polar. If they all were, I'm sure a lot of people would have been hurt because of them and they wouldn't be free to tell you about these voices they imagine.
quleughy 1 year ago
They're not all BiPolar, some of them are just full of shit. Most of them. Okay, probably all of them are full of shit.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
You're still letting them off too lightly with your use of the word 'probably'. They ARE full of shit. Period.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
@JesusCockInAllahAss
You're wrong!
therepentantmouth 1 year ago
LOL! Is that it? "You're wrong!". Is that all you've got by way of a comeback? That may work on a creationist, but those of us with the ability to think (you know, those who are free to concentrate without God distracting us) need a liiiiiiittle more convincing.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
@JesusCockInAllahAss
What, if I said you were full of shit, you'd say I was right? If I was looking for a fight, I guess I could have come up with something better, but fighting with the unGodly isn't my thing. God doesn't distract me, comments from butt heads like you distract me :) My ability to think is just fine, I was just answering a question about God's voice, you're not convinced so-k by me!
therepentantmouth 1 year ago
You essentially DID say I was full of it with your "you're wrong!" rebuttal, hence my mirth filled reply.
I'm not looking for any fights either, but if you reply to me with a statement which opposes my opinion - a view which is merely down to earth, sane and rational - yet you elect not to back it up with some incredible evidence to the contrary then don't be surprised if I laugh and make fun of how ludicrous it sounds. There is no malice, just pity.
Have fun talking to God, but ignore Allah!
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
@JesusCockInAllahAss
First off, I don't need your pity, and I as well laugh at your childish comments and how ludicrous you sound. I gave a down to earth, sane and rational answer to the question, and that's more then likely why you hate my explanation of God's voice, it's more understandable! Have fun living with your nothingness!
You in no way hurt my feelings by talking down to me, you prove scripture is true...Your path walk it :)
therepentantmouth 1 year ago
Ha ha ha ha, this @ thing is brilliant with replies, isn't it? I can' believe that guy types JesusCockInAllahAss everytime he replies to you.
There must be a commandment or something against that.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
I know, I find it highly amusing too, FreindlyRanger. :-)
As for ole Reduntantmouth: You DO need my pity, whether you see it or not. You can laugh all you like too, all that proves is that you are mad as well as dumb.
What have I said that's ludicrous? You are the one defending nutters who hear God talking to them for crying out loud!!! Just stop for a second and consider the monumental nature of your claim. It's staggering, both in its boldness and it's absurdity.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
Also, your so called 'rational answer' was countered perfectly by Ozmoroid who pointed out that the voice you are talking about is known as - get this - thinking! I suppose it so rarely happens to you that when a thought DOES arise, you ascribe it to God, but for most of us who aren't burdened by your decidedly-unproven-scripture-addled minds, thinking is not that uncommon!
As for 'living with nothingness', it is the fear of that nothingness which created your fairytale in the first place.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
@JesusCockInAllahAss
Lmfao@your name.
Vire70 1 year ago
Why wouldn't God just use telepathy?
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
George Burns? James Earl Jones maybe?
DiverforPort 1 year ago
Maybe PeeWee Herman. Or R2D2.
My preference is Yoda.
When Phil Lynott sings it sounds like God, or when Angus plays the Gibson SG. Or when Guy Garvey sings, that's probably it.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
your best video yet Oz, love it.
Stead3111 1 year ago
"You will learn to fear me" Didn't Adolf use that as a catch phrase?
alanstarkie2001 1 year ago
Only in relation to religion does hearing voices not equate to fucking totally bat-shit crazy...Only one of the special treatments these fucking mentally disabled fucktards enjoy because of age-old sand people myths..
FlightIsLife 1 year ago
If someone claimed to be hearing the voices of E.T.s they would be dismissed as crazy by fundamentalist Christians. The funny thing is that the E.T. claim is more believable (just barely) than the God claim.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
god is morgan freeman duh.
justinatorator 1 year ago
We all know that god speaks with a British accent.
REBMike1 1 year ago
Okay, that's it, I'm letting myself be transfered into a mental institution, because the people in there are more sane than those out here.
Schnittertm1 1 year ago
God is, in fact, Orson Welles, Liam Neeson and Barry White, all at the same time. We call this the Trinity.
Elitaper 1 year ago
i remember working in a nursing home, lot of the schizophrenic and delusional old folks hear the voice of god all the time, along with the invisible chuck, and sam.
whydid666 1 year ago
Although I haven't read anything Lovecraft yet, for some reason what the guy @4:30 describes sounds like Cthulu. Do I have my impression right, or is it something totally different?
Any Cthulu cultists here who can give me an idea?
Akatam0t0ma 1 year ago
I wish I had stock in the company that makes Abilify! lol
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
I hope God sounds like Liam Neeson. Best sounding deity ever.
TemplarLucas 1 year ago
The voice of God will send a chill down your spine, which will then settle deep within the scrotum, causing the hank of unbraided hair on the tip of your penis to SPRING FORTH! And the nipples on your ass will stand erect with fear!
Sorry, it's an obscure "Mr. Show" reference, but it seemed to be fitting.
theshredator 1 year ago
I'm off to look up Mr Show, cos it sounds fucking hilarious.
FreindlyRanger 1 year ago
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theshredator 1 year ago
tord or turd?
Mafiaaffe 1 year ago
hahaha great vid :)
mediumhoot 1 year ago
Damned fools! Everyone knows God sounds like Orson Welles!!!
JUMPINGJIMBRUNZEL 1 year ago
Here' s more proof that delusions build upon one another until the victim looses touch with reality. They call this being saved.
fywacia 1 year ago
Yeesh. People get ideas (on their own) and god gets the credit. People make good decisions (on their own) and god gets the credit. So frustrating.
triftenC 1 year ago
So god sounds like a bunch of white noise. that means you hear god everytime you plug in the audio cable to your guitar with the amp turned on. Or like Tommy Chong witnessed, simply play this video 2.34 times faster
watch?v=Wo135x0oXo8
pocoapoco2 1 year ago
I think it's "TALD".
ScottJanssen 1 year ago
Excuse my ignorance about the cast of Coocooland, but who his Todd (or Tawd)?
grebrim 1 year ago
I got a semi when dude's body got thundered.
blackguarding 1 year ago
to hear voices - not good, not good...
once upon a time a man heard voice from burning bush and look what a mess is now
74dorado 1 year ago
I didn't hear a voice, but "mental illness" came to mind the whole time watching this video.
realityseeker1984 1 year ago
God sounds like James Mason.
adrenacrumb 1 year ago
People will go to any length to keep those disability checks rolling in.
BrightStaroftheDawn 1 year ago
@im4everskilled, I don't think it's about making fun of them. It's about making them have a sliver of accountability on their ridiculous claims of God literally, audibly talking to them.
postalgbv 1 year ago
Fantastic video, by the way hahah
JacobHooper 1 year ago
These people should probably be locked up.
JacobHooper 1 year ago
5 stars and favorited. This is a terrific video! Keep up the good work.
juggaloryan3 1 year ago
Laughing to tears over here. This video was so funny, and so pwnful.
"TAWD"
TAAAAAWD"
XD!!
"You will learn to fear me!! RAWERR!!"
fonna 1 year ago
The voices just tell me to burn things....
albanothemadman 1 year ago
Wait, which Niagara Falls? The Canadian side or the American side?
That would make a lot of difference.
I guess I'll have to wait to hear god say "about" to be really sure.
PT109Boat 1 year ago
It has to be the US side. Afterall, it was our forefathers who wrote The Constitution, establishing this great Christian nation. Didn't you learn anything in school? Maybe you better watch more Sarah Palin. She will set you straight.
ATCFDrummer 1 year ago
I can only hope that was satire. If not then I thank you because I feel stupider for having read your comment. I express great interest in becoming stupider if only to stop the pain of having to think and reasonably-question that which I might have a conflict with.
Manoichan 1 year ago
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, yesterday, when the voice of God surrounded me and told me to find this video and to write the words above. It was amazing, God sounded just like Glenn Beck.
ATCFDrummer 1 year ago
I'm an atheist.
I usually enjoy most videos about science vs religion, but this was just... making fun of people. This is not debating, this is just making fun of people who believe in something we don't.
im4everskilled 1 year ago
True, and yet I pissed myself laughing, does that make a bad person or just someone with a sense of humor ?
Redshift21 1 year ago
Arent you being here a little bit unfair, im4everskilled?
Wrath0fKhan 1 year ago
im4 - you have a bit of a point and I thought about that before posting this vid. On further thought I concluded that this vid makes fun of a SILLY BELIEF. I'm not making fun of anyone's appearance, accent or other personal characteristics. I'm poking fun at the claim that God personally talked to these folks, a claim that these people are broadcasting for all to hear. I think sarcasm is an appropriate response.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
@ozmoroid I understand your video. I used to think that sometimes, god talked to me, but I was 9 years old.
I kind of knew it was my imagination and kept it to myself. I finally grew up and admitted that it was my imagination.
As an adult, I am accountable for my own decisions and feel good that I don't need to be validated to feel good about myself.
I think that people who believe they hear god have a child's mind that they defend, in order to hold onto their delusion.
truvelocity 1 year ago
fucking hilarious
jambimon 1 year ago
Loonies on parade!
FulltimeAtheist 1 year ago
So god saves you buying a case - but kills many in earthquakes!!!
T0X0PHILUS 1 year ago
Just what I was thinking!
cobol528 1 year ago
He works in mysterious ways, don't you know? ;-)
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
so god tell people not to buy stuff, but wont tell anyone the cure for cancer.....hummmmmm. my skeptic sences are tingling.................
smokingbob34 1 year ago
Im trembling in awe...
Wrath0fKhan 1 year ago
aahahaha Christian Bale ahahaaaa
upublic 1 year ago
I heard the Voice of Niagara Falls thundering me to give you five stars. So I did, for I have lorned (or is that lowned?) that you make wonderful videos, Owsmowoid.
AuntieDiluvian 1 year ago
From this day forward I wish to be know as TAOWD. Truly YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR MY VIDEOS.
ozmoroid 1 year ago
as you wish, almighty TAOWD!
atheistnarutofan 1 year ago
LOL...wait...are you serious? Taowd...taowd...you know it does kinda roll off the tongue... ;)
MasterOhSo 1 year ago
Ozmotaowd?
ozmoroid 1 year ago
I think you just might be onto something there.. ;)
MasterOhSo 1 year ago