If It Ain't Hell, They Ain't Happy - Catch Returns Tuesdays @ 9pm ET/PT on Discovery *

[WHERESAMERICAGOIN]

justcaught on to this show a couple yrs ago but im pumped for the new season

[flowerdrop1]

so we have to kill all these wonderful sea creatures so these drunk dudes can buy more beer?

[Thesmashedmelon]

wtf is that i was listenig escape the fate and then this shit came lmao -.-

[ahvipea3]

Slightly Stoopid - This Joint

thumbs up if this song brought u here :D and you are high as fuck :D

[LumbOfmyGOD]

can someone tell me which is the violin music?*.*

[cabomful]

fuck justin bieber that wannabe fuckt up copycat

[bonessanches22]

hiya sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

[noWatimsayin1]

Blake sucks, Justin should bee the Capt

[ScienceInNJ]

Alien life form found in New Jersey!! /watch?v=sNYUoSKf2YI

[ilSomli]

watch Joseph Prince on youtube! for knowing grace ppl

[edrey16]

i saw a flying rod in 000.. pls watch..

[edrey16]

i saw a flying rod in 000.. pls watch..

[dallasbagley]

I use to rent videos to Sig Hansen at Blockbuster here in Lynnwood, WA!

[aurinkotaika]

I really like this show. Looks dangerous!!!!  I've been on fishing boats off the coast of Finland (my home country), but it was not as scary as this. Cheers from Finland!

[Dreamzorz]

"Heads up on the bow, watch out hang on hang on!" *insert epicness here*

[spalmerism]

DUUUUUDE THIS SHOW IS FUCKING KICKASS!!!

[Cryce7]

Catching crabs never seems so epic.

[BC1Dan]

@Cryce7

I see what you did der

[allysaurus96]

@Cryce7 I get it!

[TheDudeFromVelocity]

I'm 100% sure I heard the line "If it ain't hell, They ain't happy" In a song. I spent alot of time searching for it .. PLZZ Someone has a clue ?

[fermixx]

So this is how Apu gets ice

[LederhosenJohnny80]

Looks like a job for me !

[felitothex]

JO

[a55a5in4ever]

Great Pormo video - anyone have any idea what is the name of the theme music in the background if so - plz let me know :) ty

[FuckinHateBieber666]

wtf,dude!?

i expected some ENTERESTING things when i first saw the title,not a fucking ''Deadliest fuck'' stuff!

[Hrko1992]

@FuckinHateBieber666 this has 4 million views....justin bieber has 300 million...watch his video and watch this and tell me which one deservers more views. LOL im so high

[Spartan168]

@Hrko1992 yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhahahah i just smoked a bowl in my basement im ripped right now. look up "rubber johnny" trippiest shit you'll ever see

[cmonconan]

@Spartan168 APHEX TWIN BABY GET USED TO FREAKY SHIT!!

[Rinkiarimo]

@Hrko1992 For god sakes! Why does everything with you has to do with Bieber?

[Rinkiarimo]

@Hrko1992 What does this has to do with Bieber,i mean unles he's a fisherman.

[chillmartijn]

@Hrko1992 people like you make little boys feelin famous



[NoNameTactical]

What's the name of the song?

[gerermeg]

@NoNameTactical John Luker - Musikvergnuegen

[mirobeats]

check my new beats while smoking your happy new year weed

[Blah3156]

Big Fucking Thank you usa for helping our asses in WW2!!

Now let's get back to deadliest catch please :)

[mangeunscio]

@theguyfromthatstate usa steal hawai fuck usa from canada ...... peace david 

[FilthyLampost]

@mangeunscio Actually, America bought that piece of land(Alaska) from the Russian tsar. And please, improve both your English and your knowledge so that it exceeds the average baboon before discussing subjects you do not yet understand.

[mangeunscio]

@FilthyLampost iam french my friend at least a try too write in english ........ ok for alaska what about hawai lol people who live there have been rip by american people usa steal that piece of land ;)

[laflugantabastardo]

@mangeunscio

> iam french my friend at least a try too write in english

Kudos for breaking the stereotype. ;-)

[runefan213]

if you guys kept doing this.. "speeches" you guys could end up a good politician..

So why are guys doing here debating one and each other.. Go and attend to be the goddamn president..

[Kiwicrasherz]

look at the rage between these 'countries' below. whats the point? america is a capitalistic rathole and the middle east is aterroristic rathole. europ is like the stupid spectator from the frontlines and china is the surpressing fellow. GUYS ITS THE WHOLE WORLD THAT IS ROTTEN COME ON.

[latinita182]

That massive fishing makes me mad! Unbalancing the ecosystems, its not supposed to be in such grand quantity..

And if they only thing they can think of are their paper money, then heck yes your jobs will be gone, when you catched all the fish around and there are no fish left!

..If there is a certain point where the world has gone wrong, is when industrialisation was found...

[Kiwicrasherz]

@latinita182 they dont catch fish. they catch crabs. and crabs populate very cuickly in those waters dude. and yeah i know the problem about the whole fishing thing but we cant do anything. if we try we end up in jail, get banned from your own country or just simply being ignored by the government

[Hrzki]

Best show on Discovery!

[1makes1]

"Discovery" channel is a joke - I mean:

What does following a crew of lobster fishing men for years have to do with discovering?

I'd rather call it something more logical as for instance: Lame channel or such?

[starrysurprise2]

omg

[EnlightenAwareness]

In my eyes America is like a bully who likes to start and get involved in conflicts even when he isnt supposed to be there. Then he tries to benefit from the situation not giving a shit about the other side and often blowing it up. Then we divide the people of the nation so we can further control and conquer them. But the mass serial killing is starting to slap us back. The whole fucking world hates us except our "parties" and for good reason. We just stole too much than we could handle

[SoSoChan09]

I 'member wen me 'n Billy Ray used to grabble up some 'dem fishies upstream.

[bowbow748]

ihate how they say this is the dages job there is  how many die 10 a year

soiders they should geta tv show not crab fishing

[tiemyhands18]

im high as fuck and im trpiin ballyo wat is di s?

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

jesus is not a god he is a prophet from the god from allah

enter my channel an watch the first vid

[OsirisRiseHorus]

@SADAXOFXISLAM Who...and How...Is he supposed to return?

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@OsirisRiseHorus

put your any question in my channel , please

[OsirisRiseHorus]

@SADAXOFXISLAM Who...is supposed to return then? Second, it seems to me, that no one really understands HOW he is supposed to return...Suggestions?

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@OsirisRiseHorus

he will return to kill the Antichrist

[kikthedaisy]

@SADAXOFXISLAM no one can take you seriously cuz yer beliefs are so contradicting its not even funny

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@kikthedaisy

give me one thing is funny in islam ? !

[Tyannalyn]

@SADAXOFXISLAM 1. it's annoying.

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@Tyannalyn

give me one thing is anoyying in islam ?

[Tyannalyn]

@SADAXOFXISLAM ok. hearing about it.

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@Tyannalyn

come on don't shy what is the thing is anoyying about islam ?

[Tyannalyn]

@SADAXOFXISLAM i was being serious lol

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@Tyannalyn

what is anoyying about islam ?

it is anoyying because it is telling us that allah don't have a son ?

or because it is from arabian prophet ?

or because the hundreds of people convert to islam in the year ?

or because it is come to spread the peace around the world ?

....... etc

[ReTr093]

@SADAXOFXISLAM

It's annoying because you people keep crashing planes into buildings. Because you keep murdering innocent people. Because of the thousands of soldiers that died while protecting your people. The world despises you, and that isn't going to change anymore.

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

advices from prophet mohammed :

mohammed said :

((Name of God, set off on the religion of the Messenger of Allah. Do not kill an old man. Do not kill a woman. Do not kill small. Do not kill a baby Do not demolish building does not burn trees. Do not cut down a tree and do good that God loves good-doers))

[ReTr093]

@SADAXOFXISLAM

Do you really think I give a shit what your dumb booklet says? I despise you people. And so does the rest of the world. Qouting some bullshit out of your little jihad book isn't going to change that. I would choose my cat over a million of you islam people any day.

[SADAXOFXISLAM]

@ReTr093

what you know about jihad ???????????

any way nobody ask you about your suggestion ..

[terazillian]

@ReTr093 You stupid stupid moron! The rest of the world hates us?!?! There are like a billion plus Muslims in the world! A billion plus Chinese in the world and about half a billion Mongols,Japanese,Koreans etc added together! Last time i checked they don't hate us? You (the Americans) are a minority you imbecile! No one gives a flying F**k about what you think! So go F**k yourself! :D

In case you haven't noticed the world hates Americans! Go pay a visit to Europe and Asia and see for yourself!

[terazillian]

@ReTr093 You are a nation of characterless fucks. Your women are whores! 3 in every five mothers are sleeping around according to a survey in your country! Go check the BBC report on that! You people are a nation of bastard children! Divorce rates are the highest in your country. You throw your parents in old homes when they get old and helpless! You should despise yourself! You don't even know the meaning of loyalty or honor! You are pathetic! The worst part is you don't even realize it!

[ReTr093]

@terazillian

So what? We don't murder innocent people nor do we crash planes into twin towers nor do we publish videos about known terrorist leaders on the news. We may be all you said, but we're still better than you, you disgusting piece of muslim shit. And saying that nobody is giving a flying fuck what we think is just dumb. We are the biggest economy in the world. We have the most power. And i've been to Europe and you people are depised there too.

[terazillian]

@ReTr093 So what?!?!!?! Seriously?!?! OMG! I called your mother a whore and you agree with me!!! LMAO!!!! I rest my case! :p. A man who has no respect for his mother is a man worse then shit in my eyes! I seriously have nothing left to say to you!

[terazillian]

@ReTr093 Man your mother held you in your arms when you couldn't walk! She fed you when you were helpless! She loved you! You Fucking Asshole!!! You thankless piece of shit! Honestly i would rather be a pig then a human being with your mentality!

[terazillian]

@ReTr093 Even a Dog shoes loyalty to his master!!!! Land of the free?!?! More like land of the DISHONORABLE!

[ReTr093]

@terazillian

Bla bla bla. I didn't even bother to read those 2 other comments. A dog is a animal, nothing more. And I prefer being dishonorable over being a murderer.

[EnlightenAwareness]

@ReTr093 Not to get invoved but I chuckled when you said america has the best economy and most power, The big industries here (especially media) are getting almost half the pay they used to. After we started war in Iraq to fight a stateless army we fucked ourselves royally and are severely in debt. China is slowing and stopping most trade with us. Food stamps and gov dependents are through the roof and theres not enough gov producers to pay for them with all the unemployment. America is bleeding

[kikthedaisy]

@terazillian do you live in america?

[kikthedaisy]

@ReTr093 dont worry about the two terrorists on here, theyre contradicting themselves by posting stuff from their book then insulting us and claiming theyre about love. yeah sorry, but love isnt preach with hate speech, am i right? they look foolish the more they type. let them get all pissed off and angry, maybe theyll suicide bomb their own computers so we wont have to hear it anymore, lol

[terazillian]

@kikthedaisy I really don't believe in God you imbecile! I'm a man of logic! America is a disease upon this planet! Logic demands you be eradicated! For the sake of Humanity and its peaceful progress!

[runefan213]

@terazillian Logic is a liar, Everybody deserve to lives.

[kikthedaisy]

@terazillian did i ask you if you did you imbicile?! yer the one who's an idiot. i asked you ive you live in america. learn how to answer a question before you start doling out insults. lol get over yourself. you are pathetic. haha

[laflugantabastardo]

@terazillian

Get the fuck out. It's people like you that give both atheism and rationality a bad name.

[kikthedaisy]

@SADAXOFXISLAM i dont owe you crap, lol

[terazillian]

@kikthedaisy I'm nothing about love! World is a shit hole! We need to survive and make money! I did my LLM from NYU, so technically i have sampled your education and culture as much as you in regards to the philosophy and Jurisprudence of your constitution! Now I'm back home in England though. The USA you live in is nothing like the Land your founding fathers envisioned!

[PirateRhovanion]

RIP phil harris :( real sad

[Bloodhospital]

I like the song. ^^ Whats the name of it?

[HeartofCats]

@Bloodhospital Musikvergnugen by John Luker

here's the full song: youtube.com/watch?v=BZ4TYklSm9­I

[1kwood]

sad part is i got stuck on a commercial before i watched it. i read some reviews and i'm watching something else now

[rex61561]

this is a stupid video...n all your other vid are problly not that good

[Elektronik]

@rex61561

haha, ohw wow!

you just made my day kid

[KevinAnimeGenius]

Deadliest Catch without the CRABS I'm running out of gas so call the ARABS!

[CristinescuFilip]

send me some crab!!

[wc3star99]

loooooooooooooooooool^^



[kaputtschinouu]

awesome hahahahah

[a2829L]

WTF i thought this was a song fuck u youtube and i dont even like fishing :|

[diana80458]

Hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kydouglas]

Am I the only one confused....

[Critical725]

noob show

[CaptHyatt]

If anyone is wondering, I posted the music only video on my account.

[TobiAznProduction]

wats the soundtrack? :O

[other100a]

weird!

[Rinkiarimo]

Hope my old man's ok when he's out at sea.

[destined2sleep]

faggots



[destined2sleep]

faggots

[MrNetfucker]

Ohh My Adrenaline ! ! ! 

[MrStrykerz]

No dont know where u got ur stuff

[MrStrykerz]

No dont know where u got ur stuff

[tankulai]

Each crab cost Singapore $200 (still alive)= $ US 165.

[josandovi]

like the music:D

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[StashDaPoet]

watch?v=TXUHcn3WEM4

[yahrasta]

is he gonna be able to fish or what??? its hes career man!! stupid fcks jusst dumped 800k out there oh maaan

[AlucardHellsingXIII]

I am pretty sure that the picture for the video would tell you aint no damn music video... plus don't insult Deadliest Catch those people DIE out there... Stupid children and their "music video" addictions!

[TONYxMONTANAx323]

WTF is diz?! i thought diz wuz a musik video......... fckN bullshit ... im about to watch it, it comes on toniight... HELLZ YEA!!!! DEADLIEST CATCH

[LegendColgo]

the clash of the titans=the battle betwen humans-water-and monster of the sea ! who will win,

[ChocoRobz]

Never understood the documentary.

They film people dying? WTF!

[hermitcrablover]

I love this show. I cry whenever someone dies.

Yeah, I am a 13 year old girl. >.>

[Psychosocial9699]

CRAB BATTLE!!!

[rooney1112]

R.I.P Phil Harris . We love you !

[Ginko26]

okay seriously. stop trying to make fishing 'epic'. it's fishing.

[Therercher]

@Ginko26 actually its crab fishing, the water is very cold, almost freezing temperature, and crabs to Snap your fingers off lol.

[Zoesstuff]

"It's gettin' biblical..."

[Originalsecrets]

...... got one part like from america toughest jobs

[Prometheus1st]

When I watch this show, I am reminded to be thankful of more than just my Brothers in arms, but for the farmers, carpenters, and people who do jobs that provide us with things we take for granted everyday....the same as our freedoms.

God bless you all.

[Alexsslawncare]

@Prometheus1st My dad and i are finish carpenerds by trade. so i thank you! 

[battybyai]

These men putting their lives on the line so we eat at red lobster. wow

[dannyman4444]

@battybyai fuckyeah capitalism!

[arseneremy]

@battybyai and oh how i appreciate it!

[ABetterYesterday]

I love the way that this shows up on some of the results for Star Fucking Hipsters songs.

Oh yeah, I forgot, the internet doesn't show sarcasm. Use your imagination.

[jinxedmodder]

@ABetterYesterday This appears on just about EVERY video.

[AceOfHeart2012]

I'd never need crab legs that badly.

[shintosungod]

Niggers and faggots

[pionicor]

Thought this was a song, but still good video :)

[aCounrtyRose]

if people look they would see it is from DiscoveryNetworks so that right there tells you it's not a music video...just saying

[loranceb]

how is the camera work so good while these guys are getting fucked up by mother ocean?

[ronharrelljr]

I admire thehell out of these guys -- and no wonder fresh alaskian crab is so expensive

[kremlindusk1987]

it tricked me too, i was watching a slipknot video when this came up... :/ this is the most "dislikes" that i have seen on a video on here...people aren't happy...

[tymiesoe]

@kremlindusk1987 Hah if this is the most dislikes youve seen on a video, search for bps videos.....lmao

[JayWilliamThompson]

thought this was a song

god damn youtube

misleading me into clicking on a fishing video

[tonytrailer]

@JayWilliamThompson But the music is great, thouhgt

[dazzling5909]

@JayWilliamThompson lol me to!

[TwoShadez]

@JayWilliamThompson

What has the world come to!

[Gillfor]

@JayWilliamThompson lol yeah, DC is the shit tho so whatever

[3dayzgracerox]

@JayWilliamThompson shut up

[JayWilliamThompson]

@3dayzgracerox get bent fucker