ME church - Watermark Version

[lakebay972]

I actually attended a "meChurch" where they washed/waxed your car during church service as a way to drum up business. However, the church did away with it after one of the teenagers doing the waxing scratched my flawless, new car. I ended up taking the kid to small claims court for $600, the total cost to fix my car. The judge tore the kid a new butt crack; and automatically awarded me the case because the kid violated the dress code by wearing SHORTS in the courtroom! Seriously!

[arendem9]

HEY WATERMARK.. i heard a message from you guys about the perfect church, where can i find it?

[watermarkmedia]

@arendem9 Hi - not sure which message you mean but it might be one called The Gift of Authenticity: The Freedom to Show Our Scars. You can search for it on our website. If not, can you let me know the approximate date?

[klkelly026]

haha, they showed this at our church and everybody was laughing like crazy!

[oldview2]

@klkelly026 If they showed this at my church, half the people would want to know where this church was so they could join.

[MichaelJosephCahill]

Very, very funny. If you like ironic humor, definitely check out "Cell Phones In Church". And thanks for the grin.

[Iceprincess213539]

they showed this at my church!

soo funny

everyone was cracking up

[darcytirsia]

sadly... so true

[jpj8675]

The sad fact is that this is a little bit too true. George Barna wrote about it in the book PAGAN CHRISTIANITY. The commercial for that book on here is hilarious.

[flashgm41]

@jpj8675

Read it. George tells it like it is.

[mirx16]

wow that sucks compared to the original

[MarshallBaptist]

my understanding is this is the original. And then they used it as a basis for making the official mechurch version.

[organistlibrarian]

Ghastly!

[Kpmuelle]

Yo braun brown is hilarious. Florida . . . skills