Bite / Boil Lanced on my Ass

[delottabrown]

you both need to wash your clothes and sheets and towels more often hot water!

[AJAZNURSE]

if it was a 'bite" cutting it open wouldn't help. and only blood came out

I think he should have given you a antibiotic and see how that worked.

[MommaJay14]

Why is she say "sorry"?

Noo type os scence.

[Cho2154]

I bet you guys had a hot monkey make-out session after this. woo....

[ummabdurrahman1]

Good gosh, was she playing air guitar while filming!

[LionHeart653]

When using a public restroom use an as gasket

[Ena7nz]

I had a boil on my butt when I was 14 from a splinter. Ended up going to the hospital to get it suctioned and packed with a wick. Butts never been the same since...

[TheCursedE]

I have to go get this done today. I is so ascared.

[EricTheConqueror825]

they squeezed the shit out of you.... tehe

[harper1086]

This woman needs to get back in the kitchen.

[sblanco100]

she sucks on the camera. Next time be still.

[Soulflydreamzz]

dead centre chin mole or piercing.

[Michaellxxx]

that doc got it wrong,,he left a load of shit in it.I would like to see a follow up to this

[06belliott]

Damn woman learn how to freakin hold a camera! This video looked promising at first then all you get is motion sickness and some dumb girl narrating God knows what. No puss, ass exposed to everyone and an idiot filming. Great thumbs up on this one. NOT!

[7merman1]

I freaking agree if you cant do it right DONT record

[iwanttoholdyourbigkn]

If your fiance would have performed the procedure herself, THEN you would have known she would be a keeper!!

[Tyuo2010]

been together for 16 years and been engaged for 4 months... what the hell is wrong with that picture?

[ceahorse56]

I had one OMG it was so painful, but no red blood like that thro. Just yucky brown stinky crap!

[5inthehole]

She's saying "Sorry baby sorry" while she's sucking it up enjoying every little twist. Listen to the guy with the most thumbs up votes and get out of dodge fast!! She got a thing for boils; isn't that enough??

[doublejjize]

He does not feel anything....that was she says when he's doing her...lmfao !!!

[TheRingleader2011]

That was a waste of 7 minutes! Who in the hell ever taught that girl that a patronizing tone is the way to win over a man? Jeez. Somebody smack her in the mouth!

[BIIGE79]

i don't think i would've posted this...

[5inthehole]

I'd be kind of uncomfortable with my ass cheek and hole exposed and the Dr. talking about a "prick". Listen again at :59

[bostonsRawesome]

I had to mute it, I could not stand the womans voice... She sounded like she was starring in a porno saying stuff "oh baby you're going to like this" I'm thinking she is just really turned on by boils/cysts.

[maryapatterson]

That is the one thing people never seem to do to aid release, heat.Whether hot water or compress, its very good in bringing any discharge close to the surface and then giving us a satisfactory pop and release!

[tdallbright]

Your doctor is a complete IDIOT

[SFBL1]

why is she so far back?

[shygirlnow2011]

releasing blood not pus

[loveandserenity77]

stop moving the camera

[Desi4evah]

I had one like on my inner thigh. It was hurting like a bitch. I went into the shower, let the hot flow on top, and then pressed it hard with all my might and something greenish popped out.. A big slimy blob of pus and hair.

It was horrific..

[carrieluvv]

@Desi4evah sounds pretty cool :D....jk...the inner thigh is SOooooooo a tender place

[Desi4evah]

@carrieluvv NOOOO.. That's exactly why it was painful, since it was a tender region. The hot water really did the trick. Phew!

[emowhore101]

Nice bum, where ya from ? :p

[A1juba]

Also I have to return every day for the next week. FFFFFFFU-

[A1juba]

Mine was way worse. I waited to long. Got it fixed today hurt like hell. For people who dont want to get it lanced. GET IT DONE NOW or else it spreads and takes longer to get it removed.

[ComfortablyNumb341]

Lovely bum:) Haha

[lovelylola1313]

Hm on that odd part of youtube again... Went from music videos to Venus fly trap vids to this...

[Dntworrybnappy]

I actually have one RIGHT NOW, on the bottom of my butt and it hurts like hell, but i DON'T wanna go get it lanced, had one lanced on my neck and was like NEVER AGAIN....

[roosterinboro]

Doc looked like he was drilling for oil or something... Bet the Q-tip poked out the other side of his leg!

[tyrone027]

i had one when i was 15 it really hurts on the ass

[Comment276]

All the viewers are people with boils on their asses and scared to go to the doctor.

After seeing this I'm scared shitless, that looks like it hurts, can someone tell me if it hurts or not?

[tyrone027]

@Comment276 it does dude!

[Richxx105]

Someone press the CC button "transcribed audio" so fucking funny

[Richxx105]

couldnt you leave your pants half way down or just for the part that needs some cutting?

[Peach1atTmail]

dumb ass bitch. i wanna punch her and film it really still.

[IncomeGDI]

WHO FILMED THIS?? YOUR GERMAN SHEPHERD??

[beadedwaves]

I would slap your fiance for being an incompetent camera person!!

[courtmcqueen]

nice ass

[jb0579]

damn. just focus the camera and stand STILL

[Phoenixmike100]

"Ohhhh Baby, Baby..Im so sorry...Hey girl, unless this dude is fingering you while your holding the camera, then hold the fucking thing STILL and OH BTW shut the fuck up

[swoosh50]

U pussy

[retlaw1976]

nice ass, shitty camra holding work though

[sarah9847]

I have motion sickness after watching this.

[Wildfyre31]

I feel for ya' bro. I've had a perianal acess drained before. I kept pulling jerking away from the poor doctor as he tried to lance it. He had to stuff the gauze plug 1/2 an inch deep, "in the end". O_O

[loganxart]

...the bitch holding this camera is stupid...dumb kunt...

[WildChild21XD]

O_____O THIS IS THE LAST ONE I WATCH!!!! This time for sure....

[zakkroks]

"I cut you open and you bled bled alot, so you should be fine nao. Stiches, haha, no, we don't use those things hahahahahahaha. Here' s a scrip cause that's gonna hurt like a bitch later hahahahahahaha."

[radkins80]

camera phail

[BigUpToNJ]

that guy is tearing you a new asshole.... literally



[AZIlluminati08]

damn bitch, hold the camera still, its not that hard, pretend the camera is a pot of boiling water once ur finished with your mans gay sex injury, get back to the kitchen, and practice,

[cntbelieveimdointhis]

he's got the most feminine butt ive ever seen

[linniemac210782]

@brendanbutterworth. O just had to go back to 53 seconds, hahahaha I couldn't stop laughing, how I never spotted this first time round is beyond me lol

[eulogyxx]

@linniemac210782 he's drying the alcohol wipe lmaaooo

[NeneeLuv]

dang they tore him a new "ass hole" xD

[MsWingz]

Couldn't even watch the whole thing with the chickie chat ...made me dizzy moving that camera around and around. HOLD STILL

[hollybee43]

lmao. "We've been together 16 years. We've known each other for 16 years. We've been together for 4 months. ENGAGED for 4 months."

[SnuggleBear1970]

did this happen in Tennessee?

[gigante1593]

For some reason I want to smack his butt.

[brendanbutterworth]

Did you let a big fart got at 53 secs in video? It looks like you did from doctors reaction

[btonyxy]

WHY DON?T YOU SCREAM?xD :D

[nug163]

Oh baby

[aguilarneyra1]

Shut up women

[scifimom]

If a woman calls a man "Baby" constantly, she does not respect him at all, and does not see him as apha. Just a heads up.

[TheLarryGeez]

zoom in, no. zoom out, no. zoom in, wait. nope. zoom out, hm. i think i'll try zooming in again.

you're in the same room, not across the street. just set and forget it lady.

[zacatecanaflorencia1]

OMG ! lol imagine how bad ur butt is gona hurt after that jajaj

[thecrookedman1]

If ur only engaged 4 months to her....... run now while you still can

[paigetncat]

@thecrookedman1 Kindof a few years to late to warn him of that and what about her having to record him wanting to put his ass on you tube. She said they known each other for 16 years so they already have a familiarity that most wouldn't just courting or engaged. He's lucky he has her this is stuff you deal with when you are old as the vow says for better for worse in sickness and in health to death do us part!

[thecrookedman1]

Would ur girlfriend ever shut the fuck up.. oh baby oh baby Im sorry... crap

[malib02]

hot ass..lol

[niteholler]

wonder who farted???

[hahahahajsjsjsjs]

the lady sounds like joy from my name is earl wen she sez ooohhh babby at 1:28

[AZIlluminati08]

@lagundafire my dad would be proud to know pun jokes are still so pop-ular.... cricket

[Dormaninth14]

@lagundafire lol

[happylepreconxD]

GOD I GOT THIS DONE TODAY FUCK DOES IT HURT I SCREAMED LIKE A BITCH LOL mine was a ton bigger tho :(

[dizzyliz2009]

your fiancee is one lucky chick, you are adorable! Cute ass as well..... minus the puss filled abscess of course...

[TheKingofspring]

Amen to that comment!

[vooosh2k]

1- say "baby" 35 times in 7 mins 2 seconds...annoying...call the scalpel "cutters"...retarded...and for the love of god...please learn how to use a camera...it's not that hard...find a good spot to film and lock-off on the shot...really simple, nice steady shot...none of this zoom in, zoom out shit every 2 seconds...jesus christ...annoying-as-fuck.

[vooosh2k]

why are all these boiled up people from the south? with this slow southern drawl and shit?

[venombear76]

the day i get a boil on my ass im doing it at home by popping cuz this looks painful

[thepankdalphin]

shits weak...

[alderaforall]

GD I hate needles

[MrGraungaard]

an extra butt

[taylormadediva2009]

@capnquack LMFAO...grandfather nurgle...made me laugh so hard.

[tyme4mike]

@capnquack YES YES YES! What the fuck is it with people who want their videos on YouTube but can't hold the fucking CAAAMMEERRRAAA still.

[2100slipknot]

did u guys see his penis to it wasnt that big

[gilbert20]

And yet another total fucktard holding the camera. Why are many females so completely inept at this simple task? Smaller brains? Weaker minds? And princesstootsweet can go fuck herself with a broom handle!

[medusacascade100]

@gilbert20 wow. Sexist.

[mhammer1777]

@gilbert20 LOVE IT

[etsyBackYardWildLife]

@Charliehorse84044 LOL, me too btw :o)

[princesstootsweet3]

alright the camera jokes are done. they're really not even funny. if you see that a ton of people are saying the same thing, why repeat it? idiots...

"the camera's not still"

"omg do you see how bad she is with the camera??"

"she sucks! huh huh that's what he said!"

fools. you're all fools.

[thespiswolf]

Damn she is USELESS on a camera!

[2boyz2dawgz1girl]

that 'medical person' is an idiot

[ImagineU365]

KEEP THE FREAKING CAMERA STILL HEFFA!

[donttouchmymustache1]

This is like a weird obsession. I think I'm going to need to be a dermatologist. O__o

[blodymaryman]

Man this video is nauseating. Not form the puss coming form his ass, but form the damn camera moving so much!

[GrimSqueaker85]

There is indeed a morbid fascination to be gained from watching this hehe :)

Had a huge boil on my lower back lanced a few years ago, truly epic :)

[TheGarfield0]

is it wrong i like watching this?

[1shot16]

thats an awesome fiancee

[Woodard02081979]

looks like a bite to me.

does this dude shave his legs and or ass? This is the cleanest shaved ass I have ever seen! NO, I AM NOT GAY

[applebeesbarandgrill]

@Woodard02081979 Yeah my ass looks like robin williams forearms compared to this guys

[Woodard02081979]

looks like a bite to me.

[drpjmtaylor]

Did you get tired of her saying sorry, despite not having done owt wrong?

[TheEHardison]

Boring. Terrible camera work

[TheEHardison]

Boring

[fasunfru4evr]

y am i watching this when i came back from the dentist? DX

[fasunfru4evr]

that is one sexy ass

[gilbert20]

Because only fucktards shoot home video

[fwimbe01]

All that and no money shot...

[dillfrill10]

i was watching minecraft smp,WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?!?!?!

[NZLGI]

nice butt

[amypeaceloveweed]

This is the reason i want to go into the medical field. XD

[gregorybleach9]

@amypeaceloveweed I wonder why :)

[cawalther]

okay 1 - 2 - 3 - ...oh nevermind DELAYED!

[beachfeet1000]

Reason number #375 why I did not want to work in health care.

[theatergrl28]

@beachfeet1000 I'm with you....can't believe I wanted to be a nurse when I was a kid....nasty

[yungnfreshest]

I jus got out of the hospital lat four am because of a boil, but mine was a real boil not no bitch shit like this...they had too run an iv an they shot me with dallotin an five mgs of valium before they even started

[casboultone]

@yungnfreshest should of filmed it and posted it on youtube not sit around bitching about how bad it was

[mbsec]

This is the WRONG way to drain abscess of this size. The incision should be at least 1.5 inches to allow a sterile-gloved finger to explore the abscess cavity so that all pockets of pus are poked through. Next would be irrigation followed by packing so to let the wound heal from inside. Packings needs to be pulled and repacked daily to remove remaining necrotic tissues.

[graverobber35]

I have had worse infections that that, on by nutsack. And I never went to the doctor for it. All he needs to do is get drunk to ease the pain , prick the spot with a needle , and squeeze the shit out of it.

[Era3112]

Geez who let her use the camera??? seriously not only I was able to see nothing, she aslo made me get car sick

[andyjacsmom]

she needs to learn how to hold a camera!!

[balthorpayne]

Doc was gettin up in that ass.

[ink4492]

Holy Christ on a pretzel stick I couldn't watch the whole thing that dr was fucking spelunking in ur tumor hole I have a tumor in my arm an if they did that to me I'd shit lol

[miked9746]

WOW!!!! How EXCITING!!!! Blood running from the cut made by a scalpel!!!! That's ssooo risque'!!!!

[FullBloodZombeh]

you got guts showing youtube your right cheek to be honest i wouldn't do that lol

[noorkhar]

touching it & then toughing your face ?????? wtf ?!?!?!

[madisonelectronic]

The doctor is finally realizing that Marcus Welby always drained these ass boils during the commercials. hahahahaha

[MikeloJeckerey]

@Nymphadora Dude, there was more than just a dot of blood. Anyways, you gotta disinfect man.

[NymphadoraCullen]

wowz the doc wiped his ass after just a dot of blood. its lik just lance tht shit nd girl needz to stfu no offense but damn uv got a cute touchey

[killchain187]

Oh look, this was filmed in Taintvision.

[Lydirius]

I don't want to see the back of the damn doctor's head!!

[kmc48]

I went to 4 years of medical school for this?

[Plenoptic07]

Your girl's lucky, the boy got a cute butt!! :)

[sneaker177]

Worst place I ever got one was right at the top of my crack! I just let it go away on it's own, 2 weeks of pain and I couldn't sit down correctly :(

[Amanda9993]

Piss poor job with the video camera. Next time, just shut up and shoot the video.

[yasangelo]

UGHHHH!!! Girl! You should not hold a video camera anymore! It should be forbidden!!!!!!! Boooooo!!!!!

[LuckyIzzy659]

lol no hair

[MikeyAceH]

The doctor has done a poor job there

[DaisyBerwick]

a lot of fucking about, no puss and really bad camera work :-(

[raerae1281]

Oh, man, I wanted to see some puss

[101devildriver101]

i had a boilon my wrist in grade 7 this was 4 years ago. when i whent to the hospital the doctor just cut it not freeze it or anything! she just lanced it! i was in so much pain the hole hospital highly hear me yelling and screaming in pain! and while this was going on a nurse had to come in and calm me down. and when i got out i said.. i hate the doctor now..

[101devildriver101]

i had a boil in grade 7 this was 4 years ago. when i whent to the hospital the doctor just cut it not freeze it or anything! she just lanced it! i was in so much pain the hole hospital highly hear me yelling and screaming in pain! and while this was going on a nurse had to come in and calm me down. and when i got out i said.. i hate the doctor now..

[828diamondgirl]

@101devildriver101 - Was your parents with you? I would have told the doctor to hold up just one minute. There is no way a doc is suppose to inflict that kind of pain on anyone, especially a kid. You should have gotten an IV to begin with just to infuse antibiotics if needed, your boil may have been MRSA which requires IV meds most of the time.

[iamDavidVilla]

i have a boil on the top of my butt cheek, damn they hurt so much! i feel your pain haha

[WhiteSugarFive]

I wish there could be a medical profession simply on abscesses. That would be awesome!

[mauigreek]

I think he could have just squeeded it and the doctor made it worse with all the cutting and polking and digging.

[bossz4]

Get a tripod bitch...

[edose123]

did he died?

[28beerdrinker]

stuped! nothing even came out

[ibbirdbrain]

That's seven minutes of my life I want get back.

[blessydelfin21]

opera agad!

[lindseyreeseharms]

Oh baby, oh sweetie baby baby baby

[killacrack420]

@lindseyreeseharms haha

[Oozingmachismo24]

Does this chick got Parkinson's ?

[jnfimages]

owwie!!



[taryana1]

HOT



[TiLLIDie951]

Who Let The Village Idiot Hold The Camera?