Best Soap Opera Line Ever

[Laurencia7]

With the Crap comes some of the good, it's about perspective. If you don't like it, tune out.

[octasian]

I love GH and yeah they do say some of the dumbass lines ever. If people really talked like this the world would be full of "shut up" murders.

[Oflahaza]

It's perfect! :) bahaha

[specter96]

"yes i know"

[rmaizels]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!  As much as I love GH I can't believe I walk around defending this writing hahahahahaha

[108aqua]

so what was the best soap line ever?

[simshigh]

A soap opera can have a best line? Thats physically possible?

[littlecricket84]

The show is outrageous that's why us soap fans watch it . . . why the hell would you want to watch stuff that happens everyday ??

[gshunw]

I watch this soap and I have a 4.0 college grade point average. Soaps are big on college campuses surprisingly with guys. And nope I am not ashamed of myself. If you watch Jersey Shore you should be ashamed of yourself.

[jaganar1]

@gshunw um thats because its got hot girls , AND is easy to make a drinking game out of :)

btw this NICK is the most bland SOB when it comes to acting .. true story

[Jasey4Ever]

@gshunw Exactly! :)

[PjEkY]

So... This is introduction into which porn movie? :))

[evilmick66]

Let us sing the Exposition Song....

[MrRightNow469]

Sounds like her dad is a busy guy.

[MearickLee]

Omfg, the guy did all that and they talk about him like he's the best friend who they're tired of always getting drunk at the party. 'Yes, I know.'

Btw, note to Soap Opera characters: Learn to call the cops.

[liachel08]

Quality sux i cant hear crap all i heard is my father lying in the lobby

[WrathIsMe]

awesome 50k views! im not sure how to take off my offensive comment to soap opera fans lol

[WrathIsMe]

@WrathIsMe oh fucking duh im not on the right account >.<

[Africana3789]

If you don't like soaps then you definately haven't even hit the tip of the iceberg. There is waaaay crazier lines than that about waaaaay crazier characters than Jerry.

[cmoursler3]

lol, "yes, I know". lololol

[Dizzybear]

I just have one itsy bitsy teeny tiny questions kikio2005. how did you find this if you don't watch soaps? Why did you suddenly decide to record it? Just curious.

[babyb12345]

best show ever!!!

[MadaraXIII]

DAAAMN! She be Trippin balls!!



[cancanthebaby]

Don't like a show don't watch it. No need to spout off your superiority because you watch "quality television". Most of those actors started on soaps. They're plenty of good actors on soaps, or they wouldn't get cast in other things.

[ArthBHx]

@cancanthebaby 'Quality television' is not even just a contradiction in terms, but an oxymoron these days.

[lilsushigirl]

It makes sense when you watch it. The dude locked them in the hotel. It was a hostage crisis, man! xD

[phryedbanana]

Thanks for that sweeping recap Emily. GH still delivers sometimes though. Franco!

[PsycoticRetard]

lulz..

[StuckInTheStargate]

Oh wow... that guy's prepared

[kudurrumaqlu]

damn some one give this girl a hug

[awesome101134]

this line doesnt "say it all" !!!

[larkyn11]

this is what makes them good!

[videogamezrock10]

I HATE SOAP OPERAS. THEYRE RETARDED

[luvliason16]

this is why i love soaps!

[Attitude29018]

Aw man! I loved that angle!

[jaynies1]

whos the guy...hes quite handsome

[elpollococo]

The dude looks like he's gonna crack up at the end. Soaps are so funny. Like Passions

[hesbatting1000]

as an actor myself, i would truly love to be in a soap opera. seriously, nothing stretches talent and skill and stamina than saying horrible lines well.

[EtniesBoy13]

i 100% agree!!! im an actor too and i find lines like this to be incredibly challenging/hilarious but i think it needs talent to deliver!

[blueeyesgirl23]

it would be veryy sweet to be in a soap opera!

[Roronoa79]

...Yeah I know

XD

[dwb289]

Oh, and ive been watching this show for years. The best around.

[dwb289]

hahaha. Damn that Jerry!

[Xtraarsenicsauce1]

Hey, I got it.

[EtniesBoy13]

i got it too!! they say things on soaps like this all the time.. for example i can think of a few on ATWT (as the world turns) that had me rolling...

Barbara: That's a microchip

Bob: Yes but would you mind telling me exactly what was it doing in Paul's brain?

Bob: I'm afraid we have a problem. Your eggs are gone. (to Emily regarding her frozen embryos)

[gossipgirlfan911]

thats your opinen but i have to say i like soap operas and i no sum stuff is over the top but thats what i like!!

[neveah45]

I got the joke! I watch GH, and yeah its horrible. But I don't think it's all that much worse than Desperate Housewives or Gossip Girl or (gag) The Hills. It's not that it's GOOD, that's not why I watch it. I watch it because it's addictive like crack. Like Starbucks. Like Krispy Kreme donuts.

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@kikio2005 what shows do you watch? soap actors put in the most work and new episodes are every week i bet you have to wait months and months for the next show you want to see

[Fonzzie37]

@totaLybeetLeJuice

And yet....the reward is a believable plot and good acting.

I'd rather wait until next year for a million dollars than get $20 right now.

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@Fonzzie37 that must suck only having 20 episodes of a show to watch for 365 days of the year.

[Fonzzie37]

@totaLybeetLeJuice

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[KendallHartz]

@kikio2005 Why not? It's better than the reality shit we see on TV today. Paris Hilton's British BFF? WTF? I rest my case. I watch this show, and while it isn't as good as it used to be, NO, I'm not ashamed thank you very much.

[cicimalone]

@KendallHartz exactly...there are far worse things to be a shamed off

[LinxLexxi]

@kikio2005 : Why should I be ashamed if I watch it? It's the same as any tv show that is shown today. What she said isn't ridiculous it's true to the character that they are speaking of. He's a crazy, demented man that Mr. Craig.

[imalevel34sorceror]

@kikio2005 before you mock those of us who watch this show maybe you should learn how to spell "heard." Just saying...

[Jasey4Ever]

@kikio2005 Wow. okay. I'll be ashamed just because you say so. You don't understand anything about the enjoyment of soaps so just shut your mouth.

[cellavb447]

@Jasey4Ever Just give up now, you're an idiot

[Jasey4Ever]

@cellavb447 quit acting you know anything about soap opera's because you don't...you should probally just keep your mouth shut from now on. :)

[AltonDowns]

Ha ha ha ha that was woeful! Love it!

[xxxDeadDreamerxxx]

Lol, soap operas are so outragous. This was hilarious!

[Kralhonj]

kikio2005 you're a waste of space.

Stop drinking your own bath water retard!!!

[deathsteban]

*blanks out* sorry um... what is the perfect line again? her not stopping to talk? i actually remember this episode...... too bad emily died and now her twin sister is in the soap...

[yngvaibucketrucci]

how do they say all that utter nonsense with a straight face, surely they realize how ridiculous it is

[soccerxgirl38]

hahahaha omg i watch this show

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

the "yeah, i know" is PERFECT! hahahahahahahahahaha!

[jnawaz]

right!? ha ha

[MARSHOMEWORLD]

Holy crap, that is a busy guy.

[umairrrr]

I don't know what the hell she is saying.

[Sweetp000433]

Yea, I know........lol

[miraculousdraculous]

i cant understans a thing she is saying

[carneirofodastico]

Neither can I! I thought it would be because of my bad english. But then I thought twice and I realized that my english is not bad! HAHAHAHAH!

[CyrusNixes]

Talk about a bad day.

[jmm1233]

sounds like a case *puts on sunglasses* for Horatio

YEAHHHH !

[RxCxLx33]

lmfao. horatio rocks!

[fuchsiakiller]

@jmm1233  OMG YEAHHH! XD

[wtrashkellymonaco]

its the actors on GH they overrated asshole on an LA set

[governergusgus]

gah..soap opera acting is baaaad.

[jShazBOT]

Would've been better if it were in spanish.

[writerchick94]

Always.

[IcumUswallow]

The new Emily sucks; the old one was so much better.

[X0Xd0rkal3rtX0X]

lol yes, i know

[andsgo]

that's a soap opera for you! gotta love it

[SwordsSorcery]

Man, that's writin'! That's bad writin'! The script writer should be shot ;-]

[pheez786]

hahahahahahahahahahha

[icewolf2249]

I know.

[ButterflyIllusioned]

Nik's responce to the whole thing is so funny.

"Yes, I know."

LOL!

[smirksy]

BUT WAIIIT!!! He's really someone's brother with horrible accent-changing plastic surgery!!!

...you know...I used to like this show...

[kikio2005]

lol

[entertainer12345]

where was anna when her daughter got shot and practically died??

[pEEp0sr0cKdAh0Use]

EMILY SHOULD HAVE NEVER DIED1!!!!!!1

[AbayJ]

I love Nik's response, "Yes, I know." LOL soaps, know how to change something that would be a horrble tradgedy into something that is every day LOL

[evilpride21]

i know their so cheesy and dramatic but also cute and loveable -you cant hate them their just so funny when their stupid or adorable when their funny and cute, except for the stupid relationships never lasting thing-that i hate, jasam, Nem, Liz& Lucky, Spimaxie, johnny & Lulu, Luke & laura,Robin & patrick, Anna & robert, sonny & claudia, carly & jax, Nadine & Matt, other couples cant thing of for right now forever

[sophab0656]

Jason&Sam

[JudyGurl]

evilpride, you forgot Jody and Preacher. :)

[evilpride21]

sorry i don't know who they are, could you tell me. ive only been watching for the last 7 years. what i know of the old couples is from our live in amazing person who's mom watched it, and who also watches it.

[JudyGurl]

Jody and Preacher are a couple from "The Edge of Night". I think it was canceled in the mid 80s. I remember it 'cause it's the only soap opera I ever watched and that was only 'cause I had a crush on Jody played by Lori Laughlin. :)

[evilpride21]

thanx im gonna look it up i love her.

[lorrierack]

Gosh, when it's put like that it sounds like a stupid storyline. Oh, wait...

[latinspice69]

All from one villian!? How does someone say that without laughing? She isn't that good of an actress either.

[kihadat]

Man, that guy's bad news.

[SoaringHigh98]

i love how they are so calm. but if we had lives like them it would just be another day.

[GrlDarkMagic]

That's a good one. So dramatic, yet they talk like it's just another day!