cantonese joke

[xHuniiSweetx]

i get the joke but its not funny

[mmmHardstyle]

@xHuniiSweetx Its funny because he's awesome and famous. XD and its an old classic joke

[xHuniiSweetx]

@mmmHardstyle just for me it isnt funny .. i like him , im a fan of him but its not funny lol

[tristen1667]

Cantonese is da shit FUCK MANDARIN

[ginsinsan]

@tristen1667 I agree....I took lessons in Mandarin and Cantonese years ago and there's no comparison. Canto is much easier to learn and a lot more fun.

[Dolobrah]

how was that even funny?

[Greeenishh]

this is why i wanna learn cantonese<3

because of stephen chow :D

he's my hero, i wanna meet him so bad<3

[matrokers]

cantonese is real chinese!!!!

[zomgbbqwth]

his cantonese voice is very unique~ ;p

makes it more funny coming from him~ :)

[vickvicki]

@zomgbbqwth Yeah! That's what I about to say.

[BAIYUE1]

Bruce lee,jackie chan,stephen chow,andy law,.....all of them are Cantonese.So amazing !

[jelloofhell]

*patient visit the docter"

docter:sorry you got a terminal disease

patient:how much time i got left

docter:you have only 10.......

patient:10 what 10 years? 10 month? or maybe 10 hours!?

docter:9,8,7,6............

[anneemei]

wtf that wasn't funny..

[quickmantan]

@anneemei

i agree stephen chow is amazing and his films are amazing, but that was a crap joke..

[angryaznman]

HAHAHA.....fuk...10 seconds eh. who would have seen that coming.

[Fatmouse25]

Lol, the doctor is messed up than T.T

[anniefay1]

只能听懂开头几句。。=。=  谁能给翻一下不~~~

[Sh0rTm3nTa1b0y89]

lmao

[RawbThatPunk]

i just heard this joke at work. in english.

[ryan97303]

thats funny as hell if you can understand it

[madboutanime]

LOL

[cbkilabot]

LOL

[rjiang130598]

he is soo cool you all 发粪

[AsianxGirl13]

Hahaha.

[iwuvgames7]

haha

[timo518]

LOL. actually i'd laugh if a doctor told me I had 10 seconds.

[regt123]

hahahaha that was awesome

[chaukar]

haha

[WushuKidd]

hahaha stephen chow is my hero =D

[meercachase]

actually this joke was available on ebaums world... dot com

[AGxBECii]

LMFAOOO

[icecoldtea]

the joke wasn't tht great I thought there was som kinda catch phase and I rewatched it over and over but I see now its just corny(but the people listening to him sitting down was laughing o.o)

[polounge]

stephen chow is my favorite actor

[hikaru5313]

hahahaXD,,

10 seconds countdown of your LIFE!!!

[ChineseinCanada]

is he drunk or something? XD That joke was kinda stupid... I love him anyway.

[SillyMooSam]

haha ot i thought xD

glad they all loled tho XD

[roseeatsbabies]

lmao... this joke is soooo sad

XD

[Bomberboy777]

Will someone explain wtf he just said...

HELLO???? I need some subtitles in ENG...

[shiachan]

translated: So there this sick person and he goes to see a doctor. And the doctor says "I'm sorry but you have a incurable disease. And the patient says "what, so then, doctor how much longer do I have?" so the doctor replies "you only have 10" but the patient was getting anxious and interrupts "10 what? 10 years or 10 months? Or is it 10 hours, doctor?" so the doctor continues on "9 8 7 6" it's very funny

[slushbushmush]

Thanks for that.

[godlood]

learn chinese

[J0rdan0903]

lol!! 10 seconds!

[valkzz]

lol!!

[hijojo]

i dont get it

like 10 seconds?

[woaigaara]

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[nguyentai]

stephen chow is funny

[coolaznboy]

hahaha xD

[mskaren987]

what????????????????

[gangstah09]

hahahahaaa.. u ppl don't get it ahhahahaa... lucky i can understand. he is soo fuckin famous in hk

[henmos]

jesus, poes snaaks

[jia712]

it's just lame joke. i found it funny though

[Sumguy314]

Rough Translation:

There was a sick person who went to see the doctor. The doctor told the patient that he was going to die. The patient asks how much longer will he live. The doctor says 10. The patient then wonders 10 what? 10 years? 10 months? 10 hours? Then doctor then starts the countdown. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6..."

Well, that"s about it.

[wowJhil]

Haha, hilarious ^o^

[george031]

how do they expect that we can understand that ???

[portmanteaux]

learn cantonese. :D

[purplepwnage]

first, no disease kill in 10 seconds, if there is, it would more likely to be poison or injury. Secondly, if the patient is dying, the doctor should shut the f*** up and try to save that person rather talking stupid sh*t like this.

someone cant take a joke.... watercolour next time post better jokes....

[kiwidud3]

1st hes not talking stupid shit, hes answering the question, 2nd "someone cant take a joke" that would be you

[EliahGirl]

Its just a joke dont take it so seriously it not like its in real life

[willowpuff]

Someone translate for us?

[moonop]

<3 Stephen chow

[solite]

sup sup sup

[Mercyraider]

i dont get it O.o

[Uugh]

I understood it but don't get the humour of it.

[Nicerobby]

Lmao that was great!!!

[watercolour]

not funny at all becuase it is just stupid, simply bullshiting...... first, no disease kill in 10 seconds, if there is, it would more likely to be poison or injury. Secondly, if the patient is dying, the doctor should shut the f*** up and try to save that person rather talking stupid sh*t like this.

Funny joke should be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=RUKhpgdmois

[zhanhui]

omg, that link is horrible. the guy isn't funny. stOOOOpid. stephen chow is like god. if that guy is funny to you, your sense of humor is wack.

[vorte297]

Agreed, watercolour, i want the last thirty seconds of my life back from viewing your link

[Tommy12435]

U just ruined the damn joke

[watercolour]

there wasn't a joke in the first place.

[VidelKM]

HAHAHA that is hilarious XD

[alucardio]

???

[stonedfenix]

weak

[coolninja]

lol it was funny

[AnimeMangaLuver]

Haha dat wuz funni

[lilliums]

That's pretty good, hahaha.

[deadperson93]

..... i dun get it wats da joke?

[xxDollyNoodlesxx]

hahahaha! funny! This is good- thank you!

[ravenshield936]

hahah this one makes sense

good one

[mikailtap]

that was funny...gotta try that one

[sciphyqrl]

lol omg-osh, hahah

[elvispresleyweeps]

The joke's mediocre, but just Stephen Chow saying it makes it funny.

[noneofyrbwax]

lmfao

10......

9,8,7.....

[uncomplicated]

lol-_-

[wolvezgurl]

LOL!!! That's funny!

[Cotoprius]

Thanks! I'll go try this one on my dad. XD

[darkcliffz]

o ok, I've heard different ones of these before. yeah, the way he says it is kinda funny xP... stephen chow rocks =P

ok, now so I can be a cantonese whore. for those that didn't understand... a terminally ill patient asks his doctor "how long do I have to live?" the doctor replies "10..." then the patient panics before the doctor finishes *thinks: damn. 10 years? 10 months? or 10 hours?* the doctor replies "9... 8... 7..."

enjoy. (no, that wasn't a literal translation.)

[acel12]

lol...this is funny~~...the joke is okay but the way stephen says it makes it more funny..lol..