Stone Fish

[kitsunenoroi]

My cousins daughter stood on one of these when she was younger.

[MsLoveMusic28]

Cool

[uyy7uhy]

10 minutes later someone goes for a little paddle in the pool and stands on him

[leddeath80]

seriously, this guy has BAWLS! no but seriously, those things are dangerous mofos. He should have tossed it into the ocean. Most people walk on beaches bare foot and those things hurt like hell.

[hotuckfai]

u r very kind to that stone fish. tumb up for u.

[14Mentalist]

i want one as a teddy bear and i shall call it Squishy

[xathanaric]

Haha the man's dialogue is awesome!

[JiminyKracker]

Trained professional, but still a crazy mofo.

[Rigsbymortisful]

wear heavy diving boots and stamp on the bastard

[TheBagBalm]

I caught one of these mofos off of my crab net. The fish was just chewing on my bite not worrying that its caught. Lazy ass criters.

[gongxia649]

poor guy he is alone

[cougher989]

LOL at 2:30 the way they filmed it made it look like something was flying into the water from the right.

[PETROVISOR]

@cougher989 i absolutely fucking lol'd when i noticed that haha

[MasterBoy392]

am better in my swimming pool xD

no need for sea :/

[proslayerI]

Well who wants to join

[TheNeostrike]

artige..

[proslayerI]

Who wants to join a clan on black ops we r called LOST we need a few more members

[uguuXdesu]

@proslayerI no

[mrgrimezHD]

the size of those fucking Spines... Holy fucking shit :|

[PersonDude156]

later that day he watches the news and finds out a kid stepped on the on the fish he put back into the water and died

[julianawztv]

Got sensation back in my finger after a few days but had recurrent kidney pains periodically for several years afterwards." Other stories describe sting victims wanting to have their stung limb amputated from their body

[julianawztv]

A survivor describes the pain on stepping a stonefish - "I got spiked on the finger by a stonefish in Australia. Imagine having each knuckle, then the wrist, elbow and shoulder being hit in turn with a sledgehammer over the course of about an hour. Then about an hour later imagine taking a real kicking to both kidneys for about 45 minutes so that you couldn't stand or straighten up. I was late 20s, pretty fit physically and this was the tiniest of nicks.

[ryhorn100]

Here's a survival tip for when walking through areas inhabited by stonefish - make sure your shoes' soles are made of kevlar 3 inches thick. Those spines can puncture a car's tyres.

[destroyxeverything]

He's a crazy bastard for lifting n talking to that thing lmao

[retartedchicken619]

Thats stupid that lokks like a area where childrem might go

[Pooshooter5k]

@retartedchicken619 So?

[gnarkillkicksass]

@retartedchicken619 Lol everywhere where children go and play in Australia can contain dangerous wildlife.

[HONORGUARD308]

@retartedchicken619 . . . . . this is Australia. .. everything is dangerous

[bekir89]

yeah good guy, just go put him in the water again so people can step on him -.-

[JasonAndSonicVideos]

croc owns head 0:01

[whitesnowable]

LOL the part with"good.god.you are ugly" is so funny....

[DonforDead]

"Good...GOD!! You're ugly!"

[lightofurnight]

Goddamn crazy bastard holding the fish after talking about how dangerous it is.

[flopsdawilly]

no amount of professional training would make me feel safe picking one up. poisonous/venomous are fast becoming my #1 fear. thanks a lot fact-based nature programs >: (

[hitomekakera]

good gosh your ugly :P

[elmasfr3gon1]

LMAO at 2:24

[kikemendez100]

Fuck wat a motafucka ugly fuckin fish

[NSLOpTiiiCzz]

HE sound slike peirce borsman or what ever



[HDYDthat]

why is it that all the sharks dangerous reptiles, and venomous fish are all in australia??

[fadalisdestroyer666]

"good god thats cute" lol

[chercherchercher]

"good god you're ugly" lol

[alishawoo1997]

You idiot don't put it under murky water people are gonna walk there and definitely not see it

[TravisDrago]

good god your ugly

[MrJackPD]

I'm subscribing to him for picking it up. I did not expect that.

[strictlyformyninja]

There ya go mate. Now someone else can step on ya. LOL

[CrashtUnBurned]

This guy's balls are so heavy they must be made out of pure Osmium.

[lpwbeasty]

good god you're ugly....haha made my day

[ph4tboy]

"Come here, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Good god, don't ever do this, ok? I'm a trained professional."

AAARGH MY HAND! YOU MOTHER****** FISH! AAARGHG GURGLE... dead.

[dasudosomia]

@ph4tboy LOL i thought he was gonna get bitten, i was waiting :P

[xmazz31x]

2:22 i am still laughing so hard lolololol good god you are ugly

[aloysius374]

is the stonefish venomous

[swanboy2]

Thumbs up if you came here because of Billy Connolly

[Kainlarsen]

"...Good God, you're ugly!"

XD

[salvucciable]

Steve Irwin would've picked it up, and Bear Grylls wouldn't ate it.

[blcklblsctylvr12]

hahahahha "good God you're ugly"

[dg1998original]

i wud wanna have tht in my fish bowl. but someone's gonna die. trust me i know im the worls shtiest fish keeper.

[Floydian6973]

I would've loved it if that stone fish would have flapped in his hand when he said it was ugly and sunk its spines into his hand. I mean I'd feel bad too but that would have been hilarious.

[squippy117]

I'm here cuz of Billy Connelly :)

[BananaSandwich1]

for gods sake you cant even go for a swim these days without being stung by some asshole fish, where do stone fish love so i can avoid going there?

[tzokjad9]

Oops...ignore the question mark

[tzokjad9]

Okay guys...I live in Australia...and reading all these comments people think that you will get killed easily here. The chances of seeing a stonefish is close to 0. Aswell as funnel web spiders etc. Never have I seen any of these animals for the 15 years that I've lived here.?

[BlackDymondX]

"good God your ugly" Hahahaha

[enoughsaid2U]

MY GOD YOUR UGLY!!! LMAO

[madekorth]

2:16

Looks like a monkey mask.

Hahaha think about it.

[geffcardo]

wow he put the fish in the pond.......now u wont even b able to c it

[Bugattiman1011]

how can people live in australia? there are spiders that will crawl up your arsehole and fucking bite you with poison when you're on the toilet and there are fish like this that will fucking kill you if you step on one when you're walking on the beach! Does this mean I will imminently be killed if I try to crap or go to the beach in australia? I'm not sure I'd chance it...

[TrollMead]

Do they always have 13 spines?

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

So let's recap now.

In Australia, the water kills you.

Snakes kill you.

Spiders kill you.

Birds kill you.

And now ROCKS kill you.

Am I allowed to do ANYTHING, Australia? Is every step on your barren soil that I take specifically wired in to some great subterranean brain housed within Ayers Rock that responds with 267 different clinical environmental hazards engineered for the sole purpose of trying to cause my death?

[yobro250]

@DaRkLoRdZoRc Snakes in Australia kill 2 people a year. Spider in australia haven't caused a death since 1987. Stonefish have never killed anyone in Australia waters[ through a stonefish sting is excruciatingly painful] So you have no idea what you are talking about. Australia has some of the LEAST dangerous animals in the world easily. Asia has far more deadly snakes and other venomous animals not to mention deadly large animals like elephants, rhinos, tigers etc.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

I'm quite sure you're a poisonous Australian animal, vegetable, and/or mineral, and thus I will not be listening to your advice.

[MsMariosonic]

stone fishes are not scary!

goldfishes are scary!

[AIDOZ]

my dad knows someone who stepped on a stone fish, it took three fully grown adult males to hold him down because he was writhing and screaming in pain!!

[akaboy4life]

Good god your ugly

[babiker2468]

Helping that fish like that slightly altered the evolution this species :D

[Snuffomatica]

I'm wearing my steel-lined sole Jungle boots whenever I'm on the beach from now on.:)

[vsboy25]

People who have stepped on them an lived cant describe the pain as they said it was like an out of body experience.probably the most painful thing on EARTH

[YoImThatGirl]

"good god youre ugly." :)

[ratpie]

good god your ugly! hahaha

[Thatjamaicanguy69]

haha wtfs he wearing?

[fopeloop]

id lol to death if he stepped on one on the way out of the water

[noodow715]

you sir... got balls

[6sic666666]

Good god youre ugly,Thats what I tell myself when I see my mother in law

[casonova17284]

yeha iv stood on a baby one and yehhh it hurts ....alot!

[casonova17284]

iv stood on one but it was only little and yep they hurt .....a hell of alot!

[iamginge1]

its only the puffer fishes skin thats poisonous, the stonefish has barbs that inject a lethal venom

[Tizzy3113]

i wouldnt be touching it :P lol but yes, good god he is ugly

[iYellowTv]

2:25 GOOD GOD UR UGLY

[gangrenous77]

These guys are near impossible to spot underwater. I'm still fascinated by them when I do manage to spot them though.

I take it that they only have dorsal spines?

[gangrenous77]

These guys are near impossible to spot underwater. I'm still fascinated by them when I do manage to spot them though.

I take it that they only have dorsal spines?

[marquinhovp]

Here in Brazil haves "PIRANHAS"... Piranhas are not venomous, but they can finish your marriage. Very dangerous kind.

[maverickckj]

@marquinhovp ya nasty little fishes but they only attacks struggling animals so if you see piranas stay calm!!

[napischu]

Saw one today when we went snorkeling. Was one meter away when we recognized it. Spooky :)

[FF4l1e]

id say rather a trained jackass really he should join jackass

[FF4l1e]

lol most venemous my ass try puffer fish=Fugu in japan

[slk320k]

Puffer fish are nt actually venomous at all.

They are poisonous.

There is a difference.

[maverickckj]

@slk320k well venoumous and poisonous is around the same but Fugu are prepared by well trained cheff which would remove the poison but however i wouldnt try my luck on them...

[noodow715]

@slk320k may i ask wuts the difference between venomous and poisonous?

[mjufpn]

@noodow715 Venom is any of a variety of toxins used by certain types of animals. Generally, venom is injected by such means as a bite or a sting. Poisons, by contrast, are eaten, inhaled, etc., by the victim.

[YawningBoy]

@slk320k what is the difference?

[racoon965]

@slk320k ha ha lol you just owned that guy

[beau99]

@slk320k While there is a difference; puffer fish are in fact venomous.

[akaronwow]

@beau99 I believe what he means is that a puffer fish is poisonous when ingested, however poses little threat simply swimming about. A stonefish, however, is incredibly dangerous to simply come in contact with.

[OMGMunkay]

@slk320k only there organs so if fishes eat them they die too :D

[dg1998original]

@slk320k realy whats the difference? becuz if they can kill. fuck it i can it poisonous, venimous i say them both sometimes.

[Natsuya123]

@slk320k what is difference between poisonous and venomous

[EdwardReggae]

@slk320k I don't really know much about all the stuff on your channel its just really cool to me xD but what is the difference between venomous and poisonous?

[YaiBugy]

@slk320k its the other way around, no? i thought that venomous meant they injected the venom through an apparatus, such as the spine on the stonefish, or the fangs on a snake... am i wrong?

[deadforsakenn]

@FF4l1e It IS most venomous fish ,child.

Why trying to be something that you are not?

[OlivierEg]

@FF4l1e An you have to eat them to get poison...

[mcdonkey500]

man those things are fucking ugly

[MengoMango]

uh, this is why i like living in cold places. The environment may kill you but it also kills all the deadly creatures.

[Xxdiebyebyetehe]

2:20 when he said that doesnt feel right i think i know why :D

[H0LYJEEBUS]

lol good god you're ugly

[antsman88]

just a small request for 2:11. would you mind NOT picking up that extremely poisonous fish? its making me nervous.

[madax132]

I love that guy lol, "you'll go find a box jellyfish to take the edge off", "good god don't ever do this" Good god you're ugly" "that doesn't feel right". Plus the accent just makes it better.

[frombris]

yeah but common sense will reduce your chances of getting done, like not stepping on smaller rocks in any area and shuffling your feet on the bottom to avoid stepping but i tell you this i catch a few baby ones about 1-2 inches in length when cast netting, biggest iv seen was about 1.5 times bigger than the one on the video

[davidhompsonYT]

Seriously, fuck Australia. Everything there is designed exclusivley to kill you.

[Skiezoo1]

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. They have a whole lot of dangerous and scandalous creatures over there...The only place when it comes to poisonous animals that's nearly as bad is Africa.

[eliseo07206]

@davidhompsonYT that is so mean, but really true and funny!!!!:)

[ChanielDang]

@davidhompsonYT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mjufpn]

@davidhompsonYT ahahahaha

[werd33386]

@davidhompsonYT well no wonder england sent their prisoners there.

[PRNigga23]

@davidhompsonYT tasmanian devil.. shark infested beaches.. stone fish.. why would someone even bother go there!?

[yobro250]

@PRNigga23 Indian has easily 20x more dangerous animals than Australia does

[yobro250]

@davidhompsonYT Thats why the have some of the least deaths caused by animals in the entire world. You are an idiot and have bought into the Aussie bull about their animals being dangerous when in reality they are MUCH less dangerous than animals from other continents like Asia.

[MsMariosonic]

@davidhompsonYT even the trees can kill you.

[MrJohn10210]

@MsMariosonic HAHA

[Map10193808]

@davidhompsonYT just like the song

[A51Blaze]

@davidhompsonYT Try living there. :P

[nuclearbugman]

@davidhompsonYT I agree with you, but stonefish aren't found exclusively in australia. I saw some while I was diving in Mexico

[Ducaz012]

fuck the beach

[SoggyWeetBix1]

dude u r keen to do that

[xxFlghterXxx]

lol that thing looks damn bored.

"good god you're ugly lmao"

but why put him in the water. someone might step on him :(

[MightyIceFoe]

LMFAO.. "Good god your ugly!"

[AndresBuddha]

rofl!! at 2:23

[highimhigh420]

good god your ugly

lol

[Direwolf56]

it looks as bored as heck when you look at its eyes too

[HiveFleetHydra]

hey wouldn't you be bored sitting in the exact same spot all day?

[slk320k]

lol

[omgdan23]

@HiveFleetHydra I think evolution removed the ability to get bored OUT OF THESE GOD DAMN FISH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH THESE FISH CANT GET BORED FUCKING YES YE SYES HE'S GOING TO KISS THE FUCKING FISH JESUS AHHHHHH

[VGRetro]

@HiveFleetHydra Not if I have a good book to read. LOL

[thekkinkproject]

@HiveFleetHydra

nah man when your a fish theres still codfish to play with