Get in my Guard 4 - GUILTYHUMOR.COM

[evergray]

It's natural to experiment!

[TheUFCnetwork]

The funny part is this guy probably really does train MMA.

[TheUFCnetwork]

2:50 LOL.

[michael18gomez]

EPIC

[bart84boss]

U are my master m8

[stillmattwest]

kind of like why you never meet people who have a "I got my head cut off" story. Classic.

[Utube490]

David Carredine trained this way, and he was a KUNG FU MASTER!

A W E S O M E!!

[usforeignpolicy]

At 2:47 autoerotic affixation lol

[squrl62ify]

"It's okay to experiment honey" XD

[ESAIESCAPETHEFATE]

This shit is so funny. Make part 5,6,7,8 and forever and ever!!

[stopsign97]

Dude please make a fifth your highlarious

[CerebralPrimate]

This vid is 100% quality. Great stuff, bro!

[Pencils440]

So so good....

[MrHashishish420]

KYAI!!!

[TheBurlingtonCrow]

"sorry thats my main sponsor"

[tylerhenry1024]

o yea you brake limbs well you should try me out because once i do my takedown you go so far down you meet satin himself

[onetyme52191]

choke resistance training i forgot about that part of the training

[OnFireFitness317]

Oh, this video is FULL of GOLD!! Wood Chipper. Carradine. Spider- 8 legs to break... whoa, it's just too much. I'll have to watch it again!!

[YoungAlgiers]

i produce more vegtibels then a farmers gurdin haha you alright



[ThePr0gram]

im no longer embarrassed, i'll just call it David Carradine Training

[bankNbakeGuy]

HAHAHAHHAH HE WAS WANKIN IT TO BROCK LESNAR!!!!

[iserenadeyourmum]

Anderson the spider silva?, please, i wished he was a spider, then i'll have 8 legs to break.... lol

[nateP82]

Holy shit! I will stop questioning you Guard immediately!

[jkerry]

that's the same reason no one ever has a "i got my head cut off story"

[TheRadioSucks]

this is where limbs come to be destroyed lolol

[busterbaby92]

pretty funny stuff



[flaw4888]

Dude.. Your truly amazing... Keep the videos going, this is the funniest stuff I've ever seen...

[TakeshixStudios]

LMFAO!!!

[TheVisualAddictGroup]

2:29 - 2:37

[JKT6]

LOL "welcome to my guard"

[0311gunz]

Hahaha... I love ur videos

[r0ber0000]

2:43 was the best part sooo funnnyyy hahaha

[100JamesX]

unbelievable form and technique #FTW

[15lilshy]

no one questions my cardio lol u tired terd

[phillyboyds]

Please make more. 

[skategangster]

JUST WATCHED ALL 4 VIDEOS, GOOD JOB - YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY!!!!!

[Team2Sexy]

hahaha he armbarred the broom

[ILOVECHICKFLICKS]

i put more people to sleep than ambion!

[ENERGYGTE]

keyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[kai199025]

was he choking himself to a picture of brock lesner??? heh aww brock has an admirer heh

[kai199025]

heheh the wood chipper heh i love that



[kai199025]

heh illegal move!! DQ!

[gogogodgeterror]

LOL absolutely lost it at the BSN stuff, great video.

[JuicyJayMediaWhore]

I Fuckin Love the Vids!!! " First you meet me then you meet the Lord"! CLASSIC!!

[ajdomy]

Funny shit man, keep it up!

[ManaGlassStudio]

Hahah...didn't notice is was Lesnar in the magazine before..lol..

[ManaGlassStudio]

This is pure gold..keep on at it! Cracks me up every time..

[Sipulka]

You are a star! And an idol for lots of guys in our BJJ club. Seriously man, you have it all - concentration, devotion and technique! Looking forward for new inspiration from you mestre! Please mention us - your humble fans from "Python" BJJ team, Saint-Petersburg, Russia!

[slim0128]

the spider silva... i wish he was a spider then i would have 8 legs to break lol

[ndooley001]

Ugly mo feeka

[refresherest1]

how does ur mom keep a str8 face? it's cool she "sponsors" you the only thing my mom sponsors is my drug habit ;-)

[slim0128]

@refresherest1 i got a best friend just like you ... we hang out alot.

[ThatOGDon]

oh man at 2:45

CLASSIC.

I can't stop laughing

[tokokuken]

Normally I'd say that this is the type of joke that would be best served as being left a one shot deal, but no, you've completely evolved this character. Please, keep playing with this.

[TheFatmatt5]

dude yout funny do you really train or wat i'm not hatin cause your funny but just askin cause the get in my guard series

[GsxR750Speedemon]

Anderson the "spider" silva? I wish he was a spider.. Then I would have 8 legs to break hahaha that's epic.. Gsp = George start praying lol

[ricosuave3355]

Haha whos in the picture when hes in the closet? is that brock?

[BizMoneyB]

"I put more people to sleep than ambien" that shit is funny

[shogunfan4life]

@BizMoneyB Lmao!! ha

[eFlux]

thats pretty good man. you need a bigger show, some new ideas and a budget!

[shogunfan4life]

@eFlux Agreed!

[ionrocker95]

he reminds me of daniel tosh

[MRCALIfornyay]

y do u sound like jim carey in the cable guy with the lisp wen hes playing basketball

[marvs420]

@MRCALIfornyay he's wearing a mouthpiece while he speaks.

[MRCALIfornyay]

@marvs420 YEA I KNOW IT REMINDS OF THE MOVIE CABLE GUY ITS A JIM CAREY MOVIE SRY FOR THE CAPS IM IN BILLY MAYS MODE

[marvs420]

@MRCALIfornyay haha 'salright, man.

[MRCALIfornyay]

@marvs420 have u seen the movie its fuckin awsome

[marvs420]

@MRCALIfornyay Yeah, man. I like it better than his other movies 'coz it has a darker tone. That, and because Jim Carey dunks a basketball in it. Heh.

[MRCALIfornyay]

@marvs420 yea no the best part in the movie was the medievel resturant

[tiecuando]

lmao

[xxxFaustusxxx]

NEED GET IN MY GUARD 5

[CleverDjembe]

"my heartbeat's easily 250bpm now" HAHAHAHA!!!

[whalenation1]

you think thats gay?? well is a broken arm gay, keeyaah!!! oh thats the balls, thats the balls...

[deek502]

My guard is like a wood chipper where limbs come to get destroyed! LOL Awesome! Best Get In My Guard yet!

[abrahmcontreras1]

hahahaha your a genius 

[gtdynobmx]

thatd be funny if these were legit and you sent them in

[Skwozniak]

man Iove your videos they're so hilarious

[cbproducktions]

Dude you're hilarious! I love these! The best part was "IS A BROKEN ARM GAY!? HEAAAAH!"

[mbauer08]

did u kill rampage and steal his chain?

[tfs94gt]

About time he made some more of these. Quality stuff lmfao!!!

[mynes120]

My heart rates easily 250bpm right now - LOL'd

[yerzahibetancourt]

you really do train (fight) right?

[MasterHatfield]

When I was at a party with Keith and some other buddys that 1:51 brought back memories heh

[MasterHatfield]

@MasterHatfield should be 1:45 sorry heh

[ilovetitties123]

"george start praying" "first you meet me then you meet the lord" good shit man i liked it.

[foxracernu]

wow, I hope he really dusent think he is a bad ass,, what a poon my 12 year old brother can kick his ass

[eikeldopje]

@foxracernu

how can you be such a fucking retard

seriously GET OF THE INTERNET NAO!!

[justingates]

@foxracernu doubt it its a joke he most likely is a mma fighter

[Tracer564]

hahahahahahahaha im training my choke resistence!!

[CoBros]

that was brilliant!

[uadamedit]

this shit is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! best of the 4 vids for sure

[sashmuscle]

A tip for your next skit, put the mouth piece in at the end so we can understand what you're saying and don't mistaken a speech impediment

[uadamedit]

@sashmuscle i understood everything he said just fine with that badass guard in his mouth. can't do that with a shockdoctor

[lcside]

lmao 2:49

[marvo75]

i wanna have ass sex wit yo mama

[13charachters]

Dude, how do you not just crack up when you're filming this?

[rjstylez59]

ill brake u idk need a sponser to deystroy u how bout u get in my guard but tat was a sick knee bar in the first video

[GorillaKingdomFN]

lol@his mom being his main sponsor. I liked the first 2 videos the most but that part cracked me up. The ending was pretty good too. Keep up the good work.

[esl21]

This was awesome!

[l4p3m8]

first your meet me then you meet the lord

[Chubzdoomer]

@l4p3m8 HAHAHAHA!

[Tsalmaveth]

Hell, Dana should have you on as a guest commentator for a UFN in character. It would likely be even more hilarious if Rogan played along as well.

[TristanPhoenix]

hahaha the wood chipper!!! I love it man, hilarious! lol training choke resistance, too funny dude!!!

[irulebitch]

that was awsome haha

[SemperFidelis0609]

my heart rate is easily at 250...has to be one of the greatest videos ive ever seen

[PrimoSkeeter1904]

This shit is fucking money

[DONVITSKI]

DAIM... Ive been praying for a 4th.... your hillarious

[Legionator]

Damn man your a genius.

[IpponDropkick]

Oh god, so much of this is absolutely hilarious.

Get In My Guard is quickly becoming a favorite around my judo club. Needs to continue!

[TonyBtheEG]

I like these videos.

[Druj1tsu]

AHHHH HA ha ha ha!

[NormanWasHere]

finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRDGK15]

tap or ill snap! Tap or ill snap! hahaha i love your videos

[BUDDHASPORT]

I love you.. lmafao

[evildeadmitch]

I hate it when people send me links to their crappy youtube videos.... but Zimm101 can send me videos all day long. Zimm101 is a Total BadAss.... I would never get in his guard. {From: Your#1 Fan}

[Jujitsukillu]

haha! best one of the 4!

[AverageAsianMe]

That's a pretty good arm bar. To practice it without the cup is legendary

[gijoyojo1]

Got your mom in on it huh?Good stuff dude lmao at 2:40 keep it up!

[ijustdiditforthelulz]

Brilliant.

[jj237]

lmfao i thought i was the only one with caradine jokes

iiiii waaass wrong hahaha

good shitt

[MidWestOutdoorz]

So what does it take to get that badass Sponsorship???

[Zimm101]

Cracking bones is like a mating call, they come to me.

[DudeIKilledKenny]

HIYAHH!!

[BLACKxxxIRISH]

OMFG definitely worth the wait all ur video have me laughin my ass off man MAKE MORE MORE MORE!

[BYSCLICK417]

"IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE WOOD CHIPPER... BECAUSE THIS IS WERE LIMS COME TO GET DESTROYED!" ahahahaha

[findthejohn]

You gonna win! Big time.

[TheNintendhoe]

Is that your Mom in the video?

[Zimm101]

Yeah thats my Sponsor/Mom

[KnottPatriot]

@Zimm101 you must make part 5 soon.

[wwechamp7]

@Zimm101 man id hate to fight you

[TheNintendhoe]

fifth

[Shadow108900]

Haha i love these man. Keep it up!