Pay Me Now

[AllPro777]

This shit is WHORE-rendous. Yes, WHORE.

[mryandao54]

what?

[turnedmetothesky]

I can see why the Avatars of They want this guy. wait..no I cant..

[KholdSeraph89]

I can't wait until he represents the Avatars of They.

[moto1p1]

A still picture of Jesse James holding out his hand tattooed with "Pay Up Sucker" Would have been funnier... Rick rolled again!

[curlylockproductions]

why is this written in a minor key? If it was major it probably wouldn't so so bad..well it'd be bad..just not as shitty.

[ReMix3r7196]

that girl singer SUCKS.

[demon91]

Well shit, I've lived in Tupelo for a year now and I've still yet to see this fuckin' guy anywhere. Damn. :(

[BrickGrease]

OMFGJC, this is so fucking stupid, but funny

[NewZen41]

My fellow Youtubers, I present you the area where I live!

The South! XD

[ColossalPigeon]

I know this guy, he works in the meat section at Kroger

[demon91]

@ColossalPigeon

The one over by Chik-Fil-A and the mall, etc.?

[ColossalPigeon]

@demon91 no the one by burger king on the other side of town



[demon91]

@ColossalPigeon

Heh, no wonder I've yet to see him then.

[dustbunster95]

A film by Quentin Tarantino.

[sandlot40]

I've seen that guy in working in the meet dept at Kroger in Tupelo...LOL

[TripleRainbowify]

Oh my God - her singing. His singing. OH MY GOD.

[634devil]

@TripleRainbowify Yeah, some people just know how to sing......for instance these two don't at all.

[ColossalPigeon]

This guy works at Kroger. ive seen him before

[ozzirt]

Will you accept a kick in the nuts as part payment?....  I'll give you another one next week if you want.

[KE4RWS]

Looks like they got every bit of the $57 worth they invested in this ad.

[hourglass44]

It sounds like the girl is singing "842-HELL" at the end!!! Hilarious.

[KidFunkyFry15]

he keeps looking around like the female voice is his schizophrenia

[pmroxh]

@mocha007ful Thanks for your input, Mona. I'll be sure to have Mr. Youtubeman give you a call.

[Fightdebt]

I wonder if it works.

[dumbdads]

This kind of crap doesn't work. If it did then you'd see companies like McDonalds and WalMart using this kind of marketing. If you don't have anything better going on in your life then make a stupid commercial and hire a fat pig with a 50 lb head to do it for you.

[Casanovabeeotch]

HAHAHAHA, I haven't laughed so hard I cried in a long time. I live in Covington, Tn and I saw it on TV and thought I was gonna die

[MusicAndLove217]

GAH! THAT CHICK IS SOOO OFF KEY! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!! D'X

[StrangeChemical5]

For a minute I thought it was a flame burger commercial. I mean he has the pissy look of a fat kid who was denied a happy meal

[licialicous]

wtf?

[BadAcidVacation]

Maybe the worst song ever

[parnakuma]

mystery man from the tv/debt collector/law firm/kroger meat department, you had me at

DON'T! YOU! DAYEUURRRR!

with that expression like you finally even scared yourself a little.

genius.

[joneskoolaiddrinker]

LOL @ "Don't you dare" So White Trash.

[usetheforce93]

THIS COMERCIAL IS HILARIOUS!!

[demon91]

Dude, do you live in Northern MS too??? I lived in Starkville for the last few years (Saltillo now) but I remember around 07/08 this commercial would play NONSTOP and it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[bosstweed0]

It's so bad it's memorable. That was their plan all along.

[longgone263]

FUCK THIS

[ThrashMetalForces]

My ears are literally bleeding form the woman's voice.

[MrHolabogalog]

ahahahhaha



[teddilytoodily]

That is some amazing singing goin' on right there.

[CircularPerfection]

Yeah, I actually live near Tupelo, Mississippi (where this ad originates from), meaning I get to endure this little gem every time I watch a new episode of House or The Office. Local channels are lame, man.

[demon91]

@CircularPerfection

Ha, I know your pain... back then, in Starkville... wow.

[demon91]

@CircularPerfection

Dude, this, George Sherman, and the old Wasson's commerical (good food, good food, good food, good food, lotsa fun, lotssa fun, lotsa fun, lotsa fun at WASSON'S!!!)... the trio of shit Golden Triangle Commercials.

[kallikusta]

WTF is this ?

[dweedwee]

bitch can't sing.

[masic88]

"I DON'T CAYUH — DON'T U DAYUURRR!"

[TheChasethispanic]

I'm glad I don't live in Starkville ms. My friend does and he said it comes on every commercial break almost. Lol aweful.

[TheJamesDun]

@TheChasethispanic I can say first hand, your friend is RIGHT.

[jpd782]

So, wait. I'm confused. Is this bald guy the lawyer? Or the person the lawyers will be "fighting" in court? He say's "Pay me Pay me Pay me." That's a lawyer talking. But, then he said, don't call. God. My IQ just dropped after watching that.

[dandylion16]

uhhh.....

uhhhhhh....

w...t...f...

[TopRamenKickAss]

this can't be real....

[SolaceMarine]

please tell me someone turned the EQ on this way up before they put it on youtube just to be funny. I mean yeah the commercial sucks but you can get less distortion off a webcam mic these days..

[Hammett11]

@SolaceMarine from the way it sounds, they couldn't even afford a pop filter

[Hammett11]

he sounds like Cleveland from family guy!

[DarkCrayon92]

@Hammett11 Yes xD

I am so glad this isn't in my area

[smitty01209]

@Hammett11 Thought the same thing at the "Don't you dare!" part...

[Hammett11]

@smitty01209 exactly!

[bosstweed0]

@Hammett11 I know right!!

[joecamnet]

HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE MY TWIN...

Who is that guy??

[mryandao54]

tBH IM SCARED

[triplev789]

omg so aweful!! Thumbs up anyways

[jlkmercer]

who copied whom? Did this guy copy john orcutt?

[lilbeckham80]

@jlkmercer yep. you can tell because some of the lines dont fit. the john orcutt one was bad but this one sucked even more

[malcommerriweather]

@lilbeckham80 Yes...sucked so bad it was pure genius!!!

[thelaurenashleyy]

@jlkmercer, no, orcutt copied this.

[ellie927]

unfortunately my daughter who is 2 knows a line from this crap! haha..gotta love the south!

[mryandao54]

Weird shit

[youalwaystubin]

john orcutts was better

[keyofc83]

it sure was!

[BrickGrease]

@youalwaystubin agreed

[hippytrippygypsy]

This commercial makes me want smash my head open on the fireplace every time it comes on.

[cowboybear40]

As nerveracking as this video is, the song sticks with you unfortunately. I was told that guy works in one of TUpelo grocers in the meat department

[TupeloMsBoy]

Every time this commercial comes on I flip the channel. It is so annoying.

[badpanda84]

@TupeloMsBoy what more annoying than the debt collector calls

[txsandman2]

@TupeloMsBoy So you look it up on YouTube?

[cheersdlh]

Have you guys seen the North Carolina rip off of this commercial? The guy looks close, but the singing is MUCH better...

[malcommerriweather]

I know this is an old post but the NC commercial was the original.

[purelyskill]

I see this every morning here in Starkville, MS. My buddies and I were talking and we came to conclusion that we would have loved to be at the meeting where they decided on this commercial.  If this was the best, what were the others like?

[ArsenicEntertainment]

he looks like a guy I owed money to once... i never paid him though.

[tupeloman38804]

I know this guy. he is the absolute biggest nothing since the invention of the zero.

[mortimerisinterestin]

That's not nice.

[btbsecond]

u know kenny u really need some new material

[PokeFire50]

I remember this commercial. I wonder why they stop airing it?

[nicolais82]

They haven't stopped...just saw it a minute ago!

[SippRider89]

hahaha this is one of those things that is so bad it's an embarresment to see it on TV. I think they quit running this commercial.. thank goodness!

[ThiefInLaw]

No dude, it's back on... Unfortunately.

[coffeefaucet]

Sometimes I sing this when I get my paycheck.

[soulcitysigma]

sorry dude but the raleigh version is better

[TessaGates87]

HE WORKS AT KROGER~~~~~~

[kennycook]

LOLOLOL!!! You're kidding!  Which one?

[nicolais82]

as the butcher...lol!!!

[TessaGates87]

Yeah Haha!! I personally think thats... HILARIOUS!!

[DomWrath]

rofl, amazing

[devo38839]

i just saw this on tv and decided to look it up and it was here. quite sad commercial

[haylen]

on the tags in the comments it says fat guy flames

[michaelbrit]

I thought I saw him working at kroger! now I know I'm not crazy!  YAY

[kameron2525]

head on commercials are better than this... i live in oxford so this comes on alll the time

[raptor17d]

i just saw this add on tv like 5 seconds ago its so terrible

[KidnapedLily]

aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH­AHAAAA! XD ITS SO BAD!

[astimuller]

Pathetic commercial.

[blake38821]

you should be shot.... multiple times

[msugrad2008]

AWESOME!!! I live in Starkville and see this all the time. Thanks for uploading!

[Goooooaaal]

this guy loves to smell his own farts!

[Kristen628]

Ah! I'm so so glad someone put this on YouTube. It's quite possibly the most annoying/awesome thing in the history of time.

[btbsecond]

WOW!! Im on youtube. by the way that is not my voice and yes we RECREATED a commercial. Yes I work at Kroger meat dept. and yes i could see where some of you see it as annoying but think about it.. To all of you that hate it.. You know it by heart admit it. and think about it isnt that what a commercial is supposed to do?

[demon91]

@btbsecond

Wait, you're the bald guy? You still work at the Tupelo Kroger?

[mindychan]

What's even worse is that I KNOW the guy! LOL I went to school with him and he works at the Kroger's that's less than a block from me.

This is terrible! Hahahahaha

[demon91]

@mindychan

Wait, where is this, in TUpelo? The big bald guy? I MUST meet him!!!!

[midnitelilly]

@demon91 Yep. In Tupelo. Look up at the other comments. I wasn't going to announce where he works but others have, haha.

[demon91]

@midnitelilly

I am REALLY tempted to go find him and bug the FUCK out of him now. Ha ha.

[maityouwhat]

Geez, you'd think they'd at least pick people who could carry a tune for the commercial... but it is way funnier with the tone deaf ones, so... whatever.

[twain101]

I'm so glad the world can see this now

[karyhead]

I love this commercial. It's so Tim and Eric

[KINGOFSPEDS0]

haha, yep, tupelo was a great city until that commercial came on

[dukejeff2000]

This is the most annoying commercial in the history of TV.

[triplenerd]

lawllllllll