Now That's What I Call Hatemail Vol 5

[TyphoonThaReapa]

LMAO "Nigger Bitch"! XD ROFL

[Williamtipq]

You probably would be killed for being a demon in the dark ages literally. I would be too though. I scream louder than you sometimes. This was hilarious. Love you man.

[MrMonkeyInk]

Funny as hell!

[BlazeKaizer]

wow just the dumbest sacks of shit who leave such retardedly bigotted hate on your vids. just the stupidity of people makes me sick to my stomach. im gunna punch so many babies thanks to these shit heads. keep up the good work cough

[DesertSun0]

I'm not sure if its the camera or what, but your eyes are really really blue in this video.

[tonemenolc]

Lol, too funny. I especially liked "Mum, why are you commenting on my videos?".

[RagdollRalph]

I love how there's a Scientology commercial on this video:D

[Oggestaden]

i think he means -er... X'''D

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

English Maddox?

[hildegain]

"You picking random words here?" That's what I thought XD

Wait a minute, since when is "secular humanist" an insult?? XD

Are these people actually taking pills for the shit they suffer from?

[NowLearnAboutIslam]

You really are SUCH a prick Coughlan but this whole series is genuinely fucking funny. Literally laugh out loud.

[cubsfan999990]

I am a Christian. However, I don't believe that just by the way you act that that God hates you because there is nothing that can make the Lord love you any less, a lot of Christians fail to realize that the Bible says that.

[TheNarcMan]

"Mum why are you commentin' on my videos?"

XD

[Urchie2009]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube in a while!

[ruthless6661]

hahahahahaha funny shit love this video

[speerdali]

Man, How could anyone NOT like this guy?

[CovenantOfLove]

this guy always let's you post your videos...no matter what...real man...period

[curiousgeorge1940]

How about a vid with a translation ( into English ) of those cretinous emails ?



[RightBackAtYa1987]

LMAO I absolutely loved this video, defos gna watch the other. Subscribe button has also been hit :)

[madjimms]

"drop to your knees & call him the lord" wow, these religious types sure are kinky.

[Muskateering]

I can't stop laughing, HA HA HA!!!!

[Muskateering]

Coughlan's the man!

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

lol, the religious love

[alexxeii]

I'm crying with laughter :D Anyone know the background music, which makes a hilarious video even more so? :D

[Muskateering]

@alexxeii it's Don't Leave Me this Way by the Communards, lol.

[chrisw3212]

And i thought i hated jedward..

[jakiedark]

was it a hate mail or comedy mail?

I guess that the guy was either drunk, stoned, both or maybe he lost the good part of his working brain in a freaky accident. Or maybe all of the above options.

or it is a sock account of that gorilla guy, about the same.

[cheechierocks]

"are you gonna send your dad on me!" ...some of that was a bit difficult to read eh? ...keep up the good fight rick 'the dick'... oh and happy new year... i'd love to see you share a stage with my brother in manchester or on the fringe circuit... if you're interested check him out... the monkey poet (Matty P)

[TheYemenight]

your a very logical person my friend don't let these idiots tell you less you may not believe in him but my God smiles on you for standing up against racism peace be with you

[skeptical1001]

You must be very proud of such rave reviews. You know you are doing an awesome job with feeedback like that. Peace.

[Gliese581f]

...and the Christians think of themselves as being morally superior.

[neonblast]

hey dick, are you going to do a show in nottingham? i wanna see you live, you rock!

[VoxNeruda]

It's painfully obvious that the "hate-mail" is but fourth-generation monkey random generator.

True, a step up from the third, that was only capable of four-letter vulgarities- but still one expects something less primitive to fill the void.

[likkkker]

Coughlan Great Videos by you, you are a smart person and of-course a good human.

Better you upload hd videos It makes your videos more interesting than it is.

[NShimaru]

I love your hatemail readings, they're so damn amazing.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

3:08 - Draco!

[Enki1013]

At least I know none of them are from my husband. Usually he will state his real name, then say what he is doing or going to do with the offending person's mother.

Stalk you on facebook? Nah. What happens on YouTube, stays on YouTube. =D

[TheBoomerpirate]

over educated moron? LOL!

[5oodings]

profl

[iNK666]

Catch a nut in my butt? Hahaha! 

[fighterace2688]

rofl, not surprised these are coming from gorilla's cult.

[ShaaaBang73]

LOL



[hal970fx]

These should really be compiled into a book.

[Polkadottedpanda225]

This is his first video I`ve seen. After 10 seconds. I subscribed.

[BiodegradeableMan]

Will he be there in person at his live show?

[Corjha]

cut that hair boy

[fadetoGTR]

@Corjha unlucky

[MrNinjayoda]

That's incredibly funny.

[iCitiz3nP0vv3R2]

I couldn't stop laughing, this is CLASSIC !

[UlyssesHawke]

ouch ... my belly hurt from laughing ...

[jennyjoe798]

Can't....Stop....Laughing!!!! Oh man....the whole "Well I'm not going to get that from you, am I, cunt?" I died....Crying laughter is good for a person....lol!

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

PS: Hope you are taking vitamin D as you're really pale. Living in Scotland would mean you're almost certainly deficient in it, which means you will have constant low moon, low energy, and are putting yourself at risk of cancer and bone troubles. So definitely take a supplement like Ostelin.

Also, it's a bit girly, but i find it works wonder: the tanning salon. It does make you feel better.

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

Is that a birthmark on your face? It actually suits you. Some people say birthmarks are scars from a previous life, which means your would've had a sword pierced throught the front of your skull some time during your cosmic existence. Neat.

[GrandePresidente]

how wouldst thou vote regarding Scottish independence, I guess assuming you'd have to adopt the euro?

[ydyammo]

hah... that was quite entertaining... ^_^ *cheers*

[xChasingOblivionx]

Hey Cough, Are you coming to Scotland again?

[Coughlan616]

@xChasingOblivionx i live here

[ClTIZEN]

@Coughlan616 unlucky

[KaiTendo174]

@Coughlan616 lolol :D

[DarthAardvark1977]

Thanks for doing a mass unblocking campaign rich. I appreciate it buddy. Maybe we can talk about feelings sometime but i digress. Catch yah later big guy.

[MrRyan23xx]

Wish i got Aids for Christmas, all i got was a fucking iPhone....better go tweet about it.

[ADonnyKenn]

Yer pure me best aids-infected-niggabitch mucker. Just sayins aw,

[0Cindrum0]

@ADonnyKenn dude what? looooooool your mentally challenged

[ADonnyKenn]

@0Cindrum0 heh, Coughlan lives in Scotland now, e'w onderstandus.

[0Cindrum0]

@ADonnyKenn >Insert Jackie Chan "Da Fuq?" Meme Here<

[TheAnteMatter]

You are an intergalactic space reptile in the illuminati! Only his noodly appendage can save you!

[666brandon666]

Why are these people so obsessed with AIDS?

[ALGfunk]

Niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz

[Nagneto]

Twatface? LOL WTF

[InfidelAvenger]

Also, what is the background music on that video called?

[Coughlan000]

@InfidelAvenger Dont leave me this way by The Communards

[fadetoGTR]

@InfidelAvenger swimming back - man with 2 things

[InfidelAvenger]

Drinking With Bob's fanboys made better material.

[iLIKEtotallyL0VEit]

These people really are quite amusing in their stupidity.

[WarRogers]

Yep that's hate mail all right

[steviebkhall]

THANKs for being YOU !

[steviebkhall]

My dear king ObAMA ,SET those people FREE !!

[steviebkhall]

Fuck 'em.They're Idiot dumb drunks kid incsest victims ,and they don't know it ! Help me save ? America .And I'll scramble the the bastards of yours .

[steviebkhall]

Rich ;ilove ya Cive sovereignty toSCOTTLAND,IRELAND,JAMAICA ! FUCK the Scabs ! Fuck the banksters ,the rascsists,.The AMERICANS.FUCK LONDON ! TAX UM !! THE BASTARDS WOULDN#T be such PIGS ! SKY NEWS ;DO YA see A Similarity ??!!.

[whedonfreak976]

Wow Richard, i used to think i had it bad, but your hate mail is a hell of a lot worse than mine is. WOSERS.

[gir908922]

I love when you guys read the logically and grammatically deprived crap these fucktards send you. XD

[YouDabian]

This video is hillarious! :)

[shrikechan]

I. CAN'T. BREATHE!

[nurseyjon]

Lol

[AnotherGreatComment]

I like the part when he read hate mail

[mezandtheband]

demonic wha haa

[SuperGarcer]

To many drugs if u ask me

[unhappy4life9]

So he's making an effort to tell a story about the Tuskegee Airmen and show respect to them, and somehow that makes him a racist? Every time a white person mentions race, no matter what is said, it makes the speaker a racist? You people making these ridiculous accusations are morons. Open your eyes and look at the context and obvious intentions instead of calling "racist" every 5 minutes. ANTI-RACIST IS CODEWORD FOR ANTI BROWN.

[ScAgCoWbOy]

''...i see that you are much like your father" :DDDD

[longded]

well that was a bunch of costructional comments, I know how to live my life now! ;]]]

[iRiggers]

@longded I heard that if you leave Coca Cola in the toilet for 12 hours it removes all the shit stains.

[longded]

@iRiggers toilet brush immediately after is more or less as effective, if you use bleach at the same time its pretty flawless? ;]]]

[NoService01]

This guy is brilliant even if he does look like a rabid squirrel, I lol'd before the video had stopped buffering.

[ctastrophe]

Now that's what I call Hatemail!

Volume 5.

[MsCatfire]

Lol too funny..glad you don't let that negative crap get you down. Happy New Year to you also

[IsThatEtchas]

Here's some love from me, one guy said you needed it. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE <3

[TheSamara89kitten]

Yep, you're possessed by DEMONS!!!

[unhappy4life9]

I LUV BIG NIGGA COCK, LOL, LMAO.

[gleehmee]

The 'evolved from monkeys and then from blacks' line angers me enormously. Blacks kept evolving after other races diverged. That's if it's even true that they were our first skin colour. A single feature being kept doesn't mean the rest of the body hasn't evolved.

[Daealis]

@gleehmee Well I recon the first "humans" wouldn't be able to interbreed with the modern man, and I'm pretty certain there are plenty of these god-forsaken color-mixing couples out there, that have a kid in the family.

But the grammar in those hatemails leads one to suspect some Super Mario(the movie)- type of de-evolution on-going in certain social groups.

[gleehmee]

@Daealis "god-forsaken color-mixing" couples? was that a joke?

[Daealis]

@gleehmee Yes. An attempt to sound about as stupid as these fanmails.

[MrHumenist]

aids infected nigga bitch ! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

[TheSpoonFedFukWit]

Brother, that can't be your facebook with 28 friends, is it? Link me, please.

[bolly12345]

Nut in the butt lmfao

[AlienFreak69]

half of those sounded like trolls

LOL

[ambervig]

That was hilarious!

[oldcomic1]

I thought I got good hate mail. Can't hold a candle to you

[sheikhyaboooty]

Until reading many of these comments I considered myself to be perfectly satisfied with the Darwinian idea of how we came to be, however I`m now having doubts. It appears that natural selection can be observed to act in reverse given the nature of many of the comments here. I hope Mr Dawkins et all are aware of this suprising new turn of events.

[DwiteTheSpriteKnight]

What can be said about your most dedicated haters? Bullshit baffles brains is the saying that comes to mind.

[DwiteTheSpriteKnight]

Something weird has happened here. I look up and see a view count which reads 302, yet there are 610 likes to 8 dislikes. Now I'll see what I think of the video.

[666alilthrowedoff666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA THATS some funny shit...... for your stand up show you could read your hate mail!

[peyo001]

Fuck, I nearly sprayed the screen with coffee during this!

Hilarious shit, please do more!!

[HellsCowBoy666]

Religion of peace of fucking ass.

[TruthSurge]

I would say that I missed the Dick but... well, you know. :)

[thelegendmyst1]

Missed you dick!

[durtygrrrl]

AIDS for Christmas...there's a song in that, I think. Burl Ives-style.

[Osias1983]

Lol! Nut in your butt? Do you eat a lot of peanuts? A lot of these haters have quite a fixation for dicks and anal.

[HebaruSan]

I pray that you get cancer and make a full recovery after receiving quick, painless, effective treatment. Get AIDS the day before the cure is discovered.

[Tchado1000]

You have some "articulate" haters XD

[ZERO9098767]

watch out... that one kid's gonna tell his daddy on you XD

[GreatBigBore]

Well, you ARE batty.

[liljoke2050]

omg i lmao at this...i didnt knew u were an atheist althoug i do believe in christ and god i enjoy watching your vids as they let me see your pov but i also like to watch to lmao lol.....nice work keep doing what your doing

[lazyperfectionist1]

Why is it so hard for caucasians to claim that we are genetically superior without, in the process, providing evidence to the contrary?

[Reaper818dn]

HOLY HATEMAIL BATMAN!

[ctastrophe]

Fuck! I didn't know that, as an atheist, I believed that since I'm white I'm better than blacks. Guess I never got the memo.

Well, time to join the Klan I suppose.

[azmanabdula]

@ctastrophe yes indeed......what clans men having the bible open to a certain page with a dagger on it has to do with Atheism....

maybe it was sarcasm!

[tonymarie1984]

why do you always sound like your about too cry, like some one just punched you and you start whineing like a bitch about how you just got hit.

[Pancerni]

What the fuck is wrong with people!?. . . seriously,this is why I sometimes hope for an extinction level event.Sorry you have to put up with this crap.From one infernal entity to another,keep on keeping on Richard!.

[Archetype100]

Welcome back, Coughlan. Gotta love hate mail XD

[Skraeling1000]

Book of Skraeling ch1.

1: And it seemeth verily that the overly zealous taketh their knowledge from the KJV bible.

2: Thus, they knoweth notte the moderne rules of spellinge or grammar

3: They taketh their cues from ye nastye partes of ye olde testament, and lo! Buggery and all forms of nut-abuse take place.

4: And it came to pass that they descendeth to the pits of hell whereupon they pulleth up all the vileness in their writinges.

Amen. Or summat.

[Atheistcat2004]

"I'd like to hear is you over-educated moron"

Being able to use correct grammar makes anyone look "over-educated" (Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean), in comparison to that individual.

Doesn't anyone use spell or grammar check anymore? Normally I have to be wasted to need it.

Unless that guy is a Poe, and is a master of irony.

[opaldragon75]

"Mom, why are you commenting on my videos"  it took me 15 mins to stop laughing at that one!

[Hereticbooks]

I especially liked the one that came in the form of an incomprehensible sentence that included the word "moron," directed at you.

[Klingschor]

CROFLIN U R A FAGGT-NIGER_WO2MAN/PAKILOOVER!­!!

(I just wanted to get in on the sweet action)

:D

[Klingschor]

lool

[ImmortalMojo]

I'd almost start sending you hatemail just to make you say crazy shit

[thergonomic]

I just can't believe that Gorilla199 isn't a troll... I just can't believe that he is real...

[TheHigherVoltage]

@thergonomic He's only mildly delusional compared to some of the people in my town.

[InfidelAvenger]

@thergonomic Oh gorilla's real he's just also insane and full of shit.

[Jaytheozzi]

interesting how these fucking retards cant get a grasp on the idea we believe there is NO GOD so therefore HE CAN NO SMITE US. i mean jesus fucking christ some people are thick

[cjeffers101]

scary scary stuff, the Mom comment LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[zabukazar]

Nut, nut, In the Butt. I say Nut, nut in The Butt.

[zabukazar]

So are you a zombie? A cyborg? Or a demon? Because if you were all three that would be so cool.

[KCKatheist]

What continues to perplex me is how these ignorant loonies acquire and operate computers. My experience has shown me that these gits find the use of pop-up toasters, manual can openers, and vending machines quite challenging. How they manage a Mac or a PC is beyond me...

[ThePhilosophyFan]

i know how to catch a nut in my but do you want to learn

[HaploidCell]

"You got aids, mate. If not I hope you get some for christmas."

You bad person, you.

I laughed so hard I spilled my whisky.

;DDDDDDDD

That is absolutely priceless!

[azmanabdula]

"Yeah!, Sane people believe in Demons dont they?"

LMFAO

Gold!

[TheCurmudgen]

I'm amazed some of these people even know how to use a computer.

[azmanabdula]

whites didnt evolve from blacks.....

and vise versa.... we are the exact same species ...

we can still interbreed...! what logic is this?

now rooting a chimp on the other hand...

not sure id want to do that...

why is it that Christians make up some of the most absurd arguments to defend such an irrational ideal (maybe that answers itself)

and Muslims ....i havent forgotten about you.... (you crazy lot you)

[marquee989]

Up butt. Coconut.

[wasneeplus]

Again I'm not disappointed. Oh you Christians and racists, what a whimsical bunch you are XD

[dewinthemorning]

Wow, that was almost unique! But when you realize it was sent by somebody who is a combination of a racist and a Christian, your surprise abates...

I'd continue to make videos if only to get one of those, lol

[metalfish24]

Is you overeducated moron?!?!?!?!?!?!

[azmanabdula]

@metalfish24 please write properly....

[azmanabdula]

@metalfish24 sorry.....ill watch the video completely next time i start writing...

[metalfish24]

@azmanabdula Lol thats ok.

[azmanabdula]

@metalfish24 got to admit....

you would have done the same : )

[0Vuuk0]

ur face is really red. must of been facepalming a lot yeah?

[Gs382]

YAY for stalking ^_^

[kaindrg]

i never understood why twat is suppose to be offensive. when i was called that in elementary school by a british immigrant i laughed since it was a funny sounding word. i love how christians are the ones telling atheists that their view is "black = inferior" when they seem to be the only ones coming to that conclusion

[TheAvaloth]

You should check out the vids of MadShangi about the user JesusChristDaily. This bastard pretends to be a Xtian on his channel,then sends anyone he hates VILE pms!

[wongdor]

gotta love the spirit of Christmas!

[gadjox]

Sometimes i feel that fanatic Christians watch more horror B-movies than sermons.

I love the title of your show, btw. Really sums things up :D. Good luck with everything and Happy New Year!

[Eopyk]

My goodnes you have to go though alot.

[ajmolaliful]

finally coughlan has comeback to youtube...

[nilsandrae]

Thanks mate, that made me laugh. :-D

Needed that. Happy 2012 and so on. :)

[SiriusMined]

Ignorant racists make me feel better about myself :-)

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

3:20 - except for that bukake back in '07 amirite!?!?!?

[Meiz79]

Do you go all rainman now when someone turns on the tap? Looking good dick.

[TheOtherHolly]

"Mum, why are you commenting on my video?"

I lol'd.

[xxSnoopyxx]

I love the way the British say twat :D