Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste

[MrSng124]

i love everything he does hahaha. Way too funny



[3percentmilk]

June 5th! That's my birthday!

It's like a present that I got last year and didn't even realize it.

Jon Lajoie is such a fucking dick.

[ColeDrankWilly]

i used to eat toothpaste in jail, but then I just used it to glue shit to the wall...

[hdslod84]

it burns when i pee, it burns when i pee.. damn it actually does burn when i pee...

[jmw1997123]

@hdslod84 Drink more water.

[natden12]

maintain eye contact bro !

[hansjongenburger]

I like the old person song it was funny

[AlbinoSquidman]

How the hell do we pronounce his name?

[kingbeefee]

@AlbinoSquidman La-zhwah

[ExtraKawaii]

I always called him "John La-Joey"...

[JerryTheSpartan]

The only one I liked was the old people home song

[jacbaseball33]

E=MC Vagina

[sildil2010]

it burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! I think I have a urinary tract infection!

[MyColonelSanders]

HAHAHAHAH OMG I WAS PISSING MYSELF!!!

[numberman52]

holy shit ive been saying "la joey"

[MegaHolymacaroni]

@numberman52 If you don't have any French background what so ever it's pretty understandable i guess.

[YaNkAsSaSsIn]

funny black president

[MarijnBerkhij]

Omg, now i finally know how to pronounce his name xD

[hacklboy007]

6 persons have cancer

[TheNikAitken]

@hacklboy007 great spelling, dipshit

[thecreassoir]

shit, this is your best video, Jon! but how much retaphine do you take? :) P.S. It burns when I pee!

[fuzzyboogermonkey]

C'mon Jon we all know that that wasn't toothpaste:) You filthy Slut XD

[atimor]

IT BURN WHEN I PEE

[TheLenZovS]

At 0:50 what those he say? a cockespainal? what? 

[mrmonstercawk]

@TheLenZovS its a dog

[TheSydneyVicious]

@TheLenZovS cockerspaniel. it's a dog.

[jordan0425]

Jackie Chan, Justin Bieber, and Obama disliked this video.

[tuobniklat]

@jordan0425 YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

[jordan0425]

so uhh president obama, hes uhh black huh? the other presidents before him where white and hes black. so uhh so thats funny.

[TheChubbychunk]

3 people swallowed all the toothpaste

[mEgAtRoN2495]

wait what?! Obamas black?! ... :P

[theaudiophile004]

every canadian already knew how to pronounce lajoie

[AMERICANxAPATHY]

@theaudiophile004 hahaha canadian. good joke, good joke

[WarriorWasser]

@AMERICANxAPATHY what's so hilarious? Got something shoved up your ass?

[allanw13]

Dear Jon Lajoie:

Tell your sister to Show me Her Genitals

:D

[SlimAyDee]

Oh, Toothpaste is what you call it these days...

[RedDoT3G]

@SlimAyDee lolololol xD i get it !

[BlackVennumb]

oh so thats how you pronounce his last name

[PhCapocci95]

It burns when i pee :D

[majiira]

so.. you all didn't know how to pronounce his name..? o.o

[MegaDk911]

@lioratalker ya ik i never new ether

[OMGWTFROFLLOLBBQ]

it burns when i pee xDDDDDDDDDD

[VxKIDDKRONICxV420]

@lioratalker WOOOOOOOOOOOOW fucking stooooooge

[brother10sister13]

O_O wow ive been pronouncing his name wrong for like 2 years

I feel like i still wanna say "la-joey" though XD the I-E in his name is quite decieving (/._.)/

[Az480dgaf]

@ExperimentOSEM law jew law

[babycat953]

LMAO I have pronouncing his name way wrong! I was saying it like la joe ee HAHA funny. But the actual way just seems sexy :D

[zabachuj]

@lioratalker french last name, translation = happiness. Pretty hard to be other than him born like that :D

[trojan513]

it hurts when i pee, it hurts when i pee, i think i have a stone in my kidney

[irenviyacheva]

Ok, I had so many assumptions about his name and that wasn't even 1 of them.. :D Anyways, he's so funny, I <3 him! :D

[Jangofeht]

It burns when I pee!!

[jakubkrcma]

Obama... :-)

[Book4Avatar]

LMFAO funny as fuck!!

[NazipunkTheThird]

It burns when I pee xD

OMFG FUNNY :D ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!1

[MissElectrikBlue]

lol Obama is clearly white XD

[Joghurt94]

0 people have a good sense of humor.

[vasil222]

Only video on youtube with 0 Dislikes

[lyric1524]

@vasil222 bahaha fail

[vasil222]

@lyric1524 cool story bro

[DarionAOD]

"So,eh,President Obama,he's black huh?"

[DarionAOD]

"So,eh,President Obama,he's blah huh?

[ArtManJeffTV]

Was this ever on his channel?

[mynameismyname08]

No dislikes in like 7 months damn.

[MisterFro9]

@mynameismyname08 YOU JINXED IT!

[musicislife604]

this shit isnt even funny its just the way he puts it its fucking hilarious!

[ParijsLucas]

i really thought he ment Jacky chan :D

[fakelegsrealfeet]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

[MrPurplephrog]

@fakelegsrealfeet i for one dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.

[xzkslzx]

i didn't know obama was black till now :)

[dadah1991]

@lioratalker LOL I thought the exat same thing hahahahhaha

[psychoactiv3z]

the funniest part is the constant reminder of him forgetting the cock-erspaniel/ass-tronaut joke...

[Kingounnet95]

How come this isn't in his main channel?

[iloveyourtasteinhatz]

peein in my pants so the nurses come and wash me

[triplemz1989]

For your cock-er spaniel and you ass-tronaut joke.... it would be a cock in the ass XD

[joshstockinger]

i thought it was jon la-hoy

[aldaa83]

0 people have no sense humour

[CoolJohnDog]

Haha, I always pronounced his name "La-joe-ee"

[gearsofwood]

how the fuck did he know i was thinking of jackie chan. holy shit!

[strgaltdelete]

1:04 I laughd so hard :D

[chibifreack]

that cancer joke was fucking hilarious :P

[angelsandairwavesx]

Fuck that retirement home jam was awesome.

[angelsandairwavesx]

At first I thought it might not be a good idea to make that into a full song/video because it might be offensive to old people, but they'll probably laugh at it because they can relate to it just like what happened with Everyday Normal Guy. He could dress up as an old dude like they do in Jackass!

[einradlui]

it burns when i peeeeeeeee looooool

[Mittaylor]

i kept saying jon la-joey

[DefultSL]

1:18 ^^

[TacoIX]

So uh president Obama... he's black uh... black, huh?

[mrtjb9123]

I watched his comedy central presents lol it was funny as fuck

[Gilmerrambo]

Omg I laughed so hard at the 83 years old one! XD

[Miissy005]

Randomness Rules!!!

[THAGLITCHKING]

lmfao