Lucy Porter Loves You - Sex

[reallovesearchers]

No ring on here fingers, wonder if she is single?!

[TVCriticAmy]

Love it!

[TheChapaqua]

God isn't she cute? And she's only 4 ft 9 too!

[ZKY2]

Pedobear? What are you doing? Isn't she a little older than your usual type?

[MetalSwitch95]

I procrasturbated at the beginning.

[metaladdict24]

i'd love to have some nookie,rumpy pumpy,bonking,rutting with her and generally fuck her senseless

[BelfastAtheist]

Was this meant to be funny? Christ Lucy Porter is such a shit comedianne..

[KGMDMusic]

Lucy is so so sexy!

[Fitchman]

Reminds me of school teacher I used to have - not quite inappropriate but wish you were a little older and not her student ;)

[aks73]

I would do Lucy all day every day.

Hot chick..and she's funny too.

[Someloke8895]

"This video may not be suitable for minors. "...Yes thank you for that YouTube Censors...

[andybarnes20]

she get it lol o yes

[kabogga]

Lovely Lucy Porter! She made an invaluable contribution to men's internet sex lives. As she was the inventor of the left-handed mouse. ;-) OMG! I just love that tiny, cheery brunette!

[Dante1Savage]

"Without porn there wouldn't be an internet. Well broadband anyway."

That is very good and very clever, I applauded. Fantastic line.

[TonyTrigwellJones]

looking forward to seeing the lovely Lucy live in Newbury tomorrow night.

[ulexite]

lol she like fursuit sex....furry much XD

[swordplate777]

'i'

[nomad806]

all those who want a blow job from her say 'I'

[jibs5]

i lol

[MmoInfo]

i loled on the "draw the line somewhere" and the closup of the bears face

[flashyboy3]

lucy is a total dog. are you guys blind ? or 50 yrs old fat bald and desperate ?

[pobhockle]

What is this shite?

[KingofDeath]

just that shite!

[RG7621]

Same here. Didn't get any laughs out of me (maybe if I was twelve) but god dammit Lucy Porter is H-O-T!!!!

[masklady]

i might be the only one who has said this

but i think it was pretty funny :)

[flysi01]

not funny at all, but i definitely would tap that

[sagat4]

Dont worry Lucy, i will shag you till the end of the earth until u cum again;)

[Htrac]

From everything I've seen of Lucy, she tends to not be very funny. I think she became successful as a comedienne because she's nice to look at.

[chm4gsc]

That what disappoints me as well. Pretty comedienne but not very funny. I got sick of hearing how small she was! "I can see that from here thanks", I though.

[randar3]

she seems to get a fair bit of radio work, so i guess some people find like her for her comedy

[Tim733733]

Didn't get any laughs out of me.

[Pixalis1]

I would so hit that, even in a bear costume.

[futuramani]

This is not funny.. Dont get why they call it the comedy demon.. 1 it has nothing to do with comedy, 2 takin a piss on ppl that do take a wank infront of a computerscreen and more often men, which is granted but girls does it in larger numbers. So it is not in the embasing funny pile anymore but the teenage saying a dirty word pile, 3 there was no real point, It was just stating the obvious that everybody knows for 4 min and 4 sec..

Do something original, less concervative push the bounderies

[zzxzqwq]

Why did she turn to porn

[TheAmazingMeatMan]

Mmmmmm...Lucy Porter. VERY, very cute!

[fredsta26]

that dummy is fuckrd up

[rosepouchong]

Stand-up comedien. Brought out a DVD last year.

[pointyraccoon]

shes a comedian i think

[MysticalDescent]

She is the least funny person I have ever seen. She ruins Mock the Week when she's on it.

[JamieHitsNotes]

I agree

[fivepointsix]

obviously you have never witnessed lenny henry. he makes this tart look like bill hicks.

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

Camden Park? lol

[tashpish]

ad bang her stupid

[Herbyy]

She has no eyes at 0:48

[BTSugrue]

o fuk.

[NICHOLASM1987]

she has the ultimate comedy tits

[driver991st]

comedy tits?

[downfader2]

Comedy tits..? When were Hale and Pace mentioned..?

;-)

[raahead]

Lucy Porter is so cute, and funny...bonus. lol

[FILMMAKERCHAP]

the "lonely man" hulk piano music lol

[mattbiker419]

haha awsomeness!

[pickmolly]

Bingo-Class Low Stock

[bboyaston]

brazil got pussy ..lol

[tomsega]

We're talking about sex because... sex will get you 1m random youtube hits.

[isme16]

nor that funny 2 me 2 silly

(dumars comedy)

[iponamay]

she is so old

[andybarnes20]

i would love to fuck her

[panderton83]

She is SO damned cute.

[italodiscorevival]

Porter is hot

[TammyCore]

i havnt thought about or had sex in ages my bf usally perfers to get drunk watching godzilla or is out with his mates and im usually in the shed building stuff ,,currently making a go-kart at the moment heh

[nickyjlyons]

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend!

[TammyCore]

lol no things are good i like getting drunk watching godzilla too sometimes heh

[JackBauer83]

am already asleep

[chat2mickey]

Lucy, Could you please adapt this for stand up comedy show complete with bed and sex.

thinking about it, leave the standing up and comedy part out.

Infact, hay forgot the whole thing I'm on the internet theres plenty of sex here.

[Donserz]

FUCK LUCY OOH YEH

[jayystar101]

lucy your so fit ;]

[seanpdaly]

The weather outside is shit! I have opened the curtains and it made no difference! But this vid has just brought some humour into a day that has a distinct lack of personality

[BooShank]

There's something very grating about her delivery.

[Tonyaaus]

I love Lucy

[Donserz]

Aah Aah.. . Fuck her bear

[WhiteLionV1]

procrasturbation!!! i'm nicking that!

i like lucy porter she's original and funny

[dongawoy]

LUCY LOVE U LONG TIME!!!!

[38CELLINI]

crap jokes crap tits

[trubru91]

that was about as funny as cancer.

thank at least there was something to look at...

her rack

[twotoneandy73]

lets face it she aint funny...give me back ali g or some bo selecta

[syrett76]

Lucy Porter - Lets be honest, her rack is her one saving grace

[sonicwingnut]

Two. Her two saving graces.

After all if she only had one, then we'd call her Lucy-one-tit and scorn her in the playground.

[syrett76]

The word "Rack" is singular. She dosnt have two racks - otherwise she would be called lucy-four-tits

[sonicwingnut]

yeah but a singular can be used to describe a plural, like a range of mountains is still several mountains and, wait I'm not arguing about fucking grammar on youtube comments. Let's just pretend Lucy Porter has four tits, I can live with that.

[Wykfo]

Exactly. It's not two ranges of mountains. It's one range, like one rack.

[yorkshirerose3]

i think that this video sums up what lucy porter is best at.

comedy? no

fucking? yes!

[Shoguinity]

But she didn't even move. If that is your opinion of what makes someone good in bed then i feel sorry for your sex life.

[28steryan]

I love Lucy, she's beautiful.

[TheClugger]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lucy Porter!

eeek she's gorgeous :D

[thefretmaster13]

Why is the majority of british comedy awful?

[Xerphiel]

What like Monthy python, Borat, Ali G, Garth Merenghi and everything else great?

[thefretmaster13]

Yeh i agre there is some gold, world class comedy but theres also so much crap on UK tv usually BBC comedy. a noteable exception would be Serafinowicz, THAT is comedy!

[SunscorchX]

The majority of everything is awful.

It takes a lot of mistakes before you hit gold.

[JasonRadley]

Comedian? No, sorry.

[usamichael3]

haha

[daManDRAK]

i'm a bear!!!

;)

[spakey1983]

Sex sale eh? no shit!!!

[MinhonYT]

Sex tour in Thailand, not Vietnam, dear Lucy!

[TruthBeyond]

Go watch Full Metal Jacket.

[sapphirehoney]

pound it baby!!!

[FATIGUEDOUT]

that bear did a great job at widening Lucy's stink hole

[eric8stephanie]

bloody brilliant!

[sevsnape]

Very funny, don't see why some people have taken offence to this, but never mind.

[jay13jay13]

Lucy if you only knew how much i want do do that with you... 'You got male.

[BAUWolfe]

Well that was cool, wish the best for you and hope you get your sponcers. Good Job, Well Done.

[ps2peter]

i sa wu on chalne 126 ur awsome

[titanic0lover]

sxs

[wdgeo]

Another stellar performance by Brad Pitt!

[Mixomoxim]

"procrasturbation" - priceless.

[wachmekillu]

im scared

[EcchiDreams]

ROFL!!! @ 1:45

"I'm hoping for a boy!"

"I'm hoping for a girl"

~Muffled sounds~

[SamT226]

search supdudedood...hilarious

[NewOwnership]

did i just see some woman getting done by a bear?

[stu3ufc]

i want sex with lucy porter

[Shipgate]

I'm sorry.

[RezSan]

well sex is shared between couples ^^

[RaiCoss]

..........Yeah not funny and irresponsibe, kids can easily access this shit, it isn't even age protected, try using your brain's next time.

[2007TypeR]

Shut the fuck up. What happened to responsible parenting? Stay the fuck of the internet if you are gonna be offended. In any case this is hardly depraving.

[RaiCoss]

Rest your fingers bigman, I cannot argue that responsible parenting wouldn't be better than censoring, but in the real world it just dosen't happen that way. they should at least put an age confirm on this.

[2007TypeR]

In what way will that help? If a kid can find this video then they can sign up and press the CONFIRM age button... we "think of the children" far too much these days in an effort to protect them from the real world. I say fuck that and bring back the SCHOOL OF LIFE where you learned from your mistakes and became a better person because of it.

[RaiCoss]

Learning from your mistakes is what makes us better people obviously, but do you really think that exposing children to sex is really appropriate?

[2007TypeR]

Considering sex is quite an important part of who we are as human beings I do think our current attitude to sex is idiotic. The first most kids hear about sex in an official context is in a biology class at the age of 14+. Shouldn't we be teaching them in a social context earlier than that? Maybe there would be less naive teenagers getting pregnant.

[RaiCoss]

I totally agree with you , but it would take a massive shift in social conscience, and that just isn't going to happen.

[2007TypeR]

At least not until we stop living our lives by the word of god. (or religion in general which as far as I can see always seems to say that PLEASURE=BAD) My prediction is that at some point in the future the history books will talk of our utter fascination with religion like we talk of greek and egyptian gods today. Nobody takes those seriously anymore....

[RaiCoss]

Your preaching to the converted =P

[2007TypeR]

Damn I was hoping you were a devout something or other which would spark a frenzied debate.... lol just kidding I'm not that much of a cunt, yet. It's just that the more time I spend commenting the less time I spend working, which is good.

/back to work.

[RaiCoss]

Hah, I'm completely anti-religion, anyway enjoy your hard toil ;]

[2007TypeR]

But to answer your q, no sex in this context is not terribly appropriate (but not totally wrong) The internet is far worse.. so young kids shouldn't be on unfiltered internet full stop.

[kiuhy7]

she is lovely. and funny

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

lol. Not judging you at all, Lucy. That is for others seemly.

You sully cove?

[hamace]

Now that was funny, why is she not popular?

[BauerBiwi]

snot

[colinsmyth99]

fit not funny

[TheShitHeadShow]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

[themusicdr]

no - both fit AND funny

[colinsmyth99]

Fit as in pretty lady

Funny as in Terry and June

[GirlsHateMeVeryMuch]

It's pedobear's father

[themusicdr]

lucy porter is fit but somehow in this vid she looks a bit rough

[jackal2071]

I'd still marry her!

[themusicdr]

go on son! ques is would

[themusicdr]

go on son! ques is would SHE agree. you know what i mean?

[eagled96]

lucy porter is fit as f**k!!

[hanito294]

LAWL

[DoubleB902]

This video brings out the DAWG in me!!LoL!!

[kiernmoran]

That's very funny and Lucy is looking younger I notice (oh and thinner er not that she was ever fat).

[iwantagoodnameplease]

I well wanna sex Lucy P.

She's dead funny as well.

[YOIDBERGS]

That sounded like Greekfish in the bearsuit........ hmmmmmmmmmm

[theDaddyLlama]

total boner!!! how sick's that!! Lucy P is a babe!!

[EBursey]

'Which Came First, Phones or Phone-Sex?'

Well, before phone sex there was 'Telegraph Sex' and before that there was Semaphore Sex, but the Native American tribes did briefly pioneer 'Smoke Signal Sex' but found they got too excited and began burning there Wigwams down so it was quickly discontinued...

:)

[Misslucy000]

naughty bear!!!

[thespermdonor]

I'd wear a bear costume for Lucy Porter.

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

you do?? ill bring my bear costume!!

[Efrasnel]

Damn, she's hhhooottt...

[wearing1]

ROFL the bit at 2:05 with the phone sex bit

omg i almost died laughing

UGH UGH uh uh UGH UGH

[tanner87]

LMFAO i had tears screaming at 2.05 xD

[swordplate777]

did the same to me mate lol