Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown Entry

[Dieguux8]

Adam just wanted to play America's favourite game: KICK THE AUTISTIC

[smile221]

Adam Stackhouse Number one player of America's favourite game: kick the autistic

[Skelley1091]

This was pretty good. Glad to see that this video won.

[MiHiVidz]

I'll bet Chris never even ate any Perch or clams in his life. It's been Hungry Man or McDonald's, period.

[CPTBlarg117]

I've consulted several legal advisers, even if it's been four years, this breaks no rules. Here's what he said was wrong.

Little sister in the video. Truth: Background actors can be in. No singing parts.

Background music. Truth: Beatboxing, as in a capella, which is not disqualified.

Chris' song however broke rules: NO CHANGING THE FUCKING LYRICS YOU VIRGIN ASSTARD WITH NO FUCKING FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS!

[CinnabonChan]

@CPTBlarg117 Don't forget making multiple accounts to vote for himself. That fat lazy prick should have been disqualified on that alone. Oh wait, Chris is a fucking hypocrite. 

[CPTBlarg117]

@CinnabonChan What person who understands Chris fully doesn't know that he's a hypocrite?

[CinnabonChan]

@CPTBlarg117 Yeah, saying Chris Chan is a hypocrite is like saying he's fat. Or the ocean is wet. 

[CPTBlarg117]

@CinnabonChan Or that butts make shit.

[ExploringProphecy]

Behold, the silent gaurdian who quashed the Fuck Quest...

[abaltovtin]

I really love the spirit of this video. Reminds me of the games so much.

[CinnabonChan]

Megan would have been fine. Even if she was stupid enough to with Chris to that contest, the guy becomes physically exhausted and out of breath from standing up and walking around for a few minutes. There is no way he could have sumoned the physical strength to try and walk up to Megan and try and pin her down... much less ACTUAL SECKS. Probably unzipping his jeans would have meant he would be too exahusted to do anything else for the next two hours, giving Megan ample time to escape.

[Trickishismael360]

Awesome. No wonder you beat CWC

[ThePersianIncursion]

This guy seems like a pretty cool dude to chill with.

[supajasiu]

Mad Beats... cus they make Chris mad :D

[TheCryoScales]

I wonder how Adam Stackhouse feels that this video saved a woman from being raped by Chris if he won the contest, because he claimed he'd take Meghan with him to Seattle to have sex.

[Trickishismael360]

@TheCryoScales I think he commented on it.

[marudoethiopia]

The only reason this guy won was due to the background beat WHICH IS AGAINST THE RULES BY THE WAY!!!!1

[splintercellchicken]

@marudoethiopia you ARE chris chan, aren't you? GTFO

[BeGrunge]

@splintercellchicken i think he was trying to make fun of chris

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i THINK.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Megan wouldn't have been raped, guys. She would have hit Chris, and he would have bawled like a bitch while she ran off to find a cab. But I'm glad this guy won, if only to cause Chris misery.

[suedescentedsin]

Now now, CWC was at a bit of a disadvantage here. I'm sure he'd have totally made this video had he been able to find his kitchen under the seething, biological waste dump topped by the Christmas tree.

[444Tazer]

This is slightly less terrible than Chris'. :D

[bebibroly5]

why does everyone only due this song IRL?? I hated that chicken.

[whoresee]

lol this video is apparently "cheap gimmicks" CwC you so crazy

[MetroidJunkie2007]

I'm glad you guys won, you really deserved it.

[TheMasterTelevision]

I never liked Parappa The Rappa too much, but you really deserved to win, I've seen the other contest entries, and none of them have been as stuck in my head as this one is. I sometimes do the beat box you made to myself when I'm bored.

Also, the fact that this epic saved a poor girl named Megan from being horribly raped by Chris Chan, it just makes it that much more amazing.

[Bulconmark3]

Good video, kinda feel bad for Adam and his sister though, for the rest of their lives they will have to watch out for CHRIS CHAN!

[suedescentedsin]

@Bulconmark3 Or Chris Tran looking at more recent pictures.

[DoctorNuriel]

AWESOME job.

[Zadamanim]

Wait was that kid a boy or girl? :x

[DoctorNuriel]

@Zadamanim Kinda obvious it's a girl.

[langying]

..... The only thing I need to say is this: Everyone stop congratulating this guy for beating CWC, it's pretty damned obvious CWC had no chance at winning that contest in the first place. Instead we should congratulating this guy for winning the contest as he obviously bested other skilled contestants for the grand prize

[Carnage1235]

Poor Adam. Having such a well made fan video associated with an autistic manbaby just because he thought his crappy poorly-made video was superior to this one.

[SockBath]

chris chan

[videogamenostalgia]

That cake tastes like seafood and broken dreams, and it is delicious...

[onemoreturn]

so are you in protective custody now? 'cause the man-child is after you dude...

[Fr0st1989]

Congratulations on winning and also saving a woman from a crazy rapist.

[SpamLizzo]

No wonder he won. This is clever.

[FFS1NICO]

you have instruments, and more than 1 person IN YOUR FREAKOZOID VIDEO!

[somename69]

You saved a woman from being raped.

[sikepike]

:D just watched this, you guys did such an awesome job! 

[ChickenLeg91]

Somehow, I think Stackhouse makes excellent pancakes. o_O

[QuicklimeTime]

Masterful work. The timing, the editing, the visual stuff...you know your filmwork, man. Congrats on the prize!

And sorry you got caught up in the whole...CWC thing. I swear, some people out there...

[Remedy13]

awesome video!...interesting cake XD

[TAXEXEMPTION]

crack crack crack chris's dreams into the bowl.

[dc2sakai]

BUT THEY SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED

THEY USED MUSIC AND MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN THEIR FREAKAZOID VIDEO

BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

- Chris-chan

[motherearthrpg]

That cool! I hate that chris chan! He's a sore loser!

[EltBerserker]

why does this not have 200 million views?

[parchecu]

You and your sister did a pretty cool jobon that vid.

Also, you are a hero, Megan owes you.

[Ditherliss]

This man DESERVES the grand prize. Not just for preventing someone from getting raped, but because that was actually pretty awesome.

[CMANN720]

a true hero *selute*

[sexhaie]

Man you deserve to win that was great, and good show of effort, timing, and quality, Chris-chan go be butthurt to your my little ponies

[FlyingTurtleSoup]

@sexhaie

>to your my little ponies

WHAT

[sexhaie]

@FlyingTurtleSoup are you implying i said that wrong or the fact i became a ponyfag now?

[FlyingTurtleSoup]

@sexhaie I thought you meant Chris became a brony, and i would have to go kill myself

[feh2]

@FlyingTurtleSoup

Or pick a better Fandom.

[KataclysmKat]

@FlyingTurtleSoup

He is. He used a "Pony" icon while he was on a fake tranny forum.

[RichoRosai]

Chris-chan had the best entry of all time. OF ALL TIME!

[S3ph1ir1n]

Completely owned that asspie manchild Chris Chan. AND QUITE DESERVED. Much better than Chrissie's fucktarded video. Good show, chap.

[tredlow]

I just realized how disgusting a seafood cake would be.

Anyway, this is awesome, and adorable!

[SeanStrife]

You are a real life superhero. How does that make you feel?

[cloudzack1090]

chris chan is a fucking loser, someone do something!!!!

LMAO

[Arinochan]

You stopped Chris from breeding. You are a savior of the human race.

[halodystroyer44]

@Arinochan lol, megan schroeder was actually glad chris lost and she wouldn't gone with him to seattle anyway.

[phoenixhart17]

You and your little sister were to cute together! You totally deserved the win! :)

[TriforcePlayer2]

Good Job beating Chris-chan

[MeowthRocket]

and the fact that ya beat Chris...... makes it all the sweeter!

Hell, I wanna try some of that seafood cake!!!!

[MeowthRocket]

Not bad at all! Adam, ya got some mad beatboxing skills!

I'm glad ya won! Ya deserved it!

[ZetsubouJohnny]

seriously man thank you, you saved a life by being awesome. 

[CyberMcRock]

hey... you forgot to add the crack :( Still really good video XD

[SZF123456]

@CyberMcRock you save that for a penut butter crack sandwich later in the day

[siegris2]

This is a million times better than Chris's video

[JackTheCardSquirell]

I don't even care about chris chan that much.

I just enjoy watching this video because these guys are very talented c:

[TehDauvs]

You didn't rap well enough to get the cool ending. I:

[cguevara12]

I can see you guys in American Idol right now.

[Arinochan]

I don't normally like Rap, but I have to admit, this is an awesome song. Congrats on winning the contest and beating that weirdo Chris. He makes the Autistic kids look bad >:

[BudgetBachelorChow]

This was genuinely awesome. The fact that you inadvertently cockblocked the Internets favorite manchild is just bonus points

[FierceyKun]

Chris must of made 20 acounts to dislike this video. either that or 20 faggots did it

[strawberrysuit]

I really love this. The beat-boxing and rapping were excellent.

[OMGBEARS]

Meagan Schroder.

Remember this name. This is the woman you unknowingly saved three years ago.

You were a precision strike from God himself.

You're a hero, and you have to leave...

... wait, sorry, that last line was from the original Fallout game.

[fluffoth]

@OMGBEARS

Rap.

Rap never changes.

[krazydude34]

@SpicyTofuZ9 yeah and it was the best one :D

[krazydude34]

...why didnt chris chan win??



[M1KENDO]

fuck yeah i miss 90´s!!

[SkyNetGoneWild]

Fish? On a cake? Wow....

..That sounds delicious :D Nice rap too.

[kingofthekrabs]

You are the single greatest Cock-Blocker in the world! You saved a innocent human being of the opposite sex from being forced to endure forceful sexual intercourse from a basement dwelling male who is a low functioning derptistic (derpburgers) who's only sexual pleasure he has recieved was his female dog Patti who perished from his tiny cawk inside of her and he was more upset at her death than his father who tried to protect him from an heroing on youtube by cutting down his internets..

[CrazyJ94]

Awesome vid bro

[Omegashadowyoshi]

This guy trolled Chris Chan hard without even knowing it, or even knowing who Chris Chan was.

You kick ass. Chris Chan is an untalented, violent, fail who doesn't get the concept of losing a contest.

[dorcus3]

You saved Chris from potentially losing his virginity.

For that, you win 9,9999 and a 1/2 internets.

[xXclaymatorXx]

damn you're a cool guy, props on being an awesome big brother

[monseurkez]

U CHEATER

[Luigi8752]

LMao The Sound Its Looks Funny XD

[MrJonSaskawan]

NO BOOMBOXES

[RedMageZidane]

You, sir, are a winrar.

You gave everyone another reason to hate Chrissy.

[VigilanteAgumon]

As stated before, it's a shame that such a well made video will be associated with CWC. While I also have Asperger's, let it be known that, without a shadow of a doubt, the mentality (or lack thereof) of CWC does not represent most of the mindset of the Asperger's community.

[Alchymyst02]

Outstanding, I was laughing my head off and impressed by the mad rap skillz all in one sitting ! Wicked !

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

Go Adam, rap to the extreme!

[bealtespip123]

Heard you made Valedictorian,Adam! Congrats,man!! = D Yet another thing Chris failed to achieve! = ]

[mhirtes12]

The secret ingredient is Love.

AND Chris Chan's giant manbaby tears.

[Kainlarsen]

Props to you, sir, for helping us pwn Chris Chandler.:)

[Nume174]

Adam is such a  HUNK !

[CreepyMcCreep]

I need to play Parappa one of these days.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

you saved a woman from being raped by chris chan

[JacoIII]

You're a good big brother.

[CaseHa]

this is seriously one of the best cover's I've heard

[Fakenstien]

Clearly cheated.

[Cinnaminnamin]

That was AWESOME! :D

How did the cake taste?

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

lol

[Shadoboy]

Question! You actually baked that cake for the video? Seems like a pretty original thing to do.

[xXclaymatorXx]

beat the hell out of that fat fuck chris's video, nice beat boxing btw =P

[TheEpiph]

this is catchy.

[J0NW31R]

BREAK DAT BEAT!!!!!

[gluntford]

you're like jay and not-silent-at-all bob

[NeoSarinatan]

That little girl is badass.

[HellRestaurant]

Really well done good sir. You deserved that win

[Sandhand02]

This is cute! I love this!

[ElfOfJapan]

ADAM, I'm real happy for ya, and Imma let you finish, but Chris-chan had da best PaRappa video of a' time!

OF A' TIME!

No, but srsly, that was a pretty good video.

[N0IRxx]

How adorable. :)

[dulaneyj]

it's a goddamn shame that this cute video will be forever associated with that creepy aspie twat Chris Chan.

Chris seems to have a way of leaving indelible marks in people's lives

[ThingxHulk]

supposedly, though, Adam and the rest of the guys in this didnt even know about Chris-Chan until a year after this. its a small mark, but almost forgettable.

[wondeboy12]

It was well editied, lyrics well thoughout & even looked like it had a little coregrpahed.

Yep its hard not to like this guy not only did he make one of the best looking amature white rap videos I have seen on the intranets he also saved a young woman from being raped.

If I had a hat, I'd take it off!

[Ashkihyena]

Watch out Adam, now that you're on Chris's list of people he hates, I expect you to appear in Sonichu as a punching bag now, not like that scares you I'm sure.

[mechamonster]

@Ashkihyena Have u seen that CWC vid where he shoots Adam's picture?

It was gr8. I lol'd. Adam cock-blocked him for great justice.

[0mell0wyell0w0]

Wow Adam Stakehouse is probably the only cockblocker that everyone loves. Well everyone except "Chris-Chan"

[Skwrr]

Not only did you save Megan Schroeder from certain rape, you may have saved the gene pool of the human race. Think about it. Thank you, good sir.

[HerrJosefFritzl]

YOU USED MUSIC AND ANOTHER PERSON!!!111one

It was not a TRUE and HONEST attempt.

[hellspam9000]

you saved an innocent women from being raped i thank you from the bottom of my heart

[ShadowEcho25]

@hellspam9000 douche.....

[Jayday12345678910]

@ShadowEcho25 shut up

[Troll4MoarLulz]

Much better than Chris Chandler's rap.

[ILoveEggsEggs]

you denied Chris-chan the loss of his virginity!

you are winnar

[FredrickPancake]

HIS??!!!

[EltBerserker]

A god amongst trolls, who doesn't even know what he's accidentally trolling

[naonaokao]

lol that was awesome. totally deserved.

[HungryLikeT3hW00t]

Definitely deserved the win. =p

[Macthecamp]

A winnar is you.

[samuraikarasu]

Thanks for beating Chris Chan. I appreciate him not getting to lose his virginity.

[CinnabonChan]

@samuraikarasu Please. Give Megan some credit. That guy's virginity might as well be in encased in concrete.

[ScamperChandler]

He sounds like captain falcon at times

[LucianaShadow]

This is strangely adorable. The girl in the beanie is cute. And it knocks seven shades of shit out of CWC's failure.

[Natnander]

Beautiful video. I loved it. No wonder you won.

[KeluMocy]

Win well deserved.

[10191927]

I've always wanted to see the winning video from the contest, this was damn awesome. Unlike Chris Chan who raged because his video was a pile of fail. Adam, you(and the little girl) are awesome!

[TheCanadianPrairies]

Great work, Adam!

It was also nice to see what made CWC rage at you.

Once again....great work.

[KiljanArslan]

I can see why this guy won I mean its excellent for a video produced on a shoe string budget. Its pretty obvious why Chris Chan lost.

[bainaka]

awesome as always... i mean what do you expect to get when you competition is a over 20 year old virgin with autism and an arrogant racism and homophobia problem who cant get over how pathetic he really is in life

you guys rocked the contest may you rap till the ends of time

[Geno100]

Amazing video lol. its epic

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Chris won some contest when he was 10. Because of that, he enters every contest he can and thinks he's entitled to win because of his autism. Guess what Chris. Your not the adorable little special boy you were two decades ago. Your a fat, balding, perverted freak with no idea how the world works. No one cares about your autism because you use it as an excuse for things it didn't cause. Take some responsibility and realize you didn't lose because Adam cheated, you lost because you have no talent.

[OrderofXIII]

Well stated, but please... it's you're.

[xXclaymatorXx]

@ChromeTruckNutz

couldn't have put it better myself.

[dynamitespoony]

Awesome video! Your editing was amazing, especially for a homemade video, the rhymes were spot-on and the beatboxing was a nice touch, and the whole thing was very entertaining. I also liked how you included your little sister, too.I know it's a little (okay, very) late to say this, but you definitely deserved the win.

It's just a shame you had to deal with that crazy man-child Chris-chan...*shudder*

[RinstarElite]

And his informative feedback on playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave AUTISTIC warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)"

—Chris, describing his video in third person

My Summary: Pathetic

[RinstarElite]

The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. ...

[RinstarElite]

"Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance...

[JorealConners]

I feel sorry for Adam. He shouldn't have to deal with Chris's shenanigans.

[KlayMan2007alt]

Awesome video! A lot better than What's-his-name's video....

[lollygoober]

classy

[kaiserk91]

Adam, you are awesome...

[blarbos]

HAHA CWC YOU GOT OWNPWNED

[jcdr]

Amazing video :D

[SXENedger]

This video finally proves that it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, and if the way is hazy, you gotta do the cooking by the book. I mean, you know you can't be lazy.

[544leon]

cwc you pick on a young girl... lame... CwC you know well that thins is so flippin cool and yours is not

[prahanormal]

Not bad for a totally independent project.

[TehMattz]

Wow, very good!!

[MPizzal]

BRB, putting shrimp on my cake.

[1ktermie]

All my internets to you two, you worked hard on a good video, and out came a great one. Congrats

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